House




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Express the love here.

Six hours to go!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh ***, best show ever? Yes. Well, maybe second best. But still. Seriously, I can't honestly think of one episode that has disappointed me.




Posted by Ant

watched it once...

eh.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

I watched it once... a day.

<3




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

fukken yes.

Vamp: It's second best. Gargoyles is, and always will be, first.

Another good episode tonight. Cameron is so going to break Chase's heart.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I just realised Wilson was only in it for like, hardly any time at all. At least Cuddy got more screen time.

Global never plays previews for the following episode, does it?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nope. And of course Global takes over Fox, so can't see it there either. But yeah, I figured last night's episode would be dragged down with too much Cuddy as her character can get a tad annoying with too much airtime. Turns out, it was still **** good.

Oh, and that whole Alien part made me bol so **** hard.




Posted by sniper

<3 house




Posted by Shade

There was another episode on Wednesday? **** I missed it. </3

I'm actually watching House on DVD when I found this thread. awesome.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://epguides.com/house/

It was a rerun.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Shade32: There was another episode on Wednesday? **** I missed it. </3

I'm actually watching House on DVD when I found this thread. awesome.


Keep in mind that these people live in Canada so everything is upside-down, if not sideways.



Posted by Shade

Sideways is a cool movie.




Posted by Roger Smith

I enjoy Scrubs cuz...you know.....Dr. Cox is like House, just without the limp....and the GBA...and the Vicodin.




Posted by Shade

Scrubs actually did an episode where Cox injured his leg and had to walk around with a cane. Everyone was comparing him to House, fun stuff.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Nope. And of course Global takes over Fox, so can't see it there either. But yeah, I figured last night's episode would be dragged down with too much Cuddy as her character can get a tad annoying with too much airtime. Turns out, it was still **** good.

Oh, and that whole Alien part made me bol so **** hard.


Yeah, but I still <3 Cuddy.

And the part where the fetus grabs ahold of House's finger...House should have ripped the fetus out. You know he wants to.

So this Scrubs show...just how good is it? Worthy of my time?



Posted by keyartist

Yeah House is a great show, so is Heros, and as long as Sanjaya is on American Idol that show comes in last place.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Angelwing;563989]Yeah, but I still <3 Cuddy.

And the part where the fetus grabs ahold of House's finger...House should have ripped the fetus out. You know he wants to.

So this Scrubs show...just how good is it? Worthy of my time?

Watch the first episode.

http://maxpages.com/sscrubs/Season_1

It's ****ty quality, but it'll give you a great first impression on how awesome the show is.

Both House and Scrubs are wonderful.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Thanks, I'll check it out.




Posted by Shade

Oh *** I love scrubs. Dr. Cox and House are kind of the same, except Cox actually seems to have a life. :)




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Stalolin: Watch the first episode.

http://maxpages.com/sscrubs/Season_1

It's ****ty quality, but it'll give you a great first impression on how awesome the show is.

Both House and Scrubs are wonderful.


House, Scrubs, Gargoyles, The Tick, and Jonny Bravo = best Television ever.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: So this Scrubs show...just how good is it? Worthy of my time?


Very much so. Very few shows actually make me laugh out loud, and this one usually gets a couple out of me every episode.



Posted by Shade

Thursday's episode made me sad. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I kinda missed a couple of episodes before that, so I was all "wait, what the ****" the whole time




Posted by Shade

Yeah, I didn't even know she was sick.
What'd she have, anyway?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Hey, wait, I may actually watch the show!

What season is it at now?




Posted by Roger Smith

Sixth I believe.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Really? I hadn't even heard of the show until just a few months ago. Oh well.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

So I've watched the first six episodes. ****ing hilarious.

What station does it air on?




Posted by Roger Smith

In the states, it airs on Comedy Central.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: So I've watched the first six episodes. ****ing hilarious.

What station does it air on?


CTV for older episodes, NBC for newer episodes.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

****it, I only get CTV, Global, CBC, and Citytv. :(




Posted by Dexter

Scrubs and Ninja Warrior are the only shows I've been watching lately. Scrubs always gets me laughing.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

What's Ninja Warrior?

You should watch House more.




Posted by Dexter

I've been missing a lot of House lately, but I've recorded them all and I'll probably go through them all one of these nights.

Ninja Warrior is a Japanese athletic competition that airs on G4. It's not really all that fantastic, but I'm into the athletic aspect and it makes me want to build a training area or something. It would be so much fun to go through those obstacles.

http://www.g4tv.com/ninjawarrior/index.html




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Interesting.

