off
Calabrisi1: before i hack ur
Ha. He says he can hack. Unlike him I know REAL hackers.
My friend (lurkerinthevoid) imed this kid because he was being a jerk to my girlfriend. Here is the conversation. Sorry about the length, but it is worth it.
LurkerintheVoid: hey I hear your gay
Calabrisi1: yea l0ookin for a partner to
Calabrisi1:
LurkerintheVoid: no I'm busy with your mom right now
Calabrisi1: got
Calabrisi1: hahaha
Calabrisi1: ur mom jokes huh
Calabrisi1: how original
Calabrisi1: grow up, talk toi me when ur balls drop
Calabrisi1: and u FINALLY go through puberty
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: Your mom said I was a real man last night
Calabrisi1: ur balls havent dropped
Calabrisi1: remember that
LurkerintheVoid: yes they have, why do you want to hold them?
Calabrisi1: omg u dumb **** i already shut u down u cant talk to me
anymore
LurkerintheVoid: I can do what ever I like...like you mom
Calabrisi1: really
Calabrisi1: maybe when u go through pouberty
LurkerintheVoid: you seem to have quite an obsession with going through
puberty
LurkerintheVoid: perhaps you are a pre-pubecent little boy
Calabrisi1: homofreliac
Calabrisi1: thats what u r
LurkerintheVoid: or maybe you are a someone who didn't hit puberty till
you
were 25
Calabrisi1: look it up
LurkerintheVoid: perhaps you need your balls to drop
Calabrisi1: thanx for takin my line fag
Calabrisi1: but they already dropped 4 years ago when i tea bagged ur
mom
Calabrisi1: oooooooooooooooooooooo
Calabrisi1: dam i'm good
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: oh so now you go onto the mom jokes
LurkerintheVoid: four years ago huh...so that makes you 29
LurkerintheVoid: and your still on mom jokes, wow your immiture
Calabrisi1: am i
Calabrisi1: i can come in ur moms ***
Calabrisi1: that makes me SUPER MATURE
LurkerintheVoid: your seem to have some issues with feeling innadiquit
about
being muture, are you sure you're not a pre-pubecent kid?
Calabrisi1: ught
Calabrisi1: BLOW ME LITTLE GIRL
LurkerintheVoid: so I guess that means you are a just a stupid kid
Calabrisi1: no it means ur gay and i could use a BJ
Calabrisi1:
LurkerintheVoid: are you asking me for a BJ? You are a fag
LurkerintheVoid: and I am sorry but I don't give BJ's to little kids
Calabrisi1: hey a BJ is a BJ all good
Calabrisi1: SAY AHHHHHHHH
Calabrisi1: dude u were done like 30 mins ago u got nothing to say
Calabrisi1: ur humiliating urself
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: I like hummiliating myself, and if I was done 30
minutes
ago why are you still talking to me
LurkerintheVoid: is it because you are a little kid with no friends?
Calabrisi1: nah i got friends, i jus dont have them defend me like ur
pussy
friend mike does
Calabrisi1:
Calabrisi1: ur his ***** huh?
LurkerintheVoid: I pitty you, feeling so inadiquite and lonely, it must
be
terrible
Calabrisi1: its over baby
Calabrisi1: nah ur moms visits me once in a while
Calabrisi1: DONE
Calabrisi1: good bye
LurkerintheVoid: so your friends won't come to your aid, then I guess
they
aren't really your friends after all huh?
Calabrisi1: no i dont hide behind them
Calabrisi1: i take care of my own ****
Calabrisi1: pussy
LurkerintheVoid: having no one to help you must force you to be very
indepent but I would imagine it is quite a lonely existence
Calabrisi1: omg, dude ur done get over it
Calabrisi1: u lost i won
LurkerintheVoid: maybe the only way you can get people to talk to you
is by
acting like an *** and pretending your superior to them while really
you are
just a sad scared little boy inside
Calabrisi1: nah
Calabrisi1: i just kno how to shut people down
Calabrisi1: now **** off
LurkerintheVoid: so you shut people out so you don't feel the pain of
lonelyness? It's sad that you have to convince yourself that noone
talks to
you because you want it that way
Calabrisi1: r u ****ing retarded, u have the 2nd worst case od ADD that
i
have ever seen and heard
Calabrisi1: OMG
LurkerintheVoid: how does anything I've said have anything to do with
ADD,
perhaps you're doctor say you have ADD when really you are just acting
out
to get attention because no one pays any attention to you otherwise
LurkerintheVoid: suddenly your quiet...perhaps I hit alittle to close
to
home?
