I'd hit that.
in a ****ing heartbeat
I'd tap that...maybe
I know I would.
You mean he's not already?
Only in our dreams.
I'd feel a lot less guilty in my love for him.
Ah, the revelations of this place are great.
I'd probably mock it even more than I do now. extremely nerdy girls are annoying.
yeah, he'd probably be fat.
or fatter.
*Fattest
science can make it happen!
... I don't know what to make of this thread.
Compliment.
Spiteful, hate-filled compliments.
Sex?
idk
i already fap to Zeta
ohshi-
I guess that makes somebody a giant FAGGOT.
Zeta, if you were a girl...
I'd dress you up in gothic lolita, I'm thinking maybe French maid. Then I'd tie you up to the wall and start pulling out all your teeth so I could sew your mouth shut especially tight. Once I finished with that, I'd slam a gas mask on your head and nail it shut, and then untie you. I'd slowly perform various forms of bloodletting to make you too weak to move your limbs, and I'd lay you down nice and easy on a hard wooden table, your legs dangling off the edge. I'd begin slowly undressing you as all you can do is silently watch, the edges of your vision blocked by the cold black gas mask. When I finally finished undressing you, I'd slowly start caressing your small and now pale and severely unoxidized body. I'd then take some electrical tape and cover your soft nipples in black X's, and then use a thin layer of the tape over your wrists just to reinforce your powerlessness as such minor restraints hold you down. I'd then proceed to pull your legs over my shoulders and jam my rock hard dick into your young gash and proceed to painfully rape you for a good hour of hard sex. When I finally got to finishing, I'd proceed to break one of the eye lenses open with a hammer and blow my load into your twitching eye.
Then I'd proceed to skin you alive and eat your intestines as you slowly died.
Someone MSPaint this. ^
Sorry, but I'd vomit at the thought of judgesex.
I'd do even worse things to you, and I already think you're a girl.
Pssh. You honestly think you be able to keep up, slow boy?
derick is so pale it's blinding :(
his *** would shine with the white hot intensity of a thousand furious suns :(
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i'd have sex with her all night long
do not wANT
wait
you mean zeta isn't female?
that makes as much sense as miso being female
man, look at those hot saggy tits
What if Xenos was a girl?
Nobody would give a **** because we'd be chainbanging Zetaess.
I'm attracted to asian women, so I'd **** Xenos like there's no tomorrow.
wait, paradox
What if Angelwing was a girl?
I'm sure you would have been met with demands for n00dz in your naughty "scrub-a-dub-dub" bubble bath thread. But because you're a dude, no one ('cept Xero maybe) is interested.
I'm actually female. I admit it now.
[quote=Angelwing;606792]What if Angelwing was a girl?
Terrifying, most certainly. She'd have a wing instead of a wang.
Oh ***, I never thought of that!
*FLAP FLAP FLAP*
ZETA POST YOUR PORN HERE: http://bayimg.com/ AND PM IT TO ME
prepare for tons of loli lesbian hentai.
WOULD HE STILL HAVE THE PENIS?
I know I was late for that one, so I made it count.
What if Linko was a dickgirl?
...
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap**SPURTSPURTSPURT*
if linko WAS a dickgirl, it would probably be looking for it's perfect partner...LINKO. OH MAN PIME TARADOX
I like how you had to say "it."
it's the small things in life that just really make my day.
[quote=Ant;610945]it's the small things in life that just really make my day.
LIKE LINKO'S DICK YEAH
HIGH FIVE GUYS HIGH FIVE
burrrrrrn
zing