Abortions are Funny
abortions are funny cuz i dont want a kid
tell your girlfriend no abortion but she already did
back alley abortions is what she needs
scrape that runt out of ur **** untill u ****ing bleed
didn't want a kid but now u got a bunch
cuz the abortion is just to much
so next time your pregnant ill kick u in your stomach
to save you the hassle of going to a clinic
Get the **** out.
But wait a minute people! I'm just venting out
Vent out somewhere else about something else.
Bring it to Off Topic then. This board is for serious posts.
I was watching guro then it made me want to write this poem
This board is not, however! :D
Oui'ja paah ufhat po Bnaddo Ryda Sylreha! :D:D:D
Roger smith made me look at guro!
Yeah, and It scares you for life.
AWW! and now I feel like writing a poem about necrophilia!
I moved it here. This was in Literature and Fan Fiction.
Unsurprisingly not funny at all.
I tend to think of myself as having a very open and wide-spanning, easily amused sense of humor.
And as such, I got a rather sick grin and a black throaty chuckle from that. Well done.
I didn't think it really belong in Lit and Fan Fic in the first place.
just go to cheapabortions.com
now THAT is funny.
http://www.surfccc.com/humor/
Now that's funny! Good, clean, Christian humor that can be enjoyed by all!
The only thing I've seen funny on the net is Star Wars kid. I enjoyed making fun/death threats about him.
Other then that...spleh.
I dont know which part annoys me more. The OMG IMMA BE SO EDGY AND **** PEOPLE OFF LOL idiot attitude, or the terrible, terrible quality of the "poem"
Also, warboard is for debates and discussion of controversial topics, not some idiot 9th grader spouting off idiocy that should get him kicked in the head.
Quiet, he's venting out! :D
Last 2 lines didn't really rhyme well.
I'm sick of ignorant little children spitting out a few random lines off the top of their heads and labeling it as "poetry." You wouldn't know poetry if it sunk its earth-soiled claws into your chest and wrapped its hand around your callow little heart, crushing it into a bloody pulp before ripping it out and juicing it with your teeth.
I agree with the message, though. Abortion is a wonderful thing, and an alternative many women clearly need for being such stupid whores and accidentally getting pregnant in the first place.
That made me laugh.
[url]www.cheapabortions.com[/url]
Abortion is not funny
[quote=Raptor;564571]Abortion is a wonderful thing, and an alternative many women clearly need for being such stupid whores and accidentally getting pregnant in the first place.
Abortion should only be allowed to a mother, in the event of life or death situations.. Whores NEED to learn responsibility, allowing any random whore this option is merely just offering an escape from reality to the dumb-lazy sluts.
Congrats, you're a ******* moron!
not only will forcing an immature person to be straddled with the responsibility of a child generally NOT cause the person to gain and level of maturity, but it will also cause the child to grow up with no real sense of right and wrong due to a lousy upbringing. So not only do you get hit with one generation of little bastards running around, but they're disproportionately more likely to repeat their parents mistakes.
You know what? I'm not even going to bother tearing your *** to shreds. Lick my scrotum.
Wow, my feelings are so hurt. I think I'm gonna have to eat a gallon of Ben & Jerry's and sulk alone in my recliner, while my fat *** falls asleep to Dawson's Creek on the television. Only one problem, I'm not Panic.. and 20 year olds with net'tudes are ridiculously asinine when they think someone else, a complete stranger over the internets gives a **** about their forum creds or opinions. So **** off loser, and go eat a healthy helping of dick so you'll finally learn how to shut the hell up.
By the way, your method about the topic.. is only letting whores get off easy. If I could agree, it would only be under the circumstance that both mother and child (whore and bastard alike) were aborted. With a .357.. or coat hanger.
why couldnt you have google searched a better poem? I mean this just makes you look like a stupid c.unt
Case by case basis? Pretty sure most unwanted pregnancies are from rape, failed protection, or being unaware/intoxicated, just like STDs. If you're going to argue against that criteria, you're already going to lose. If the circumstances change, like when a girl wants to have a baby and then decides against it, then I suppose that's her fault. Still, denying people based on how they got knocked up is unfair and unconstitutional.
Heeeeey.. If there's going to be any ball-sucking, you'll be on mine *****!
As for abortion, the only way to curve it and end up with a positive outcome is to fine parents that have excessive children (like the Chinese government handles it). Young parents financially unstable enough to take on a child; adoption is always an option, but over-population is the big picture. In the event of a rape; abort the child (children resulting of rape tend to become little assholes, just like Proto Man), castrate the father (if found). Life or death situation; doctors' discretion.
I see nothig wrong with abortions, my pimps tell me I should get them more often.
[QUOTE=Iris;564959]Case by case basis? Pretty sure most unwanted pregnancies are from rape, failed protection, or being unaware/intoxicated, just like STDs.If you're going to argue against that criteria, you're already going to lose.
Most of those, with the exception of being intoxicated if it was by your own will, would be involuntary probably free you from liability if there was a capable system in place. That's what I was trying to say, I guess I should have been more specific.
[QUOTE=Lord of Spam;564978]yeah, we should totally ignore that whole giant history the supreme court has of overturning case by case laws and just start making **** up because you said so. Suck my balls.
I'm just taking an established opinion that matches my views and stating my opinion. The explicit hostility on your part is unwarranted. Also, decisions made by the Supreme Court are not necessarily infallible, except if you also want to believe that nobody has ever been wrongfully convicted or a case was handled improperly due to incompetence.
[FONT=Verdana]The US Government is chock full of incompetence..
[/FONT][quote=whore;564987]I see nothig wrong with abortions, my pimps tell me I should get them more often.
Sweet.. what's your average going rate?
Abortion is wrong and there should be no Circumstance that should allow it. I have got into alot of arguments about this, and the most used line of someone who agrees with them say "Lets say having the baby would kill her" umm so what kill a baby to save your own ***, then they would say " what if the both die?" oh well. Murder is murder right.The perfect defence is "Prove to me that the baby in a woman is something other than a human." Of coarse they can't so the baby wins.
That's stupid logic, from a stupid person. Whom, undoubtedly fell from a stupid tree.. Did it hurt, when you hit the stupid ground?
There's nothing to get. It's closed minded logic, it's just as you can take it.. flat and senseless. Not giving a women the right over her own body; the choice to accept a new life into this world, or decline it. Or the choice over life and death pregnancy termination. You're ****ing retarded.. **** ***, and **** bible thumping antiabortionist faggots. *** has no place in the operating room, don't you ever watch 'House'?
House is one of my favorite show doesn't mean I agree with it, and my logic is not closed minded, like I said prove to me that killing another human isn't murder and prove to me that the "baby in the womb of a woman isn't human and I will take it all back, come on PROVE it.
[quote=Lord of Spam;565063]clearly the rights of a small ball of cells outweigh the rights of a fully formed sentient human! i mean, hey, your inivisble friend told you so, so it must be right!
WHAM-OH! Take that to the face, Keytard..
(Everyone should quote LOS, until Key' gets a clue.. )
Ok, LOS, explain why they don't have equal rights. My veiw is the right view. I say have the baby and what till he or she is at least 16 years old and ask them "do you want to die right now" if they say yes kill them on the spot, they most likely won't say yes. Killing something that can't defend itsself is wrong no matter what you say.
Holy ****, you're 20 years old? You post like you're 12. Stop reviving this.
[quote=Lord of Spam;565063]clearly the rights of a small ball of cells outweigh the rights of a fully formed sentient human! i mean, hey, your inivisble friend told you so, so it must be right!
God damn, only in America.. :cool: