It works like this:
I write a what if question, then someone answers and writes their own. And you repeat that. It doesn't work like it does in real life, sure. But still. I thought people might like this.
What if Bat Man, Super Man and Spider Man were in a love triangle?
Mental Image: Caves, the sounds of heavy smashing, and webs everywhere after they finished.
What if human knees bent the other way?
It would only make a few people go "EWWWW" until they get used to it.
What if we would meet UFOs on daily bases?
They wouldnt be UFOS
What if Uwe Boll got nominated for an Oscar for his directing?
I'd be surprised.
What if Paris Hilton became a rock star?
david spade would make fun of her and say something about her on the showbiz show, on cc
what if south park got cancelled
The T.V. would be that more useless in my room.
What if Jesse Smith died?
Dexter and Linkman would probably run the forum.
What if Panic lost weight?
Paradox, we all die.
What if we all died?
Animals would be partying all around the planet. They'd take over.
What if Jared didn't break his penis?
Id break it for him
What if I broke it for him?
He'd beat you up for breaking it.
What if Jared beated Bebop up for breaking his penis?
The world would explode
The world would explode?
End.
What if the sky became red?
A shepard could have either a good or bad day.
What if masturbation increased the chance of cancer?
I'd cry every night.
What if movies never existed?
@Bebop
Male population would get extinct, thus mankind.
What if there was a meteor headin' our way, and would collide 2 years from now?
Xero, sheeeeeit. -__-
I guess I'd spend as much time with the people I like...
What if you learned that both your parents had lung cancer on the same day?
then i would wonder how they got it
what if it actually started raining men?
It's raining right now where I am. I'm sitting home and relaxing.
What if the temperature got up to 55 degrees?
I'm assuming that's Centigrade... I'd just turn on my a/c. 131
I'd love about 5-6 posts...
What if Miso became a girl?
She would be a glorious dickgirl.
What if Xero didn't make every other post in this thread?
The quality would SKYROCKET!
what if slade wuz gay? WAIT I MEAN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If he was straight, he'd be cooler.
What if PHM became deaf?
wait, he's not? I thought he was some sort of hispanic mix
What if HIV could be cured?
Everybody would have unprotected sex whenever they wanted to
what if everybody got a mohawk
we'd all have to face the same direction when standing on the subway to avoid poking each others eyes out
What if men were the ones to become pregnant and carry a growing fetus for 9 months, not women?
9 months without complaints. :D
[spoiler]Gonna get in trouble for that one.=([/spoiler]
What if the seas dried up all of a sudden?
There'd be some pretty ****ing sweet new places to check out. Then we'd die of dehydration.
What if pencils tasted like bacon?
The people who like bacon would probably eat them, and from led poisoning.
What if the world went back to being pangaea?
Humanity as we know it wouldn't exist.
What if every country in the world became communist?
Then we probably wouldn't have slaves at all.
What if VGC had to shut down due to Jesse Smith having a final death wish that it would?(which he would not, hopefully) And he died because a bus ran over him.
Everyone would start posting in another forum.
What if this world didn't have any electricity?
The world would be a better place.
Without electricity bills.
What if there were no money?
We'd use the barter system.
What if this sentence is about a hypothetical situation I want people to describe?
Also, Xero, you do have this habit of making every other post in some of the threads I've been in lately.
Then I'd describe it here.
What if music didn't exist?
We wouldn't have music, and honestly, if we didn't have it to start with, we wouldn't miss it.
WHAT IF MUSIC WAS BANNED!?
i would cry, jk but their would be riots everywere because it was banned.
What if pres. bush became king of the world?
We'd all be doomed.
What if time machines existed?
There wouldn't be a world.
Ninja'd by a trip
If they did then Hitler would live to see today.
What if 4chan ended?
DA would cry, cry, cry.
What if you lost both arms?
I would try to afford bionic ones.
What if there wasn't school?
We'd be a bunch of retarded morons.
What if all humans turned into cats?
Then we'd have dogs would be considered pests and or threats.
What if Mario had an MMO?
Stinger would be happy.
What if aliens abducted you?
I would have sex with them which would be beneficial to their overall plan of creating Alien/Human Hybrids.
What if Bob Dole offered you a blowjob?
"Go for it, baby."
What if Britney Spears decided to become a man to get even more attention?
She wouldn't look so ridiculous for shaving her hair off.
What if everyone on the forum had the same username?
Jesse Smith would giggle a lot.
What if McDonald's never existed?
Ronald McDonald wouldn't be molested while sitting on the public benches all the time.
What if Ronald McDonald sat on a more suggestive pose?
Then child molestation would rise dramatically.
What if the Metroids just...appeared and infested the world? (That'd be awesome to have one as a pet. Expensive though.)
Some would try to pet them, some would try to kill them and some would ignore them.
What if mosquitos never existed?
Plants would die, humans would suffocate etc. (Not really, but pretty much.)
WHAT IF ALL INSECTS DIED!?
Some animals would have to find something else to eat and a few jobs and companies would die.
What if the sun exploded?
I'd find out where Riddick got those crazy eyes from.
What if the Cubs won the World Series. (The sun exploding seems more likely)
My jaws would drop.
What if all fruits became poisonous to the human body?
If they were poisonous to us, they'd be poisonous to the Yoshi race, and we wouldn't have cool pets.
What if Jack Sparrow was real?
He wouldn't anywhere near my house, so I wouldn't care.
What if you were born with a certain mutation?
Then Bomberman would be a terrorist.
What if volcanoes spewed ice instead of lava?
We'd get crush by big blockes of ice instead of big rocks. The only difference would be that nothing would burn.
What if everything around us became candies like in Hansel and Gretel?
Then diabetes would be a nearly expected health disorder.
What if people could own a grand pipe organ?
