IRL Stats




Posted by Ant

ITT we post our IRL stats on a scale of 1-10.

STR: 5
DEX: 4
INT: 8
CHA: 6
STM: 3

I thought that was fairly accurate.




Posted by Iris

Level 16 ultima




Posted by Slade

So... what exactly would dexterity be? I've never really been sure...




Posted by Omni

Dexterity is physical coordination. Ant forgot speed.




Posted by The Judge

It's str, dex, con, wis, int, and cha. :(

And 10 is the average and it goes up to whatever.




Posted by mis0

Because I'm not a nerdy faggot I don't really know what these mean exactly so I'LL JUST HAVE TO GUESS:

Strength: 2
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 9
Charisma?: 4
Stamina: 5
Speed: 10

Speed is the core of my existance. I walk fast. I eat fast. I type fast. And of course, I drive fast. I am a speedy cat. =^_^=




Posted by Linkman

Strength: 3
Dexterity: 9
Intelligence: 8
Charisma: 5
Stamina: 6
Speed: 3

ALMOST LVL ^ kekeke ^.^




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

This is a good thread, why'd you delete it, Ant?

Strength: 7
Dexterity: 8
Intelligence: 8
Charisma: 9
Stamina: 7
Speed: 5

I tend to charm myself out of more situations than anything else.




Posted by Omni

Strength: 7
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 7
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 8
Speed: 9

Whatever.




Posted by Linko_16

WIN: 0
FAIL: 9,000+




Posted by Linkman


Quoting Pretty Hate Machine: Ant forgot speed.


No he didn't, Ant has no speed due to too many Twinkies. :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol zing




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: It's str, dex, con, wis, int, and cha. :(

And 10 is the average and it goes up to whatever.


yeah, im just gonna do it DnD style. 10/11 is average, 12/13 is above average but not extraordinary, 14/15 is noticably better than average, 16/17 is superlative, and 18 is like *** among men. Anything higher than that usually isnt attainable by humans without magical intervention. The scale goes similar backwards under 10. At 1 or 2 intelligence you are no longer sentient but are still aware, at 0 constitution you die, and at 0 in any other ability score you're in a coma.

STR 11
Dex 12
Con 14
Int 14
Wis 9
Cha 13



Posted by Ant


Quoting Linkman: No he didn't, Ant has no speed due to too many Twinkies. :(


I'm sorry, but that was just really f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking lame. Try something more original next time, moron.



Posted by Zeta

Strength: 7
Dexterity: 8
Intelligence: 6
Charisma: 4
Stamina: 2
Speed: 7

idk




Posted by Omni


Quoting Ant: I'm sorry, but that was just really f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking lame. Try something more original next time, moron.


Because ****ing lame and moron are more original insults.



Posted by Dexter

Strength: 6
Dexterity: 9
Intelligence: 5
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 7
Speed: 8




Posted by Iris

It'd be better if we had a maximum amount to distribute, like 30 or 35.

Strength: 6
Dexterity: 7
Intelligence: 7
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 9
Speed: 6




Posted by Ant

Well, cap would be 10 on each catagory. And how would a maximum to distribute help in categorizing yourself? It's whatever you think you are.




Posted by The Judge

Str 11
Dex 14
Con 8 (natural +2 bonus versus illnesses for whatever reason)
Int 16
Wis 6
Cha 14




Posted by Linkman


Quoting Ant: I'm sorry, but that was just really f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking lame. Try something more original next time, moron.


I seriously hope you didn't take that seriously. :(



Posted by Ant

I wasn't offended in how the joke was aimed at how it was calling me fat. But more over as to how lame it was. :( You can come up with better, I'm sure.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Ant: I'm sorry, but that was just really f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking lame. Try something more original next time, moron.



Quoting Pretty Hate Machine: Because ****ing lame and moron are more original insults.


.



Posted by Lord of Spam

If derek's wis really is lower than mine, i feel really, really sorry for him.