And neglecting to watch House? Unheard of.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

G4? Garbage.




Posted by Ant

It's more likely than you think.

Oh, and yeah, scrubs is alright. I'll watch a re-run every once inawhile.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You're just alright.




Posted by Ant

shut up :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You know what's a good show? Corner Gas. It's like Scrubs + Seinfeld + Canada.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I despise that show so much.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, but you basically live there. So I don't blame you




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

...:(




Posted by Ant

lol@candian television.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

srsly, who doesn't




Posted by Ant

CANADIANS!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

We also cry.




Posted by Ant

americans are too fukken macho to cry.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Then you must be Canadian.




Posted by Shade

Paradox.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: CANADIANS!


we hate it the most. The majority of shows that start in the states take about thee to six month to even debut over here. South Park, for example, is a good two or three seasons behind.



Posted by Shade

Boy are you going to be out of the loop.




Posted by Stalolin

they're currently out of the loop

*******it shade




Posted by Shade

Sorry, I dropped the ball on that one. I've been just loaded with paperwork.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Illegal satellite, ftw.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Btw, new House episode tomorrow looks awesome.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

All I saw was something about a disease and a plane. LOOKS GOOD




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Who cares, you automatically know it's going to be fantastic.




Posted by Shade

MOTHA ****IN EPIDEMICS ON THIS MOTHA ****IN PLANE




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I hate when you download junk and it turns out to be spanish. What a useless language.




Posted by Shade

Yeah. People need to learn to speak English. We're the superpower for a reason.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yep.

I didn't think Cameron was actually going to blow off Chase like that. He's so hot.

AWKWARD.




Posted by Ant

AWKWARD!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I despise your sig.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh ***, that episode was good. But I missed the beginning before the intro theme. Was that black chick some sort of prostitute? And if so, what sort of prostitute whores herself out to a 58 year-old woman?




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;565918]Oh ***, that episode was good. But I missed the beginning before the intro theme. Was that black chick some sort of prostitute? And if so, what sort of prostitute whores herself out to a 58 year-old woman?

The sort that enjoy money?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, but she's a whore. She can get the money from ANY guy. Including Wilson it seems.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Maybe she's just a lesbian who enjoys the company of old women.

lol@Wilson. Pretty sure he doesn't know she's a prostitute.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I figured that's what he assumed with all the weird looks he was makin'. Then again, maybe those were "I'd totally ****ing wreck that ****" looks.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'm guessing the latter. Sounded like he was asking her out on a date to me.

Or maybe he does know and he's just a little lonely and a whole lot more horny.




Posted by Ant

just cause you think like that doesn't mean everyone else does.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's what I thought. It's been, what, two seasons since he wrecked that dying chick? I wouldn't doubt he's pretty lonely at this point and, hey, even a black whore who serves old women is better than nothing.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

His cancer patient? Yeah, it's been awhile. This chick should be needy enough for him for a bit.




Posted by Shade

I probably should've watched the episode before looking at this thread.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yes, yes you should have.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh, whoops, spoilers!




Posted by Shade

yeah man wtf :mad:

and i seriously thought wilson turned fag




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wilson on House action? Oh ***!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You know you want it.




Posted by Shade

Oh lawd yes.




Posted by Crazy K

I love House, one of the best shows today.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

*ever.




Posted by Stalolin

SO TODAY ON LOST




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I hate that show.




Posted by Stalolin

:(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:)




Posted by Stalolin

:cool::(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:-*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seriously, Lost is terrible. It's like they have no idea what to do with the show.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It's because they don't. They can't help but fail miserably after watching House.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No kidding. The only show that comes close to House's greatness is Heroes. And that's like, not even close.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I dont' remember if I've asked before, but what channel is Heroes on? And what day?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Global/Fox on Mondays. Starts back up on the 23rd.




Posted by Crazy K

Where I live Heroes is on NBC, but it may be different elsewhere.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Global it is. Although I should probably start with the first season. What's it at now?




Posted by booyah719

I think it's only the second season. I watched the first episode, and part of the third (?) and I couldn't get into it. All these fools have pretty pathetic powers, and are too busy being idiots. Let's stick with one super hero at a time folks.

At least it's not as crappy as "The Ghost Whisperer". Ugh, **** that.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Where I live Heroes is on NBC, but it may be different elsewhere.


Yeah, but we both live in Canada. We don't really have NBC here like the States does.


Quoted post: I think it's only the second season. I watched the first episode, and part of the third (?) and I couldn't get into it. All these fools have pretty pathetic powers, and are too busy being idiots. Let's stick with one super hero at a time folks.

