if u like boobies raise ur hand
WIN
I want that shirt.
And that tongue.
I find them to be the most erotic part of the female body.
[quote=Fort Shino;603962]I want that shirt.
And that tongue.
Like what, in your mouth? I mean, I'm not into that stuff, but hey Xero would take you up on it.
The last person who had my tongue tried beating me off on the dancefloor.
It was at a school event. Oops!
I am in favour of them if I don't have them.
I'm not a fan of boobies and m00bs repulse me.
I was going to make the joke ant did, but he was a faggot and beat me to it.
three cheer for boobs
They're pretty awwright, as far as birds go.
I saw like a hundred of those things this week.
Did you grab one and then try to act all innocent?
I like mine well enough, I guess.
They're awwight I guess. Actually, only certain sizes are all right. Most are just chest ornaments and nothing to get excited over.
............i speak for all male members of this website by saying YES!!!
Boobs are awesome.
Though I don't like them too big or too small.
[Some comment about delicious flat chest]
They're especially good with a steaming pile of feces between them.
[quote=Iris;604448]They're especially good with a steaming pile of feces between them.
You're going to make some special guy very happy some day.
the more massive, the better
Big boobs are usually a disappointment in my experiences. My dad always said anything more than a handful is a waste. But meh, I don't discriminate.
this isn't 1245 anymore, we have things called breast lifts ya know.
I'm not sayin' all big boobs are bad. I like a nice firm set. You never seen a girl with bad tits?
of course, but who doesn't like a nice set of penis pillows ya know
Agreed
I wonder how life is for people who have DDs.
Though unoriginal and said many times before, I personally am a fan of boobies.
Hell yeah, boobs announce my 4k get.
Anything over double D is disgusting!
And fake un's suck(no puns intended, I assure you)too!
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Eh, im not a big fan of the breasts or females....
I do enjoy, however, the fact that I make other dudes jealous when I am able to touch the women's breast area without any physical retaliation towards my general body.[/COLOR]
My person preferrence is B to C.
Yeah, that's about right.
I seem to prefer small breasts. Big ones, especially on skinny girls, are ****ing terrifying.
First of all it was a joke, I didnt hear that from my dad numbnuts.
Yeah we know. You get used to it, become a vet, and slowly become one of us.
ONE OF US ONE OF US
It basically ensures that those who survive are enjoyable company to us.
Zeta, get out.
='(
Zeta, unlike most of us, isn't hard. He's just learned to take it and adapt. See his user title for an example.
That's because he's Zeta and adorable. Plus, no one gave him ****. He just dropped Metal Sonic from his name and became a ****ing badass.
Nah, you must be thinkin' of Handsome Pete.
PETE, YOU GOT A CUSTOMER!
Mixman, I am getting ****ed with this constant abuse of abusing *** ****ed Ice Burns. It must cease at once, before I ice burn my foot into your nuts.
[COLOR=DimGray]I love you, Mixy.[/COLOR]
I have them, I'm comfortable with my body, so I like mine. :/ xD
There was a girl I saw in 8th grade who was over DD. And she liked to run a lot o_O . xD She was awsome.
Anything over B is too big.
I think that B-D is fine. Over that is just a little weird.
the last 3 girls i've dated have had c - d bewbs :s i have no objections nor favorites other than disliking the fake'uns.
Fake's are disgusting. D: I really don't see what's so attractive about them..I bet it's like playing with a life-size barbie doll. I bet it sounds weird coming from me but..*Shrug* That's what I'd think. xD
size triple J's, fake please, or double z's, wooosh dragonball z baby
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Boobs dont make the woman, a nice ass in tight jeans does.[/COLOR]
Erm, how long do we have to keep our hand raised?
for as long as u keep likein boobies my friend
[quote=TMNT Freak;607071][COLOR=DarkOrange]Boobs dont make the woman, a nice ass in tight jeans does.[/COLOR]
Personally I find any chick that properly knows how to handle and operate any power tool, hot. Aslong as she's not fat and burly; doesn't have a fem'mullet, or answer to the nickname "Charlie". Boobs are just funbags, for feeding the children and men's occasional boredom.
So you like butch chicks? Nothin like a girl that could throw you around the bedroom? ;)
[quote=Elric;607453]So you like butch chicks? Nothin like a girl that could throw you around the bedroom? ;)
[quote=Down The Sun;607398]Aslong as she's not fat and burly
****ing hell, learn to read a full post.
[quote=Elric;607453]So you like butch chicks? Nothin like a girl that could throw you around the bedroom? ;)
No dumbass. Did you actually read my post, AFTER you unscrewed your head from your ***.
