Guess




Posted by Sapphire Rose

... who's gonna be a daddy.




Posted by Zeta

Trigger?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

More or less.




Posted by mis0

How dare you get knocked up you SLUT




Posted by Ant

so long dental plan




Posted by The Judge

Hey, remember when you were gay?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I am confused.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait, Sapphire went from being hardcore gay to being a father? Wow.




Posted by Fate

I knew he couldn't resist the va-jay-jay.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nothing worse than a weak-willed faggot.




Posted by mis0

I wonder what his girl would think if she finds out that his member has been inside the *******s of other men?




Posted by Lord of Spam

"fukken hawt" im guessing




Posted by Slade

That's it, SR, I won't accept one more sexuality change from you! :mad:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: "fukken hawt" im guessing


Yeah, that's about right. Threesome get?



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Misoxeny: I wonder what his girl would think if she finds out that his member has been inside the *******s of other men?


She already knew and didn't care.



Posted by Slade

post the whole convo or shut up




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

sauce plz




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: She already knew and didn't care.


Yeah, okay, buddy. I'm sure you actually know.



Posted by Sapphire Rose

She already knew and didn't care.




Posted by Arcadios

lol nobody thought he would adopt?
That was my first guess. =/




Posted by Grave Wisdom

Threesome? F**K THAT, make it a foursome!

Have the ***** invite over one of her hot friends, and you can bring over one of your old chum(swallowers).




Posted by Sapphire Rose

No. It'd be a threesome. One woman is enough.

Or a foursome. One woman is enough.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

OKAY

SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THIS THREAD DOWN INTO UNDERSTANDABLE BULLETPOINTS FOR ME




Posted by Sapphire Rose

- I used to be gay.

- I got with a woman.

- I got her pregnant.

- Sex?




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Yeah, okay, buddy. I'm sure you actually know.


Funfact: I speak to him often.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Foursomes?

Adoption?

Used to be gay? :(




Posted by sniper

Abort that ****.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Sapphire Rose;604496]- I used to be gay.

- I got with a woman.

- I got her pregnant.

- Sex?

- WHAT

- WAIT

- WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING

- YEAH SURE WHY NOT

LIST O' ANSWERZ




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Funfact: I speak to him often.


Sure thing, buddy. I believe you.



Posted by Ant


Quoting sniper: Abort that ****.


srsly, you've already ****ed *** off by ****ing some guy up the ***, might as well really tick him off with some good ol baby killing.

but that's just my style!



Posted by Fate

how can you used to be gay

you will never get the taste of dick out of your mouth




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

How long does the taste of penis linger for? Does penis taste of anything?

fate should know this




Posted by Fate

Forever. The feeling of the thickness, the warmth, and the smoothness of the head never leaves your mouth. :)

Penis tastes like skin!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

This information pleases me.




Posted by Fate

It's kind of like when you first taste chocolate as a kid. You want more and more and more until you eat too much and get sick. When that happens, you don't want anymore, but every now and then the craving hits in and there is much dick to be sucking-- I mean, chocolate to be eating. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

okay thats enough




Posted by mis0

You're making The X all hot and bothered, Fate. He's embarassed. :)




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

:o




Posted by Zeta

oh *** I lol'd so hard.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: It's kind of like when you first taste chocolate as a kid. You want more and more and more until you eat too much and get sick. When that happens, you don't want anymore, but every now and then the craving hits in and there is much dick to be sucking-- I mean, chocolate to be eating.


This is funny because I'm allergic to chocolate, but I ****ing love the taste of it and eat it whenever I can.



Posted by Xenos

[quote=Fate;605183][COLOR=skyblue]It's kind of like when you first taste chocolate as a kid. You want more and more and more until you eat too much and get sick. When that happens, you don't want anymore, but every now and then the craving hits in and there is much dick to be sucking-- I mean, chocolate to be eating.[/COLOR] :(

G[COLOR="DarkOrange"]o[/COLOR]diva?




Posted by Fate

Yep.




Posted by Iris

This is the funniest thread ever.

Happy heterosexual lifestyle, SR!




Posted by Xenos

[quote=The X;605184]okay thats enough

The next topic of the day: Menstruation




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Having got over my initial shame/shock/dread/grim/fear, I would like to hear more!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Son, you don't want to hear about this.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

DUDE WHATEVER

I WANT THE INSIDE TRACK ON WHAT ITS LIKE TO MENSTRUATE




Posted by Ant

dead skin bleeds out of the vagoo so new skin can be made for the egg so it can eat on that **** and become a fetus.

amazing really.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: dead skin bleeds out of the vagoo so new skin can be made for the egg so it can eat on that **** and become a fetus.


go back to school, tim



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;605433]dead skin bleeds out of the vagoo so new skin can be made for the egg so it can eat on that **** and become a fetus.

amazing really.

DEAD SKIN?

biology never taught me that, ant! thanks for the INSIDE TRACK! :D




Posted by Ant

I have a simple mind and a simple penis. leave us alone




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

spoilers: babies are cannibals.




Posted by The Judge

Often prone to eating their way out if not forcibly removed in a process called birth.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

sort of like that baby from alien




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No. Never speak of that again. Never.




Posted by The Judge

THAT IS NOT A BABY. THAT IS A JACKAL.

My G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d what have I done? (eat my s[COLOR="black"]hi[/COLOR]t faggot)




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting The X: sort of like that baby from alien


More like any Zombie Baby... except not as cute.[spoiler].. or tasty.[/spoiler]



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'm pretty sure it was a very hungry baby.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: More like any Zombie Baby... except not as cute... or tasty


I just watched Dawn of the Dead again. Huh.