You know how 4chan has the whole deal with their rules, well let's come up with some of our own. Don't worry about being over-critical with them, whatever you think of at the moment and it will become an official rule(UNLESS DEEMED GAY BY THE DA MOD TEAM). Also, at least try to put them in the form of what can be construed as a rule. Any number between 1-50 for now, and if for some reason this become popular, more numbers can be added.
Official Darkness Advanced Rules as follows:
1. DO talk about Darkness Advanced.
2. DO NOT talk about Darkness Advanced.
3. Osaka is hot.
4. There shall be numbers chosen for adding rules.
5. AIDS free posting only.
6. NO V****gs allowed!
7. Above all other mods, The Judge holds final say in all decisions.
8. There are no rules... until a DA MOD disagrees with you
9. All members will be subject to a membership fee of $10 per month shipped to the address of Anthony and given later to The Judge.
10. Any occurrence of ANT in a word must be capitalized. Alternatively, if the word itself is in caps, ANT must be lowercase.
11. See Rule 37
12. The X is awesome.
13. Like Kingdom Hearts? There's no escaping it, you're a faggot for life.
14. If you make a poll thread about whether or not you should leave DA, you automatically have to leave DA.
15. I WILL NOT ALLOW THE PROMOTION OF HATE SPEECH ON MY WEB LOG
16. Everything's funnier when it involves d[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ckgirls.
17. WoW discussion will not be tolerated and shall henceforth be deleted.
18. Juliebriggs is fat
19. There will be absolutely no mention of Sweden or gals with the exception of this rule.
20. You're wrong and quite possibly a faggot
21. There are no girls in DA
22. Browsing DA is more fun while masturbating.
23. In DA, modliness is g[COLOR="Lime"]odli[/COLOR]ness, the mods can not be wrong
24. The only one who gets his way beyond the mods is Linko, 'cause he's a Super Mod and he can f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking ban you. But don't worry, he's a pretty nice guy.
25. Opinion? Just another word for facts
26. Contrary to rule 24, if Linko gets unruly, The Judge may fu[COLOR="Lime"]c[/COLOR]king ban him for a day.
27. NO HOMERS
28. Any and all moonspeak will be censored without hesitation.
29. Roger Smith sucks at Photoshop.
30. Rule 12 is a lie
31. Being offended by racial or sexist slurs is prohibited.
32. The Simpson's may be quoted at any time in any part of the conversation. All other quote sources must be relevant.
33. Post get edited? No, that's actually what you typed
34. If it exists, there is porn of it, and Linko has fapped to it. PERIOD.
35. I like cats.
36. Cats have eyes.
37. See Rule 11
38. All users must be nude while posting in DA.
39. [COLOR="Black"]grim gram glim[/COLOR] [COLOR="Magenta"]glam[/COLOR]
40. There will be no discussion of mis0's gender, even if proven otherwise.
41. Your post is going to be edited
42. No Xbox.
43. LoS' forehead will always be referred to as a fivehead. Seriously, it's [COLOR="Lime"]fuc[/COLOR]king huge.
44. Asking the origin of specific memes originated in DA is subject to ridicule and no explanation. Or repetition of the object in question.
45. This isn't the f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking music board. Nor the pokemon board.
46. No fat chicks.
47. Rule 47 is subject to availability and is void where prohibited.
48. Your sick fetishes and mental dysfunctions are to be brought to light and made fun of within 1 week of posting here, and they will not be sensitive topics.
49. Asking to become a moderator makes you ineligible to become a moderator.
50. You're going to be made fun of
I'll edit them in as they come. BRING IT.
There are no rules... until a DA MOD disagrees with you
You're wrong and quite possibly a faggot
Opinion? Just another word for facts
Post get edited? No, that's actually what you typed
Your post is going to be edited
You're going to be made fun of
etc
3. Osaka is hot.
PICK NUMBERS GUYS.
4. There shall be numbers chosen for adding rules.
We have to pick numbers? Well, we can't really do that until all the submissions are in, can we?
You can pick the numbers, but if it sucks it won't get added. I liked six of the seven you first posted. so pick numbers for them before I do.
No matter the infraction, the result is "Thats a paddlin' "
Like Kingdom Hearts? There's no escaping it, you're a faggot for life.
4 lyfe?
yeah make it 4 lyfe
number 4 is already taken moron. oh wait, you were so stupid you forgot to pick a number after I said it 3 f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking times now. holy sh[COLOR="Lime"]it[/COLOR].
49. Asking to become a moderator makes you ineligible to become a moderator.
46. lulz
omni: yes.
SR: no.
13. [COLOR=#cccccc][FONT=Verdana]Like Kingdom Hearts? There's no escaping it, you're a faggot for life.[/FONT][/COLOR]
27. Sapphire Rose tried to make a ****ty rule.
11. See Rule 37.
37. See Rule 11.
Pointless filler.
