[09:08] Nooniens00ng: i just got done filling out paperwork for a background check for national security clearance
[09:08] Nooniens00ng: lol
[09:08] Zyzex Remix: for what?
[09:08] Nooniens00ng: hold on
[09:14] Nooniens00ng: military entrance paperwork
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: you're joining the miltary?
[09:15] Nooniens00ng: yup
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: wow
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: what branch?
[09:15] Nooniens00ng: navy
[09:15] Zyzex Remix: fag
[09:16] Nooniens00ng: lol
[09:16] Zyzex Remix: so what the hell made you want to join?
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: ltos of stuff
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: always thought about it, decided it was time etc
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: plus
[09:17] Nooniens00ng: ****laods of money
[09:18] Nooniens00ng: its funny how when you get like max test score on everything, and have no prior record of anything, they tend to throw money at you
[09:18] Nooniens00ng: chances are ill be workong in nuclear reactors in some fashion
[09:18] Nooniens00ng: which is both scary and hilarious
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wtfux u doin
Oh yeah, I think I remember you mentioning it. DON'T DIE ON ME, MAN
in ur aircarft carrier, maintainin ur nuclear reactors
edit: SUPER NINJA ACTION
I always wondered how the world was going to end...
[IMG]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/navy-seal-4.jpg[/IMG]
Kick so much *** that you get promoted to a Navy SEAL! Check out the bad ****ing *** facepaint!
man I play too many shooters when I know they're holding mp5ns... ****ing vidya games.
Also, shoot an a-rab for me.
Counter-Terrorists win.
counter-strike sucks. Shut up
cs pwns ur face
i wont be handling any guns, most likely. i might get some light small arms training in basic, but basically ill be the nerdy guy that stays inside the ship playing chess with the other nerds, making sure everything works right. i'll leave the killing to others.
CLEAN HANDS LOL
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSY
... what's the point then?
Oh man, so basically you're just gonna be an engineer or whatever, but in the army?
[IMG]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/Y/bush_miserable_failure.jpg[/IMG]
get paid ****loads
chances are im looking at substantial amount in enlistment bonuses. i dont want to SAY itll be 6 figures, but its been hinted at. so, ya know. kaching.
also, navy, faggot.
Navy? Army? Whatever, it's still MASSIVE FAIL if you're not defending their country. :cool:
AMERICA
[IMG]http://planetwebdesign.com/americacries1agc.jpg[/IMG]
remember 9/11?!
WELL? DO YA?! cause if you didn't -raises fist-
Have fun.
Yeah it shouldn't be too bad. My brother is training to be a linguist in the airforce. same thing amirite
boats = planes
oh man you're gonna be so ****ed cute in that sailor suit
oh yeah, we better get pictures of your cute little getup
big ol' 5head in an itty bitty sailor suit
Good luck, man. Maybe try introducing everyone to the finer points of smoking hookah. :D
See, I was going to try to think up a clever joke involving your fivehead having a major impact on your job, but I can't think of anything. Plus I'm in a rush, so w/e lol
I'm currently enrolled in the delayed entry program, which means technically I am now in the military. However, I've yet to be assigned a job, as im waiting on a waiver or two, and still need to take a test to get into what i want to do.
5head, more than enough to kill any sand****** that moves.
Do they have WoW in the navy?
any cats up on that boat? cats on a boat??
Prolonged suicide? Hardcore.
no, but they will shortly. also, i plan on petting kitties in numerous different parts of the world.
MWA HAHAHAHA MY TRUE INTENTIONS ARE REVEALED!
all your kitties are belong to me
Your forehead will make an excellent target for enemy fire. It's like shooting at a barn.
Once again, nowhere near teh shooting.
*stupid laugh*
and so, the joly crew of DA never saw their good friend LoS again...
since when have any of us been happy?
:|
Have a nice day. :|
***, now I hope he gets shot. if only to see that headline.
It'd definitely be a keeper.
"aaaahhhh. Now to add another funny headline to my collection!"
although I still have this newspaper article where these two fatass mexican children got stuck inbetween a wall and some jump jump thing. makes me bol everytime I see it.
I'd save it.
waaaaaaait...
Ill tape a clipping to your fivehead
attach it with your favorit piercing
how romantic <3
you're probably too much of a pussy.