I mean, I don't wake up and see your giant floating upper body radiating around the sun every morning.
HAIL ZORASTER
I have returned to help you all through life.
amen.
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Err...My Lord! (Bows down very deeply) Save me from my own existance!
Welcome.
AWWWWWW. NOW I CAN'T SAY HIS NAME I VAIN ANYMORE.......wait, what do I care?
Welcome back Jesus Christ:cool:
I'm more of Zarathustra kind of guy.
I mean, I don't wake up and see your giant floating upper body radiating around the sun every morning.
HAIL ZORASTER
Much like George Carlin worships the sun, I worship the moon. He's always there keeping me safe at night, only bad thing he does is bring about werewolves but hey wolves are cool anyway.
Yo, thanks for dying for my sins.
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I'm trying to think up a religion joke...
... Yeah, I got nothing. =/
Galactus is the only true G[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]d
Also, I'm banning Jesus. lol
Technically Thanos would be the only real *** in the Marvel Universe, save some cosmic beings you never see.
Y'know, that whole Infinity Gauntlet thing?
Except no. I know exactly where you're coming from, but he's not essential and only became "G[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]d" once or twice. But those were reversed. However, Galatus is one of the three essential forces in the universe, and five main beings. Which makes him, along with the others, G[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]ds. The universe needs Galactus (plot get) but it doesn't need Thanos.
Oh please, Vamp'.. Come Son of Jor-El, kneel before ZOD!
So far, he's been absent for 1,978 years..
And he came back in the form of a VGC member, didn't see that one coming.
**** it, last thing we need is another hippie thinking hes Jesus.
lol
Thanks for the rep Red, I'm thinking about getting a crappy border.