[IMG]http://www.ezpowertools.com/files/power-tools/power_tools_girl.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.hillel.org/NR/rdonlyres/D84A9FA9-B6BC-404E-8C35-3E0DBF7C479E/0/news_notable_11_111706.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.askmen.com/video/images-clips/college_humor/jan03_power_tools.JPG[/IMG]
I'd manual her labours.
If you know what I mean.
[quote=Elric;607525]Nope, I never read your posts, there useless. :)
Maybe you should. Might help you learn proper use of the English language and the usage differences between THEY'RE, THEIR and THERE. Asswipe.
i'm a fan of boobs. i'll go for anything, but nothing really beats a nice c-cup. nuff said.
People who put "girlfriend" as one of their interests seem like they're trying to prove something.
rarely on the internets does one have a loved one
Someone on the internet cannot have a girlfriend. As girls dont exist here. Case in point being that lardass ***** that Ant caused to kill herself! :D
oh yeah i like boobies ching chong ching ching
i thought someone was lame and made a thread about the birds, then i was pleasantly surprised.
:insane: <- this is really the only way to deal with boobs.
[quote=Hyper;608987]i thought someone was lame and made a thread about the birds, then i was pleasantly surprised.
:insane: <- this is really the only way to deal with boobs.
What kind of bird are you talking about?
This kind:
[IMG]http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1304/800pxboobyia1.jpg[/IMG]
[quote=Elric;609014]lol, thanks for that they're lesson D:mad:wn the Sun. If I could just have your mental prowess I'd be cool.
Don't mock me n00b, I'll send out my personal ninja through the internets to kill you in your sleep. And slit your dog's throat, while your dad watches me **** your mother, like a scared little *****.
[quote=Rach3TT;609159]By the way, I posted a thread about how [COLOR=Red] I need help with oblivion[/COLOR], if somebody could post a reply to that I would [COLOR=red]REALLY [/COLOR]appreciate it! There
http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showforum=23
man thank you...i can't try this just yet but i'll be surprised if it doesnt work (they have a troubleshooting section that adressess my very problem).
Today we're gonna be really mean to EVERYONE
MARIJUANA HAS SIDE-EFFECTS YOU KNOW
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE SEX YEAH I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DID YOU, ****ER
let me tell you man, i type in all lowercase letters to show my general indifference. it's really cool. also weed is really awesome, i like being high. with my girlfriend. we have weed sex. yeah.
[quote=ant]Ant agrees: we already knew that
I really don't get to say it enough
Yeah, seriously. I just got back and we haven't talked in a while. He doesn't get to say it enough! Everyone must bestow their love upon me.
Get your Latias avatar back and we'll talk.
so i saw my first irl uncircumsized penis last night.
it's the only kind of penis to have
[quote=The X;609868]Get your Latias avatar back and we'll talk.
I don't think I ever had one. And if I did it was years ago!
[IMG]http://pokechow.planets.gamespy.com/icon3/196.gif[/IMG]
[B] TOUCH
It was! 2003!
..I'm sorry but what does this have anything to do with tits? xD
Everything.
Actually a lot of guys at my work are into ***. Me, personally, I'm a tits man.
[quote=The Judge;605608]Nah, you must be thinkin' of Handsome Pete.
PETE, YOU GOT A CUSTOMER!
[IMG]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9089/handsomepeteto5.jpg[/IMG]
The only youtube video of that bit is in German.
Just watch it on TV. It's the one where Krusty fakes his death.
yeahh buddy
That better be photoshop. I think someone could either die or get lost in those. x_X
I will never have an erection ever again.
That's funny, because after seeing that picture, my erection won't go away.
I think my erection just lost a few inches.. and is now curling itself up and hiding inside my abdomen. Nice going Pit, you've scared my penis.
yeahh buddy
Iris. Ban him.
sorry ant, didn't mean to post that pic of you HAHAHHAHAHA im funny
I think I just died a little inside.
[quote=Average n00b;610730]I think I just died a little inside.
You don't get around enough, honey. XD
Soft breasts or firm breasts?
Some combination of the two. If they're too soft, they're gonna sag and be all fugly and ****, and if they're too firm then that's pretty disgusting, too.
Soft enough to have really good jiggle without sagging.
ON subjectly...
A nice *** helps but in the end as long as the *** isn't gross it's fine with me. But a girl has to have some decent tits, I'm not going out with some long haired man am I? Too big is kind of gross, but if the girl is tall enough and the boobs are small enough it's strange.