At least it's not as crappy as "The Ghost Whisperer". Ugh, **** that.


Yeah, the first few episodes weren't that great. Then you got a feeling the writers were kinda lost. Then suddenly, everything magically came together and now it's fantastic. It just started out a little rough.

Oh, and it's still the first season.

http://epguides.com/heroes/



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

still shocked at no actual houses on this program




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

They search people's houses...That has to count for something.




Posted by Stalolin

he has the black guy break in lol




Posted by Shade

That's why he hired him.




Posted by Ant

this show sounds dumber with every new post I read.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Like you?




Posted by Ant

I so saw that coming :cool2:




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You know me too well. :-*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Best scenes between House and Wilson ever.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I concur.

Clinic patient sucked, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, not as funny as past clinic scenes. But the Wilson stuff made up for it. The cafeteria part made me laugh pretty hard.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Hahah, yeah.




Posted by Shade

Seriously?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, not really.




Posted by Yonaka

House is a great show. Didn't get to see much of the episode this time though. :(
Ah well. Next week I shan't miss it.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Holy ****, that was unexpected.

And what's with the lack of clinic patients? That was uncalled for.

lol'd at the porn doesn't download itself bit.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Clinic patients in that episode? Nah, doesn't work. Is was great as is. My mom totally cried at the end.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

They could have done it in the beginning.

But yeah, pretty sad episode.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I guess, but it would've taken away from the other good bits. Namely House raping Wilson's ex-wife.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Ah yes, that's true.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

As if Foreman is quitting. DRAMA

And again, no clinic patient. Good episode, though. Kinda got teary at one point.

"Flames?"
"Makes it look like I'm going fast." I lol'd




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, wtf, two weeks in a row with some pretty sad moments. Though I've noticed they've been adding in a lot more House/Wilson moments which they hadn't been doing three weeks prior. Definitely a plus.

But lawd, that whole cane part had me laughing pretty hard.




Posted by Shade

lol'd at the cane made out of bull penis




Posted by sniper

THIS BLOG IS NOW ABOUT HOUSE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

speaking of which, I missed last night's due to my birthday. Any good?




Posted by Shade

Very good.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It's basically a given that it was good.

I don't remember Chase reminding Cameron that he likes her this week. And there finally was a clinic patient, which wasn't as funny as I was hoping for. Drama with Foreman quitting (which I doubt he will) and House trying to hook up with a girl. Good stuff.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

There, that's what I was asking for, a run-down. Not a "very good lol" ****ing moran.

Man, if I don't get my hard drive soon and download it, it'll be the first episode I've never seen.




Posted by Ant

kill yourself beforehand just in case you don't get it in time.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Watch it first, then kill yourself. Or better yet, wait until the season is over. Or just wait until all the seasons are finished. Then kill ant instead.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like the cut of your jib




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Did you watch the episode you missed?

This week's was great. and ****, did I see it say 'In two weeks' the finale will air? I thought they weren't going to be missing any more weeks this season.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

So wait, there's no new episode next week? *******it.

But yeah, I made sure to download it. No way am I missing an episode.




Posted by Ant

no...way.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

According to http://www.fox.com/house, yeah, two weeks. sucks




Posted by Shade

I expect a great re-run.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

re-run?




Posted by Stalolin

it's when they show an episode that's been shown before, generally the episode shown is recent, like last week's episode




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I thought he was talking about the finale (hence my reply), but I guess he was talking about next Tuesday's episode.




Posted by Stalolin

oh, for a second there I thought canucks didn't use the term re-run and lived in burrows and ate moles




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

We do, but we're familiar with your term 're-run'.




Posted by Ant

scrubs>house




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Scrubs is good, but definitely not better.




Posted by Xero

I watch the show when I have the time. The last one I saw was about a pregnant women how started by having a stroke and then her organs started shutting down one by one until the doctors finally decided to expand the baby's lungs and see where the problem might come from. The scene where the baby's hand touched House touched me. It was too cute...




Posted by Shade


Quoting Angelwing: Scrubs is good, but definitely not better.


Lies.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

two weeks and then one new episode before a whole three months without anything new? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

No kidding. It'll probably be even longer than that, or do you have a date for season four?

Seriously, Scrubs doesn't stand a chance against House. Just about nothing does.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah, I just threw out a number, though the new season will likely be late September, early October. So, four to five months. :(




Posted by Shade

Scrubs ended last night. :( Sadness did ensue.