Posted by sniper

using ant's gay scale cause dnd BOGGLES MY ****ING MIND

STR: 3
DEX: 7
INT: 10
CHA: 2
STM: 4




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: yeah, im just gonna do it DnD style. 10/11 is average, 12/13 is above average but not extraordinary, 14/15 is noticably better than average, 16/17 is superlative, and 18 is like *** among men. Anything higher than that usually isnt attainable by humans without magical intervention. The scale goes similar backwards under 10. At 1 or 2 intelligence you are no longer sentient but are still aware, at 0 constitution you die, and at 0 in any other ability score you're in a coma.


oh christ...



Posted by Slade

STR: 7
DEX: 6
INT: 6
CHA: 5
STM: 7

Close enough!




Posted by mis0


Quoting sniper: using ant's gay scale cause dnd BOGGLES MY ****ING MIND

STR: 3
DEX: 7
INT: 10
CHA: 2
STM: 4

DnD confuses you, yet you have an intelligence of 10? Is your intelligence Indonesian Tech Support or what?



Posted by The Judge

Well, in D&D standards, an intelligence of 10 means that D&D would confuse him!

And yes, Matt, I have absolutely no common sense. :X




Posted by Slade

I leveled up in dexterity today. Twice.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's not really all that confusing...




Posted by The Judge

Every 4 levels, you can naturally raise one of your six stats by 1.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: Well, in D&D standards, an intelligence of 10 means that D&D would confuse him!

And yes, Matt, I have absolutely no common sense. :X


I once jumped out of a moving vehicle just to see if I could run fast enough.

You are not more retarded than I am.



Posted by The Judge

I've done that several times. :X

When Ant gets off the phone I'll relay some retard stories to you.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I... i dont know how to feel just now.

On the one hand, I'm glad that I'm not the most retarded person on DA. On the otherhand, I feel as if I've had a title stripped from me. THIS MEANS WAR.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Challenge has been made: This week you two will attempt to out-retard one another. Proof is not necessarily needed as the honor system will do, but it would be appreciated for lols.




Posted by The Judge

Next up: Derick hits his manager in the face for gags.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not all that retarded, not necessarily smart, but I bet LoS could outdo it in his sleep.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i wet the bed last ni-OH SHI




Posted by Ant

lol.




Posted by Slade

It's always funny how the big dumb kids who try to act tough are usually the ones who wet the bed until they were 15 or something.




Posted by The Judge

Not that strange, given that bullies tend to pick on weaklings out of agression due to inner problems.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Dexter: Strength: 6
Dexterity: 9
Intelligence: 5
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 7
Speed: 8


How does Dexter not have a 10 in dexterity

Strength: 3
Dexterity: 9
Intelligence: 8
Charisma: 5
Stamina: 4
Speed: 8



Posted by Iris

[quote=Slade;575251]It's always funny how the big dumb kids who try to act tough are usually the ones who wet the bed until they were 15 or something.
No they aren't. They usually grow up to be successful rockstars, whereas the losers they pick on usually wind up dying as virgins and making aliases based off Teen Titan villains.




Posted by Zeta

DEATHSTROKE




Posted by The Judge

It's hard for me to tell if you're joking or not.




Posted by Dexter

Judges siggy reminds me of a Sigur Ros music video.




Posted by The Judge

That was my exact intent.




Posted by Ant

you're only saying that because you're so dark and mysterious.




Posted by Slade


Quoting The Judge: Not that strange, given that bullies tend to pick on weaklings out of agression due to inner problems.

Yeah, I said it was funny. It's funny because they have problems.

Quoting Iris: No they aren't. They usually grow up to be successful rockstars, whereas the losers they pick on usually wind up dying as virgins and making aliases based off Teen Titan villains.

I have fifteen girlfriends.



Posted by Shade

With fifteen peni.




Posted by Linko_16

I THOUGHT MINE WAS FUNNY. **** YOU ALL.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Your what?




Posted by Lord of Spam

boner




Posted by Omni


Quoting Linko_16: I THOUGHT MINE WAS FUNNY. **** YOU ALL.



Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Your what?



Quoting Lord of Spam: boner


[size=1000]CHORTLE AT LINKO'S BONER![/SIZE]



Posted by mis0

Nerds + Faggots = DA




Posted by Ant

i'm a whale penis tyvm




Posted by Shade

Whale penises are bigger than you.




