ITT we post our IRL stats on a scale of 1-10.
STR: 5
DEX: 4
INT: 8
CHA: 6
STM: 3
I thought that was fairly accurate.
Level 16 ultima
So... what exactly would dexterity be? I've never really been sure...
Dexterity is physical coordination. Ant forgot speed.
It's str, dex, con, wis, int, and cha. :(
And 10 is the average and it goes up to whatever.
Because I'm not a nerdy faggot I don't really know what these mean exactly so I'LL JUST HAVE TO GUESS:
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 9
Charisma?: 4
Stamina: 5
Speed: 10
Speed is the core of my existance. I walk fast. I eat fast. I type fast. And of course, I drive fast. I am a speedy cat. =^_^=
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 9
Intelligence: 8
Charisma: 5
Stamina: 6
Speed: 3
ALMOST LVL ^ kekeke ^.^
This is a good thread, why'd you delete it, Ant?
Strength: 7
Dexterity: 8
Intelligence: 8
Charisma: 9
Stamina: 7
Speed: 5
I tend to charm myself out of more situations than anything else.
Strength: 7
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 7
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 8
Speed: 9
Whatever.
WIN: 0
FAIL: 9,000+
lol zing
Strength: 7
Dexterity: 8
Intelligence: 6
Charisma: 4
Stamina: 2
Speed: 7
idk
Strength: 6
Dexterity: 9
Intelligence: 5
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 7
Speed: 8
It'd be better if we had a maximum amount to distribute, like 30 or 35.
Strength: 6
Dexterity: 7
Intelligence: 7
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 9
Speed: 6
Well, cap would be 10 on each catagory. And how would a maximum to distribute help in categorizing yourself? It's whatever you think you are.
Str 11
Dex 14
Con 8 (natural +2 bonus versus illnesses for whatever reason)
Int 16
Wis 6
Cha 14
I wasn't offended in how the joke was aimed at how it was calling me fat. But more over as to how lame it was. :( You can come up with better, I'm sure.
If derek's wis really is lower than mine, i feel really, really sorry for him.
using ant's gay scale cause dnd BOGGLES MY ****ING MIND
STR: 3
DEX: 7
INT: 10
CHA: 2
STM: 4
STR: 7
DEX: 6
INT: 6
CHA: 5
STM: 7
Close enough!
Well, in D&D standards, an intelligence of 10 means that D&D would confuse him!
And yes, Matt, I have absolutely no common sense. :X
I leveled up in dexterity today. Twice.
It's not really all that confusing...
Every 4 levels, you can naturally raise one of your six stats by 1.
I've done that several times. :X
When Ant gets off the phone I'll relay some retard stories to you.
I... i dont know how to feel just now.
On the one hand, I'm glad that I'm not the most retarded person on DA. On the otherhand, I feel as if I've had a title stripped from me. THIS MEANS WAR.
Challenge has been made: This week you two will attempt to out-retard one another. Proof is not necessarily needed as the honor system will do, but it would be appreciated for lols.
Next up: Derick hits his manager in the face for gags.
Not all that retarded, not necessarily smart, but I bet LoS could outdo it in his sleep.
i wet the bed last ni-OH SHI
lol.
It's always funny how the big dumb kids who try to act tough are usually the ones who wet the bed until they were 15 or something.
Not that strange, given that bullies tend to pick on weaklings out of agression due to inner problems.
[quote=Slade;575251]It's always funny how the big dumb kids who try to act tough are usually the ones who wet the bed until they were 15 or something.
No they aren't. They usually grow up to be successful rockstars, whereas the losers they pick on usually wind up dying as virgins and making aliases based off Teen Titan villains.
DEATHSTROKE
It's hard for me to tell if you're joking or not.
Judges siggy reminds me of a Sigur Ros music video.
That was my exact intent.
you're only saying that because you're so dark and mysterious.
With fifteen peni.
I THOUGHT MINE WAS FUNNY. **** YOU ALL.
Your what?
boner
Nerds + Faggots = DA
i'm a whale penis tyvm
Whale penises are bigger than you.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 10
Intelligence: 6
Charisma: 6
Stamina: 1
Speed: 10
Strength 8
Speed 3
Stamina 8
Intelligence 4
Dexterity 5
Charisma 10 :cool:
Magic 0
[FONT=Book Antiqua] Strength: ...There's really no way to know this unless we all go beating each other up.
Dexterity: With a gun/rifle? It'd be somewhere around 9.
Intelligence: Since there's really no telling here either, I'm just leavin' it blank.
Charisma: Well, I've got the awesomest gal in the worldz. ^___________^
Stamina: Hehe, ask the gal. ^_____________________________^
Speed: 10
^______~
[/FONT]
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;575759]Though I guess you just figured out the "intelligence" part.
If lack of intelligence is ignorance, I guess I ain't the brightest crayon in the box.
^_____^
^____________________________________________________________^
Don't say that about yourself. You're a good, intelligent, decent young it.
speed 10 though? are you counting your car...?
Read his first post or something. Explains it there.
oh, right. speedy cat explanation.