I will not miss House as much as Scrubs.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Too long. :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

omg 2 more days




Posted by Stalolin

so i'm catching up on old episodes, and i've just watched the beginning of this one, but it seems pretty fantastic

these firemen were going to lift this really fat guy out of a building because they thought he was dead and then the fat guy farts and they're like OH **** HE'S GOT A PULSE

And that's all I've seen so far.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THOSE TWO WEEKS JUST FLEW BY




Posted by Stalolin

haha oh wow

this fat guy is like the two ton version of house




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Hahah, yeah, that was a great episode. So you haven't watched every episode yet? How could you. I'm totally re-watching them all (again) once this season's finished. and then probably again.




Posted by Stalolin

I'm almost caught up. I'm on the third season. I only have about a billion episodes to go.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Hahah, yeah, that was a great episode. So you haven't watched every episode yet? How could you. I'm totally re-watching them all (again) once this season's finished. and then probably again.


*** yes. I'm renting the DVDs next week and going on a house marathon.


oh, and I was watching "Canada's Worst Handyman" and found out one of the judges names is "Greg House." Blew my mind.



Posted by Ant

hahaha. canada.




Posted by Pit

House is ****ing retarded. This guy is the MacGyver of medicine.

Every episode there's like this super ridiculous illness, infection, etc., and like, these super rare cases that are unheard of happen day to day in house.




Posted by Shade

I can see the headlines now.

"Startling revelation! Television: It's not reality!"




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I wish there were a billion episodes.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: oh, and I was watching "Canada's Worst Handyman" and found out one of the judges names is "Greg House." Blew my mind.


Whoa. Just whoa.



Posted by Pit


Quoting Shade32: I can see the headlines now.

"Startling revelation! Television: It's not reality!"


We know that you sarcastic ****.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, I wished all he did was treat the common cold and sore throats. That would be super.




Posted by Pit

It'd make sense.

Every patient has a super disease. This guy has no breaks and ****. Hell, he can't even go on vacation without there being a super patient on a ****ing plane. Give me a ****ing break.




Posted by Ant

so, what I saw in the commercial for the next one is the girl comes back to life after being pronounced dead. HOW DOES SHE DO IT?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

SHE'S MARY MAGDALEN




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Pit:
Every patient has a super disease. This guy has no breaks and ****. Hell, he can't even go on vacation without there being a super patient on a ****ing plane. Give me a ****ing break.


I fail to see how this would be unbelievable.

House is too awesome to go on vacation.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's called drugs, dude. He goes through at least twelve vacations a day.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah, or that




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

what the ****

WHAT THE ****

****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHY DID EVERYONE LEAVE?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

ugh, I was not expecting that. They'd all better come back, but it doesn't look promising...****, there had still better be a season 4.

...this may be the first episode I haven't overly enjoyed.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I enjoyed it... right up until the end. But now I really want to see what happens.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah. This sucks.




Posted by Stalolin

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117959594.html?categoryid=14&cs=1

fourth season, don't worry




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Phew.

except half the cast looks like they won't be coming back...




Posted by sniper

Well, that was entirely unexpected. I can't imagine this show without the three of them.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Either Chase and Cameron come back, or no one comes back and they get a whole new group together. The latter is likely just because I think they want something new at this point. Every episode was pretty **** good, but we all knew the characters well enough to know what what was going to happen in an episode, so it became fairly formulaic. Change might be good.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

nooooooooooooooooooooooo




Posted by Shade

I fear change.

House was excellent. But I do have to admit Boston Legal had the superior season finale.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Don't even ****ing kid yourself, dude.




Posted by Shade

Yeah, I must be deluded.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

****, you can't compare anything to House. Why bother trying.




Posted by Shade

Doug.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

How dare you.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Actually, the only show that tops it is Gargoyles.




Posted by Shade

Gargoyles is nowhere near being the best cartoon.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

****ing take that back




Posted by Shade

Nevar

I'm going to staaaaandmyground




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I won't give in




Posted by Pit

Gargoyles was alright. Spongebob is better though




Posted by Ant

agreed.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

seconded




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

**** you guys




Posted by Shade

it's theeeeeeee c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

what no, no it's not




Posted by booyah719

Gargoyles + House + ?? = PROFIT!!!!

Goliath and the gang will be House's new medical staff. Awesome, no?




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

way to gay the **** out of this

go gay somewhere else gayer gay gay :mad:




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

House needs to come back on already.




Posted by Ant

naw




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

fukken banned




Posted by Ant

-buys a fukken banned and drinks it-




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Blub, delete all of ant's posts from here on out. I'm too lazy.




