Murder plan backfired




Posted by Zeta

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21774505-2,00.html

[quote]Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends with his deathBy staff writers
May 22, 2007 11:52am
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A CALIFORNIAN man who tried to kill his girlfriend by leaving her in a car parked across railway lines was himself killed when an oncoming train hurled the car into him as he fled.

His girlfriend survived, the Associated Press reported.

The man drove the car to the head of a line of traffic stopped at a level crossing in the San Fernando Valley neighbourhood of Sunland on Monday, police spokesman Mike Lopez said.

The man, who was seen arguing with the woman, then parked the car on the tracks and jumped out, leaving her behind, Mr Lopez said.

A 450-tonne commuter train hit the rear of the car, launching it into the man.

The girlfriend, who was injured , was taken to hospital in a stable condition.

"She gets hit by a train and lives. He gets hit by his own car and he dies,'' Mr Lopez said.

No one aboard the train, which was carrying 132 passengers and crew, was injured, a Metrolink spokeswoman said.

lol




Posted by Stalolin

" No one aboard the train, which was carrying 132 passengers and crew, was injured, a Metrolink spokeswoman said."

They don't really need to include that. A car getting hit by a train is like a baby getting punched in the face by a rocket. The rocket is unharmed and the baby is in chunks.

Anyways, aside from that, it's funny. AND LACED WITH KARMA




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Something strangely similar happened to me on San Andreas. Without the girlfriend part, anyway.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Best suicide evar.




Posted by Bebop

Why didnt the stupid ***** get out of the car anyway?

Its not suicide Sapphire.




Posted by Linko_16

Didn't something like that happen in Final Destination?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Best suicide ever.




Posted by Ant

yeah, srsly. best suicide ever.




Posted by Roger Smith

Worst suicide ever.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Most hilarious suicide ever. "Douche_Bag42 was killed by the Guardians."




Posted by Slade

I really wish I could see an aerial view of that. Best suicide ever +1




Posted by Omni

To anyone who thinks this isn't suicide, he was killed by his own actions, which were deliberate, but didn't quite work as planned.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Roger Smith;582883]Worst suicide ever.

What, you think you can out do someone at suicide? For ****'s sake, you can't even 1UP a n00b at PhotoShop.




Posted by Roger Smith

I can shop myself committing suicide.




Posted by Tyler Durden

Yeah RS, you can I'm sure of. But it'll still be a ****ty fail, as usual.




Posted by Speedfreak

Not suicide so much as a Darwin Award.




Posted by Ant

naw, he planed it all out.




Posted by Lord of Spam

best darwin award ever




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Best assisted suicide ever.




Posted by ExoXile

Hah.

I wonder why he wanted to kill his girlfriend in the first place.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Endless reasons no doubt.




Posted by Bebop

Not suicide because it wasnt his intention to kill himself.




Posted by protomanv4

lol I think it would be awarded best suicide with a girlfriend




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, that suicide was awesome. Hope someone got it on tape, because that was the best suicide ever.




Posted by Trigger

She's a woman, what other reason did he need?

All that nagging got to him, I bet she was telling him to stop and ask for directions, which he wouldn't because he's manly like that. Then she nagged about it and he snapped.

I bet that's really what happened.




Posted by Zeta

Nah, it was video games.




Posted by MottaTheHutt


Quoting Bebop: Not suicide because it wasnt his intention to kill himself.


I always thought suicide was killing yourself, regardless of whether you intended to or not.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

If vidya games are any source of real life truth, then whether you intended to or not doesn't mean ****. Just fire a rocket launcher at your feet and see how it goes.




Posted by s0ul

Makes you jump higher. That's not suicide, that's enhancement.




Posted by Bebop


Quoting GoldenMyr: I always thought suicide was killing yourself, regardless of whether you intended to or not.


Intention is the difference. Just like intention is the difference between borrowing and theft and murder and manslaughter.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Exactly. He obviously intended for all of this to happen. It was just an elaborate suicide.




Posted by Trigger

[quote]If vidya games are any source of real life truth, then whether you intended to or not doesn't mean ****. Just fire a rocket launcher at your feet and see how it goes.
Wasted!