Posted by Ant

I'll take that as a compliment.




Posted by Sterling

Strength: 5
Dexterity: 10
Intelligence: 6
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 1
Speed: 10




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Shade32: Whale penises are bigger than you.


My pet whale agrees.



Posted by MarioStar

Strength 8
Speed 3
Stamina 8
Intelligence 4
Dexterity 5
Charisma 10 :cool:
Magic 0




Posted by ExoXile

[FONT=Book Antiqua] Strength: ...There's really no way to know this unless we all go beating each other up.
Dexterity: With a gun/rifle? It'd be somewhere around 9.
Intelligence: Since there's really no telling here either, I'm just leavin' it blank.
Charisma: Well, I've got the awesomest gal in the worldz. ^___________^
Stamina: Hehe, ask the gal. ^_____________________________^
Speed: 10

^______~
[/FONT]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i'm a whale penis tyvm


lol dork


Quoted post: Strength: ...There's really no way to know this unless we all go beating each other up.
Dexterity: With a gun/rifle? It'd be somewhere around 9.
Intelligence: Since there's really no telling here either, I'm just leavin' it blank.
Charisma: Well, I've got the awesomest gal in the worldz. ^___________^
Stamina: Hehe, ask the gal. ^_____________________________^
Speed: 10



... what the ****? I don't think you fully understood what was being asked. Though I guess you just figured out the "intelligence" part.



Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;575759]Though I guess you just figured out the "intelligence" part.

If lack of intelligence is ignorance, I guess I ain't the brightest crayon in the box.

^_____^




Posted by Linko_16

^____________________________________________________________^




Posted by mis0


Quoting ExoXile: If lack of intelligence is ignorance, I guess I ain't the brightest crayon in the box.

^_____^

No no... I think you still have it wrong :/

^__________________________________________________________________________________^

Updated stats:

After finals, I've decided to downgrade intelligence, charisma, and stamina. I'm a lousy, pathetic moron, really.

Strength: 2
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 7
Charisma: 1
Stamina: 3
Speed: 10



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Don't say that about yourself. You're a good, intelligent, decent young it.




Posted by Ant

speed 10 though? are you counting your car...?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Read his first post or something. Explains it there.




Posted by Ant

oh, right. speedy cat explanation.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Koligraphy: Strength: 5
Dexterity: 10
Intelligence: 6
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 1
Speed: 10


you claim your speed is ten, despite the fact that by now we;re not even talking about that anymore. good job, faggot.



Posted by Stalolin

[COLOR=White] STR: beep beep
DEX: honk honk
INT: crash crash
CHA: DRAMA
STM: wait, what the hell is this stat? sta is stamina, stm is like, [/COLOR] Synchronous Transfer Mode or something




Posted by Omni


Quoting Stalolin: STM: wait, what the hell is this stat? sta is stamina, stm is like, Synchronous Transfer Mode or something


Are you implying that you don't have that or something?



Posted by Slade

oh yeah

stm: 10




Posted by mis0


Quoting Ant: oh, right. speedy cat explanation.

Truthfully, it's mainly bicycle. I can go bloody fast given my daily ride is a 20" BMX. I also have a really good sprint, too. In the 100 meter dash I could routinely win. But I don't have much stamina so without a bike or something, the insane speed doesn't last very long. My max speed on my mountain bike (I have a little bike computer that measures stats) is currently 32mph down a slight hill. It was terrifyingly awesome.



Posted by ExoXile

47mph, on a pretty steep hill.

Now that was the scariest **** ever.




Posted by Klarth

you all suck

int 21, dex 15, everything else null




Posted by Shade

I challenge you to an arm wrestle.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Shade32;576010]I challenge you to an arm wrestle.

he's probably got telekinesis with an int of 21, so yeah. good luck




Posted by Lord of Spam

i recently made a human rogue for a 3.5 dnd group im going to pick up over the summer. lets see how much i remember off the top of my head!