Yeah, any sagging in general I find unattractive. but as long as they're natural they're going to be pretty soft :/
Is sagging rare or something? Because, I mean, everyone seems to complain about it that it seems having perfect perky boobs is more natural?
well, to be specific I'm talking about the 18 or so age. just in case you thought I was talking about 30+
PS: Your avatar has this gray line going up from his right shoulder.
[quote=Sable Wind;610912]Is sagging rare or something? Because, I mean, everyone seems to complain about it that it seems having perfect perky boobs is more natural?
Yeah, but you're 16. :o
Err--well, sucks for me, I guess...
pics needed for official diagnosis.
Silicone is pretty soft, too. The FDA approves!
Yeah, I heard they re-approved it after extensive research, and finding out it's not really that harmful :O
Oogle a young girl's tits!
*Demodded*
*** that joke is just so fresh and funny
[quote=Ant;610920]well, to be specific I'm talking about the 18 or so age. just in case you thought I was talking about 30+
PS: Your avatar has this gray line going up from his right shoulder.
I know... too lazy to fix it.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;611403]It is pretty funny actually.
Funny, but fresh? :x Hardly.
Still fresh.
Is that supposive camel toe his belly button or is he just missing one completly :0 Sorry I dont know the anatomy of a obese person.
I love those bags of fat.
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Yellow"]Pick me! Pick me! I like boobs![/COLOR][/FONT]
i'm a tit man.
[quote]New Boobs
by lynski
It must have been tough to be teased by your peers
As you were doomed to a life in training brazziers
Flapjacks and "AA" the usual taunts
But soon you'll have perfect jugs you can flaunt
As you have decided to go under the knife
Think what a difference it'll make to your life
After the surgery when you wake up
Instead of 2 saucers you'll see a C Cup
As you are snuggled in your private room
Your head will be swimming with thoughts of bazooms
You'll throw out the small bras with a great cheer
For hope of the bigger ones soon to appear
Boobs, breasts or hooters you'll have 2 of the best
But be warned it is painful if you're thumped in the chest
It'll be hard not to laugh when you see your new swellers
Bouncing about as you ride on your fella
You can try your new bra that you bought in the town
You'll hardly believe it when you finally look down
And see for the first time your cleavage will meet
But don't be alarmed if you can't see your feet
Finally with boobs when you lay down at night
If you find they have vanished you may get a fright
Don't panic if you can't see your dream pair of tits
They haven't gone far, they're in your armpits.
Copyright; Lynski
BOOBIES.
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Nice boobies, Mis0..
[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/caligo_avalonis/familyvalues-7ffcopy.jpg[/IMG]
Pictures taken by you net?
Klarth*.
[quote=Angelwing;615455][IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/caligo_avalonis/familyvalues-7ffcopy.jpg[/IMG]
Oh take me now, Wildfire..
If I were a man, I'd much prefer *** over tits. It's the nice sloping curve of the hips and the round *** that makes a woman... well, womanly. I can't stand to see an ugly skinny chick with big tits and a flat backside having guys hit on her when I have nice curves and a little bit of weight, and a nice face but still I get nothing.
*******s. I'm bitter.
But Anna, your tits are enormous. Goliath. Back-breaking. I wouldn't mind taking a warm dump between those massive mammaries.
lol.
Actually Iris, I've gone down to a C cup since my weight loss. A large C, but a C nonetheless!
:(
I agree, Judge. :(
They're not nice boobies anyway, so no big loss either way.
Ohh, and I assume in weight gain. That's rough.
[quote=The Judge;631727]Eh, though I have not seen them in their entirety, they seem like quality boobies. Nicely shaped, and not saggy, if I remember correctly.
lol dude you haven't seen me naked. I have saggy boobs. Now everyone knows. :)
at 16? what's up with that. not wearing a bra? for shame.
It's called genetics. I've worn a bra nearly everyday of my teenage life but still ended up with saggy tits. I'm just unlucky. But thanks, I feel even better about it now.
don't worry about it.
On the plus side, they're easier for children to reach while you're standing up. Imagine not having to pick your baby up while nursing it. That'd rule.
saggy tits are gross
You say that now, but I think you'd be seriously disturbed if they weren't affected by gravity.
She's also sixteen apparently, when the skin is still firm and the boobs are still perky. NO THANKS
The fact that she's 16 should kind of be a clue that she's simply a self-loathing angst machine with perfectly fine breasts.
YEAH WELL I CAN'T SEE THEM, CAN I so I'll take her word for it and say "gross."
No, actually, they are saggy. Ask anyone at /b/. And no, I'm not an idiot and decided to believe EVERYTHING they say, but they are in need of a great deal of help. Think Sub-chan. Except bigger.
