I played this at a party yesturday, it was pretty fun. It's only great with a few people though because if you play with a lot of people, they'll argue about your opinion and say that you're 'stupid' anyway.
It's simple, the user has to have two weird situations, whether it's embarrassing, life surviving, sexual, etc. And the user below has to pick one of the two situations and explain why.
Allow me to start.
Would you rather
a) Dance naked on a bed of hot coals for a period of 3 minutes
b) Or sleep naked on a bed with rusty nails.
I pick b cuz ive had my tetnis shot. and either way i'd probably end up dead.
Would you rather
a)become allergic to every food in the known universe with no cure except for maynaise
or
b)be paralized from the neck down, and not be able to talk.
I pick b because if I was allergic to everything but mayo, I wouldn't be able to live because of the lack of food.
Would you rather
A) Be deserted on an island
B) Live in a bubble for the rest of your life.
I'd be a mayonaise eatin' fool.
Would you rather
a)Have your eyelids cutoff and be fed nothing but sleeping pills or
b)Kiss Rosie O'Donnell
Crap...you beat me.
Live on an island, maybe I could McGuyver my way home.
See above
'A', wouldn't so much mind the lack of interaction with other humans. And I'm way over due for some solitude.
**** it, ninja'd..
I got ninja'd as I ninja'd you.....huh....kinda like a ninja love triangle, or something like that.
Skipping previous one due to immense faggotry.
Would you rather...
A: ...give a huge gay black convict a blowjob and be forced to swallow.
B: ...get ****ed in the *** by a huge gay black convict.
C: ...get shanked by a huge gay black convict and then he has his way with your corpse.
You'll probably have to make this choice at some point in your life.
So to counter my immensely faggot post you came up with the 3 most immensely faggot choices you could think of...ok
Well. I'm a girl, so gay guys won't be attracted to me..But I was on the phone with my friend and I asked him, he said C because he'd rather be dead. oO;;
Would you rather
A) Be trapped in a store with evil killing robots
B) Be trapped in a store with Britney Spears.
I pick B... I wouldnt want to die, and i could always just hide from her.
would you rather-
a)change gender OR
b) become castrated or be unable to have children?
I'd rather be a lady. (Someone put that in their signature.)
Would you rather...
A: ...die instantly with no pain.
B: ...know you were going do die in 24 hours and have time to maybe take care of some things but be in immense, crushing physical and mental pain.
I would probably choose B since I would just do whatever I want to.
Would you rather
A: Be tortured for hours on in
B: Be infected with AIDS
B, at least I could hope Magic Johnson would give his cure to rest of the world.
Would you rather have your voiced replaced by the voice of
A) Mr. T
B) Hulk Hogan
C) Fran Drescher
A..Definitely A. You can't NOT want Mr.T's voice.
Would you rather be beaten up by
A) Chuck Norris
B) A sumo wrestler on speed.
Chuck Norris.. I believe he's losing his edge every time he gets on the Total Gym.
Would you rather..
A) Become Cobra Commander's sex slave..
B) Become Jabba The Hutt's sex slave..
or.
C) Become Panic's sex slave..
B because star wars is cool, and ill most likely get saved.
would u rather
a. Get mauled by a bear while wearing a salmon suit or
b. get mauled by a great white while wearing a seal suit.
A... At least if he rips my legts off i dont have to worry about swimming to land.
Would you rather
A Box mike tyson bare fist
B Knock your teeth out with a hammer
A, because it requires less physical effort and has the same results.
Would you rather...
A: ...become completely deaf?
B: ...become completely blind.
I wanna say A, but, i'm not sure what I would do without music.
would you rather
A) be buried up to your neck in a Fire Ant colony or
B) find that you have 9 STD's, all of which are uncurable.
A), fire ants don't seem that bad compared to 9 STD's... But I guess that'd be considering I had no fatal allergic reaction.
Would you rather
A)Have sex once and die immediatly afterword
B)Live a full live without sex
Got that off Futurama, hehehe
Oh jesus...xD
Erm..I pick..B.
Would you rather…
A)have a permanent smile
B)a permanent erection?
B, very easy choice
Would you rather...
A: ...never have sex again?
B: ...have sex exclusively with members of your own sex?
A, lol.
Would you rather
A: Turn black.
B: Eat fresh dog crap.
[QUOTE=Average n00b;589866]Oh jesus...xD
Erm..I pick..B.