STR 16 ....... HP 7
DEX 16 ....... AC 16 (+3 dex, +3 studed leather)
CON 12 ....... Fort +1
INT 12 ....... Ref +5
WIS 12 ....... Wil +1
CHA 12

feats: two weapon fighting, combat reflexes

attacks:
rapier +3 1d6+3 18-20/x2
short sword +3 1d6+3 19-20/x2
sap +3 1d6+3 x2

Skills:
too many to remember. skill focus is sneaking and deception (think infiltration by either hiding or forging papers, donning a disguise, and walking through the front door).

SUPER SPECIAL PARTY BONUS
first person to spot the rule violation (which, truthfully, I myself just noticed) gets a cookie.




Posted by Omni

What's your alignment? I think that applies to DnD.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Lawful nuetral.

the concept of the character is that he does pretty much anything you pay him to do (assuming the price is right). this means he does ANYTHING he is paid to do. Like, you pay him to kill someone? fine, that person is dead. nothing will stop that. but, should that person, in their last moments, pay him to kill the person who took out hte original hit, then he will.

after he kills hte first target, of course.




Posted by Zeta

Lawful Evil.

Has some samurai-like aspects.




Posted by The Judge

Well, actually, a Samurai, who follows orders without question or thought to what the order is, would probably be Lawful Neutral.

Me, personally, Lawful Evil. Has a politician/tyrant aspect to it.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Klarth: you all suck

int 21, dex 15, everything else null


Good luck moving anywhere with a speed of zero, you crippled freak.



Posted by Shade

He can probably hover with that kind of brain power.

anyway d&d nerds etc etc




Posted by mis0

He can probably hover slowly, and get his *** blown to bits by a shoulder mounted heat seaking missile.

OH WAIT I mean super firey painful magic spell!




Posted by Lord of Spam

man, you sadden me, derek. you should know this. THE CHARACTER DOESNT WORK. PROVE YOUR NERDINESS, FIND THE FLAW.




Posted by mis0

I KNOW! I KNOW!!!

His forehead is more dense than a black hole, resulting in the destruction of the universe as we know it. REM reportedly "feeling fine".




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

your intelligence is knocked down a few points for picking the wrong gray.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

knock a few points off mine too for missing a whole other page. Though it didn't add the post to this page, rather the last. So whatevs.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Lord of Spam: man, you sadden me, derek. you should know this. THE CHARACTER DOESNT WORK. PROVE YOUR NERDINESS, FIND THE FLAW.


What character are you talking about? I haven't been paying attention.



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: What character are you talking about? I haven't been paying attention.


i posted most of the stats to a level one rogue. that had the two weapon fighting feat. HINT HINT. two weap requires +1 bab, though rogues only have +0 at lvl 1. DUH, FAGGOT.



Posted by Shade

NOBODY CARES LALALALALLALALAA




Posted by Lord of Spam

i fully experct derek's inner dm to be ****ed




Posted by Shade

d&d lol what dorky thingymajinger
like srlsy
be cool man
be cool




Posted by The Judge

Coming from you, that means nothing.

Now let me go take a look.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Lord of Spam: i recently made a human rogue for a 3.5 dnd group im going to pick up over the summer. lets see how much i remember off the top of my head!

STR 16 ....... HP 7
DEX 16 ....... AC 16 (+3 dex, +3 studed leather)
CON 12 ....... Fort +1
INT 12 ....... Ref +5
WIS 12 ....... Wil +1
CHA 12

feats: two weapon fighting, combat reflexes

attacks:
rapier +3 1d6+3 18-20/x2
short sword +3 1d6+3 19-20/x2
sap +3 1d6+3 x2

Skills:
too many to remember. skill focus is sneaking and deception (think infiltration by either hiding or forging papers, donning a disguise, and walking through the front door).

SUPER SPECIAL PARTY BONUS
first person to spot the rule violation (which, truthfully, I myself just noticed) gets a cookie.


I can't seem to find the mistake, but given that I'm only familiar with 3.0 when I'm not consulting books, it's understandable. I'm guessing that they changed Two Weapon Fighting to a feat that has a prerequisite of Ambidexterity, and that THAT feat can only be taken at character creation.

