How did you learn about sex




Posted by inequity

DId someone tell you? Did your parents use hand puppets to teach you? Did they show you?

I honestly don't remember how I found out about it. No one ever told me the specifics, I just seemed to always know. How did you learn?




Posted by Stalolin

Second grade.

A friend of mine told me.




Posted by Omni

I learned about how it worked from a book I got when I was like 8, but most of the graphic details from the internet around age 12 and my friends.




Posted by Red

Me and Colonel gaysexed as part of our sexual experimentation when we were 10.




Posted by Zeta

Internet.




Posted by Shin-Ra

I was six and always rode in the back of the school bus. Pretty self-explanatory huh?




Posted by TendoAddict

Slowly found out from a myraid of sources.




Posted by Linko_16

Parents wouldn't tell me. Growth and Development classes wouldn't tell me.

INTERNET PRON SITES TOLD ME.




Posted by Oforia

My dog told me through his actions




Posted by s0ul

I walked in on myself having sex once. It was weird.




Posted by Slade

I slowly accumulated the information from friends and from older kids talking loudly.


Oh, and Duke Nukem 3D.




Posted by KoH

Kindergarten. Kid pointed out to me on a TV show, a couple who was in bed, and said "they're having sex!" Obviously they weren't, so that's not exactly how I learned of the actual mechanics of it all. I learned all that through TV, internet, and finally my father.




Posted by Alastor

The Internet. Some lowbrow something like Newgrounds, honestly. It's kinda funny, but kinda tragic.




Posted by Tyler Durden

I walked in on my aunt and uncle, when I was 5.. asked them to make me some breakfast.

Fast forward to 12 years later, my friend (female friend) walks in on me with an ex girlfriend, doing the deed.. We're still friends, have no idea what happened to the ex though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

My mom was always open about the subject, so I knew about it long before I should've. Hell, I can recall trying to do something that required me to stick something in a hole, saying "I can't find the hole" and my mom said "put some hair around it." This was when I was five. So yeah, besides that, lunch time with my friends certainly taught me enough, and the internet, a few years later, taught me the rest.




Posted by fates warning

googlein' boobs.




Posted by Xero

At 5 years old, I asked mom how to make babies.
In grade 1, kids around me were making sexual jokes. Taught me some naughty words.
Grade 3, I probably knew 80% of what there was to know about sex.
Grade 7, I found pr0nography.

Yup...




Posted by Fate

While I had run-ins with sexual advances in my youth, I didn't know what sex really was or fully grasped the concept of it. I never really had sexual urges until I met my boyfriend. 17 is the best age to do it. :)




Posted by Tyler Durden

17 year olds are stupid, and experienced sexual partners require too much attention.. Wait.. So do inexperienced partners.




Posted by keyartist

When I was four and I found my dads porn, about the same time I stoped believeing in santa "satan clause".




Posted by MarioStar

Cinemax.




Posted by Ch

As with Vampiro, my Mom and Dad were always really open with it and I knew way before other kids. Then I met my best friend and his dad was a porno freak so I was exposed to porn at like 6 years old. Then in 5th grade, me and my buddy Tyler typed in "Vagina" under Google.




Posted by Iris

Learned in elementary school. Parents gave some insight as well.

The internet didn't actually teach me anything about it, except for maybe a few detailed techniques and positions.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's because you're a girl. The internet is just about socialising and myspace to girls. Idiot.




Posted by Average n00b

Walked in on my parents when I was 6. x_X I told my friend and she told me what it was.




Posted by G-Sides

friends and the internet, mainly. different relatives would try to give me insight but they'd always **** up and start talking about something else.
for example; my grandma tried to give a form of the talk but ended up telling me how good her ex boyfriend used to touch her and that she'd buy me condoms if i ever needed them. another one being something about my cousin tommy starting to talk to me about not getting laid till 22.

oh well :s




Posted by MarioStar

It must be brutal seeing your parents doin the nasty




Posted by junior senior

well I started watching South Park when it first aired, I was in 1st grade...