Calabrisi1: o i diudnt even bother readi what u said
Calabrisi1: i dont talkt o retards like u
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: if you don't talk to people like me why do you keep
responding?
Calabrisi1: u really r retarded huh? how old r u
LurkerintheVoid: I bet it is because you have nothing better to do and
no
one to talk to
Calabrisi1: how odl r u
LurkerintheVoid: so suddenly your interested in talking to me?
Calabrisi1: HOW OLD R U
Calabrisi1: dont try to act smart nerd
LurkerintheVoid: so being smart is a bad thing? most people think that
because they are insecure when someone is smarter then them
Calabrisi1: no ur just dumb
Calabrisi1: HOW OLD R U
LurkerintheVoid: or perhaps you are feel insecure because I can read
you
like a book, I bet your're just a little kid, probably highschool,
diagnosed
with ADD and sits alone all day as you have no friends
LurkerintheVoid: how close is that?
Calabrisi1: HOW OLD R U
Calabrisi1: omg ur afraid tot ell me ur age
Calabrisi1: wow thats insecure
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: I'm 15, why don't you tell me your age?
Calabrisi1: 18 u dumb latin ****
Calabrisi1: leave my country
LurkerintheVoid: I have a hard time believing that, you act like a
little
kid and don't seem much smarter then one
Calabrisi1: sry if i dot take words out of a dictionary to TRY AND
SOUND
SMARTER THAN SOMEONE
LurkerintheVoid: so you are insecure about you intelligence
Calabrisi1: no i am insecure
Calabrisi1: about
LurkerintheVoid: it's ok, don't feel bad, I'm smarter then a lot of
people
Calabrisi1: ****ing ur mom without a condom
LurkerintheVoid: by the way my mom is dead so that is pretty rude
Calabrisi1: o STFU i heard it all before
Calabrisi1: so i have a hard tiome beleain that
Calabrisi1: when i hear it 10 times a day
Calabrisi1: if she is i am sry but if u jus tryin to make me feel bad
the i
hope u rot in the 9th layer of hell
LurkerintheVoid: she died 3 years ago on April 18, in a car accident in
leominster
Calabrisi1: wheres that
LurkerintheVoid: in norther easter MA
LurkerintheVoid: so I would appriate it if you would leave her out of
your
deranged fantasies
Calabrisi1: lol ok
Calabrisi1: u got insulted so leave me alone
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: I should leave you alone after you insult my mother?
Calabrisi1: omg, stop its over u lose i win
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: she was a good person and you drag her name through
the
mud?
Calabrisi1: i never said her name
Calabrisi1: bye
Calabrisi1: bye
Calabrisi1: bye
Calabrisi1: bye
Calabrisi1: bye
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: so quick to leave after insulting the dead, I should
find
you and kick your ***
Calabrisi1: then blow me
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: now you are getting back into that gay stuff again,
what is
it with you and gayness?
Calabrisi1: omg the only way for this to end is for m to lie to u so
Calabrisi1: i am gay
Calabrisi1: yes i am gay
Calabrisi1: u insulted me
Calabrisi1: very m,uch
Calabrisi1: ur a rude kid
Calabrisi1: u should get spanked
Calabrisi1: by ur dad
Calabrisi1: with a paddle
Calabrisi1:
Calabrisi1: i feel sad now
LurkerintheVoid: is it because your dad beats you?
Calabrisi1: u r RETARDED
LurkerintheVoid: and you are a pillow biter
LurkerintheVoid: I bet your dad beats you like a red headed step child
Calabrisi1: ok niga u go blow something, dont make me insult u very
badly ok
Calabrisi1: it end here
Calabrisi1: good day
LurkerintheVoid: so first it's latins now it's black people, are you a
racist?
Calabrisi1: yes very
Calabrisi1: bye
LurkerintheVoid: it shows your igonorance by making fun of people just
because they are different then you
Calabrisi1: u must get the living **** beat out of u in school
Calabrisi1: bye
Calabrisi1 signed off at 11:11:25 PM.
...it is? Just looks like a slur of particularly childish insults to me.
