3 Years




Posted by Shade

That's right, I've been on VGC for three whole years. That's three years you've had to experience the wonder that is Shade. Doesn't that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?

oh yea etc etc good times etc etc




Posted by Arcadios

Who are you again?
[spoiler]Oh yea, and it's been a year since I've joined. **** that was fast.[/spoiler]




Posted by Omni

I don't remember seeing you around here before. Are you sure you're not new?




Posted by Colonel

I think i'm having a flashback. :eek:




Posted by Ant

I'm up to 4 years and 9 months. Nearly 1/4th of my life. Creepy.




Posted by The Judge

And STILL Shade sucks.




Posted by Raptor

VGC has sucked way more in the past three years than in the previous three. That figures.




Posted by Xero

I've been here for nearly 3 years as well ;_;

I guess it's time to get a life.




Posted by Slade

Strangely, I don't feel like making a mean joke about Shade.



So, how did you find this place? HAS IT CHANGED YOUR LIFE??




Posted by Roger Smith

Someone tell me how long I've been here. By using VGC so much, my memory has been clouded. [spoiler]Insert FFVIII reference[/spoiler]




Posted by Xero

You've been here long enough to be part of the "hopeless" club ;)




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Xero: You've been here long enough to be part of the "hopeless" club ;)


I drift.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I think I'll have been here for three years somewhat soon. idk.




Posted by Omni

That'll be in 16 days, Vampiro.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lame




Posted by Xero

Since I registered 3 hours after Vampiro, I'll reach the 3 years mark in 16 days.

And my B-day is in 27 days. W00t! Double celebration :cool:




Posted by Omni

Your birthday is in 27 days? Way to spoil the surprise.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, mine's this tuesday. 22 is such a lame age.




Posted by Roger Smith

Double even numbers usually are.




Posted by Xero

22 already?

Planning on going wild?

PHM: My B-day should be a surprise? Seriously...




Posted by cool gamer dad

Hey, sweet guys. My birthday is in November. Isn't that cool?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Only birthdays in may are cool.




Posted by Roger Smith

Cuz April showers bring May flowers.




Posted by Xero

Although it's in July that me and my friends party the most.

But that's in Montreal. I don't know about you...




Posted by G-Sides

almost six years, i hav no life




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Arcadios: Who are you again?
[spoiler]Oh yea, and it's been a year since I've joined. **** that was fast.[/spoiler]


Every night I say a little prayer to Thor that you'll get hit by a train, or drown in your own effluent, or something of that ilk. I'm sure it'd make the number one spot on America's Funniest Suspicious Deaths.

It would probably be good for me to not visit VGC anymore (or, being truthful, any other forums), but being trapped in the middle of nowhere doesn't leave me with many options as to self-amusement. There's not a huge amount to do when one spends their days on at the bottom of a quarry stealing wireless internet.

I am a techno-tramp.



Posted by Shade

lol


Quoting Xero: Although it's in July that me and my friends party the most.

But that's in Montreal. I don't know about you...


Yeah I bet you and your buddies get into some hardcore games of Magic: The Gathering.



Posted by Omni

Roger Smith likes Magic: The Gathering, not Xero.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Shade32:
Yeah I bet you and your buddies get into some hardcore games of Magic: The Gathering.


No our magic is simple: You wiggle your magic wand and you aim for the hole.

;)



Posted by Shade

Woah, woah. I don't want to know about your encounters with male prostitutes.




Posted by Xero

-_-

I don't waste money on prostitution. I'd rather donate all of it to a fountain and wish your death.




Posted by Shade

Those pagan fountains won't get you anything, heathen.




Posted by Xero

Lies




Posted by Shade

You've got to be like Edward Brock and pray to *** to kill me.




Posted by Xero

Nah. Your soul is not worth ***'s time ;)




Posted by Omni

Actually, I'd put more stock in Paganism than many other religions.




Posted by Xero

I knew I didn't go wrong.




Posted by Shade

Whatever PHM says, I do the opposite. It's why I'm so successful and awesome.




Posted by Omni

Actually, you're fairly unsuccessful and mediocre.




Posted by Shade

Stop trying to make others feel down about themselves just to boost your own pathetic self-esteem.




