itt i get high

Fun should start soon. Ask me questions, may take drawing requests if i dont get too lazy, or just call me a stoner faggot. no matter what happens, should be failure so hard that it wins.

just smoked. watching/listen to blue man groupp

my hand is playing the music on the keyboard

So, does your fivehead give you psychic powers when you get high or what? Try it out.

:( about you knowing my secrets.

hol;y **** the blue manp group is liek going down some guys throat wtf

Download this and play it. It's awesome and weird.

[code]http://www.mediafire.com/?1jhkjmgd5og[/code]

If you don't enjoy this, I'd be amazed.

CACTUS?!

Cactus. classy cactus.

COCYTUS?!

No. Unacceptable.

:(

stoner faggot

whoa, be nicer to zet- ...oh, wait. **** you.

YOU TOLD ME TO SAY THAT

so this is what it comes down to DA? I never thought the day would come...but here we are.

You mean an "lol i get high talk 2 meeeee" thread?

OH THE HUMANITY JESUS CHIRST O SHI

Listen to Infected Mushroom and trip on acid, that'll be fun.

You do it first.

Underage, Parents, No sauce etc.

You can be underage for an illegal substance?


And yeah, I'd do acid in a second after learning all about it in psyc. Well I'd make sure the environment was alright and all that, but totally, man. IN A SECOND

Acid sucks. If you want a good trip go with mescaline or mushrooms.

i ****ing hate tripping. plus, acid ****s your mind hardcore. Theres a reason so many ex hippies are burnt out.

And that they're ex hippies.

PCP and heroin are just about the only mainstream drugs I haven't seen. Where the **** do you people live?

There's a walk-in clinic near me that's a front for pretty much any drug, same with a restaurant called Wildfire that's owned by this mob family on my street. You'd be surprised what you can find in your town. Guaranteed you have more than a couple fronts.

It is probably because I'm in the USA, what with the war on drugs.

Nah, definitely not. What's up, Detroit?

I've only ever heard of one instance where there was a static location to buy drugs in America, where I've heard of dozens in Canada. If you tried something like what you've mentioned, the clinic etc, in the US, there's no way it would last a month.

You'd be surprised.

Yeah, instead your brain gets damaged later.

Remember when you were 16? LOL...

Enjoy your brain damage.

THANK YOU I WILL

We're all going to suffer some sort of brain damage later in life, that's just how the body works. Might as well have fun when you're young. ISIRITE?

No.

The brain totally degrades over time. Drugs and the like definitely speed it up, but it still degrades on its own.

If it's a good idea, how come you're not doing it as we speak? That's why I disagreed.

Never said it was a good idea.

You did say it was fun, though.

probably is.

Totally is. I figure I'm not sad enough to use drugs the the extent to where I'll really suffer in the cognitive thinking department. I'm not even stupid when I'm high. I still watch my friends do typical stoner stuff and I'm all "oh jeez :(."

The amount of fun and good times, when weed's used in moderation, completely makes up for the miniscule amount of forgetfulness I'll have later on.

christ good thing this gayiety is going on in los' thread

Yeah, it'll take you down a lot quicker and a lot harder.

I'd rather crash and burn than slowly dissolve.

Apparently, you lose the ability to type even when not high and your forehead expands when you smoke too much.

LoS' lungs are in his fivehead. Confirmed.

I'd like to think that an entire separate universe is within the confines of that fivehead of his. Which makes you think...are we all just in another fiveheads...head?

Maybe this whole existence is actually within Matt's fivehead...

That's it, I've lost the will to live.

WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE EXISTANCE IS THIS!?

No wonder nothing makes sense - this is existance ON DRUGS d000000D

All in all, I wouldn't be surprised.

radar tits

Apparently, when I post radar tits all DA activity stops completely.

pretty sweet

radar tits get my cock haaaaaaaard

Cease this foolishness...radar tits.

can radar tits be used like desu radar tits~

suddenly, sonar cock

IT'S DEH-SS NOT DAY-SUE

**** you, i saw an episode of that **** once, and the **** clearly says DAY SUE

so fuk u man

You are supposed to say it as des, without the u. But for some reason she adds on the u for the sake of being proper.

deshou~

oh, and sonar cock is for suckas

RADAR TITS DETECTS SONAR COCK, DEPTH CHARGE DEPLOYED, CRITICAL HIT, IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE

It was funny until I realized that a radar detecting anything sonar doesn't make much sense.

And here I thought you were talking about the tits from the character Radar on the smash hit television show M.A.S.H. =/

wut about asian chicks?

He loves them anyway. Never mind all the heartbreak.

I was wondering wtf he was talking about...lack of quotes lol.

and yes, you're right. That's. all.

