Dumbest News Report in the World.




Posted by Linko_16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu6fVdAFGSI&NR=1

IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES, TEACH YOUR CAT TO SWIM. THEY WILL BE VERY SCARED AT FIRST, SINCE EVEN CATS KNOW HOW AFRAID CATS ARE OF WATER AND THAT IT LOGICALLY SHOULD KILL THEM, BUT SOON THEY WILL LEARN AND BECOME PROUD OF THEMSELVES.




Posted by Iris

I certainly wouldn't force a cat into a pool, but it's neat to know they know how to swim, even if they'd only do it to get out of the water.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd let my cat die in honor and dryness.




Posted by The Judge

Cats have nerve endings on every one of their hairs that allow them to know when they're being attacked, and submersing them in water makes them feel as though they're being attacked on all sides. Thus there's a d[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mned good reason they hate water. Much like me.




Posted by Iris

not quite. they're afraid of water because they're cats. you're afraid because you're a pussy. [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]




Posted by The Judge

Yar har har. I am the Katz man!




Posted by Lord of Spam

crazy cat ladies are hilarious




Posted by Omni


Quoting The Judge: Yar har har. I am the Katz man!


I thought Corrupt was the Katz man.



Posted by Corrupt

Well yeah, in a different way. You see, his last name is Katzman. Get it? ha ha




Posted by Zeta

Up for a little sport before you die?

[Katz's theme goes here]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Katzman? JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS




Posted by The Judge

:-*




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Katzman? JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS


millions of jews, fabulous prizes, etc



Posted by ExoXile

[quote=The Judge;575063]Cats have nerve endings on every one of their hairs that allow them to know when they're being attacked, and submersing them in water makes them feel as though they're being attacked on all sides. Thus there's a d[COLOR=black]a[/COLOR]mned good reason they hate water. Much like me.

Only, the real reason for cats hating water is that they're originally wild animals, and would probably die from cold if they got wet.

Thus it's instinct.

Since wild cats further south, loves water.

:D




Posted by MarioStar

If you leave the faucet runnin in my house my cat will jump in the sink and take a shower but hes also black and there for ignorant :/




Posted by The Judge

*therefore




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

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Posted by ExoXile

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Posted by Ant

I'm so proud :(




Posted by sniper

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TANASINN




Posted by Ant

I never got that.