Posted by Ant

AH *** SOMEONE GIVE ME THE antIDOTE TO THE FUKKEN BANNED!




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

give me moderator powers again :mad:

please :(

this is OUR LAND OF ICE

and maybe hate, maybe hate




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh ****, when'd you get demodded? probably when I did! k, pm jesse and also change the name to something good. Not retarded please, but good.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I don't mind this name, yet

unless you have something in mind

something good




Posted by Ant

QUEEFMONSTER'S FAMILY FEEDBAG!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

no

we'll think of something. Something good




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ant's was good. Really good in fact. I lol'd.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It is subpar at best.

what were the old names?




Posted by Ant

The House of Queefs? Queefporium? queef queef queef queef queef?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Actually, I like Queefporium. Good job.




Posted by Ant

Uncle Lisa's Family Queefporium would probably be best.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Season 4 starts September 25th. Woooo




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, Halo and House on the same day? **** yeah.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

This needs to be on the front page.

5 MORE DAYS




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

UNTIL HALO 3!




Posted by Pit

Apartment.




Posted by Kit

I love House but it's hardly ever on over here, once, maybe twice a week, and Hallmark is a stupid channel that puts shows on at random times so it's kind of hard to catch an episode. I also think Hugh Laurie is fantastic, I've loved his acting ever since Blackadder. :)




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Buy the seasons!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

A pity that Heroes is going to totally overshadow new House this week.

OH, HIRO!




Posted by Stalolin

Or better yet! [URL]http://tv-links.co.uk/listings/1/42[/URL]

edit: *******it x you ninja'd me

this post is a response to lisa's




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yes, that too.

And something overshadow House? Doubtful.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'll admit, as much as I'm looking forward to new House... oh ****, new Heroes? DO WANT SO BAD




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I hope Nathan is alive. :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I still need to watch Heroes, so don't spoil anything plz.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You want spoilers you say?

Actually there's not too much to spoil anyways.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Episode 1 spoils everything for you. BEEG ACKSPLOSHUN POOOOOM




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That, and it's pretty easy to figure out the last episode from, like, the third. The real meat of the series is how the separate storylines eventually intertwine, and that's pretty hard to spoil.




Posted by Kit

Wait, what series of Heroes are you all watching? Because if it's a new one I might just cry.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

There only is one season right now.




Posted by Kit

I'm up to episode 26, lol.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wait, what series of Heroes are you all watching? Because if it's a new one I might just cry.


New episodes are tomorrow. Though that'd be sweet if they leaked.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Kit;752245]I'm up to episode 26, lol.

... House, or Heroes?




Posted by Shade

House.

Also, 2 days etc etc




Posted by Kit


Quoting The X: ... House, or Heroes?


Heroes, (23, not 26. Woops). But on that last episode I watched (Spoilers) [Spoiler]Where they defeat Sylar and he disappears down the drain[/Spoiler] screams Season 3 so my cousin better get more of them.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Technically, the first 23 episodes are a single season. Hence 'End of Volume One'.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Technically? More like, there's only one season. Season 2 starts tomorrow.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

The airing gap between the first 12 or so episodes and the remaining 11 kinda separates them into seasons.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No it doesn't. The second season starts tomorrow.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

They'd best kill off Niki soon.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Worst character ever? Yes. Stupidest power ever? Yes. Terrible storyline? Yes.

seriously, she needs to gtfo




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Kring"]Tim Kring[/URL] stated that he originally created Niki with the power to be in two places at once, which stems from her life as a single mother. Niki was also originally written to be a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Showgirl"]showgirl[/URL]. However, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Larter"]Ali Larter[/URL] did not have the proper physique to portray a showgirl, so the character's profession was changed to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cam_whore"]internet stripper[/URL].

owned, *****. I think her power has kinda been retconned into super-strength now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

***, the original character was so much better.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Sylar should have reverse-shot Niki instead of Parkman. But from the season 2 trailer, looks like everyone stays alive anyway.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Kinda defeats the impact when it's like "OH **** HE'S DEAD" and then one season later "ah nvm, he lived." Same problem with comics occasionally.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

sylar didn't die, peter and nathan didn't die, parkman didn't die... Only person who seems to be really dead after the finale is the leader of The Company.

WHAT AM I THINKING NOW, PARKMAN?!

