hey speaking of asking what happened to things




Posted by Klarth

Whatever happened to Vamp. Like man you used to be all like "haha im cool" and "lol i dont like this movie so nobody can talk about it lol lock" but now you're more of a "WHAT??! YOU POSTED A SARCASTIC REMARK AND A CRITICISM OF SOMEONE ELSE'S TASTES IN MY MUSIC BOARD??! HOW DARE YOU!!" sort of man!

I'm just wondering if you have sand in your vagina or something because you might want to wash that out with a saline solution available at your local chain pharmacist! I'd suggest going to Boots or Walgreens or something, but what with living in Canada I would not have the slightest clue where to direct you.

Speaking of Canada I went skiing in Whistler when I was like seven. It was pretty phat.




Posted by Iris

Quick, ban him again before he spams any more.




Posted by Klarth

On an altogether more serious note, I believe it would be a policy beneficial to this Video Game Discussion Internet Email Message Board Rape System to actually ostracize any and all StupidPointlessAnnoyingMessagers by deleting any legitimate posts they might have made prior to their first offence and then banning them forever. Honestly it makes it so much more easy to make them look bad. And remember, Ubik is perfectly safe when used as directed.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I like klarth more and more as time goes on.




Posted by Ant

This is the thanks I get for reversing his ban? :( I WAS HOPING YOU'D TURN A NEW LEAF!

Still, this isn't that big a deal. community board lol.




Posted by Iris

Like hell you reversed it. :mad:




Posted by Ant

check his infraction log. ur powerz r useless lol




Posted by Klarth

I swear it's like some kind of ****ing racist deal going on here. Offending people based on their colour, creed or heritage is a filthy sin and should be dealt with accordingly. I can't believe someone like Vampiro X Vampire would be so blatantly bigoted to deny me of the bone-sarcastic qualities so long associated with the Small Islands North of Gaul. Remove this abomination of a racialist of a dictator from his power IMMEDIATELY. Forward this to ten friends or he will CALL YOU A KIKE.




Posted by Iris

Come on, Vamp. Sarcasm and Irony is all the Brits have. :-/




Posted by Iris

[quote=Ant;566582]check his infraction log. ur powerz r useless lol
Infraction was reversed but he was still banned. I unbanned him. :mad:




Posted by Klarth

call me highway call me conduit call me lightning rod scout catalyst observer call me what you will i was there when i was required through me passed the overarch bedeckants in their great sequential migration across the universes of ƒ╜₧╟╞┼ the marrigage parties of the universe groupings of ╫k




Posted by Ant


Quoting Iris: Infraction was reversed but he was still banned. I unbanned him. :mad:


Oh...well then :(

Regret it yet? :)



Posted by Iris

Yeah, that was a bad idea unbanning him like that, Ant.




Posted by Omni

Okay, and to think, you unbanned him and then rebanned him and now what? LOL make up your minds, guys... :D

Oh, and I got a few chuckles out of Klarth's rambling as well.




Posted by Lord of Spam

klarth>vgc




Posted by Omni

Okay, then go post in Klarth and stop visiting VGC.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol whoops

I thought you wanted to be banned, what with only stopping by to troll or be a little *****. GUESS NOT

But yeah, nothing personally. I still like you outside of VGC. You've just sucked here since you were demodded from DA.




Posted by Klarth

unknown entity performed unauthorised cropping of previous transmission for recipients "the internet" resultantly reproduction of end clause is shown (see attached)

:"the excession"




Posted by Shade


Quoting Klarth: claus(e)


IT'S KLARTH. ***.



Posted by Lord of Spam

DO YOU FOOLS NOT SEE THE GLORY?




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Shade32: IT'S KLARTH. ***.


MOST RECENT TRANSLATION IS MOST OFFICIAL

KLARTH IS CLAUS
RAGNAROK IS KANGAROO
ATMA IS ULTI- ... ah ****.



Posted by Shade

According to Kangaroo, Odin dies.

TRUE OR FALSE




Posted by Stalolin

oh hai it's klarth




Posted by Klarth

Okay, jesting is over. The only real reason I decided to poke my head in here was to see if I could coax (wacko1337) into helping me out with a few... Certain things.

IM me and we'll talk.




Posted by Zeta

going to sleep. srry bby.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Okay, jesting is over. The only real reason I decided to poke my head in here was to see if I could coax Vampiro V. Empire into helping me out with a few... Certain things.

IM me and we'll talk.


OH BOY can't wait!



Posted by Shade

wtf man. we talked and there were no problems discussed. Except for the the girl who bit your remote or whatever




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

huh, username hack. go figure




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Shade32: wtf man. we talked and there were no problems discussed. Except for the the girl who bit your remote or whatever


Actually, she bit me due to my unwillingness to hand over-

Okay I've exhausted VGC's fun potential. I'm going away for another month now.



Posted by Omni

Goodbye for now, Klarth. Also, yeah, anyone who didn't figure out that it was username hack, I laughed.




