... who's gonna be a daddy.
Trigger?
More or less.
How dare you get knocked up you SLUT
so long dental plan
Hey, remember when you were gay?
I am confused.
Wait, Sapphire went from being hardcore gay to being a father? Wow.
I knew he couldn't resist the va-jay-jay.
Nothing worse than a weak-willed faggot.
I wonder what his girl would think if she finds out that his member has been inside the *******s of other men?
"fukken hawt" im guessing
That's it, SR, I won't accept one more sexuality change from you! :mad:
post the whole convo or shut up
sauce plz
She already knew and didn't care.
lol nobody thought he would adopt?
That was my first guess. =/
Threesome? F**K THAT, make it a foursome!
Have the ***** invite over one of her hot friends, and you can bring over one of your old chum(swallowers).
No. It'd be a threesome. One woman is enough.
Or a foursome. One woman is enough.
OKAY
SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THIS THREAD DOWN INTO UNDERSTANDABLE BULLETPOINTS FOR ME
- I used to be gay.
- I got with a woman.
- I got her pregnant.
- Sex?
Foursomes?
Adoption?
Used to be gay? :(
Abort that ****.
[quote=Sapphire Rose;604496]- I used to be gay.
- I got with a woman.
- I got her pregnant.
- Sex?
- WHAT
- WAIT
- WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
- YEAH SURE WHY NOT
LIST O' ANSWERZ
how can you used to be gay
you will never get the taste of dick out of your mouth
How long does the taste of penis linger for? Does penis taste of anything?
fate should know this
Forever. The feeling of the thickness, the warmth, and the smoothness of the head never leaves your mouth. :)
Penis tastes like skin!
This information pleases me.
It's kind of like when you first taste chocolate as a kid. You want more and more and more until you eat too much and get sick. When that happens, you don't want anymore, but every now and then the craving hits in and there is much dick to be sucking-- I mean, chocolate to be eating. :(
okay thats enough
You're making The X all hot and bothered, Fate. He's embarassed. :)
:o
oh *** I lol'd so hard.
[quote=Fate;605183][COLOR=skyblue]It's kind of like when you first taste chocolate as a kid. You want more and more and more until you eat too much and get sick. When that happens, you don't want anymore, but every now and then the craving hits in and there is much dick to be sucking-- I mean, chocolate to be eating.[/COLOR] :(
G[COLOR="DarkOrange"]o[/COLOR]diva?
Yep.
This is the funniest thread ever.
Happy heterosexual lifestyle, SR!
[quote=The X;605184]okay thats enough
The next topic of the day: Menstruation
Having got over my initial shame/shock/dread/grim/fear, I would like to hear more!
Son, you don't want to hear about this.
DUDE WHATEVER
I WANT THE INSIDE TRACK ON WHAT ITS LIKE TO MENSTRUATE
dead skin bleeds out of the vagoo so new skin can be made for the egg so it can eat on that **** and become a fetus.
amazing really.
[quote=Ant;605433]dead skin bleeds out of the vagoo so new skin can be made for the egg so it can eat on that **** and become a fetus.
amazing really.
DEAD SKIN?
biology never taught me that, ant! thanks for the INSIDE TRACK! :D
I have a simple mind and a simple penis. leave us alone
spoilers: babies are cannibals.
Often prone to eating their way out if not forcibly removed in a process called birth.
sort of like that baby from alien
No. Never speak of that again. Never.
THAT IS NOT A BABY. THAT IS A JACKAL.
My G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d what have I done? (eat my s[COLOR="black"]hi[/COLOR]t faggot)
I'm pretty sure it was a very hungry baby.