Posted by Omni

I'm not boosting my self esteem. I'm merely talking about the facts.




Posted by Slade

So, PHM, are you more successful than unsuccessful and better than mediocre?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

He works at disney world and lives in a basement/garage. YOU DECIDE




Posted by Slade

**** man everyone sucks :(




Posted by Fei-on Castor

Didn't you have quite the anal beard at one point, or was that someone else?




Posted by Xero


Quoting Shade32: Whatever PHM says, I do the opposite. It's why I'm so successful and awesome.



*cough* *cough*

Oh and you should be nobody to tell PHM to stop pulling up his self-esteem by taking you down, cuz you do that to me too. Shut up.



Posted by Omni


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: He works at disney world and lives in a basement/garage. YOU DECIDE


Actually, my computer was in the garage. I don't live there. Now it's upstairs. I used to share a room with my brother. I've got my own room now, which is much nicer.


Quoting Xero: *cough* *cough*

Oh and you should be nobody to tell PHM to stop pulling up his self-esteem by taking you down, cuz you do that to me too. Shut up.


Okay, stop already. Now you're doing it, too. :(



Posted by Xero

Just because I told him to shut up? Please. -_-




Posted by Shade


Quoting Xero: *cough* *cough*

Oh and you should be nobody to tell PHM to stop pulling up his self-esteem by taking you down, cuz you do that to me too. Shut up.


Nah. I just don't like you.



Posted by Xero

Neither do I. You have a terrible personnality.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Slade: So, PHM, are you more successful than unsuccessful and better than mediocre?

.



Posted by Omni

I don't claim to be successful. However, I'm not really mediocre. At least not in the opinions of a lot of people and I know and talk to on a regular basis, both in real life and online.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

3.5 years too long, for me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Actually, my computer was in the garage. I don't live there. Now it's upstairs. I used to share a room with my brother. I've got my own room now, which is much nicer.


Same difference.



Posted by Omni

Thanks for caring so much. At least you know where I work.




Posted by Shade

I thought you worked in an abandoned warehouse, helping rapists tie up their victims. You get paid in cups of semen to drink at home while you masturbate.




Posted by Slade

teehee


That reminds me, I should start collecting again. You know, for that special someone in my life.




Posted by Trigger

Still not as great as the one and only Trigger, though. I'm Triggerlicious, and you know it.




Posted by Shade

I honestly thought you were dead.




Posted by Trigger

For you baby, I could be.

[spoiler]no srsly get the f[spoiler]u[/spoiler]ck out of here.[/spoiler]




Posted by Ant

somebody call the party van on trigger.




Posted by mis0

Why? Only men can be pedophiles; everyone knows that!




Posted by Trigger

Yeah, I was just a disadvantaged middle-aged woman being seduced by a seductive male teen student. You know how it goes! I WAS DRUNK, ALL RIGHT?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I WAS THE MALE TEEN STUDENT

in short: it was awwight




Posted by Xero

And I was the middle-aged women. I tried looking like a transvestite that day. Apparently, it worked :p:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****, son. You don't need to dress up for me. Every now and again I like to take a dip into the deep end of the pool, ifyouknowwhatimean.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: ****, son. You don't need to dress up for me. Every now and again I like to take a dip into the deep end of the pool, ifyouknowwhatimean.

If you mean what I think you mean....

...that's like 16 feet underwater.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, my ears always pop when I reach the bottom




Posted by Xero


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: ****, son. You don't need to dress up for me. Every now and again I like to take a dip into the deep end of the pool, ifyouknowwhatimean.


I do, but I know we'll have other occasions and I'd like to try it all with you. ;)

Now take a deep breath.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I can stay under for five minutes without taking a breath. Make the best of it.




Posted by Xero

My unexperience in that domain will make it hard the first time, but I'll see how good I can make you feel ;)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

My experience will make up for it. I'll teach you things you've never even imagined.




Posted by Xero

Omg that's beyond hawt. My dick is about to explode.




Posted by Shade

I came.




Posted by Trigger

This thread is ruined by Xero's ability, or lack thereof, to read.

Fapping time is dead.




Posted by Admiral Anthrax

10 years. I've wasted WAY too much time here.