The other n00b




Posted by BelowAverage N00b

This is a really old picture of me, but it's all I could really find on my photobucket at the time. (I'm at The n00b's house for her sleepover currently.) So here's what a below average n00b looks like.

i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/Sparkley_Pancakes/untitledmeh.jpg

(And yes I know the mirror is filthy, and I look like some emo myspace camera whore.) Like I said this was a long time ago. xD




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

in b4 "I'D **** THE **** OUT OF YOU"

seriously, it's coming.




Posted by Omni

****it, Vamp predicted my comment exactly. **** you, Vamp. Wait, actually, that's a good idea, since you spoiled my chances here...




Posted by Dexter

Clean your mirror and your friend is cuter.




Posted by Average n00b

Oh come on Obese, you can do better than that old thing. ^^

GIVE US THE GOOD ONES! D< xD




Posted by Dexter

If I were a girl, I'd much rather look like you, Average n00b. I just like your face more. You don't seem to have one of those female faces that could use a lot of make-up or jewelry. You could go bland and it wouldn't be all that bad.




Posted by BelowAverage N00b

Well I do have a more recent one then that one I posted before..

s127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/Sparkley_Pancakes/?action=view¤t=mes.jpg

But then again not too recent. I think this was about four or five months ago and whatnot. It takes quite a bit of concentration on these cars here.

Thank you all for the comments so far. xD

(n00b doen't wear makeup.*she says, sitting right next to me.*) ^^




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'd **** you so hard in that tiny car.




Posted by BelowAverage N00b

Wow, everyone laughed their asses off when you said that..Good job.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

but my penis wouldn't fit in there




Posted by Average n00b

..*Blinks* Well, this is just a tad inappropriate. Continue.

xD I love you, Obese.




Posted by Dexter

Who gets more guys chasing them?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Me.




Posted by Average n00b

Hm..Flattering yourself there aren't you?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

You know you want me.




Posted by Dexter

I know I do.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I wouldn't mind a piece of X. The key to a good relationship is variables.




Posted by Sucky Sucky

Morgan would like a happy ending. C:




Posted by Sucky Sucky

img95.imageshack.us/img95/6289/p1010262pf0.jpg
Nom nom nom. C:




Posted by G-Sides

this thread makes me a happy man :)




Posted by Ant

for once, a member who joins and gets all her girlfriends to join who AREN'T ugly. it's a f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking miracle.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: for once, a member who joins and gets all her girlfriends to join who AREN'T ugly. it's a ****ing miracle.


it helps that they're not fabrications of one girl's mind.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Well they all have pics to back it up, so I've came, regardless.




Posted by Klarth

As the wise men of Electric Six once so eloquently put: "I've got something to put in you."




Posted by Sucky Sucky

That's good to know.




Posted by Apathetic


Quoting The X: Well they all have pics to back it up, so I've came, regardless.


That would explain my sticky keyboard, you prick. :mad:



Posted by OMFGZ__x


Quoting BelowAverage N00b: Well I do have a more recent one then that one I posted before..

s127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/Sparkley_Pancakes/?action=view¤t=mes.jpg

But then again not too recent. I think this was about four or five months ago and whatnot. It takes quite a bit of concentration on these cars here.

Thank you all for the comments so far. xD

(n00b doen't wear makeup.*she says, sitting right next to me.*) ^^


lmao...i have better pics of you silly :3



Posted by BelowAverage N00b

Yea you probobly do. xD

I'm gonna put up a pic of me and you right now child. =]




Posted by Ant

jesus, how many of you faggots are there?

I use the term faggots in a nice way btw.




Posted by Xenos

they are lesbians in your own fantasies at night




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

They're like the girl version of the simi faggots.




Posted by Ant

except we were jawsome.

Judge and myself are the only ones who really post anymore though.




Posted by Xenos

Because you guys are getting over ridden by the GIRL POWER.

No seriously, I miss the Simi Crew. I don't see The Judge here that often. I thought he came back this Sunday.




Posted by Ant

he's busy working, and/or hanging out with other friends. I exclude myself from such activities so I can stay vigilANT on VGC LOL




Posted by Tyler Durden

It's late, I'm sober.. I read this as "The other b00b". *** **** it.