Oh gees. nuff said
Oh, they are not. Picking out every minor imperfection with your body is unhealthy, and even if they hang slightly lower, it's simply because they're naturally bigger and heavier than most, which most men, admit it or not, enjoy.
I don't. Big boobies aren't that hot.
Plus, if she's comparing it to sub-chan... well, that ***** ain't so pretty.
Not cartoon big. A full C cup certainly isn't dislikable.
Not a fan.
At least you got them. :(
[quote=Average n00b;631976]Hey, at least you got some. :(
Don't talk to me, miss, trust me, guys prefer small perky boobies over big saggy ones like mine. No complaining. :)
Yeah... flat chest > big saggy boobs. Just the way it is.
I'm not even gonna say anything in this chat , cause anything i say can and will be used against me , except boobies are cool , and so are bootys ....
booties* you idiot
lawls
I'm sure your boobies are fine SW. And no I won't ask for CP on /b/ :(
Eh, I'm sure they're fine unless you have ridiculously big araolas (or however you spell that) where it's like an off-colored pancake. Those are gross.
I don't know if I want to contribute to this thread, because the title contains "boobies".
Boobs, breasts, jablongers, etc, > "Boobies"
boobies > all
makes me feel like a kid again
i love big sloppy floppy saggy titties, those are the best
I'm more of an a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s guy but I LOVE big ti[COLOR="White"]t[/COLOR]ties.
[IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/User245/motorboat.gif[/IMG]
Hey guys, I just upgraded to a C cup. gawd I hate wearing bras. Except when running.
CONGRATULATIONS!
How do you know when you graduate cups?
when your bra doesn't fit
I'M SURE YOU DON'T HAVE EITHER, YOU PUSSY.
ps send me the pics.
Better add me to the list, too.
both.
It's like having a burger without fries. You gotta have the fries.
I'm perfectly happy with my boobies, kthx.
haha trigger said boobies.
Well, I'm just gonna demand pics of members being happy with their boobies right about now. And that means everyone who's happy with them.
GUESS THAT RULES ME OUT! LOL
Is it possible to develop gangrene at the nipples?
ew...
I haven't heard of any case like that.
I like boobs, but i dont like.......m00bs
Love boobs to death but i detest breasticles, and if you need to know what those are, refer to Ms. Chokesondick (sp?) from southpark for answers.
A must have in life. (Don't take that the -wrong- way ;) )
I feel that the only appropriate way for me to followup a thread I created about the internet making people dumber is to come into this thread and proudly proclaim "YES! I AM FOND OF BOOBIES!"
Do I belong in this thread?
Probably not. But I'll respond anyway.
Boobs are essential.
I honestly like when the woman is buff, flat chested, and very tall. The thought of a woman bench pressing me is very arousing
You're probably gay.
Hell let's take a vote. Who here thinks that makes Rddflag gay?
No, you can't stick your wingdangdoodle into a guys crotch I mean it's common sense
Rolling Double Dick Flaming Likes *** Goodies
my vote for gay
I really did look at his comment and think, "So if Hulk Hogan had his johnson removed, this guy would be set." The preference seems awfully closet-y, sorry to say.
More importantly, boobs rule. Boobs get a high five. No, high ten. It's a two-handed task.
I don't remember the guy's name, but there's one who looks kinda like Mr. Hogan who used to be more female than he is now. He's got the body of a badass man, but he also has a vagina. Might be right up this guy's alley.
I prefer ***, but boobs are righteous!
[quote=xuclo;765579]I don't remember the guy's name, but there's one who looks kinda like Mr. Hogan who used to be more female than he is now. He's got the body of a badass man, but he also has a vagina. Might be right up this guy's alley.
Did I say I liked em hairy?!
I don't remember if he's hairy or not. But he's hot. I might be a fag, but I'd stick it in his cooter.
( .Y. )
I hope nobody actually finds that stimulating.
Umm...yeah, I do. I havent had a girlfriend with really big ones yet though. One time (just one time) I was in a strip club (gasp!) and this dancer who was extremely large up top, pulled my head right between them and slapped both sides of face for like a good 6 seconds. Best 6 seconds of my life?
Quite possibly...
I like breasts to be between a B and a C cup. They need to be proportional or they get in the way.
I'm more of a thigh guy anyways.
THIS WHOLE TOPIC IS KIND OF DUMB PLUS ONLY QuEERS DONT LIKEA GIRL WITH BREASTS
I like boobies more than pretty much anything else that I like.
Booooobies!!
Hell yeah, I love them!! Pretty much more than anything else!!