America's obesity rate would go down.
What if s0ul's social commentary wasn't so awesome?
edit: **** it ****ing **** ninja'd
he wouldnt be so awesome now would he.
What if they really did make that FF7 remake for PS3?
(besides everyone on VGC havin a riot.)
Nobody would care.
What if you answering this question makes you a faggot?
Guess that makes me a faggot.
That likes me gal alot.
Tho, I do not understand what faggotry has to do with questions.
Anyway.
What if this thread all of a sudden got DELETED!? O_O
I wouldn't be doing this right now.
What if Bill Clinton was re-re-elected?
we'd be doomed
What if Samus aran was real and had to kill you for a bounty?
I'd try to fight for my life.
What if we all became nerds?
At Xero - We already are.
What if every phone in the world rang at once?
Someone would pick it up.
What if this thread was moved to the posting game board?
Cause that's where it belongs.
that would make sense, and we dont like things that make sense in america.
what if you could believe it wasn't butter?
if gravity suddenly no longer existed . could we still blink ? think about it....
Favio would be out a job.
What if they found a cure for HIV.
No more AIDS!!! :D
What if (thinks really hard). . . . . . . . .We could meet eachother in some kind of convention?
That'd be awesome.
What if nobody ever died?
It would be more like China everywhere.
What if Anakin never turned to the darkside?
There'd be no 'Star Wars' to tell.
What if a new ice age was coming in less than 20 years?
I'd sell all my ice cream to buy warmer bed sheets.
What if there were no cars, but only bikes?
My *** and thighs would be rock ****ing hard.
What if an alien race took over the world and made humans into sexual slaves?
I get the feeling this question was asked before.
...
meh... Some would resist and get killed and others such as prostitutes would enjoy it.
What if KoH became everyone's sexual slave?
He would no longer be a "lonely man".
What if a loud voice from the sky asked you to build a bigass boat out of popsicle sticks, gather up two of every animal, and use Rosie O'Donnel to reproduce in order to save humanity?
Rosie Odonnel? No question, I'd shoot myself.
What if looks could kill?
Everyone except me would die.
What if Jesse Smith held the secret to cure cancer?
He'd hide it, people would complain and try to get it from him, he'd just make a big grin and say "only da queen of n00bies can get it :D:D:D:D:D" etc...
What if someone at VGC reached 1 year of online time?
That person would be Omni (PHM, whatev.)
What if Omni wasn't such a rep. whore? :D
Our rep wouldn't go high as fast...
What if VGs never existed?
The masturbation rate would skyrocket due to mass boredom.
What if you could turn "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms inside-out and it make them "ribbed for your pleasure"?
The universe would most likely collapse due to someone ****ing up our past. That or we counter such acts by forming our own time travel team force, wherein they're trained with every combat form known to man and armed with super duper gadgetry.
What if we were destroyed one second, but then recreated at some point with all our memories intact, giving the illusion that nothing has happened?
A:Then life would go on as usual. Because it it would seem like nothing had happened.
Q:What if we DID know if life stoped then re-started?
The majority of the world would go on with their lives while scientists studied how it happened.
What if every fictional Marvel character existed?
I'd hope they don't start fighting near my house. =S
What if you could walk on water?
I'd pretend to be Jesus and make money by doing that and being the ultimate fisher.
What if you woke up invisible one day?
I'd start by freaking out some people I hate and then run away from the FBI so I don't end up in some lab to be studied.
What if you became blind?
[quote=Xero;603721]I'd start by freaking out some people I hate and then run away from the FBI so I don't end up in some lab to be studied.
What if you became blind?
Really? I'd have sex all day with the world's hottest women. I always thought ambushing them would be my only chance, but if I ambush them while invisible then I'm almost guaranteed victory.
If I were blind I'd train myself and enhance my other abilities to a supernatural level and take up law school.
What if your head were replaced by a giant smilie?
I'd avoid the TV
What is Iris came to your house?
I'd start a party.
What if Bjarni came to your house?
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]I'd welcome with a pot of coffee.
What if you were awoken by an Eevee biting your toes in a bloody rage?[/COLOR]
I'd throw my lone master ball at it.
What if you took all the regulars from VGC and made a reality show out of that?
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]The show would probably only last a week.
What if someone threw cow's blood on you?[/COLOR]
I'd burn my clothes and go take a hot shower.
What if Pikachu became a pet in our world?
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]We would never have to pay for electricity.
What if you were stuck in a Hello Kitty Video Game?[/COLOR]
I would hope to *** it was Roller Rescue and not some gay *** rollerskate-less Hello Kitty game.
What bacon tasted like pencils?
I wouldn't care because bacon is completely irrelevant to me in every imaginable way.
What if you knocked your front teeth out?
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Then that would be two more teeth that have been taken out of my mouth, bringing the Total to 5.
What if they made edible deodorant?[/COLOR]
Bad breath would be eliminated.
What if masturbation really did cause hairy palms and blindness?
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Then I would have been hairy and blind a long time ago.
What if men were the ones that were to bear children?
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It would come out of their penis.
What is a man was raped by a woman?
He'd enjoy it despite protest.
What if you were immortal?
I'd hope I can make others immortal too.
Lets modify that least question a bit:
What if you could live up to 300 years old?
Pray to jesus that I don't break my penis when I'm 17 years old.
What if jesus came down to earth?
Then we'd kick it up with some mario kart.
What if your penis was bigger than mine?
I'd say 'WTF? How'd this happen?'
What if video games were outlawed?
My life would go on as usual, since I don't really play them.
What if being an idiot was a crime punishable by death?
Panic would be dead ages ago and murdered in the worst possible way.
What if VGC were a highschool?
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]I would have came out rather unintelligent.
What if your colon imploded on your 21st birthday?[/COLOR]