Horrible/Funny album covers




Posted by Crazy K

Yeah. Post pictures of some of the worst album covers ever. And tell us why you chose it. :)

I found this under google, so this is an example.

[IMG]http://davegreten.typepad.com/dave_gretens_blog/images/album_cover_10.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Crazy K

Golly guys why not post some ****ty album covers?

[IMG]http://www.cenedella.com/images/album1e.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Omni

Seen that. I plan on downloading it. I'll post some later.




Posted by Crazy K

[quote=Omni;611664]Seen that. I plan on downloading it. I'll post some later.

lol.




Posted by Arcadios





Posted by Sapphire Rose





Posted by Xero





Posted by Crazy K

[IMG]http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s16892.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Corrupt

Haha, all of these have been great so far.





Posted by Crazy K

[IMG]http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/18-1.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Omni


Quoting Crazy K: Golly guys why not post some ****ty album covers?

[IMG]http://www.cenedella.com/images/album1e.jpg[/IMG]


Update: Downloading it as I type this. It had better be as bad as I think it is.



Posted by Omni

Okay, this is the worst thing I've ever heard. I can't believe he got a contract to record this ****.




Posted by Corrupt

And you're going to upload it RIGHT NOW so I can hear it :mad:




Posted by Omni

Sure. He also has other songs I haven't gotten yet.

[code]http://www.mediafire.com/?5jjnoa40drz[/code]




Posted by Crazy K

Im going to download it just to hear how bad it is. I suppose it's some kind of old age hip hop?




Posted by Klarth

http://www.metal-archives.com/release.php?id=35057

linked for extreme nsfw and possible cp




Posted by Crazy K

lol it's a kid's album and it's about drugs and ****. It's considered one of the worst album covers by Guardian news. [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devastatin%27_Dave"]Wikipedia[/URL]




Posted by Crazy K

SAY NO! NO!
SAY NO!... NO!
SAY NO TO DRUGS!(X2)
NO TO DRUGS!(X2)

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole cheque,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom zoom with a scooby doo bop,
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone,
A zippa dippa wip but yo habit aint gone,
It's been flip flop days and you haven't ate,
I could see it in your face you were losin weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,
Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone,

KIDS RAP!

Don't be a fool,
Stay in school!
Don't get high and drive a car,
You will not get very far

Well bap boom bam you'll be up on a pole
You got thirty people pushing but it still won't roll
And it won't start either 'cause the engine is bent
Next month you'll be crying bout the money you spent

Kids against drugs now say it!

Don't be a dope,
Don't smoke that coke!
We're talkin' bout cocaine,
Its not good for your brain

Zoom zoom boom a zip goes your brain,
You know its only cause you've been smokin' cocaine

Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta talent,
Everybody has it so use it gallant...ly

Maybe you'll get over you will see,
That what I'm saying is really real
Like at the swap meet,
A serious deal...that could change the course of your life

It's a lifetime contract,
Read it with caution,
Check out the small print,
You've got three options

The first one is to get your money
At the 'spense of someone else's grief
And you know that all that means good buddy,
Is that you're a thief

Second option is a 9 to 5,
And 5 to 1 or the 1 to 9,
But if you read closely,
You'll see you'll be there for a long time

The third one is to go for it,
And try to get the crop of the cream,
When you get tired of drivin',
You just hop in your limousine

Ha, a roll on

Don't be no fool,
Drugs ain't cool!
For me or you,
You know that this is true

A rip rap rollin' with the pretty girls,
Zip da wip dippy with your fresh new curls,
Gooby doop bam a zoom zip wap,
Everybody to the beat let me hear a loud clap

Zip zap zoom a bop to the beat,
All the little frits put the boogie in your feet

Kids against drugs let me hear you gettin' down,
While the rhythm of the boogie bass rocks the ground

(retarded breathing solo)

(children screaming for joy) PARTY OVER HERE!

DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
DON'T BE A HYPE!
DON'T SMOKE THAT PIPE!
DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
YOU PEOPLE KNOW THE DEAL!
COCAINE DOES MAKE YOU KEEL!

Hard times, y'all are getting harder,
Cash money is the only solution,
You gotta get hip to the system trip,
Become a soldier in the proper revolution,

Do it now baby, 'cause when you drop the bomb,
There won't be nowhere for you to run,
Try to spend you last cash then you see a big flash and it's
5 4 3 2 1
(fade out to sounds of children screaming)




Posted by Crazy K

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Posted by Crazy K

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Posted by Crazy K

[IMG]http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/12-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/21-1.jpg[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://www.cenedella.com/images/album7e.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by WackoHater2

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Posted by Crazy K

[URL="http://rateyourmusic.com/list/djlanda/the_100_worst_album_covers_ever/"]Worst Album Covers ever[/URL]




Posted by WackoHater2

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Posted by Omni

Some of those are awful...




