los joins the military




Posted by Lord of Spam

[09:08] Nooniens00ng: i just got done filling out paperwork for a background check for national security clearance
[09:08] Nooniens00ng: lol
[09:08] Zyzex Remix: for what?
[09:08] Nooniens00ng: hold on
[09:14] Nooniens00ng: military entrance paperwork
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: you're joining the miltary?
[09:15] Nooniens00ng: yup
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: wow
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: what branch?
[09:15] Nooniens00ng: navy
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: fag
[09:16] Nooniens00ng: lol
[09:16] Zyzex Remix: so what the hell made you want to join?
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: ltos of stuff
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: always thought about it, decided it was time etc
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: plus
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: ****laods of money
[09:18] Nooniens00ng: its funny how when you get like max test score on everything, and have no prior record of anything, they tend to throw money at you
[09:18] Nooniens00ng: chances are ill be workong in nuclear reactors in some fashion
[09:18] Nooniens00ng: which is both scary and hilarious

discuss




Posted by Stalolin

wtfux u doin




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh yeah, I think I remember you mentioning it. DON'T DIE ON ME, MAN




Posted by Lord of Spam

in ur aircarft carrier, maintainin ur nuclear reactors

edit: SUPER NINJA ACTION




Posted by Ant

I always wondered how the world was going to end...




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/navy-seal-4.jpg[/IMG]

Kick so much *** that you get promoted to a Navy SEAL! Check out the bad ****ing *** facepaint!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

man I play too many shooters when I know they're holding mp5ns... ****ing vidya games.


Also, shoot an a-rab for me.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Counter-Terrorists win.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

counter-strike sucks. Shut up




Posted by Lord of Spam

cs pwns ur face

i wont be handling any guns, most likely. i might get some light small arms training in basic, but basically ill be the nerdy guy that stays inside the ship playing chess with the other nerds, making sure everything works right. i'll leave the killing to others.

CLEAN HANDS LOL




Posted by Ant

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSY




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... what's the point then?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Oh man, so basically you're just gonna be an engineer or whatever, but in the army?

[IMG]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/Y/bush_miserable_failure.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Lord of Spam

get paid ****loads

chances are im looking at substantial amount in enlistment bonuses. i dont want to SAY itll be 6 figures, but its been hinted at. so, ya know. kaching.

also, navy, faggot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: also, navy-faggot.


fix'd but fairly redundant.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Navy? Army? Whatever, it's still MASSIVE FAIL if you're not defending their country. :cool:




Posted by Ant

AMERICA




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://planetwebdesign.com/americacries1agc.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

remember 9/11?!


WELL? DO YA?! cause if you didn't -raises fist-




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The X: Navy? Army? Whatever, it's still MASSIVE FAIL if you're not defending their country. :cool:


takes more than grunts with guns to defend something

AMERICA, **** YEAH



Posted by Omni

Have fun.




Posted by Slade

Yeah it shouldn't be too bad. My brother is training to be a linguist in the airforce. same thing amirite

boats = planes


oh man you're gonna be so ****ed cute in that sailor suit




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Slade:
oh man you're gonna be so ****ed cute in that sailor suit


set penises to fap!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh yeah, we better get pictures of your cute little getup




Posted by Slade

big ol' 5head in an itty bitty sailor suit




Posted by Corrupt

Good luck, man. Maybe try introducing everyone to the finer points of smoking hookah. :D

See, I was going to try to think up a clever joke involving your fivehead having a major impact on your job, but I can't think of anything. Plus I'm in a rush, so w/e lol




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Corrupt: See, I was going to try to think up a clever joke involving your fivehead having a major impact on your job, but I can't think of anything. Plus I'm in a rush, so w/e lol


In emergencies, they can use it as a landing strip.



Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm currently enrolled in the delayed entry program, which means technically I am now in the military. However, I've yet to be assigned a job, as im waiting on a waiver or two, and still need to take a test to get into what i want to do.




Posted by Zeta

5head, more than enough to kill any sand****** that moves.




Posted by Omni

Do they have WoW in the navy?




Posted by cool gamer dad

any cats up on that boat? cats on a boat??




Posted by Linkman

Prolonged suicide? Hardcore.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'm currently enrolled in the delayed entry program, which means technically I am now in the military. However, I've yet to be assigned a job, as im waiting on a waiver or two, and still need to take a test to get into what i want to do.


Do they know how much of a fag you are for various nerd activities?



Posted by Lord of Spam

no, but they will shortly. also, i plan on petting kitties in numerous different parts of the world.

MWA HAHAHAHA MY TRUE INTENTIONS ARE REVEALED!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i plan on petting kitties in numerous different parts of the world.


I see what you did there. Clever.



Posted by Lord of Spam

all your kitties are belong to me




Posted by The Judge

Your forehead will make an excellent target for enemy fire. It's like shooting at a barn.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Once again, nowhere near teh shooting.




Posted by The Judge

*stupid laugh*




Posted by Stalolin

and so, the joly crew of DA never saw their good friend LoS again...




Posted by Ant

since when have any of us been happy?




Posted by Slade

:|




Posted by Ant

Have a nice day. :|




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Once again, nowhere near teh shooting.


It's going to be pretty funny to quote this again when he hear "Big foreheaded man shot and killed in Iraq" early next year.

:|



Posted by Ant

***, now I hope he gets shot. if only to see that headline.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It'd definitely be a keeper.




Posted by Ant

"aaaahhhh. Now to add another funny headline to my collection!"

although I still have this newspaper article where these two fatass mexican children got stuck inbetween a wall and some jump jump thing. makes me bol everytime I see it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'd save it.

waaaaaaait...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ill tape a clipping to your fivehead




Posted by Lord of Spam

attach it with your favorit piercing

how romantic <3




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you're probably too much of a pussy.