I don't know where to put it though!
I've decided that this will, in fact, be the first tattoo I get:
I don't know where to put it though!
Top of the arm, bro!
If I was ever to get a tattoo, it would be the Goron family emblem.
shaft of your penis, right above the base
also, do it while completely sober. it'll be fun.
left shoulder-blade.
Someone told me that I'd have to get an entire arm covered in "Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness" if I'm going to do this. Thoughts?
Horrible idea... yet, somehow amazingly awesome. If nothing fancy was done to it, just black block text of "Ness" then it could easily be the most stupid, yet amazing, tattoo I've ever heard of.
If it were me, it would be on my wrist, palm side.
I think you mean you'd have it done in your palm. It's a new fad.
Get it on your lowerback. TRAMP STAMP STATUS!
The Ness part sounds fukken dumb though. Though it would be pretty hilarious to have to explain that in another 60 years or so!
"It was from a vidya game!"
Tattoo of Ness around your crotch with a baseball bat tattooed onto your dong. DO IT.