And if that's not it, then my only other guess is that since having only the Two-Weapon Fighting feat without Ambidexterity incurs [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ssloads of penalties on your attack, your attack bonus when using Rapier + Short Sword shouldn't be as high as it is, nor should the damage bonus be as high as it is in your off hand.

Otherwise, I missed it I guess.



Posted by Shade

so guys what level dungeon master are you




Posted by Ant

DUNGEON MASTERS DON'T HAVE A FUKKEN LEVEL! I DON'T EVEN PLAY DnD and that question annoys me.




Posted by The Judge

On a level of competence in terms of making characters, enemies, worlds, settings, and stories, 100.




Posted by Zeta

This makes me kind of regret not getting into DnD 10 years ago when my uncle asked if I wanted to play.




Posted by Shade

You made a wise choice.




Posted by The Judge

You really have to think about who you'd rather end up like. I know it seems like a poor life choice to even be minorly similar to me, but do you really want to end up listening to advice from Shade?




Posted by Omni

Judge's point is super to Shade's. Still, I've never been into DnD, and I doubt I will.




Posted by Shade

Yeah, because playing D&D is such a huge life choice, judgypoo. If anything, it's the one thing I have over you. That I don't play it.

Edit: ninja'd by like... well I'm too lazy to tell.




Posted by Klarth

man u guys r fagts wud u rather play dungens and dragons or rl games like *** of war 2 or halo 2 or gta 4 or quake 4 or kill people 9 i mean wtf is dnd anyway kill goblins man thats gay id rather shoot guns and kill ***s thats where real game as i mean would u rather battle nights and **** or wud u shoot guns i know what i want to do **** u babys u ****ers




Posted by Zeta

Ahaha, you almost had me there.




Posted by Omni

Klarth's post made me think of Poco.




Posted by Slade

It made me think of that kid in the Pokemon board, who I'm pretty sure he was mimicking. xXLionhartXx or something close to it.

I'd totally pick up DnD if I knew some cool people who were playing it, and if I didn't have much else to do. But I wouldn't hook up with the table-dwellers at the college, for example, because they look like they don't bathe. And they have one guy who talks way too loud all the time.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Slade: And they have one guy who talks way too loud all the time.


HUH!



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: On a level of competence in terms of making characters, enemies, worlds, settings, and stories, 100.


you do realize i flat out said it right? look for spoilers.

and two weap fighting didnt get changed, its a rule violation even under 3.0 rules



Posted by mis0

I love myself for not understanding this thread.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: HUH!

What, is that you?



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Shade32: Yeah, because playing D&D is such a huge life choice, judgypoo.
I can safely say that I wouldn't be anything like I am had I not picked up RPing.
[quote]If anything, it's the one thing I have over you. That I don't play it.

If you have to grab at straws, then so be it.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Slade: What, is that you?


No, that would be the above poster, who was oblivious to my post and yours.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD!




Posted by Lord of Spam

fightin with the legends of yore~!
its de and deeeeeeeeeeeee
never kissed lady before
nope nuh uh WOO

theres something weird about that song coming on random play on your computer while your girlfriend has your cock in her mouth. weird and hilarious.




Posted by Ant

heh. it would make for a good lol indeed.




Posted by Lord of Spam

from both parties, actually

felt pretty good.




Posted by Admiral Anthrax

Str: 15
Dex: 13
Con: 15
Int: 12
Wis: 18
Cha: 14
Tran: 100 :-*




Posted by Poco

I ROLL 20 SIDED NERD CRAP MY STATS ARE:

SEX:100
GAY:100
AWESOME:100
NERD INSULTING POWER:100




Posted by sniper

oh butts it is admiral anthrax




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Admiral Anthrax: Str: 15
Dex: 13
Con: 15
Int: 12
Wis: 18
Cha: 14
Tran: 100 :-*


CAR



Posted by Klarth

VROOM VROOM BEEP.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Admiral Anthrax: Str: 15
Dex: 13
Con: 15
Int: 12
Wis: 18
Cha: 14
Tran: 100 :-*


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