YOUR LAST THOUGHT

BAM




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Which, admittedly, was awesome. Still though, what's the point in even "killing" them if you're not, you know, going to kill them. Makes it feel cheap.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Kinda devalues the whole ending with Nathan saving Peter. My manly tears were in vain!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's like when Captain America died. And then all I thought was "see you in a few months, Cap." Thus, pointless :(

I mean, I don't want any of the characters to die, minus niki, but, you know, don't even kill them in the first place.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Simone, Isaac and Ted are perma-dead, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ted was actually cool, too bad. Though Isaac sucked and Simone was a pretty lame character in my opinion. So **** 'em




Posted by Kit

Eh, the last disc (The one I have with me) says "SEASON 2 PART 2 EPISODES 19-23" so I kinda assumed.

I definately agree that Niki's power sucks ****. Mike (or whatever the **** his name is) has a cool power though. **** YEAH I CAN ROB VENDING MACHINES




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Micah.

***, YOU IDORT




Posted by Kit

Micah is a stupid name.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

STOP RUINING IT ***




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Season premier was pretty awwight. Not exceptional.

Though the House season premier sounds ****ing boss.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I've decided to not look into it. I like being surprised.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I read the spoilers free stuff, so I don't know any of the good bits. But everything else sounded positive as ****.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

About to watch new Heroes.

AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

House was pretty good, looking forward to next week. I wonder when the threesome will appear.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Ted was actually cool, too bad. Though Isaac sucked and Simone was a pretty lame character in my opinion. So **** 'em


Isaac ****ing rocked, you ****.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What made him a good character? He sucked.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Isaac was pretty much a plot device, rather than a character.




Posted by Shade

I thought Isaac was cool =/




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

who the **** are you?




Posted by Shade

netman




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

nah, probably shade.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

New episode tonight, **** yeah. I hope they put off reintroducing Niki and her family as long as possible.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Wait, doesn't it air Mondays?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, this is Monday.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I thought today was Sunday.




Posted by Shade


Quoting The X: New episode tonight, **** yeah. I hope they put off reintroducing Niki and her family as long as possible.


Nikki and Micah should die, and D.L should go out and rape with that awesome power of his.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

They just need to get rid of Nikki. Everyone else is fine.




Posted by Shade

Looks like Nikki's back next episode. Enjoy!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

dude, heroes last night was awesome. Way better than the premier.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

NEEDS MORE HOUSE

which is on tonight!




Posted by Shade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: dude, heroes last night was awesome. Way better than the premier.


Hell yeah. Maya's power has me very intrigued. Also, question. I didn't see all of the first season (missed a few), but is that blue energy Peter shoots out of his hand a new ability or an old one?

And for House, LET THE ELIMINATIONS BEGIN.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

at first I thought it was telekinesis, but now I'm pretty sure it's new.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Seraph:

And for House, LET THE ELIMINATIONS BEGIN.


Should be entertaining.



Posted by Shade

Indian guy, black guy, and hot girl who looks like Cameron are getting hired.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Except she doesn't really look like Cameron.




Posted by Shade

A little bit.

and real Cameron needs to go back to red hair. though I do like how she and Chase are still in the show.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

that harold and kumar guy is definitely staying, and yeah, same with the hot chick. the black guy sucks though.

As for the power that Peter showed in Heroes, wasn't that the power we see him predominantly use in the future?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Seraph: A little bit.

and real Cameron needs to go back to red hair. though I do like how she and Chase are still in the show.


When did she ever have red hair?

And yeah, black dude is kinda lame.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Where the hell was my House last week? Honestly, wtf better not happen again.

and **** you guys i downloaded more Heroes and I'm hooked. :(




Posted by Gollum

Just go to google and search "house air dates" and click the first one. It gives you a list of upcoming episode dates so you're not disappointed. :)

House is on tomorrow!




Posted by Shade

YES! **** BASEBALL.

[quote]and **** you guys i downloaded more Heroes and I'm hooked.

As it should be.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Gollum: Just go to google and search "house air dates" and click the first one. It gives you a list of upcoming episode dates so you're not disappointed. :)

House is on tomorrow!


I usually do look it up but I didn't last time. :(

Baseball is one of the most boring sports to watch on tv. What were they thinking.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Where the hell was my House last week? Honestly, wtf better not happen again.


Yeah, I saw it coming, but what the ****? Not only did it just start, but it was only for one week. HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh man

4 MINUTES REMAINING




Posted by Shade

Oh *** that episode was badass on so many levels




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

RIP Old Man. He was awesome.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

He was pretty awesome. That ***** needs to go.




Posted by Shade

If she gets hired I'm never watching the show again.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She won't. No one actually likes her. If anything she's just a plot device. 13, Mormon black guy, and Harold and Kumar is going to make it.