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Omni;614236]Sure. He also has other songs I haven't gotten yet.

[code]http://www.mediafire.com/?5jjnoa40drz[/code]

haha oh wow

oh *** this is fantastic

except not fantastic in a sense that it's good

but this would be pink floyd if I were high




Posted by Crazy K

[quote=Panic;614295]Yeah, that's where I got the Prince cover from.

There is no picture in your post.




Posted by WackoHater2

[IMG]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3141/eeewzy9.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Crazy K

Wow, that is one horrible album cover.




Posted by Omni

Oh, I LOL'd.




Posted by Crazy K

I wonder how good his vocals are.




Posted by Omni

Probably some gangsta nu-metalcore emo shit.




Posted by Crazy K

I wonder if he has anymore albums out there?????




Posted by Crazy K

I found the track listings for the album

1. Panic is fat - 6:24
2. My Grotesque Looking Girlfriend pt 1 - 10:35
3. Naruto is my love - 7:12
4. Useless Sperm - 4:56
5. My undying love for Gym Class Heroes - 3:22
6. I can't run to long - 1:38
7. To close to death - 3:33
8. Heart ATTack - 5:20
9. My Grotesque Looking Girlfriend pt 2 - 16:36

And it's on two CD's with a Special Edition DVD titled: Love of Greasy food.




Posted by Crazy K

And it's a hot seller.




Posted by Kit

You forgot 15 WHOLE STEPS!?




Posted by Crazy K

How could I forget? I'm so stupid.

Anyways, I will look for more cool Panic the Naruto Fag albums as soon as I can. ;)




Posted by Kit

Back on topic:
[IMG]http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s215846.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s245689.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Crazy K

I don't see a picture. WTF!!




Posted by Roger Smith

Hidden track on Panic's album

Greasy french fry fart - 1:22




Posted by Kit


Quoting Crazy K: I don't see a picture. WTF!!


try now



Posted by Crazy K

[IMG]http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9883/eeewww1zw7.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Kit

oh lawd




Posted by Omni

Track listing

1. Nobody Understands Me 5:02
2. I'm Just As Fat As I Look 3:45
3. VGC Is My Life 5:27
4. Amber Lovesong 2:11
5. Naruto Rocks 6:46
6. Slipknot Is A Good Band 10:37

Bonus tracks

1. I Hate Omni And Everyone At VGC 4:25
2. I Have No Life 3:16
3. Add Me On MySpace 5:16




Posted by junior senior





Posted by Lysol

hahaha




Posted by The Hate






Posted by Crazy K

[quote=The Hate;663245][IMG]http://tng.cupofdirt.net/horrible_album_covers/ken.jpg[/IMG]


lol make an avatar out of this album.




Posted by The Hate

LOL I dont know how. You can if you want lol.




Posted by The Hate






Posted by Crazy K

[IMG]http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2945/untitledtm1.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by The Hate

omfg use it for like a day.




Posted by Kit

I HAVE A SUGGESTION

****ty album cover bandwagon?

I'll go for MC POOH




Posted by Grave Wisdom

that has to be the best avatar i've ever seen!




Posted by Kit

I can't tell if he's going down on somebody or somebody's giving birth to him. lol




Posted by Crazy K

lol i'll do it.




Posted by Kit

yay




Posted by Grave Wisdom

Best band-wagon ever. Too good for me to ruin!




Posted by Kit

Grave, go for Songs for Gay Dogs on the last page.




