Too bad he had to go get some medication. I was enjoying talking to the guy. He's so awesome.
I'm definitely calling him again.
About time.
Yeah I know =/
so, do you have a lisp?
Haha, I laughed when I read Ant's post and then imagined Xero reading his own sig out loud to himself.
hmm.
netman doesn't either. neat.
I don't have a lishp.
you're a faggot too? fags as far as thee eye can see.
There's this kid in one of my classes who is, by appearance, obviously much cooler than I am. Then one time he finally spoke up in class, and I found out he has a lisp. Made my day.
Two of my friends are gay and in a relationship together, one has a lisp, the other doesn't. Guess which one takes it up the ***?
Lol.
Xero called the house? Oh my ***, I'd love to talk to him. After a few shots of Bacardi.
I've called Corrupt before, too. In fact, even once since you've been there.
I'm calling Corrupt's house to talk to Raptor. Not even going to bother with Corrupt. Too gay.
UUUUH OOOOOOH, PRETTY HATE MACHINE HAS TO BE THE BEST AT CALLING CORRUPT. HURRY, EVERYONE LAY DOWN AND PRETEND YOUR DEAD SO PHM CAN HAVE A MOMENT WHERE HE'S THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE ON THIS *** FORSAKEN PLANET.
lol
Like I really care. I quoted a post by you I thought was stupid and acted like you were acting in the post I quoted in my reply. Get over yourself, Roger.
UH OH, PHM DOESN'T CARE. QUICK, EVERYONE DIVE TO THE GROUND AND PRETEND TO GROVEL AT HIS NOT-CARING-YET-AT-THE-SAME-TIME-CARING POST.
I was just assuring you of my intentions. You take this forum more seriouasly than anyone I can think of besides Panic. End of discussion on my part.
UH OH......**** I ran out of things to say.
Also, don't compare me to panic, that's like kicking me in the balls.
Roger really needs to loosen up...like NOW. Seriously man, i'm telling you as a friend.
What the fuck? Who deleted Klarth's post?
ARCADIOS, I'll wager.
Yeah, those were my two guesses as well. Figures.
...oh, but please do continue talking amongst yourselves!
Actually, no. Someone put this thread out of its misery, and for future reference, stop making threads after phone contact with me. One is enough. It's unnecessary, irritating, and I also don't like having all this attention drawn to me. I prefer to fade back into obscurity.
whoooooooosh
lol so this time i talked 2 crupt on phone rite? i came bout fitty timze!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, you came about fifty times when you first laid your eyes on me, boi. I know, because I was the one that had to clean that **** up :mad2:
Arcadios jerks it to manga.
Good job, Capn' obvious ;)
Somebody merge this so Corrupt can stop attracting so much attention.
DON'T PANIC, GET MANIC.
Yeah, I tend to say things during those manic phases that I usually wind up taking back afterwards. So yeah, you can just leave this thread be.
bump
wat u gonna do wit all dat junk
all dat junk
inside ur trunk
????????????????????????
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
I had that song in my head for days before =/ Thanx...
I've never actually listened to the song before. I've just heard about it from friends, and I only know the lyrics you posted because Will Ferrell recited them in Blades of Glory :cool:
This is the best they can come with now...
bad times
Corrupt's avatar wins so much.
Too bad I can't find my Puzzle Bobble/Bust-A-Move.
:(
Yeah, I also had used this avatar years ago and I'm not sure why I changed it so quickly.
It seems that I can never tire of watching him dance
I remember that avatar. You were using it after Jesse increased the avatar size limit. I remember repping you because I loved it a lot. I still do :D
Yes, and I believe that this very avatar is the reason why the avatar KB limit was increased. I wanted to use it, and when I came up 1 KB short I was like :mad: and decided to complain to Raptor about it. He then made a thread in the Board Help & Suggestions board concerning it, and Jesse promptly increased the size limit to what it is today, much to our surprise.
So yes, you have Bob to thank for your precious 34.2 avatar KB limit.
You're my hero.
