Dumb Kid at Bowling Alley

Some 12-year-old kid on the lane next to ours at the bowling alley tonight claimed to be a marine and told me that my hat made me look gay.

I enjoyed acting extravagantly gay for the rest of the night.

Discuss.

You shoulda gone up, hooked your leg around his waist, and slowly slide your hand up and over his crotch whispering "I need to have your hot little dick in my mouth right now" in his ear. Then screamed loudly and continued to play bowling like nothing happened.

naw, I woulda just gone psycho on the kid. some line of screaming would of been had.

but he does have a point. if it's the hat I'm thinking of.

is it that army looking hat? Or am I mixing up real life people with some faggot on a forum? Because if I am, I need to go back to bed. If I'm not, that kid was right.

french one.

oh *** a beret? Man, that kid was right. Which means I need to go back to bed.

*** ****it you're a faggot linko

yeah, berets are pretty gay unless you're in the army. even then they're still kinda gay.

Only man who can wear a beret is Jamie from the Mythbusters.

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TRAINER OCELOT WANTS TO FIGHT!

I CHOOSE YOU, FOXDIE.

CRITICAL HIT! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Krauser wore it pretty we- OH **** DODGE PROMPT AAAUGH!

I had to be a little careful about what I said. Didn't want to get arrested for sexual harassment by the end of the night.

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Quoting Ant: but he does have a point. if it's the hat I'm thinking of.

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Don't try to deny my ultra sexiness. I'll have you know it's a dickgirl magnet.

EDIT - well, mine's black. I'm not that fruity.

Oh, and berets in video games, I'll admit, can be pretty awwight. Just not in real life.

i think if i ever saw a cute red headed, pale skined chick in a reasonably short, but not tiny skirt,and a white button up shirt with glasses and a beret on, i might orgasm so hard that my entire internal organ system would be jettisoned from my penis.

onto her face. imagine the look of suprise when she goes from cute to covered in guts lol

****it i just ruined my own fantasy dream girl:(

you forgot the important detail that she has to be under 13 years old.

That's Derick's dream girl.

And if she had a gas mask on.

And then, covered in guts, a lump starts to rise from her skirt as she wipes it all over herself...

Saw it coming.

a lump you say? whatever could it be?

MY penis.

cancer