21. There are no girls in DA.
30. Rule 12 is a lie.
Stop failing so much SR :(
Zeta, kay.
Rule 12: The X is awesome.
I added 5 and 6. along with the one's x proposed.
GAH, SO MUCH NINJAING.
HA! at zetas. very nice.
16. Everything's funnier when it involves dickgirls.
34. If it exists, there is porn of it, and Linko has fapped to the dickgirl porn of it.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Zeta again.
Changed 34 a bit so it encompasses a bit more.
27. There are 50 rules.
ehhhhh, no more rules that relate to the rules themselves.
7. Stalolin never updates. You'll have to do it for him.
AM I DOIN' IT RIGHT
28. Any and all moonspeak will be censored without hesitation.
i call rule 40 for mine
make it so
29. Roger Smith sucks at Photoshop.
[quote=Ant;614676]Hmm, I'll let someone else decided on that one then.
you best add it
also;
36. Cats have eyes.
38. Cats do not have eyes.
ehhhh, enough with the contradictions.
46. No fat chicks. Or chicks period.
1st part yes, 2nd part no. GURLS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME HERE.
7. Kolo will never fit in here.
eh, I'll leave that one up to others.
shouldn't be so high up
nobody knows or cares about kolo
31.
Rule 47: Rule 47 is subject to availibilty and is void where prohibited.
Rule 19: There will be absolutely no mention of Sweden with the exception of this rule.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MAKE NOTE NOW THAT A FEW SPOTS WILL BE RESERVED FOR SNIPER, JUDGE, SLADE, and others. So just know that in advance.
also, added misos.
face palm has to be a rule
44. GOD DAMN IT, FAGS.
39. 
WHOOPS TAKEN NUMBER
Poor ExoXile. He really isn't that bad, we pick on him so much though :(
Oh, I like the kid. Hell, I remember him from the VGS days.
23. In DA, modliness is ***liness, the mods can not be wrong.
Quite a lot of these rules are repeats.
MAKES THEM IMPORTANT THEN HUH?
CAN YOU FORM THAT INTO A RULE?
Rule 39: ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE/HAVE A VIOLENT SEIZURE
I can't really tell.
Any occurrence of ANT in a word must be capitalized. Alternatively, if the word itself is in caps, ANT must be lowercase.
pick a number
39. Orbulon's minigames suck, but the rabbits are awesome.
35. I like cats.
36)cats have eyes (unless otherwise noted, void where prohibited, offer not valid outside conitenntal US, open only to residents of US and its territories, no purchase neccasary).
45. All people in the US Navy are homosexuals.
omni needs to ****ing change his ****. i dont read names, and all i see is black and white over to the left and im like "lol vampiro"
then WHOOPS LOL NOPE ITS SOME FAG THAT ISNT VAMP
**** that ****, ******
Our avatars aren't even identical. Also, if you're actually reading my posts, you'd notice that my font was entirely different from his.
24. If you use italics anywhere in your post, you must end the post with buffet.
44. Asking the origin of specific memes originated in DA is subject to ridicule and no explanation. Or repetition of the object in question.
45. This isn't the ****ing music board. Nor the pokemon board.
7. Above all other mods, The Judge holds final say in all decisions.
9. All members will be subject to a membership fee of $10 per month shipped to the address of Anthony and given later to The Judge.
31. Being offended by racial or sexist slurs is prohibited.
32. The Simpson's may be quoted at any time in any part of the conversation. All other quote sources must be relevant.
42. No Xbox.
48. Your sick fetishes and mental dysfunctions are to be brought to light and made fun of within 1 week of posting here, and they will not be sensitive topics.
You're gay for Moleman!
buffet
I'm not adding that rule cause I don't follow it. And I'll be d[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mned if I don't follow these rules to the letter.
What's my fetish/mental dysfunctions, DA?
Being fat is a mental disorder.
And mexican.
Me next!
No need, really.
You are an insult to yourself just by existing.
:(
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15
17
18
22
24
26
27
38
39
40
43
Those numbers are still open. I'm surprised we even have as many as we do.
I'm surprised it caught on as fast as it did.
And man, another swing and miss from SR.
So, should more numbers be added, or would that be superfluous?
Wait until the first 50 are done, and well add them in from there.
implement 39 *** **** it
It's not really a rule, and no one else supported it. So, looks like you'll have to try again :cool2:
I support d[COLOR="white"]i[/COLOR]ckgirls.
wait, what was it?
16 33, 41 in affect there.
nothing btw.
3. Osaka is hot.
No more of a rule than 39.
12. The X is awesome.
No more of a rule than 39.
29. Roger Smith sucks at Photoshop.
No more of a rule than 39.
35. I like cats.
No more of a rule than 39.
