http://moogledesu.vox.com/library/post/answers-i-wish-i-thought-of.html
Hilarious. Probably old, but hilarious.
Favorite one is the answer with the elephant, followed by the "pro-n00b" answer. :p:
Good find.
I laughed too much on those, especially the noob and elephant one. Peter would've been a fun student to have.
Best one was the Jimmy McPhearson's plot. For revenge.
I wish I had that teacher that commented on the Ninja Turtle one.
I've had teachers like that before, except they're allowed to give you points. Partial credit can be given for at least writing something down in most college classes.
I liked the Walt Whitman Bio that Peter wrote. Good stuff. I also liked the Jimmy McPerson story as well.
"Like all black youth, Jimmy joined a gang, in order to get to his "people.""
lol'd a lot at that line^^
That Was F****** awesome.
This is all just a collection of stuff that's been floating around on the internet for some time. Especially the ones from Peter Nguyen, those are really old. Isn't there a third one?
They forgot this one:
READ WHAT I SAID IN THE FIRST POST, *******.
jk i really love u linko ur like my sex ***
Gee thx pal, ill see u in bed l8r <3
They also could've used this one:
yeah, I've seen a few of these on b before. funny stuff
I like how I can still laugh at these, even though I've read them all countless times.
Those are hilarious. Is there any more?
Saw every single one of those on 4chan months ago.
Feel free to try to think up a reason something is lame on 4chan, but funny elsewhere.
I don't really go to 4chan so I've never seen them. Post more.
4chan is overrated ****. Never been to the site longer than 20 seconds and never plan to. Waste of my time.
More:
[URL]http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen4.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen3.jpg[/URL]
Non-Peter Ngyuen Essay:
[URL]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1[/URL]
A lot of these and some more are on:
[URL]http://stupidessays.googlepages.com/[/URL]
[quote=Lord of Spam;592706]Thats my point exactly. All of these images are from there, or at the very least were there months ago. So if these are funny, and are from 4chan, lets rub our two braincells together and see what happens. If you want to play along at home, done highlight below!
[spoiler]4chan can be funny! and KoH can be a douche![/spoiler]
you just lost the game
4chan wasn't where these were originally posted, champ. If you saw these a few months ago, and it's 2007... then that means that 4chan's only now catching up, as these were written at around 2000. Also, you're assuming that I think that 100% of 4chan is ****, whereas I believe only 99% of it is.
Your attempt to try and win in an argument where you go to the complete extreme of what I meant is cute... I'm sure that type of childish behaviour gets you very far in life, champ. ;)
You can try rubbing your two braincells all you want, but it seems that nothing really happens that's worth a shi[COLOR=white]t[/COLOR]. :(
Oh and, please PLEASE use more of those subliminal messages and wonderful little game phrases in your posts. It really helps "seal the deal" and ensure your victory. That is... until someone realizes that you can be an idiot as well as a douchebag and simply points it out.
Notice how I have the balls to say that as opposed to how you have to 'hide' it. Womp womp womp. Game over.
How's that for abusing game phrases to seem lame, hm?
this thread is even better for those who don't browse 4chan or frequently google dumb **** and paw over the results
i believe in internet security and some of those googly links are baaaaad
Hahaha, I laughed out loud on those essays at work. Everyone was looking at me funny but it was totally worth it.
im so totally going to counter troll you tomorow when im not catching up with internet homies
[quote=Lord of Spam;592729]im so totally going to counter troll you tomorow when im not catching up with internet homies
Oh, I'll be waiting, baby. Keep in mind, I'm working at this job right now until Friday when it'll be my last day. That means roughly 8 hours of nothing but web surfing and VGC. (The job's boring and I'm an expert at bull****ting, so no one will suspect of my devious deeds)
Too bad 4chan only existed since Feb. 14, 2004.
http://www.alexa.com/data/details?url=4chan.org/
2003*
Which is still quite a long time in terms of the internets.
Oh, lawl, see, when it said:
"Online Since: 14-Feb-2004"
I thought it meant 2004. Apparently it means 2003 though. :)
No, it's actually 2003.
Not sure if these are in the links KoH posted, but whatevs.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1181719903620.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1181719884003.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1181719919610.jpg[/IMG]
Haha, these Peter Nguyen essays are pretty funny.