Would you rather
B, cuz I can't feel pain in my toes since I got my big toenails cutout, I think they killed the nerve with the shot.
Would you rather
A) Not be able to eat meat or meat bi products (meening no eggs or dairy products, etc)
B) Not be able to drink anything but green tea.
A. Because I could care less for meat.
Would you rather...
A. Jack off with sandpaper
B. Jack off with shards of glass
C. Have no sex organs whatsoever
.... how long would you have to jack off with sandpaper? Until you climax I supose, anyway, i guess I would pick A, cuz theres probably some therapy or operation they have that can fix it, and it'd be more painfull with glass.
Would you Rather
A)Have zombies chasing you
B)Have Demons chasing you
C)Have Demon zombies chasing you
Lol, play Doom 3 and there all chasing you. Anyways, your ****ed prettymuch whatever you do, but head for the Winchester, ya know, the pub off Sean of the Dead, it worked pretty good for them.
Uh...A because zombies can be slow.
would you rather
A)not be able to use the computer again OR
B)Use it then die immediatly afterward?
A, I'm starting to be more of an outdoors person lately anyway.
Would you rather
A) Eat a random old guy's toenails
or
B) Gnaw on a cow's utter?
B, at least I have a good idea of where the cow has been.
Would you rather
A) Have your fingernails pulled off with pliars or
B) Start a family and have children only to discover your spouse is your sister/brother?
A My fingernails will grow back.
Would you rather...
a) be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs
b) be assasinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?
My friend used to ask me this one all the time
A Becuase I like shiny things and i would never fall victim to a doll that dosnt have kung fu grip.
A Would your rather Rub a morbidly obese man in mayonaise or
B Shave your grandmothers nether regions
A) That sounds like so much fun. xDD Besides, old people aren't jolly. Fat people are. :D
Would you rather
A) Get caught masturbating by your teachers/college professers/old teachers (Depending on your age and what you're doing)
or
B) Get caught masturbating by your parents.
Choice B because my parents would just turn and walk away where as my teachers might say somthing
Would you rather
a) Walk in on your parents
b) Have your parents walk in on you
B, at least I didn't see anything scary, and I really don't care what they say.
Would you rather...
A: ...get in an accident and be paralyzed from your neck down for the rest of your life.
B: ...get in an accident and die instantly.
B) I don't wanna live my life paralyzed like that. D:
Would you rather
A) Be tied on a chair watching nothing but pokemon back to back for the rest of your life, being hand fed by a naked Japanese dude.
or
B) Be diognosed with AIDs.
B There may be a cure someday
Would you rather...
A) dress as a ninja and hit strangers with spitballs from the shadows
B) drive around in a police car, read a random person their rights, cuff them, and then drop their pants and leave them handcuffed with their pants around their ankles on the street?
a.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
A. not have b[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]tches know bout this d[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ck
or
B. b[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]tches be all up on your dick nonstop leading too huge amounts of dickery.
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]I would totally have to go with A on that one.... I dont need any bitches at all...
Would you rather...
A) Take a power Drill to the stomach....
B) dangle upside down and sprayed with scalding water...[/COLOR]
..Either way it's going to hurt..I'm going to say B though. x_X It sounds so painful but I hate the sound of a power drill.
Would you rather
A) Have spikes hurled in your eyes
B) Have your toes be chopped off by an axe
ill take B
would you rather:
a)give me head or
b)give me brain?
I so killed this thread
By far B. Just because I couldn't fell pain anymore doesn't mean I couldn't feel the good things. ;)
Would you rather:
A) Be gay and have lots of safe sex without getting diseases.
B) Being straight, and having sex only three times in your life.
If I became gay I would end up liking the sex, and the lack of disease is a bonus. A
Buried or Cremated?
Cremated
a)Eat your sibling.
or
b)Getting eaten by your sibling.
B, as long as I was dead.
Have your brain transfered into a AI
Be a computer character in real life (ROUGE AND STeALTH AMBUSH LAWL.)
umm, I'll go with A, into AI
A) Gain a Billion dollars by killing your entire family,
or
B) Kill yourself so that your family can get a billion dollars.
(one of those, be selfish or selfless deals)
A), pretty much either way your goin' to hell, so why not go to hell, but be rich in life.
Meh, I can't think of one, someone else can post a question.
Have a happy life at the expense of "that special someone"
or
"That special someone" have a happy life at your expense.
a) definately
k, would u rather:
a) be a famous anime character in real life
or
b) play a famous anime character in real life