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[quote]Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends with his deathBy staff writers
May 22, 2007 11:52am
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A CALIFORNIAN man who tried to kill his girlfriend by leaving her in a car parked across railway lines was himself killed when an oncoming train hurled the car into him as he fled.
His girlfriend survived, the Associated Press reported.
The man drove the car to the head of a line of traffic stopped at a level crossing in the San Fernando Valley neighbourhood of Sunland on Monday, police spokesman Mike Lopez said.
The man, who was seen arguing with the woman, then parked the car on the tracks and jumped out, leaving her behind, Mr Lopez said.
A 450-tonne commuter train hit the rear of the car, launching it into the man.
The girlfriend, who was injured , was taken to hospital in a stable condition.
"She gets hit by a train and lives. He gets hit by his own car and he dies,'' Mr Lopez said.
No one aboard the train, which was carrying 132 passengers and crew, was injured, a Metrolink spokeswoman said.
lol
" No one aboard the train, which was carrying 132 passengers and crew, was injured, a Metrolink spokeswoman said."
They don't really need to include that. A car getting hit by a train is like a baby getting punched in the face by a rocket. The rocket is unharmed and the baby is in chunks.
Anyways, aside from that, it's funny. AND LACED WITH KARMA
Something strangely similar happened to me on San Andreas. Without the girlfriend part, anyway.
Best suicide evar.
Why didnt the stupid ***** get out of the car anyway?
Its not suicide Sapphire.
Didn't something like that happen in Final Destination?
Best suicide ever.
yeah, srsly. best suicide ever.
Worst suicide ever.
Most hilarious suicide ever. "Douche_Bag42 was killed by the Guardians."
I really wish I could see an aerial view of that. Best suicide ever +1
To anyone who thinks this isn't suicide, he was killed by his own actions, which were deliberate, but didn't quite work as planned.
[quote=Roger Smith;582883]Worst suicide ever.
What, you think you can out do someone at suicide? For ****'s sake, you can't even 1UP a n00b at PhotoShop.
I can shop myself committing suicide.
Yeah RS, you can I'm sure of. But it'll still be a ****ty fail, as usual.
Not suicide so much as a Darwin Award.
naw, he planed it all out.
best darwin award ever
Best assisted suicide ever.
Hah.
I wonder why he wanted to kill his girlfriend in the first place.
Endless reasons no doubt.
Not suicide because it wasnt his intention to kill himself.
lol I think it would be awarded best suicide with a girlfriend
Man, that suicide was awesome. Hope someone got it on tape, because that was the best suicide ever.
She's a woman, what other reason did he need?
All that nagging got to him, I bet she was telling him to stop and ask for directions, which he wouldn't because he's manly like that. Then she nagged about it and he snapped.
I bet that's really what happened.
Nah, it was video games.
If vidya games are any source of real life truth, then whether you intended to or not doesn't mean ****. Just fire a rocket launcher at your feet and see how it goes.
Makes you jump higher. That's not suicide, that's enhancement.
Exactly. He obviously intended for all of this to happen. It was just an elaborate suicide.
[quote]If vidya games are any source of real life truth, then whether you intended to or not doesn't mean ****. Just fire a rocket launcher at your feet and see how it goes.
Wasted!