36. Cats have eyes.
No more of a rule than 39.
Get to it, faggot. Zeta supports it.
Oh Ant, u so tricky.
I do support rule 39!
bribes, ALL BRIBES!
24. The only one who gets his way beyond the mods is Linko, 'cause he's a Super Mod and he can fu[color=indigo]cking ban you. But don't worry, he's a pretty nice guy.
Make it a rule or I'll fucking ban you.[/color]
...okay :(
lol
- ****ing do it or I'll ban you.
Pick a number close to Linko's
doesn't make sense. I KNOW A LOT OF OTHERS DON'T BUT COME ON GUYZ
"it" is probably sexual favors for the DA mods, amirite? :(
So viking is now legal to say?
40. With the exception of this rule, there will be no discussion of mis0's gender.
If I remember correctly, we had that recently.
miso is a dude
27. OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER! OH THAT IS WHAT I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE! FOR IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER, ALL THE KIDS WOULD HAVE THEIR MOUTHS ON ME!
[quote]Your sick fetishes and mental dysfunctions are to be brought to light and made fun of within 1 week of posting here, and they will not be sensitive topics.
Only one of you gays is even slightly aware of my mental dysfunctions, and I haven't been hassled about it once. You're all off your game, and fired.
You're never around to see the hasslin'.
15. Pics or it didn't happen.
See rule 26.
43. Zeta is a Fiaboo.
Rule 39: [color=black]grim gram glim glam
EDIT - feel free to adjust those colors, I was just messing around with them for giggles.[/color]
39 yes. 43. no
actually, how bout for 43. NO REFERENCES TO ZETA ALLOWED!
I approve of 43. From now on, I'll never reference **** again.
14. FIVE ****ING STICKIES. WE NEED ALL FIVE! ALL ****ING FIVE, YOU HEAR ME?! UNSTICKY THEM AGAIN AND I'LL DEMOD YOU! ****ERS!
Come on, guys, we have more in-jokes than this, help fill in the holes. :(
EDIT - 22. Any post containing italics shall end with buffet, seperated from the main text by one line. Violating posts will be edited.
buffet
Put my suggestion for rule 40 on there already.
Yeah, that was a good one.
no I don't want five stickies :(
We can make that another rule if we can't think of anything better.
just make it an ammendment to the rule, like, rule 22a or something, faggot
The DA constitution needs some amendments. We should just use some the things LoS has said while high, because anything else would actually make sense.
That's a pretty good idea.
RULE 27 IS:
[URL="http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=552335&postcount=7"]http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=552335&postcount=7[/URL]
38. Contrary to popular belief, our tits are not in fact on VGC, nor are they on the internet.
http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=23216
guess it wouldn't make sense to add it here.
New 39 ****ing fails. Should've been 38 or some other less awesome number.
RIP 39
19. There will be absolutely no mention of Sweden or gals with the exception of this rule.
I bol'd
17) Niggertits
38) fuck this shit
...come on...come on.
nope
Did I mention no discussing miso's gender? Because I actually enforce that.
coincidence
both of mine should be added btw. super serial.
n o
14. There's no such thing as The Simpson's. (See Rule 32.)
lol typoz. It's Simpsons. No apostrophe.
and we were doing so good at first.
you were never doing anything good ever
ant, add mine you fat ***** tittied ****
14. If you make a poll thread about whether or not you should leave DA, you automatically have to leave DA.
22. Browsing DA is more fun while masturbating.
I should know.
It's true.
Bull****, I've fapped to every single av and sig on this page.
duckgirls, eh?
Lol. Linko, your rule is being added. I knew you'd pull through :(
Impaled upon my own sword...
sword=penii
That's exactly right, Peach.
oh, missed it I guess. k.
17. WoW discussion will not be tolerated and shall henceforth be deleted.
LoS, Stalolin, this one goes out to you!
i'm revered with the aldor, soon i'll be exalted and can buy some phat shoulder enchants and do some massive dps and get me some great epic items
also, lfg rfc need cc have tank
18) Juliebriggs is fat
18a) So is ant
18b) But linko is even fatter
I'm surprised no one came up with that sooner.
:awesome:
38) Nobody loves the cock more than linko. Nobody.
38a) Except Vamp
38b) and Corrupt
*** **** fags
nah, rupty is far too manly for that ****
lol
So Ian is gay now? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH GIGANTIC FAGGOTS?
You're the one pretending to be a chick.
Wouldn't you love it if I was pretending?
Hmm, I want the next 3 rules to be completely random. So I'll ask people who don't come to DA what they should be.
Zyzex Remix: what's a good rule?
silvershadelynx: no ******s
silvershadelynx: NO HOMERS
rule 27
haha, I like it.
simpsons reference. the episode with the cult that homer becomes the leader of and then gets banished from.