That's why you should go to the first unread post and not just skip to the last page.

The only good asian is the one that doesn't speak english. It's like having a yappy dog that you can ****.

Except you could **** your dog if you really wanted to.

It's like having a yappy dog you can legally ****.

There you go.

it's practically impossible to enforce bestiality unless you make a video or do it in the middle of a mall.

what?!

wrong thread

its a well known fact that fat kids are hilarious when they try to fight

Never been in a fight actually. Still, I could so kick your ***.

Reminds me, there was a fight at the high school on Friday. One kid knocked another down, sat on him, and punched him in the face repeatedly. Awesomely enough, the faggot who "won" got arrested.

Scariest fight I ever saw was between 4 mexican chicks. After they were done there were huge hoop earrings and lip gloss bottles everywhere.

where have I heard that before?

Idk, I can imagine some comedian making a joke about it. But this was 4REAL.

I was always the crazy little ****er that took on peopel way bigger than him. Thanks to a little bit of taekwonhoweveryouspellit and a complete lack of regard for my own safety, i was very rarely the loser.

If your fivehead is being included, I can't picture you meeting many people bigger than you. You must not have had many fights.

Lol

Whoa, things were never really that intense for me. I've only been in danger of getting jumped like two times in my life. Both because of crazy psycho*****es telling their druggy boyfriends that I did/said something or other.

You could probably chalk it all up to my being a complete pussy at a few key moments. Well, I've got one more year of high school left to get in as many fights as possible.

get in at least 10 or I will lose all respect I have for you.

in b4 THAT'S NOT VERY MUCH LOL

do girls count?

No

I say yes, for the mere fact of you beating up girls hilarious.

Ten girls? For your respect, I would beat up twenty.

Yeah, I kinda want to beat you up right now.

I'd kick your *** though.

Your piercings will only get you so far. But they will ultimately be your defeat.

I think Vamp would win.

No if Ant rips his peicings out and drowns Vamp in his own blood.


















































yeah Vamp would probably kick your *** Ant... :)

NO WAY I WOULD TOTALLY WINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat boys who look at hentai have no stamina.

That's how I get out of all my fights :D

and I don't look at hentai. lol.

well, the file name I gave it was "bloody haruhi"

makes sense huh?

YES BECAUSE YOU TORE HER EYES OUT SO YOU CAN HAVE HOTTT EYESOCKET SEX WITH HER YOU PIG

I think we all know if it came down to a fight with me, the opponent would end up with a limb being eaten.

[quote=The Judge;573870]I think we all know if it came down to a fight with me, the opponent would end up with a limb being eaten.

i thought it would be more like, you'd carve a pentagram into the ground using your blood as ink, which would immediately crucify the attacker, after which you'd drain their blood and after which you'd pelt them with the troll dolls or whatever it is you've got

and then they'd wake up the next morning with the head of goat at the feet of their bed

No.

WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Everyone has needs. Some people's needs are just more apparent than others.

It's weird having the internet folk refer to me by name.

And I thought Zeta was supposed to eat you. *rimshot*

Judge reminds me of E.T., Extra Terrestrial™ with his freaky disfigured body.

topic shift: miso's newfound insistance on being thought of as female annoys me more than his previous insistance of gender nuetrality.

discuss.

But LoS I'm so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute =^_^=

Moar seriously: As long as you guys are confused and someone is aggrivated, I'm happy. If people would stop making a fuss about it I would actually post some pictures of me. But you guys make it so much fun, because no one can say anything with any certainty. That's what I love. ;)

I think it's only LoS who's a faggot. You're obviously a dude.

I stopped caring a long time ago.

5 bux says either he's a she with some issues, or shes just ******* fugly.

the only peopel ive seen act like this were one fo the two.

I'll bet $5 on the "i have issues" because I'll win. i'd also bet on the I'm ugly part because I'm not very attractive.

so you're an ugly dude who hates how she looks?

Would someone post some pictures of thin, abnormally pale women in gas masks?

but we've already seen you:(

Fun fact: judge is a girl

You know what? Three days ago when I asked that, I was really in one of those moods to have my fetish filled out and to get my jollies off it, and no one came through. Way to go, DA. The one place I figured I could turn to.

I tried to find those, but Google returned nude images of some girl wearing only a gas mask when I looked. I didn't feel like being banned. If you really want to see them, go to Google image search.

http://scouting.com.au/fun/funpics/9.html

[QUOTE=The Judge;574937]



bet you $5 those are guys

All that pink chick needs is a horse-tail buttplug. OH GEES

The one on the bottom is by far the hottest.

*mumbles something about beans*