Posted by Jesse Smith

Just as I guessed, you guys all missed Klarth very much!!! :D:D:D

I see...er, Klarth, I don't think you would get da votes to be a Super Moderator!!! :D:D:D

We just got two new ones!!! And so far no one has complained about them :eek:, so it looks like they are doing a very good job, even da Kingdom Heart fan! :eek:




Posted by Bebop

Phat isnt a real word Klarth. You know that.




Posted by Trigger

Have no fear, Trigger is here.

hai guyz wats ^? :cool:




Posted by mis0

haha Klarth is banned haha!

LEMME GUESS - he posted prawns?




Posted by fates warning


Quoting Klarth: Okay, jesting is over. The only real reason I decided to poke my head in here was to see if I could coax fates warning into helping me out with a few... Certain things.

IM me and we'll talk.


huh?



Posted by Iris

No, Klarth doesn't do anything and he's getting his posts deleted and banned. Just for the record, I'll be doing the same to whomever feels the need to abuse their powers as so.




Posted by Omni

Iris, you must miss him double and triple posting and trolling certain boards at random, but since I usually find those things pretty amusing, I don't really care or think he should be banned.




Posted by Iris

It's just a gimmick. He rants all the time, and in multiple posts, but if you want to consider that as trolling then a lot more bans will be handed out.




Posted by Omni

He'll do it in like 4 or 5 threads on the same board and make unrelated topics, plus generally insult other members who posted. I didn't know that wasn't called trolling. Anyway, it's usually pretty funny.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Iris: It's just a gimmick. He rants all the time, and in multiple posts, but if you want to consider that as trolling then a lot more bans will be handed out.

Poco does the same crap but he doesn't get banned.



Posted by Klarth

Here is a funny joke:

Once upon a time someone posted on a video game internet on a tuesday.

He did not do anything until saturday

At which point he was consulted by a member over a messenger protocol with a message consisting of "hey someone banned you today what did you do"

And Klarth was all like "wtf I haven't been on VGC since tuesday"

Based on a true story.





no seriously it's not as if I care much but why am I being banned for not posting




Posted by Shade

Because people crave your existence. And are agitated when they are denied it.




Posted by Poco


Quoting Misoxeny: Poco does the same crap but he doesn't get banned.



i do it in the ps3 board and wacko university.



Posted by Shade

Why do we have a PS3 board?

Sounds silly to me.




Posted by The Judge

This thread filled me with a sudden urge to quote the part in Blood Omen 2 at the Eternal Prison when Kain is speaking to the Hylden Architect, but alas, all I can remember is "My ancient blood will destroy the Mass." So, rather, I'll quote Raziel in Soul Reaver when he remarks to his brother that he's trapped himself in his tower like a prison, and he remarks that to the insect mind, a prison and a fortress are one and the same. It makes you think, really.




Posted by Trigger

hai guyz is this the wii boarD?




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: This thread filled me with a sudden urge to quote the part in Blood Omen 2 at the Eternal Prison when Kain is speaking to the Hylden Architect, but alas, all I can remember is "My ancient blood will destroy the Mass." So, rather, I'll quote Raziel in Soul Reaver when he remarks to his brother that he's trapped himself in his tower like a prison, and he remarks that to the insect mind, a prison and a fortress are one and the same. It makes you think, really.


Jesus christ you are such a freak



Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Trigger;570344]hai guyz is this the wii boarD?
He went <- that -> way!


[quote=Klarth;570396]Jesus christ you are such a freak
Judge = Jesus.. Because Jesus wants your blood, and your body on a pike. Repent for your miserable excuse at mortality, NOW!




Posted by Shade

no down sun noooot funny




Posted by Poco


Quoting Klarth: Jesus christ you are such a freak


i know faggot is used and abused, but it applies to the judge.



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Shade32;570480]no down sun noooot funny

no one on this forum is all that funny

but hey, I can still get a laugh out of people if i call them faggots




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Stalolin;571786]I can still get a laugh out of people if i call them faggots

Me too, faggot..




Posted by KoH

You just keep falling deeper and deeper... :)

There have been times when I've laughed at something on VGC. Usually, though, it only occurs with certain members though. Generally speaking, VGC is not that funny. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fun fact: most of the internet is generally really, really unfunny. There's only a few sources of good entertainment. Fix this.




Posted by Kodachi

Remember when we had the flame board?
Yeah, neither do I.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Kodachi: Remember when we had the flame board?
Yeah, neither do I.

I've been not remembering having a flameboard for years, thank you!



Posted by Poco

well the wacko board board is my flame board




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Poco: i know faggot is used and abused, but it applies to the judge.


Eat my tile grout you fudge-packing cum-sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tter.



Posted by Slade

I already read this. If anything it's more stupid than it was before.

i'm cravin' some klarth right about now




Posted by Poco


Quoting The Judge: Eat my tile grout you fudge-packing cum-sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tter.


lmbo at this