Posted by BelowAverage N00b

liek oh em gee this is totally a myspaaaace pic liek omg lolololololololol 8D

i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/Sparkley_Pancakes/teehee.jpg

Alas, you cannot see our faces. xD

Yeah. That's me n' Rachel (OMFGZ_x), quite a long time ago, but ah well..

That's the last of our troup of little faggots. =]




Posted by Ant

put [img] on the left side of your picture link. and [/img] on the right.

as for the picture itself "Can't see sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t boss!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... other friends? You get your man back, ANT. You can't let this happen.




Posted by Ant

well, they're my friends too. I just choose not to join in some activities.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Ant;614333]for once, a member who joins and gets all her girlfriends to join who AREN'T ugly. it's a f[COLOR=Lime]u[/COLOR]cking miracle.
Yet, they're all young.. What's that word called again.. starts with the jail and ends with the bait?




Posted by Klarth

HELP ME




Posted by Average n00b

Wow, now I'm mistaken for a lesbian, thank you wife(Obese), now I'm gonna have to hit you twice as hard to teach you a lesson. >D




Posted by Klarth

[quote]Wow, now I'm mistaken for a lesbian, thank you wife
???????????????




Posted by Average n00b

xD Another joke thing, I've been her husband for quite sometime..Though we both have secret lovers.




Posted by Apathetic

So you're the guy, well thats cool. Im usually the club sandwich, ya know?




Posted by Roger Smith

This is pretty hot.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Roger Smith: This is pretty hot.


Roger Smith what does a breast feel like



Posted by Roger Smith

LIKE SAND. IN A BAG




Posted by Klarth

Roger Smith what do sandbags feel like




Posted by Roger Smith

WHAT THE **** KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT SANDBAGS FEEL LIKE? JESUS WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS THAT I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS FOR?!?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

oh lol i get it 40 year old virgin lol




Posted by BelowAverage N00b


Quoting Ant: put [img] on the left side of your picture link. and [/img] on the right.




Yea, I know how that works and everything, just this site won't let me for some odd reason. :\

As for the wife thing yea.. I'm the abused wife and she's the alcoholic husband. I don't get beat unless I don't make the sandwhiches. =]




Posted by Klarth

[quote]
Yea, I know how that works and everything, just this site won't let me for some odd reason. :\
you need the http://




Posted by Klarth

Roger Smith does it hurt at all when you fall over or does the foot-thick layer of dust in your room cushion your fall




Posted by BelowAverage N00b

I know how to do it.. >.>;

It worked on English's name when she did it, when I was at her house, but it's not working for my username. Must need more rep or something. It wont allow me to put urls. >:B




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Can't post images until you get more posts.




Posted by The Judge

All of you look decent, but none of you bring about my pedo lust quite as much as Average N00b does.

[quote=BelowAverageN00b]i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/Sparkley_Pancakes/teehee.jpg
Ma'am, it seems as though the universe is ripping apart. I hope you're okay.

[quote=Xenos]No seriously, I miss the Simi Crew. I don't see The Judge here that often. I thought he came back this Sunday.
Aw, thank you! It's nice to know someone cares. I browse, but don't post much any more, since I rarely have anything of any value to say (que Klarth: "That's for sure. And Sephiroth sucks.").

Either way, I demand phone numbers from any young lady willing.




Posted by Klarth

Judge was it weird when Stephen King gave you a handjob




Posted by The Judge

Eh, I don't know. I think it might have been a bit less surreal if Dean Koontz hadn't been screaming in my ear at the same time.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dean Koontz is quite the *******. Plus, a ****ty writer.




Posted by Sucky Sucky

I'm not allowed to speak anymore C:.




Posted by Sucky Sucky

HURRAY




Posted by WillisGreeny

Wait a sec, are we allowed to double post?!?!




Posted by Omni

Some people get away with it, and some people don't. I once posted over 70 times in a row in one of the blogs. Feel free to try your luck.

Also, how many n00b friends are at this site now? I'm afraid I've lost track.




Posted by WillisGreeny

I be friends with noone on this site.




Posted by Klarth

You can only get away with double posting if you're awesome.




Posted by Klarth

[B]OH FUCK FUCK LOOK AT ME GO![/b]




Posted by Average n00b


Quoting Omni: Also, how many n00b friends are at this site now? I'm afraid I've lost track.


xD It's only Obese, Morgan, and Rachel..And another one who I can't say. But the last two don't post that much..At least I don't think so. o.O

>> << n00b power?



Posted by Klarth

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