Circumference of your butthole?




Posted by Iris

In honor of Pi day.




Posted by sniper

Are we talking at rest, or at maximum stretch?




Posted by Ant

How do you figure that out again? 3.14 x the radius?




Posted by sniper

2pir




Posted by Iris

The diameter times pi.

This is at maximum capacity.




Posted by Lord of Spam

no idea. never tried. guessing fairly small.




Posted by mis0

If I had to guess based off of your forehead alone, I'd say A MILE




Posted by Roger Smith

Well, you know what they say about dudes with big fo heads.




Posted by mis0

No actually I don't.




Posted by Roger Smith

Hell, I don't know either. The mystery of the 5head will remain........a mystery.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Roger Smith: Well, you know what they say about dudes with big fo heads.


unusually thick skulls, allowing them to headbutt the **** out of people.

just sayin man. **** happens. watch your back.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Let's just say if you drop a quarter from side to side it would fall for 53 minutes.

eternal win for those who know the reference.




Posted by Slade

...i'm just gonna wait for someone who knows the reference to post before i make my entry into this thread...

-ihs ho




Posted by Linko_16

Over Nine Thousand.




Posted by Ant

mm, inches, feet, yards, meters?




Posted by Linko_16

Futa Penises.




Posted by Ant

so, 18,000 inches or so?




Posted by Linko_16

I dunno, these are some pretty big penises.




Posted by Ant

2 inches each...? I've got some bad news for you then.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: mm, inches, feet, yards, meters?


mm, cm, dm, m?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

also: reference was house of leaves. There's this stairwell that's about two stories high, but it stretches to over a couple miles high. The guy at the top drops a quarter to the bottom to signal that the wounded had made it to the top safely. When the final guy is being brought up, something happens, then suddenly, 53 minutes later, the quarter hits the ground. The editor adds a footnote containing a bunch of math explaining that, for the quarter to fall for 53 minutes, the stairwell would have exceeded the earth's circumference.

Good read. Spooky ****.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: mm, cm, dm, m?


decameteres, kilometers, picometers, exometers, etc

fun fact, 1 exometer is something like 105 lightyears.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

aw, you know your metric measurements. cute.




Posted by Lord of Spam

took AP physics. the entire class was metric, as were the rest of my AP classes.

I'm fairly well aquainted by american standards, but they're still not my primary measurement.




Posted by Ant

lol physics.




Posted by Senator Ramen

Sometimes, buttholes are funny




Posted by The Judge

Sometimes butts are funny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Sometimes, but rarely.




Posted by Ant

I was so gonna say that.




Posted by Zeta

Therefore buttholes are always funny.

Do I pass math?




Posted by The Judge

Pythagorus would be proud to roll around in his grave right now.




Posted by Ant

if he wasn't already. which he is.




Posted by Linko_16



I think I uploaded that as a signature once and never used it.