[INDENT]My Pokemon Journey
It was my time to become a Pokemon Trainer, but Professor Oak had no more Pokemon to give away.
tl;dr version?
POKEMON FANFIC EROTICA
I've read it before, worth the read.
Hahaha, I read all of that... very amusing to say the least. I'm assuming there's more, so either post the rest here or PM me a link or something.
It ends there... Like a majority of awesome **** on 4chan. :(
:(
wtf.
That was great, but I want, nay, I NEED MORE.
it maybe needed a little more erotica involving misty, though :/
[COLOR=#cccccc][FONT=Tahoma][I] We faught and we lost again and I realized both of my Pokemon suck *** and Elton doesn
****ing win, X. ****ing win.
/r/ the copy pasta of that guy ****ing his sister who's dressed as a Pikachu.
(2 days later)
I decided to fight the lt. surge at the gym with greg jr for a third badge. But when I went to the gym, Officer Jenny was waiting.
"You have been a bad boy, greg. you must go to prison now" she said.
I pretended to let her handcuff me. if she was a guy it would have been kind of hot. I could not see her as she was behind me so I pretended.
But I was not going to jail. I had had greg jr. hiding in the bushes. he donkey punched her in the back of the head with his big and hard muscles. then stripped her clothes off and dragged her body back into the bush.
I thought she was kind of gross. I could not pretend that she was a guy anymore.
so I let greg jr. have alone time with her.
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Moar? Found it on /v/ just now.
[quote=Zeta;584630]/r/ the copy pasta of that guy ****ing his sister who's dressed as a Pikachu.
The origins story of that Pikachu girl near Jubilife City? Aww yeah, that one's pretty hot.
EROTICA? FUKKEN BOOKMARKD
yay! yaoi! so you got this off a website? where? i must see it! does it have more yaoi?
what's with chicks liking yaoi so much?
It's like guys liking lesbians so much.
hey, yaoi's hott. especially kingdom hearts yaoi. and gravitation. ^-^
Parody?
.... right?
no, she's the real deal I think
IP check doesn't show anything, but I'm still not entirely convinced it's not a joke of some kind.
huh? what'd i do? i'm lost...
She's been here since December 2004, so that would be a long time for someone to wait after making a joke account...
Oh, yeah, huh.
...
Kairi is pretty hot.
****ing yaoi-fags.
IN CASTLE OBLIVION
****, don't say Oblivion. Gonna make me get back into it.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Ssmartinwallpaperiw8.png[/IMG]
This guy was voiced by Sean Bean? Pretty nifty. I'm intrigued now.
yah... i'm still lost...
THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ACCOUNT CREATED BY SOMEONE ELSE
why? that's stupid. i was rika nonaka but got jesse to change it. cuz it didn't fit me anymore.
It's rare for a "new" member to come into a blog, especially DA, and start posting. Also, how you type and what you post didn't help. That's why.
DA's usually too hxcuberleetawesomesuperspectaculartitsorgtfofags for any newish people to enter.
too assholish and too full on in-jokes. Nothing awesome or spectacular about us though.
I remember Rika.
she was like "oh yea i love you but im moving to indiana or somethiin i dunno im high off your cum"
brb fapping to SoraxRiku yaoi.
The adult fanfiction site I mentioned I found had a section for Kingdom Hearts with literally thousands of stories. I thought I'd peek in and see if there were any gems (after all, I did once read that cool one with SoraxYuffie, and she had a penis), but if there were, it wasn't worth scrolling through all the yoai garbage.
the only good fanfiction is by peter chimaera
[FONT=Verdana][CENTER]CASTLEVANIA: WISPS OF DRACULA
Created by Peter Chimaera[/CENTER]
The Richter Belmont was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the candle for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.
Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the evil!"
So he takesd the power and the light turned to white all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision.
Ricten gasp "It is teh powerful!"
Ten Dracula came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where tBelmont family was wrnead of it.
"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Ricter said goodbye to neibhour Shelly and ran off to fight the vampire.
First he foght the Frankensteing and death but a whole bunch of skeletons too until he found teh Dracula.
"Haha" Dracula laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost midnight and then i will be MOr powerful!"
"I can fight for few hourse more and " he whip the crystal out of Darculas handd.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"
So Rihcter whip again and darcula neck blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Whip again" he commanded as he whipped at the head off. Darcula's head rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to dust.
I W"ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when he is older that is curst ofe the belmonts"
but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Richter was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Belmont. He wuld have nother child.
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fix'd
I like how he made it feel like a real translated Castlevania story. Brilliant.