You sure make it obvious enough already. :-*
;)
Alright. We've spoken to each other yet again. We talked once for 30 minutes, then I called him back 3 hours later and we spoke nearly an entire hour. Yeah I definiltely enjoy talking to him. Rare REAL conversations.
This thread gets better every 9 days. I might just sticky this thread and rename it the Official Corrupt Phone thread.
Poor Corrupt.
Naaah, don't worry about the whole "omg i dont want attention drawn to me ;_;" thing I said earlier. I really don't have a problem with it.
How about some of you other clowns give me a call, too? Maybe even participate in a conversation with more than two people, eh? Possibilities.
I'd really like to talk to Roger Smith. Haven't talked to him yet. Apprently you have a deep voice, Roger ;)
And I'm all for 3+ conversations. But in 2 weeks. Already my dad is gonna make me pay for the 1.5 hour and it's a long distance. I think....40-50$ just for having talked to you, Corrupt. At least it was worth it ;)
So, how many times did you ask Corrupt for phone sex?
NONE :grrr:
Final answer
*piano*
In all seriousness, I must have asked Corrupt for phone sex at least 10 times. I wasn't about to miss my chance.
Was it hawt at least?
ALRIGHT! I'm going to my dad's this week-end!
Who wants me to make their phone melt with my natural hawtness?
Corrupt should totally call me.
Who the **** changed the title of this epic thread? I demand you account for your actions.
I demand you account for being totally incompetent at reading edit logs.
I check logs as often as I edit posts. Plus, reading the logs to find out who did it is way less fun then actually trying to find out on your own.
It was edited a few weeks ago, Roger. Lets forget about that.
Lol, what the heck...
It was ME who edited the title. I figured it was more fitting.
I called Omni yesterday. I probably sounded very dumb at first.
But whatever. i'm glad I could help him understand his Peste Noire titles...if he hasn't forgotten the signification by now :p:
And I think I love Peste Noire as well now. I might get one of their album.
Here, they only made 1,000 of these:
http://cgi.ebay.com/PESTE-NOIRE-La-Sanie-des-siecles-CD-Alcest-Celestia_W0QQitemZ120148605901QQihZ002QQcategoryZ1049QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem
Ebay makes my eyes bleed.
That's probably the only place you'll find that.
[url]www.amazon.ca[/url]
?
Edit: I searched for it there and I can't find it.
Guess I'll have to wait until I get a credit card.
That will hopefully be soon.
Doubt that. I use my bank card for any purchase over 20$ and I rarely buy more than 70$ of stuff at once.
I'm getting a phone (FINALLY) in a few days. I hope you will have some awesome for me.
Call me.
don't forget to bring a towel
Because he's always naked?
Because I'm always naked?
What?
We're all naked on the inside.
I'm usually almost or entirely naked when I visit this site unless I'm at work.
I love feeling the cool breeze down below.
the button on my boxers is currently undone. does that count?
Your boxers have buttons?
Neato.
no, but close enough I guess.
I don't like boxers without them. probably because when I'm at home I'm typically wearing only boxers and I don't want my dick flopping out when I'm walking down the hall
exactly. this man knows the science that is dick-concealment.
I just twist them over to the side so it can't come out, but a button works too I guess.
i have mastered the science of duct taping my dick to my leg so shit like that never happens.
I'm getting a contract phone, which means monthly rates as long as I don't go over my limit. I could budget aside like half an hour of US calltime per week or something.
[quote=cats]i have mastered the science of duct taping my dick to my leg so **** like that never happens.
...Only recently have I discovered what happens when you use an adhesive on your magic parts. It's not as unpleasant as one might think.
Just make sure not to get any pubes caught in with it!
i just pull the leg up =3
My six year old cousin has a cell phone. Doesn't have anyone to call, but what the hell.
Oooh! Oooh! Call me! (530)529-3783! Weeeeee!
Oh, yeah? Well, I've spoken to Corrupt and Shin Ra.
I win, because I have a 2, a 4, a 9...