Posted by Shade

New black guy is awesome. Did Forman ever clock House in the face? No.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I coulda sworn Foreman punched House... he punched someone, that much I know.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: She won't. No one actually likes her. If anything she's just a plot device. 13, Mormon black guy, and Harold and Kumar is going to make it.


Yeah, she'll never make it. And I thought it could only be three?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That is three. The indian dude is best known for his role in Harold and Kumar.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Ohhh...didn't know what you were talking about.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how I don't remember any of their names. Except for Henry for the old guy. Otherwise it's 13, Kumar, Cuthroat *****, Black Mormon, and that-guy-who-never-gets-and-airtime-but-still-got-a-rose-last-episode-for-no-apparent-reason. Also, possibly someone else that I can't remember.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I remember Kutner...that's about it. Cuthroat ***** is the only name she'll ever have, and 13 will always just be 13. And yeah, why the hell did that other guy get a rose? Old guy should have stayed.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I honestly thought that guy was gone. I didn't see Old Man getting the boot, simply because he was awesome. But their justification made complete sense, so it was cool. But still, Pointless Guy is, well, completely pointless and will obviously be gone in the next episode. All he did last episode was say "Tests came back negative" or "We didn't find anything."




Posted by Shade

Nah, that guy who kept being wrong all time is getting the axe next week. Plus, he's annoying as hell.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

True, though it would have been interesting to see him for at least another episode. And yeah, pretty sure Pointless Guy will be gone next episode, too.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Shade: Nah, that guy who kept being wrong all time is getting the axe next week. Plus, he's annoying as hell.


Nah, he'll probably be staying for another couple episodes.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Nah, that guy who kept being wrong all time is getting the axe next week. Plus, he's annoying as hell.


Who? Kumar, or...?



Posted by Pit

kooumar, what kind a name is that?




Posted by Shade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Who? Kumar, or...?


No, dumb guy who kept asking him who the non-doctor was.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, Jew Doctor? Nah, he's staying for a bit. Assuming he doesn't eliminate a bunch of people next episode. It's going Pointless Guy, then Jew Doctor, then Cutthroat. That's how I see it anyways.




Posted by Ant

you know what I like? not house.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Shut up chubby and go eat Kirby.




Posted by Ant

soon enough my dear....soon enough




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It's a shame brawl isn't going to be online. My *** needs kicking.




Posted by Ant

good ***, you're so misinformed it's sickening. YES IT IS. though it won't be XBAWKZ quality online. it will be online.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

If not xbox quality, then it doesn't count.




Posted by Ant

go to bed, anagelwaign




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Brawl online might suck, but ****, I will play the hell out of it.




Posted by Ant

I will at first, then get bored of it.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I should get a Wii sometime. Maybe.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I will at first, then get bored of it.


It'll be good for when my friends are busy for sure. Though if it had voice chat... oh man.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Angelwing: I should get a Wii sometime. Maybe.


psh, it doesn't have any good shootan gamez, don't bother.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: It'll be good for when my friends are busy for sure. Though if it had voice chat... oh man.


yeah man, I so know what you mean.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: psh, it doesn't have any good shootan gamez, don't bother.


METROID



Posted by Ant

apparently the new metal of honor game coming out has better control than metroid. and THIRTY TWO ONLINE PLAYER WOOO.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

MoH? No thanks.




Posted by Ant

YEAH IT'S ALL ABOUT CALL OF DUTY YEAAAAAAAAAAH




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

**** YEAH




Posted by Ridley_04


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: METROID



And Resident Evil 4.



Posted by Ant

lol port whatever




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, doesn't count.

And 32 PLAYER ONLINE SUPPORT? OH MAN, OVER WIFI? WOOOOOOO

lol going to be so laggy it's not even funny.




Posted by Ant

maybe




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No... it will. 16 players on a strong wired connection is pushing it. Unless they set up dedicated servers it's going to be awful.

Wait, it's ****ing Medal of Honour. That game sucks anyways.




Posted by Ant

I have the one on the ps1 called...MoH Frontline I think. Played it once...

otherwise, lol shootan game




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

shootan gaems tend to suck hard.




Posted by Ant

I never thought I'd hear bowser say that...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Bowser enjoys his platformers and kart racin' games, and his golf games, and his tennis games... and his soccer games... and baseball games... and his rpgs...




Posted by Ant

Lol. Don't forget geography, time travel, and hotel management!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hotel management... those were the days, man.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

We were all wrong. and yay Foreman!




Posted by Ant

I saw a guy in a bathtub. How awesome did that turn out?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Resulted in a doctor getting electrocuted, so pretty awesome.