Posted by Grave Wisdom

Pooh-Man - Eatin Pussy

(Spoken)

Yeah baby
It's about the nastiest little
Song you ever heard of
So your momma's and daddy's better close ears
Cause I am about to get explicit

Verse 1:

Relax b!tch
And take off your fvcking coat
Call me the bay
About to rock your fvcking boat
You said sing a song
So I sang to you
11 long b!tchs
Yeah b!tch and I'm blaming it
Throw those big wet thighs on my shoulders
While I attack it like a motherfvcking soldier
You said you love me
Scream a little louder b!tch
I can't tell from the moans and groans and sh!t
I am straight sweating my dick is on pause
Slow down baby lets take it to and fro
I feel it coming can you handle the nut
This **** feels hella good awww fvck straight

Course:

Your dick feels so good
Feels so good to me

Verse 2:

I guess it's tongue time
Put you knees to the floor
Take your time baby
Your lips are kind of cold
I never thought she would suck me this right
You suck my dick like a rap on the mic
That's good honey so do it like that
You like the way it feels to suck a big mack?
You went down like you knew your righteous place
You little freak wipe that cum off your face
Don't swallow it to fast
Take time to savor it
Use your tongue and be a b!tch and play with it
Do it real good make my knees weak
And tell it how it feels young freak

Course:
Your d!ck feels so good
Feels so good to me

Verse 3:
Take it out
Take the dick and stroke it
Put it in your mouth but don't choke b!tch
Suck me fvck me lick me freak me
If not everyday we can do it weekly
And now I am tired so lets hit the tub
Yeah baby give me a backrub
It was cool it lasted kind of long
Yeah b!tch it's the 1990 love song

Course:

Your dick feels so good
feels so good to me

Outro:
(spoken)

Take it off baby
Way too cool
Why don't you put it up in my face real quick darling
Can I have it
Have you ever felt a tounge like this sexy
Yeah but we got a thing called do me first
And I will do you so lets work this honey
Can I hear you
Ant man
Ain't a ***** in the world suck dick like this
I know your momma's and daddy's
Think I am way too explicit
But guess what your daughter like it
Bye baby




Posted by Kit

fukken bol




Posted by Grave Wisdom

lol




Posted by The Hate

Give me ZIP ZAP RAP. I dont know how to make them :(




Posted by Crazy K

lol I'll resize it later. To lazy at the moment.




Posted by The Hate

K lol.




Posted by Crazy K

If you can find Ken's full name that'd rock my socks. :)




Posted by The Hate

LMFAO! his name is Ken Snyder. http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?p=294758




Posted by Crazy K

Yeah I was right then. I searched for "Ken Snyder" but all I got was a guy who does metal music. lol I thought it was him today. lol




Posted by Crazy K

lol someone call this guy, his phone is (712) 324-2491

I guess he still uses the same phone number he did back then. lol

also here is his e-mail: [EMAIL="kws@net.htc.net"]kws@net.htc.net[/EMAIL]




Posted by Kit

*** **** american numbers ****'ll cost me loads no way man no way

The Hate: This was the best I could do in Paint, but you can make out the main parts.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/DeimosMan/zipzaprapavatar.png[/IMG]




Posted by Kit

I'm gonna resize some of the others just for easy selection




Posted by Omni

I'd love to find his album as MP3s.




Posted by Crazy K

lol omni e-mail the guy and ask him for a copy of the album, and then just record it on your computer. lol.




Posted by Kit

I changed my mind, I can't be bothered lol




Posted by Grave Wisdom

somebody has to up some Pooh-Man. With gems such as "Eatin Pussy" i'm surprised he never made it big.




Posted by The Hate


Quoting Kit:
The Hate: This was the best I could do in Paint, but you can make out the main parts.


Thanks man.



Posted by Kit

**** yeah, now there's 3 of us

how many until it's officially a bandwagon?




Posted by Grave Wisdom

25

...give or take a few.




Posted by Kit

*******it, it took 2 days to get 3 people, so we'll have 25 in...17 days




Posted by Grave Wisdom

Good things come to those whom wait!




Posted by Omni

maybe after this b&w is over I'll join




Posted by Kit

yay




Posted by Omni

I'll pick my own and resize it later I guess




Posted by Kit

even better, less work for me




Posted by Grave Wisdom

If I don't join the next Megaman B&wagon, i'll join this one.




Posted by Kit

yay
a bandwagon I started might actually go somewhere.

That crayon one would have gone far if Kolo hadn't joined in.




Posted by Crazy K

Bandwagon dead!




Posted by Xero


Quoting Omni: Track listing

1. Nobody Understands Me 5:02
2. I'm Just As Fat As I Look 3:45
3. VGC Is My Life 5:27
4. Amber Lovesong 2:11
5. Naruto Rocks 6:46
6. Slipknot Is A Good Band 10:37

Bonus tracks

1. I Hate Omni And Everyone At VGC 4:25
2. I Have No Life 3:16
3. Add Me On MySpace 5:16


XD

It's about time I saw this.


Quoting JUNIOR SENIOR:


Woah...Now that's a cover that could convince anyone not to listen to it.