What if Zeta was a girl?




Posted by Arcadios

I'd hit that.




Posted by Alastor

in a ****ing heartbeat




Posted by Linkman

I'd tap that...maybe




Posted by The Judge

I know I would.




Posted by Omni

You mean he's not already?




Posted by Arcadios

Only in our dreams.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd feel a lot less guilty in my love for him.




Posted by The Judge

Ah, the revelations of this place are great.




Posted by Ant

I'd probably mock it even more than I do now. extremely nerdy girls are annoying.




Posted by Iris

yeah, he'd probably be fat.

or fatter.




Posted by The Judge

*Fattest




Posted by Linkman

science can make it happen!




Posted by Zeta

... I don't know what to make of this thread.




Posted by Alastor

Compliment.




Posted by sniper

Spiteful, hate-filled compliments.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Sex?




Posted by maian

idk

i already fap to Zeta

ohshi-




Posted by mis0

I guess that makes somebody a giant FAGGOT.




Posted by The Judge

Zeta, if you were a girl...

I'd dress you up in gothic lolita, I'm thinking maybe French maid. Then I'd tie you up to the wall and start pulling out all your teeth so I could sew your mouth shut especially tight. Once I finished with that, I'd slam a gas mask on your head and nail it shut, and then untie you. I'd slowly perform various forms of bloodletting to make you too weak to move your limbs, and I'd lay you down nice and easy on a hard wooden table, your legs dangling off the edge. I'd begin slowly undressing you as all you can do is silently watch, the edges of your vision blocked by the cold black gas mask. When I finally finished undressing you, I'd slowly start caressing your small and now pale and severely unoxidized body. I'd then take some electrical tape and cover your soft nipples in black X's, and then use a thin layer of the tape over your wrists just to reinforce your powerlessness as such minor restraints hold you down. I'd then proceed to pull your legs over my shoulders and jam my rock hard dick into your young gash and proceed to painfully rape you for a good hour of hard sex. When I finally got to finishing, I'd proceed to break one of the eye lenses open with a hammer and blow my load into your twitching eye.

Then I'd proceed to skin you alive and eat your intestines as you slowly died.




Posted by Zeta

Someone MSPaint this. ^




Posted by mis0

Sorry, but I'd vomit at the thought of judgesex.




Posted by The Judge

I'd do even worse things to you, and I already think you're a girl.




Posted by mis0

Pssh. You honestly think you be able to keep up, slow boy?




Posted by Alastor

derick is so pale it's blinding :(

his *** would shine with the white hot intensity of a thousand furious suns :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

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i'd have sex with her all night long




Posted by Slade


Quoted post: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The X again.

oh ****... so hawt



Posted by Ant

do not wANT




Posted by Stalolin

wait

you mean zeta isn't female?

that makes as much sense as miso being female




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

man, look at those hot saggy tits




Posted by Xenos

What if Xenos was a girl?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Nobody would give a **** because we'd be chainbanging Zetaess.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Xenos: What if Xenos was a girl?


::world ends::



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Xenos: What if Xenos was a girl?


I'd do to you what I intend to do to Zeta.



Posted by Shade

I'm attracted to asian women, so I'd **** Xenos like there's no tomorrow.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wait, paradox




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

What if Angelwing was a girl?




Posted by mis0

I'm sure you would have been met with demands for n00dz in your naughty "scrub-a-dub-dub" bubble bath thread. But because you're a dude, no one ('cept Xero maybe) is interested.




Posted by Omni

I'm actually female. I admit it now.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Angelwing;606792]What if Angelwing was a girl?

Terrifying, most certainly. She'd have a wing instead of a wang.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh ***, I never thought of that!




Posted by Slade

*FLAP FLAP FLAP*




Posted by Stalolin

ZETA POST YOUR PORN HERE: http://bayimg.com/ AND PM IT TO ME




Posted by Ant

prepare for tons of loli lesbian hentai.




Posted by Linko_16

WOULD HE STILL HAVE THE PENIS?

I know I was late for that one, so I made it count.




Posted by Arcadios

What if Linko was a dickgirl?




Posted by Linko_16

...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap**SPURTSPURTSPURT*




Posted by Ant

if linko WAS a dickgirl, it would probably be looking for it's perfect partner...LINKO. OH MAN PIME TARADOX




Posted by Linko_16

I like how you had to say "it."




Posted by Ant

it's the small things in life that just really make my day.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;610945]it's the small things in life that just really make my day.
LIKE LINKO'S DICK YEAH

HIGH FIVE GUYS HIGH FIVE




Posted by Corrupt

burrrrrrn




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

zing




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Linko_16: ...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap**SPURTSPURTSPURT*



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