Posted by Raptor

Cartoons. Furry cartoons.




Posted by Philsdad

Like many others, I learned about it from my parents at a rather young age, and learned a LOT of details (and vocabulary) on the school bus. Then I learned some other cool stuff thanks to a late night public access TV show called Life Without Shame.




Posted by Aesthetic

My bedroom was right next to my parents', and either they weren't too quiet or our walls were too thin. I blame the walls. **** mobile homes.

The specifics were what I had my older sister for.




Posted by s0ul


Quoting Aesthetic:

The specifics were what I had my older sister for.



Man, if that wasn't incest, that'd be hot beyond all hot.



Posted by Aesthetic

[color=lemonchiffon]Hey, had to play on the trailor scene. Srsly though, I didn't need to hear exactly how boring the sex was between her and her ex-fianc




Posted by s0ul

Well, if you didn't know that, you would've sat on sister's boyfriend cum.

Which also would've been totally hot.




Posted by Aesthetic

I slept on the couch before she told me. No, not hot. Not hot at all.




Posted by s0ul

Good thing you had clothes on. We wouldn't want little Samlits running around. I'm too young to be a grandpa.




Posted by Aesthetic

Don't lie, you know you'd love it. "C'mere, punk. See that? See that right there? That's Kazuo using an Ingram M10 against those fuckers. You're gonna grow up to be just like him, you little shits." Such a good grandpapa.




Posted by s0ul

IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE I WONDER WHY WE STOPPED TALKING 20 YEARS AGO

Then I remember and realize I'm derailing a thread so I say something like "5th grade, some kid was talking about it then I played it cool and acted like I already knew what he was talking about."




Posted by Aesthetic

That doesn't explain how you learned about it. You suck at this. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS LIFE.

but yeah, sexsexparentalnastinesssex=education




Posted by The underground

basically my dad was open with it the internet is cool but now im backpacking with a bunch of marines i hear nothing but sex sex sex and a bunch of cursing.




Posted by Mystic Hero

I was 8, my friend's brother told me. Then when I was 12 some guys at a highschool hacked the computer system and a giant porno picture appeared on all the computer screens in the district. Pretty funny when the teachers were using paper to cover the screens and then the paper would fall. I remember our sub's face that day, bright red when the paper she used to cover it kept falling. Then in health class a year later our teacher was very open about it.




Posted by Omni

Wow, I can't believe they didn't think of turning the monitors off.




Posted by Slade

I remember having several of those health courses as a part of my PE class in gradeschool. I don't think I ever got much out of them, though, as the most memorable part from them was when this kid in my class asked what a boner was. He's gay now.




Posted by The Judge

I just sorta picked it up eventually. Probably hearing about it from various places.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

Some lady showed me a long time ago. Then random other people/websites.




Posted by junior senior

She showed you how to have sex?




Posted by Dexter

Woody Allen.




Posted by veritas

I just picked it up as I grew older




Posted by bu-snaka SHAKA

FFULLLUUUTUT VEE DEE BAKA LAKA FAKA SHAKA

translation:

When I was a small child, I was the center of attention of the village. Grown men would experiment on me. Sex has always been a natural thing for me. I was born with it.




Posted by Omni

Da Vinci, is that you?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

My mom is real cool on the sex subject. She told me everything about it and forced me to watch a couple pr0ns when I was 5.




Posted by EvilDeadGamer

INTERNET RULES!! Seriously, i was look up some game and somehow i came across this porn site and...well....that pretty much taught me everything i know...later on my parents told me about the whole thing. but i already knew, but i didnt tell them that. wow, thats been awhile.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My mom is real cool on the sex subject. She told me everything about it and forced me to watch a couple pr0ns when I was 5.


And somehow you turned out gay. Boy, did she **** up somewhere, eh?