Posted by Ant

****IT.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Last night's episode was aaaaaawesome. But it makes me think Kumar is going for sure which I never really expected. Foreman has also become quite a bit better.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

ah ****, bet cutthroat ***** stays.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, I was like "wtf" at the end of that episode. Did not expect Big Love to be kicked out at all.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Neither did I. I was pretty much :O followed by :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I actually kinda liked him :( Still hate Cutthroat *****. Seriously, boot her already.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

bet they all get booted and chase and cameron come back

just you wait and see




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Would not complain.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

we should be the writers. I'll take 4 cents




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

AND THEN HOUSE DIES


first day on the job.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

from lupus.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It finally was lupus




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

man, they should have left it for the finale




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

best finale ever? yes




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i'm applying now




Posted by Ant

hey guys I'm watching house it the one where the girl is really fat and has a heartattack, and now she's flipping out lol.




Posted by Ant

ha, they went to commercial right after she flipped. now that's good tv. two hooks in 13 minutes.




Posted by Arcadios

I forget....that was season 1. Right?




Posted by Ant

haha oh man house just said something witty




Posted by Ant

I hope the black guy dies this episode




Posted by Ant

oh man, they're having the black guy ask people about her taking pills? a little much, but whatever.




Posted by Ant

and a rich black man who isn't a rapper? where do they come up with this stuff?




Posted by Ant

oh good, that fat ***** has a tumor. "lol i hav curves" aka I'MA FAT *****




Posted by Ant

oh *** I hope this ***** dies.




Posted by Ant

random bleeding spots wtf? and on a commerical again. **** this show follows the formula perfectly.




Posted by Ant

they should let the black guys have a rap battle. that'd be sweet.




Posted by Ant

cushions. oh man I should have known.




Posted by Ant

AH GROSS. did not like the surgery scene.




Posted by Ant

oh yay no one got fired.

HAPPY ENDING




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

HECK YEAH




Posted by cool gamer dad

this episode of House was awesome.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

aren't they all




Posted by cool gamer dad

I have to go wash my hands.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

That'll be a week of detention!




Posted by MottaTheHutt

omg what's house?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

New House tonight. Finally.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh ****, really? Kinda just in time, too. Was Heroes on yesterday?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Heck no. Just House. Three new episodes, next one on Sunday.


Gotta say though it was weird seeing a new episode set a christmas.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah, I saw there's one for Sunday. PUMPED.

Yeah, way to show the christmas episode at the end of January. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME




Posted by Shade

awwww shit, House love interest? DO WANT




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

eh idk. If anything, him and Stacey. Good episode, though!




Posted by Shade

Who's Stacey?

See, that's just how ****ing long this writer's strike has been going.


oh yeah the ex wife right? nvm. **** that *****. Antarctica chick ALL THE WAY




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I missed it. What happened?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

House discovers why this chick in the south pole is dying via webcam. I like how she's just a psychiatrist but she knows/can do everything a real doctor can do. But hey, maybe they know how do do all that.

Oh also, Wilson is dating cutthroat *****.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Oh also, Wilson is dating cutthroat *****.


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I thought we'd never have to see her again.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah. I was all "who the **** is th-NO WAY"

poor wilson




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What does he see in her ;_;




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

idk Wilson likes to pick the winners, I guess.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

she must have cancer




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

***** cancer




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Was there a new one on Monday or something? I guess I could go check, but since I'm here someone should just check for me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah. Cuddy stripped and danced on a poll and House was all "JEEZ, CAN'T DIAGNOSE WITH YOU ALL UP IN MY FACE" and she's all "haha, oh house"




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON maybe cameron and chase will come back




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Season rocks so far, btw.




Posted by Crazy K

I of course, must agree.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not as good as this season of Dexter.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Never got into Dexter. Should have watched passed the first episode I guess. Too many shows to watch now




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fuuuuck, too bad. Best show on TV right now. Every episode is like HOLY **** OH **** I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING




Posted by Crazy K

Yeah Dexter is pretty awesome as well.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh shi was not expecting that!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

they shoulda killed taub instead




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dude was going to work for the white house. saw it on the Today show. So that explains it.

But they did a super bad job. The dude was figuring **** out left and right on the show and house was all "you rock bro" and then he up and kills himself? don't buy it.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah it was a pretty ****ing stupid way of letting him go. oh well, get rid of taub and bring back cameron and chase. 13 can stay, she aiight




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

she only awwight because she's all right looking. nothing wrong with taub though kutner was the best new character.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah he was. and cute. taub is ugly. yeah 13 is hot.