Ugh, not funny in the slightest bit.
Calabrisi1: u clearly need to go through puberty an ur balls need to drop
Calabrisi1: EXACTLY
Calabrisi1: prooves my points
Calabrisi1: point*
ShadeXH: You need to stop using those lame puberty jokes.
ShadeXH: You're only two years older than me, and you certainly don't act that way.
Calabrisi1: u got NOTHIN TO SAY
ShadeXH: Oh, really?
ShadeXH: Well, I'm not saying anything. I'm typing.
Calabrisi1: yes ur a fag, so come here an make urself useful an suck my 12 inch cock
ShadeXH: And that only proves my point. :)
Calabrisi1: what that u havent gone through puberty?
Calabrisi1: now fuck off
Calabrisi1: before i hack ur ass
ShadeXH: You're only proving it even more. :)
Calabrisi1: so again, when u actually get a girl to ask u out and have sex with u, hit me up
Calabrisi1: u never gopnna get PUSSY
Calabrisi1: i have gotten more pussy than u EVER will
ShadeXH: I don't have any intention of having sex until marraige, thank you very much.
Calabrisi1: what a faggot
Calabrisi1: bye
both of those were not funny :(
Yeah, I stopped reading after the fourth sentence or so.
who do people come up with such crap. good ***, this just reminds me how many ****ing morons there out there. how the **** do they come up with this ****? how yeah, i remember now, it's because they copy every other moron out there. it's a ****ing disease that can't be stopped!
Well, what I meant by funny is not the conversation itself, but how the kid imed me outta the blue and started saying crap to me, then he warned me and I blocked him. Then My friend started too get involved and that is the conversation. The kid has no life and has to sit on his computer and type crap to random people.
Even if you don't find this funny, I still had lots of fun talking to him. Since I have iChat it didn't have the convo in a SN: blahblah format, so NM stands for me, nocturnismelodia, and C stand for Calabris, of course.
NM: hey
C: yes?
NM: so, i hear you're gay
that's cool
C: i dno bout that
double check with ur mom
NM: nah, thanks but no thanks
i'll leave the ****ing of my mother to my dad, thanks
C: nah i do it too
NM: hmmm
C: mmm she awsome
NM: now, why do i sincerly doubt that?
that you **** her, i mean
C: she sucked me like theirs no tomorrow
NM: pshh
she's too old for you
C: nah, she good ****er
NM: and too mature
C: i love mature moms
NM: and too disinterested is kiddies like you
C: shes a definete milf
NM: pshh
C: how old r u little girl
NM: little girl?
C: yes
NM: so you automatically assume i'm a girl?
C: how old r u little girl
NM: awesome
yes, i am female
i'm 15
y tu?
C: y did u im me?
NM: hmmmmmmmm
*ponders*
dunno
C: ok, well u go be a whore somewhere else
bye
NM: i honestly don't know why anyone would have the slightest urge to im you
ooooooooooooooh
OUCH
that ****ing HURTS, man!
i mean, a whore!
C: does it
NM: come on
C: mmmmmmmmm
NM: can we show a little restraint?
C: dont give the slightest ****
NM: wow
i am, like, so ****ing sarcastis right now
*sarcastic
and you couldn't even tell
wow
that gives you, like, an IQ of 18
by the way, how old are you?
C: y r u still talkin, u ****in lesbo, make urself usefull and suck my 12 inch cock
NM: now, if i were gay, why would i do that?
C: to satisfy ur needs
NM: i think i would go **** my girlfriend, if i were a lesbian
my needs would be completely lesbian
C: u do thta
NM: nah, i don't have a girlfriend
so i'll pass, thanks
C: i guess ur little fag friend told u to im me
NM: which one?
i know a couple gay dudes
they're all really cool
how old are you?
more important:
C: happen to me last night too about 12 guys talked ****, and i shut em all down so gimme ur best shut
NM: have your balls dropped yet?
C: yea, in ur mom about 4 years ago
NM: hmm
C: when i tea bagged her
NM: so that would make you, what, 34?
C: nah 18 little whore
NM: i mean, i'm assuming 30 is when you hit puberty
C: now **** off
NM: so, you're 22 now?
i see
wow
you're wayyy more immature than you should be
C: ok ur dumb and need help so maybe when u get that cock out of ur mouth u can talk
NM: pssh
how original
C: i kno
NM: how many times have you used that line?
like, 200?
