Don't get too drunk and get yourself knocked up.
Too late.
Hey Iris, take the white pill..
Happy birthday.
Iris baby! Now you can drink in fascistland!
Also you can legally buy A Clockwork Orange in the UK! Horrorshow!
Happy birthday to xBurgundy Da Pink Hedgehog
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Happy birthday, enjoy.
WHAT
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
**** YEAH
HERE IS YOUR CAKE
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It's your party and you can cry if you want to. Just sayin'.
Happy Bday! You better drink, at least a little! ;)
Oh yes, I can't wait to try one of those strange beverages with alcohol in it!
Thank you, guys.
Just stay away from the Incredible Hulks and Zombies and you should be fine, Iris.
ITS UR BURTHDAY AND WE GON PARTY LIKE ITS UR BURTHDAY
I'll find u in da club
girls don't have birthdays
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;607577]girls don't have birthdays
Yes they do.. every 28 days or so.
that's their period bro
Swing and a miss...
Happy Bday ya.
[quote=Pit;607581]that's their period bro
Are you being funny? We're trying to teach Vamp' that little girls do-so have birthdays. And you're rude objections aren't helping any. Quit acting like Elric, please.
http://www.coolnurse.com/menstrual.htm
edit: Who's Elric, and why is he acting like me?
Yeah, don't get as bad off as I did on my birthday. Or do. It's way more fun if you do, actually. Best of luck yo.
Happy birthday, bby! Hope you get wasted.
Its okay Iris, if you ever get pregnant, call me and I'll roll you down the stairs. That's all I can really offer for a present. :(
Bull****, you can't be 21, you told me you were a 16 year-old Indonesian boy who would "love me lon time." **** YOU!
...and Happy Birthday.