So me and a few of my friends are attending a graduation party. Yeah, so why did you bug your friend while he was trying to go anyway? Public masturbation isn't cool. *** hole I wasn't the one masturbating Weird, I just woke up from having a dream where I couldn't stop masturbating in public. He was pretty freaked out with the whole experience http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraphs It happens to me a lot. There are many places where gay guys do this.
I love that he continues talking after "fuck this." Easily the best part of the story. if your friend asks i was jerkin it to him
It was being held in a pretty nice place but that is besides the point
a few hours into the party one of my friends has to use the facilities.
So he goes into the restroom and walks up to a urinal and as he is about to start wizzing someone stands in the next urinal and begins masturbating
my friend then says " Fu
At which point he returns to the table and tells us what happened
Posted by s0ul
Quoting Electrical Hazard:
my friend then says " Fu
That is kinda fu
Posted by Omni
Posted by Electrical Hazard
Posted by Slade
So why didn't your friend get a number or something? Anyone kinky enough to masturbate right next to a stranger in public has got to **** like a tiger.
Posted by Electrical Hazard
He kept going on about how there was an open stall and why didn't the guy just use that instead of doing it next to him
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Posted by Xero
I never liked people masturbating in public. I just...don't like it...
Posted by Trigger
Tell your friend to quit crying - Big Brother is a show about people masturbating, for the most part. A real story from him to his friends about the ordeal would have been about how he turned and peed on the guy, then sliced his dick off and said, "LOL DILDO!" and left the bathroom, returned to the table and explained the whole situation.
Posted by Poco