Posted by Arcadios

Chances are it was my parents. I can't remember but I believe it was when I was around 6.




Posted by Kit

I found a porn mag half-ripped up under a hedge when I was six or seven.




Posted by Sterling

I actually came across a celebrity pr0nz site when I was like, 4 then ****, fappin ever since.




Posted by Colonel


Quoting Red: Me and Colonel gaysexed as part of our sexual experimentation when we were 10.


True.



Posted by Electrical Hazard

flipping channels and came across some porn when I was like 7




Posted by Xenos

Read a news article about a girl being brutally raped.




Posted by Omni

That's the only way to really learn what it's all about.




Posted by Xenos

I found it very interesting. I wonder if that's what people call ... arousal?

[spoiler] I am kidding [/spoiler]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

rape IS pretty arousing.




Posted by junior senior


Quoting Koligraphy: I actually came across a celebrity pr0nz site when I was like, 4 then ****, fappin ever since.



you mean 2 months ago?



Posted by jas11

one of my friends in first grade then later in second grade i asked my mom and she went into more graphic detail.




Posted by Fort Shino

MY friend told me, then I went home and google'd it.
Then in Grade 8 I had one sex ed. class which showed us how to use a condom by rolling them onto dildo's. Except after five minutes we started throwing them at each other. Then in grade 9 I ahd a week of sex ed. classes. We even studied rape. But I got my teacher pretty embarresed when I started each question with "So can you tell us, from personal experience how does it feel......"




Posted by Near

Porn.




Posted by Skitzo Control

Much like how I learned to read, math, tying my shoes and whiping properly, I don't recall how I learned about sex. For some reason, it feels as though the "how-tos" of sex were ingrained in my mind before I even learned about it.




Posted by Phuck You

What the **** is sex?!




Posted by omgiloveanimeporn

Phuck you...it obviously is when 2 men love each other enough to have a child.




Posted by Phuck You

**** me? **** you mate, I was just ****ing saying mate. So what, sex is another word for the stork? Why men? You a homosapien? That's cool mate, but I'm not a homosapien. ****. ****ing noob.




Posted by omgiloveanimeporn

I think you mean hemopheliac, you dumb ****....so what if im a hemopheliac ani like men....**** me mate? NO **** YOU MATE! ill throw goldeen at you!




Posted by Ch

During recess in elementary school, too.




Posted by Phuck You

Raped I take it.




Posted by Phuck You

"my theory is, if anyone wants my weed bad enough to go into my *******, they can have it"

The waiting game eh!




Posted by Sable Wind

I learned about sex when I was nine and going on a Pokemon chatroom. Then I learned how to type "/join" and had heard about this "sex" thing. I typed "/join #sex" and guys started IMing me to cyber with me.

I was really curious, so I said I was eighteen and would just go along with what they said. I remember telling a guy I had gotten a ten inch cucumber and that I was shoving it up my vagina, and typing "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH," having absolutely NO idea what the hell I was doing. I remember learning that a penis went into a vagina, and those were the basics of sex, but I really only learned what it was after the fact. All the notions of thrusting, hard penises, and cumming I learned from reading dirty fanfiction when I was eleven on up.

Come to think of it, that's where I learned about masturbation, too. :x




Posted by Solid Snake

Porn when I was like 10 : )




Posted by Optimus Prime

Hmmm like 8 years old




Posted by misogenie

Puberty is like a bottle of wine that's popped it's cork frequently. Now in my early 40's that bottle of wine is not as high-pressurized. Emission is now pretty modest. My diet is to eat green leafy salads. I don't choose expensive herbal drugs. :cool: :o




Posted by UncleYaris

same way most of my friends did, talk from older siblings before finally reaching into the wonderful world of porn :P




Posted by Grave Wisdom

I saw my first soft-core porno, when I was around 5 or 6. Of course, there was no actual sex in it. The rest I just pieced together.