on the left of the stove
on the right of the stove
to the left of the sink
to the right of the sink
and lastly, my freezer so kicks the arse of yours simply due to my massive stock of icey pops
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This is where I regularly sit. The pizza boxes are empty, most of the bottles are not. Note the Hershey's w/ Almonds on top of the TV, along with some AA batteries and a Logitech Wireless controller. The arrangement of items shows that, truly, the greatest minds are in complete chaos.
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My loveseat, cluttered with soon-to-be-washed laundry.
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I like to call this "The Lion's Den." Normally, there would be sheets on this bed, but since I'm busy doing laundry, there are none. The clothes on the bed are soon to be washed, too. The box... well, it's just a box. Enjoy it.
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This is the counter top, where everything has laid or will lay at some point in time. There is my humble CD collection, a large sum of $1 bills, a "Dress Your Stuffed Animal Like a Pirate" bear, some various junk mail, a lot of loose change, and some packaging material.
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It's not that the camera is out of focus, my kitch is, in fact, fuzzy. The styrofoam cup filled with water is for utensils that I often use but can't be bothered with washing. The puzzles are more than 500 pieces, which means I will never bother to complete them. There's a small jar of peanut butter there, crunchy, of course, and it is the third greatest substance I have in my apartment, next to what lies in the freezer...
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Ah, the essence of a bachelor pad: booze. Ah, Captain Morgan, I'll jump ship with you any day.
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The contents of my refrigerator: baking soda, milk, ketchup, and pickle relish. And for what's on the door:
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I'm running a little low on Pepsi.:-(
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No, those are not roaches. They are bee remains! Somehow, bees found a way into the walls of my apartment, where they nested. From there, they found a way into my apartment, but couldn't figure out how to get back out. They just flew into the window for a long time until the died, and I just haven't bothered to clean up.
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Perhaps my greatest pride is my ability to collect cans and bottles. Recycle? **** NO! Keep it all for myself and make houses out of it!
*edit* I just noticed that Coke bottle stands out like a white guy in downtown Los Angeles.
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For the hell of it, my rubber-ducky yellow bathroom. Now you know why all the towels are yellow.
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And me, your messy, slightly confused, host.
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Ah, what the hell, a little more of me!
I'm horrified. At least you live alone! And your place looks bigger than mine too!
Gotta love the constant tropical shirt theme.
And no, I still can't play XBC with you, you retro ****. Get a 360 and join 2007.
<3
Duckies?
i thought it was going to be a picture of you beating off
He's sending those to me over AIM right now.
Holy **** that's messy. I do like your bathroom, though.
The fridge is epic...
I love it.
Blah!! OK, OK, I confess, my room is clean!!!! grrrr!!!! :mad:
This page would have been all about penis, but, alas, that's not allowed on VGC.:(
Why all the pepsi?
Why not?
Sprite is better.
This is very true. I go with a mix of Coke and Sprite myself when I go shopping. :)
You're both heathens.
you are a *** among men.
You live in filth.
[quote=KoH;610406]This is very true. I go with a mix of Coke and Sprite myself when I go shopping. :)
I mix Sprite with my lemonade. Saves on the trouble of buying so much Squirt. Which is the best ****ing drink EVER! Cures cotton mouth instantly, and can revive a drunkard's taste buds in a matter of seconds.
Skitz'.. I adore your living quarters. That Hawaiian puke, you call a shirt, I will not..
Your house looks really spacious. You could clean it up and host a party! :D
My ***... you are poor. lol
But seriously, that's the TV you kick *** in Halo with? I'm fairly impressed.
Awesome, old school touch tone phone with big square buttons=major win. You should have a rotary too though.
phil's dad has a rotary phone
i love how neat and tidy the bathroom looks compared to everything else
I'm surprised LoS is the only one to have noticed, but Sable Wind caught on when she saw the exposed bed. Sorry, it's staged. My apartment usually looks nothing like that, but alas! I cannot prove it until I get some more batteries 'cause the camera runs on AAs. Until then, I hope you guys can take my word that I don't live in complete slop.
*edit* Except for the fridge. It's usually nearly empty.
dude what's up with all the singles, are you a stripper 8-)
you call that a bottle collection? pfft...
on the left of the stove
on the right of the stove
to the left of the sink
to the right of the sink
and lastly, my freezer so kicks the arse of yours simply due to my massive stock of icey pops
freezies*
****ing americans.
i love the fla-vor-ice
anyways skizo wuts up wiht all the singles? any explanation
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;610779]freezies*
****ing americans.
ice poles*
****ing north americans
[quote=muffla;610780]anyways skizo wuts up wiht all the singles? any explanationI believe I am justified when I say I do not need to explain. What my business is is my business.:)
No, you are not. What is your business?
Nice place.
Eh, it's decent. It's small and tidy, exactly what a guy like me needs.
Alright, if you all must know how I make money, I'll tell you. I'm a male exotic dancer. That pile you see there was from Saturday night when I went to dance for a bachelorette party. Satisfied?
pretty tame party I guess, those bills still look crisp and clean to me ;)
The only reason they're crisp is because of the liquids that dried upon them. The stack smells like sweat, vomit, and various other bodily fluids.
I knew that THE HAMMER would never allow himself to live in such squallid conditions.
I was going to say "Are you sure this shouldn't be 'Why Skitzo doesn't have a girlfriend' instead" until I saw it was a joke :(
Do I see Led Zeppelin Latter and Early Days? ;)
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The way things usually look.
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The almighty love seat.
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My bed, but I do prefer the futon, behind the TV.
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The infamous money-cluttered countertop, now cleaned.
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So it's not really out of focus.
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That window sill full of bottles? Now (and as usual) in order.
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Oral care takes precedence in my life.
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Huzzah! Phone and MP3 player hooke dup to my surround sound system.
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It's nice to have stuffed animals in your apartment, to lure the children in...
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And my paintings. Lovely?
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Alright, so things are usually clean. I hope you prefer...
I like your gaming setup. I got that copy of Halo CE in the mail today, btw.
edit: yesterday*
Well, since you got that copy, let's XBC it up, right now.
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Oh, and most of all, how do you like my sexy timer? I stole it from Denny's.:cool:
Tomorrow! And you use a timer? I didn't know you were that hardcore.
FUTONS FOR THE WIN