300?
stop me when i get there-
400?
500?
C: u cant count that high
NM: 450?
i can count a lot higher than you
^_~
C: lol ok ur definantly not 15
that much is certain
more like 9 an 1/2
NM: ah, but i am
born:
C: dont care :
NM: dec. 21, 1989
now
i'll give you a cookie if you can guess how old i am now
go on!
guess!
C: 10
NM: dude
1989
C: plus like 4
1993
makine u 11
NM: and unless you think the year's 2000, then i'm 15
C: sry my mistake
11
NM: plus four?
where did that come from?
i never said plus four
so you have no basis for that argument
C: holy **** u have the 2nd worst case of ADD ever
NM: add?
ha!
i point and laugh at you
C: u kno whta that is right
sry ur retarded my mistake
NM: add is the worst insult one could hurl at someone
plus, i know someone with add who's sure as hell a lot smarter than you
C: hmmmmm
lolLOLlol
lmao
NM: you're quiet
did i hit a nerve?
C: i hope someone cuts ur little slit off
so i can eat it
NM: slit?
C: clit*
NM: i see
C: i hope its as good as ur moms
MMM
now bye whore i shut u down
bye
NM: well, thanks, but, my clit is staying firmly on my body
for a very long time
C: ur mom said that too, but 9 months later, there u were
NM: so
you basically just told me that you were my father
C: yup
NM: which not only makes no sense, but is also quite a frightening thought
i shudder at the idea of a bore like you as a father
'sides, my dad's cooler than you
C: u would be one rich little pussy if i was
NM: pssh
rich in a 3rd world country, maybe
C: nah
USA WHORE
NM: usa totally sucks ***
C: really, y did u im me
NM: england's better
C: humor me where do u live
HAHAHAHAHA
we should nuke ur ***
NM: ...........why should i tell you?
C: OMG
you're so stupid
NM: i live in the us
i just don't like it
C: ok we should nuke ur house
\
NM:don't assume that just because i say england's better, that means i live there
C: much better world then
NM: so, the us should nuke the world
C: now y did u im me?
NM: that would mean that you would die
i've gone into politics before, but i don't plan to do it with an idiotic, logic-less bore like you
OH
i just insulted you without using any swearwords!
something tells me you are incapable of doing the same thing
C: omg u dumb **** go get paid to **** u desparete whore
NM: i'm in high school
i live with my parents
why would i need money?
i have a roof over my head, food to eat, and an education
the last of which, you seem to lack
desperately
C: u sure. dumb ****s like u dream of the things i have
NM: what do you have?
let's see-
an IQ of 18 or less
no girlfriend, presumably
no friends
no life
a job at good ol' mickey-d's
ooooooooooooooh, yeeeeeeeeeah, i SO totally dream of a life like yours
....you're quiet
did i hit aNOTHER nerve?
i see
i do believe i did
would you like some comfort?
a cookie, perhaps?
alcohol?
a support group?
hmmmmmmmmmm?
wow
you are reeeeeally quiet
i suspect you are crying
C: i ****ed ur mom
bye
Calabrisi1 has gone offline.
[B]That's not funny, either. :([/b]
Exactly! That's why I wrote, "Even if you don't think this is funny..."
See, this kid, calabris, imed me and talked crap about me and my girlfriend. I have never met him, all I did was post this so you guys could have fun iming him, which seems to be working. I will give praise and worship anyone that can crack this guy, make him weep and wish he was dead.
THAT WAS MU ******* HECTIC, w00t nice little gigle for me
He blocked me straight away :(
uk bebop: yo
Calabrisi1: yes?
Calabrisi1: u r?
uk bebop: a friend
Calabrisi1: name?
uk bebop: eric
uk bebop: no wait!
uk bebop: its jamie!
Calabrisi1: i dno u
Calabrisi1: jamie who
uk bebop: ooh ooh! i like charles
uk bebop: call me charles
Calabrisi1 signed off at 11:35:01 PM.
:bowser:
THAT was funny 8-)
okay (sarcasm) ...whoever calibris1 is...is a FORNICATING FERNANITARD!!!! (and if u think thats bad...then ask me what it means...)
Calabrisi1: now off
Calabrisi1: before i hack ur
Ha. He says he can hack. Unlike him I know REAL hackers.