[COLOR=White] STR: beep beep
DEX: honk honk
INT: crash crash
CHA: DRAMA
STM: wait, what the hell is this stat? sta is stamina, stm is like, [/COLOR] Synchronous Transfer Mode or something
oh yeah
stm: 10
47mph, on a pretty steep hill.
Now that was the scariest **** ever.
you all suck
int 21, dex 15, everything else null
I challenge you to an arm wrestle.
[quote=Shade32;576010]I challenge you to an arm wrestle.
he's probably got telekinesis with an int of 21, so yeah. good luck
i recently made a human rogue for a 3.5 dnd group im going to pick up over the summer. lets see how much i remember off the top of my head!
STR 16 ....... HP 7
DEX 16 ....... AC 16 (+3 dex, +3 studed leather)
CON 12 ....... Fort +1
INT 12 ....... Ref +5
WIS 12 ....... Wil +1
CHA 12
feats: two weapon fighting, combat reflexes
attacks:
rapier +3 1d6+3 18-20/x2
short sword +3 1d6+3 19-20/x2
sap +3 1d6+3 x2
Skills:
too many to remember. skill focus is sneaking and deception (think infiltration by either hiding or forging papers, donning a disguise, and walking through the front door).
SUPER SPECIAL PARTY BONUS
first person to spot the rule violation (which, truthfully, I myself just noticed) gets a cookie.
What's your alignment? I think that applies to DnD.
Lawful nuetral.
the concept of the character is that he does pretty much anything you pay him to do (assuming the price is right). this means he does ANYTHING he is paid to do. Like, you pay him to kill someone? fine, that person is dead. nothing will stop that. but, should that person, in their last moments, pay him to kill the person who took out hte original hit, then he will.
after he kills hte first target, of course.
Lawful Evil.
Has some samurai-like aspects.
Well, actually, a Samurai, who follows orders without question or thought to what the order is, would probably be Lawful Neutral.
Me, personally, Lawful Evil. Has a politician/tyrant aspect to it.
He can probably hover with that kind of brain power.
anyway d&d nerds etc etc
He can probably hover slowly, and get his *** blown to bits by a shoulder mounted heat seaking missile.
OH WAIT I mean super firey painful magic spell!
man, you sadden me, derek. you should know this. THE CHARACTER DOESNT WORK. PROVE YOUR NERDINESS, FIND THE FLAW.
I KNOW! I KNOW!!!
His forehead is more dense than a black hole, resulting in the destruction of the universe as we know it. REM reportedly "feeling fine".
your intelligence is knocked down a few points for picking the wrong gray.
knock a few points off mine too for missing a whole other page. Though it didn't add the post to this page, rather the last. So whatevs.
NOBODY CARES LALALALALLALALAA
i fully experct derek's inner dm to be ****ed
d&d lol what dorky thingymajinger
like srlsy
be cool man
be cool
Coming from you, that means nothing.
Now let me go take a look.
so guys what level dungeon master are you
DUNGEON MASTERS DON'T HAVE A FUKKEN LEVEL! I DON'T EVEN PLAY DnD and that question annoys me.
On a level of competence in terms of making characters, enemies, worlds, settings, and stories, 100.
This makes me kind of regret not getting into DnD 10 years ago when my uncle asked if I wanted to play.
You made a wise choice.
You really have to think about who you'd rather end up like. I know it seems like a poor life choice to even be minorly similar to me, but do you really want to end up listening to advice from Shade?
Judge's point is super to Shade's. Still, I've never been into DnD, and I doubt I will.
Yeah, because playing D&D is such a huge life choice, judgypoo. If anything, it's the one thing I have over you. That I don't play it.
Edit: ninja'd by like... well I'm too lazy to tell.
man u guys r fagts wud u rather play dungens and dragons or rl games like *** of war 2 or halo 2 or gta 4 or quake 4 or kill people 9 i mean wtf is dnd anyway kill goblins man thats gay id rather shoot guns and kill ***s thats where real game as i mean would u rather battle nights and **** or wud u shoot guns i know what i want to do **** u babys u ****ers
Ahaha, you almost had me there.
Klarth's post made me think of Poco.
It made me think of that kid in the Pokemon board, who I'm pretty sure he was mimicking. xXLionhartXx or something close to it.
I'd totally pick up DnD if I knew some cool people who were playing it, and if I didn't have much else to do. But I wouldn't hook up with the table-dwellers at the college, for example, because they look like they don't bathe. And they have one guy who talks way too loud all the time.
I love myself for not understanding this thread.
DNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD!
fightin with the legends of yore~!
its de and deeeeeeeeeeeee
never kissed lady before
nope nuh uh WOO
theres something weird about that song coming on random play on your computer while your girlfriend has your cock in her mouth. weird and hilarious.
heh. it would make for a good lol indeed.
from both parties, actually
felt pretty good.
Str: 15
Dex: 13
Con: 15
Int: 12
Wis: 18
Cha: 14
Tran: 100 :-*
I ROLL 20 SIDED NERD CRAP MY STATS ARE:
SEX:100
GAY:100
AWESOME:100
NERD INSULTING POWER:100
oh butts it is admiral anthrax
VROOM VROOM BEEP.