Thought it might be something like that. I want to watch more Simpsons, but I don't watch prime time TV anymore.
i remember watching that episode when it was new.
Heh, yeah, I like looking back at stuff like that and thinking, "I can't believe that's old now." Thought it a lot when I was re-reading the Bob and George archives in preperation for the ending.
EDIT - and while watching Digimon season 1 reruns. I probably would for Pokemon, too, but that entire section was down.
[QUOTE=Linko_16;621792]Depends. Do you have a penis?
Well, logically, if you're assuming I'm not a girl and therefore pretending...
Obviously, if I have to ask at all, I'm going with the explaination that you're the girl you're pretending to be...
Well then you're a DISGUSTING PERVERTED FREAK.
Well yeah. And?
OH LINKO!
It's like a f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking sitcom.
Does she have a penis?
DO YOU?
Yes.
Sometimes I wish I didn't. :(
-laugh track- OH LINKO!
*Commercial break*
"Tough....
Rugged....
Sexy....
Dickgirls 7 on DVD Tuesday!"
*back to the show*
[CENTER][SIZE=5]SPECIAL GUEST:
THE X[/SIZE]
[/CENTER]
Misooooo... you got some 'splainin' ta do!
we've already been over this, with the whole quantum mechanics thing that ends up saying that miso is both male and female until someone proves it for certain.
Rule 38: Everybody wants to be a cat.
if I don't want to be a cat, no one does.
i can see how being able to change backa nd forth would be useful (stealth, etc) but it would suck to permanatly be a large cat.
lol get adopted by some big-b00bed chick
or big-dicked i guess
I wouldn't wanna be a cat cause then I couldn't appreciate having a cat lying in my lap purring.
which is why the transformation thing is the best of both worlds
plus, it would allow you to sing the [url=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php]kitty cat song[/url], which is hilarious.
NEW RULE:
Zyzex Remix: any rule you can think of
Zyzex Remix: as long as it's a rule
Caligo Avalonis: the wearing of clothes is prohibited at all times
Zyzex Remix: wonderful
So, Rule 38. All users must be nude while posting in DA.
But I have a friend over right now. :(
One to go.
since the new rule was just instated, I'll let it slide. But next time be nude.
Ahhhh, the breeze is wonderful.
I'm in my bed almost naked.
Is this okay y/n
It's all or nothing.
:(
No, it can only be nothing. No choices allowed.
I've been naked most of the day. Little does Stinger know, I was playing video games with him naked most of the time. lols
meow meow meow mrrooooooOOOOWWW MEOW MRROW MEOW meow meow
oh yeah talk to m- GRANDMA
I'M IN A PRIVATE CAT, I'LL SEND YOU A FRIEND REQUEST LATER
cat no
hey guyz, I recently just got a cat. amicoolnow?
What's its name?
it would be extremely hard to catch a cat if you wanted to **** it
this thread is now irrevocably furry
funny, I too have acquired a cat, a cat... named magic
mostly because of her ability to completely astound people with how ninja-like she is
We found her in a storm drain, mother called animal control, they came out and my mother was like "there's a cat stuck down there" and the animal control guy points to a black cat that's walking around on the other side of the street and goes "You mean that one?"
she's like david blaine or something
its a witch, burn her
If she weighs as much as a duck, then that means she's made of wood, and that also means...
...
...
...
... A WITCH!
lol cat
lol beebo
I'd prefer beebo
I like cat. It's like having a Pikachu called Pikachu.
make sure to ask it how's it hangin all the time.
HOWS IT HANGIN
it took a s[COLOR="Lime"]hit[/COLOR] in the tub.
It was also smoking.
ahaha oh wow rule 34 on girl riding donald duck
I LOVE IT
lawlz, parents right behind me as I scrolled by that. Don't think they saw, though. :awesome:
Seriously, who the **** designed that ride?
Same guy who made that soap dispenser out of Batman's ponos.
The cat, unfortunately. :(
cats are pretty hot
a cat on a hot tin roof is pretty hot
you know, there's only one spot left to fill.
"We couldn't think of anything for this one."
43. With the exception of this rule, LoS' forehead will always be referred to as a fivehead. Seriously, it's ****ing huge. Just look at it.
That or...
43. If someone says something is serious business, it's serious business.
THERE! the fivehead one. fukken added.
I'll probably make an announcement form of the rules and unsticky this one in the process when I fell like it.
YES, ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE COOL
I know ^______________________________^
I like them.
Except that one Iris made awhile back...ahh....memories.
Those were good times. What a ***** she was.
sigh...
I've never made an announcement.
:/
DO ONE NOW!
k.
EDIT - Before anyone complains, it's only set to be up for a day.
****, why did I lol so hard?
Because you have no sense of humor? I probably should've thought of something funnier than that.
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