Oh, and this is the best fanfic ever:
http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com/
how are people so stupid?
Stupid? Or brilliant? Because both the Castlevania one and Half-life stories are ****ing hilarious.
yeah, I just listened to the half-life one. got a bunch of lol's out of me.
What she said.
She's a puppet account. For certain.
tl;dr
That **** was awful. It looks like she just copypasta'd an Evanescence song.
I tried to read it...
But I kept thinking of she-penis.
...linkin park
:(
linko park
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/pza_alastor_sc/LinkoPark.jpg[/IMG]
i ****ing rule
Win, ****ing win!
[quote]You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Alastor again.
:(
Oh, is this where it all came from. Already repped you for it.
Fu[color=indigo]cking win.[/color]
[quote]You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Alastor again.
:(
...
No, but seriously, I just rep'd you in some other thread like 3 minutes ago. You should have told me this was here.
I can spread rep, but not gonna.
Huh, when you give someone rep that bumps them up to another power, it automatically updates the number, but not the actual rep. Weird.
FOUND IT LOL
"o..onichan I don't li-"
"SHUT UP"
I slapped her across the face.
"YOU'RE A PIKACHU, POKEMON DONT SPEAK"
"But onii-"
*slap*
"I SAID YOU'RE A POKEMON!"
tears welled in her eyes
"Now, what's your name?"
"p..pikachu..."
"thats a good pikachu, now come to your master"
she crawled towards me on all fours, the lightning bolt shaped tale bobbed up and down.
"open wide, master has a poffin for you"
She parted her soft little lips, moistened by her tears.
I unzipped my pants.
heh
"open wide, master has a poffin for you"
I think I'm going to start using this line.
so I read that story, lol'd and then went out my daily checking vgc posts and came across this
i ****ing laughed until i cried
was it because you thought about him wanting to have sex with it?
yeah, I guess that could be funny. but not to me.
i has a female chimchar
I restarted my game when I realized my Turtwig was female. Torterra didn't seem like the type that should be female. :/
Machop/choke/champ are the types that shouldn't be female.
*Shudder*
Among other information, [url=http://pokemon.marriland.com/diamond_pearl/pokedex]Marriland's Pokedex[/url] will show you the subtle differences between some male and female Pokemon. Good examples are Pikachu, Lumineon, and Toxicroak.
You're right, though, about female Machokes and Machamps... though if you think of what female body builders look like, you'll realize that it's actually pretty accurate already.
[quote=Linko_16;587357][COLOR=indigo]I restarted my game when I realized my Turtwig was female. Torterra didn't seem like the type that should be female. :/[/COLOR]
But then you could have bred it for more Turtwigs, without the need for a Ditto!
I'd like to imagine he was already at least 5 hours into the game, and THEN decided to start over again because of that.
I restarted my Red version so I could choose Squirtle because my friend told me that when my Charmeleon evolved into Charizard, it wouldn't obey me.
lol pokefacts based on the cartoon.
lol
I tried to beat Brock with a Pikachu because I thought sprinklers would go off at some point during the battle. :(
Pretty sure Mr. Mime is a male-only Pokemon.
herm
The other day my friend was all jazzed up because some gym leader in FireRed/LeafGreen has a female Mr. Mime.
Huh. Creepy.
Pokemon is creepy, man. think about it
50/50 chance of Mr Mime being female, Zeta.
that's enough actual pokemon talk.
ant does not wANT
eXactly.
SO GUYS I JUST GOT A MILOTIC WHAT SHOULD ITS MOVESET BE AND HOW SHOULD I SPREAD THE EVS?
idk what is ev?
Effort Values. Some complicated **** that makes your Pokemon stronger.
are you two blind?
Nah, I just don't take anything you say seriously.
hey morons, does this look like the pokemon board to you?
Hey, I learned what EV is. THANKS, INTERNET.
Thank **** Vamp isn't around. He ****ing hates Pok
I like pokemon. I just don't want more pokemon in Smash.
How about removing certain ones and replacing them with better ones? STILL NOT GRIM ENOUGH?
GRIMGAR AND GRIMCROW
NEWCOMER: GALLADE
NEWCOMER: LUCARIO
NEWCOMER: GARCHOMP
NEWCOMER: TYPHLOSION
NEWCOMER: etc
I'd still play the **** out of it.
We need a DA Smash Brothers ladder.
... If Nintendo actually implement WiFi.
It won't happen.
glaaaaaaaaaaam
haven't seen that inawhile.
you hAveN'T?
lol
anyone else think Gardenia is a vegan?
She eats Bug Pokemon.