After two hours of classes I have today, FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOO. for a week. It's gonna be awesome.
My friends and I are probably gonna go roadtrippin' or something. Though most people probably don't have theirs for another week or so, what are you gonna do on your break?
I think I was planing a trip to Little Tokyo. That's it..
How about you and Derick get your pasty white asses down here and hang with the San Diego Crew for a while?
I'd be cool with that.
As would I. We should make it happen.
But alas, now I am departing for bed. Maybe a discussion relevant to your arrival in this fair city can take place later in the day. But for now, it is time to rest.
lol bye
oh *** spring break, i need to plan something considering i'm mobile and am a legal adult
Just sitting in the basement like always.
spring... break? You mean March break, right?
working and playing wow. OOO EXCITING.
Also, finishing fable.
**** sucks. Why the **** are you wasting your time on it?
I haven't had a spring break in 2 years now.:(
Play some Zelda.
Finally got a Wii, by the way.
My brother's in Michigan getting his *** rammed in Michigan, so he's not around to annoy me.
[quote=Linko_16;551272][COLOR=indigo]Play some Zelda.
Finally got a Wii, by the way.
My brother's in Michigan getting his *** rammed in Michigan, so he's not around to annoy me.[/COLOR]
most redundant post ever
he is a legal adult though...unless that's funny somehow?
O never mind ant, you ruin everything.
I thought that was when you got willie hair. :(
Wait, spring break is in March in CA?
East Coast is April & February.
Argh, spring break doesn't come to me for the next two weeks. :(
Maybe my senior year or so when I go tour UCs I'll stop by Simi Valley.
coooooool. we can go to carls jr. and get a #4 together! You like the Double Western Cheeseburger right?
... I've never eaten at a Carls Jr. :(
What a sad, miserable little creature you are.
tomorow i get up at 8ish, shower, pack a lunch of peanut butter sammiches and water, and toss my bike in the bed of my truck. from there i go to sports authority and pick up a bike seat cover (cuz i cant handle that hardass bike seat ive got now). Then I head [url=http://www.swfwmd.state.fl.us/recreation/areas/alafiarivercorridor.html]here[/url]. There I will ride my bike until I fall over. At that time I will eat lunch, then ride back to my truck. I'll then go home, fap, and shower, before logging on to wow.
SHOULD BE FUN LOL.
sounds fun.
I like ... Italian food! :(
Uh oh, looks like you're gonna have to race judge then by eating lobster ravioli at Macaroni Grill.
totally
Not until the week after next. :(
I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW LOL!
For my Spring Break I'm gonna go on an East Coast tour with my buddy's band. Then I'm heading to Florida the week after to play at Disney, negroes.
[QUOTE=Ch
I can't even leave DisneyWORLD that week. It's for my Jazz band.
I'll come in June, son.
I work at Walt Disney World. Scary but true.
You do? I'll probably see you then.
World= Florida
Land= California
huh, didnt realize PHM lived near me either.
man, PHM, chep and i need to go bother fate. a certain canadian was supposed to do it with me, but ended up being too busy sucking dicks to come down.
I live like one town over from Fate. Also, LoS, you and I have talked about this once before. You should add me on MSN or something.
[quote=PHM]I work at Walt Disney World. Scary but true.
[QUOTE=Ch
You mean this one?
It would be a lie to say that my day started when I woke up this morning at six o clock. Rather, it started a few hours prior when I had been up all night killing zombies. Yeah, you heard me. Zombies. Loads of them trying to bust into this little cabin by the lake that I split the rent with this guy named Lewis. Anyways, after a long night of busting zombie heads with Lewis and Anthony (whom didn't really do anything but make comments about my aim) I turned in for a few hours of rest. Upon waking at the aformentioned hour of six o clock for work at base, where I work as squad leader for a mercenary space corps. Things started to heat up when a group of Jewsian Cruisers ducked out of lightspeed right ontop of us. No worries though, I manage to lead them into a star graveyard and took them all out with one well placed Hyper Bomb. I docked my X1-A in the hangar and leapt into my car, ready to head on home where my much earned vacation was waiting for me....
Ah, the wet exotic jungles of India. Sounds much more suggestive than it actually was, trust me. I ended up touring an old *** temple with a bunch of tourists, including a young couple from Arizona of all places...Now i'm not saying that eternal youth wouldn't be a bad thing to have but **** for all the **** I had to put up with when that temple decided to turn on us was, well...****. Skeletons reanimating, giant snakes swallowing people whole (that part was pretty funny actually, poor dave...), and to top it all off i'm in this broken down pile of scrap that the tour guides called an "Adventure Car". I didn't even get my eternal youth ****it! So, slightly let down I headed for the airport to board a flight that would take me back home. While waiting I beat the Saw guys high-score on Helicopter, and he would have had to give me five bucks if my phone didn't get lost in the fiery crash down into the ocean. He thought it couldn't be done! But I proved him wrong...I got around that ****ing wall! Oh...so the plane, crashes...flames, people praying, yada yada. New paragraph get.
Floating...endless water. Not a soul in sight, cause...y'know...Sharks. When the last few fires of the plane wreakage died down I decided that floating out in the freezing *** water pretty much sucked. That's when that jolly roger came into view over the horizon. Oh happy day! Of all the folk to come to my rescue, a cut-throat band of pirates was just what I need to put a spin on my usual hyper-bombing, temple spelunking life. They were all very nice to me, and after bartering a few of my possesions for a crossbow and combat knife, I was dropped off at the nearest desserted island. Well, there was a giant mansion on the coast, so...I guess it was less of a desserted island and more of an...inhabited island. Yeah, alright. It became apparent however after searching the mansion that an evil mastermind was in control here. His name...was TIM BURTON. And this insane mother****er was on a mission to **** my day up. I was about to lift my power restriction levels to allow myself to become empheral and summon a few shadows to my aid, but then I realized that all the creeps in the mansion weren't actually ghosts, but cheaply paid rent-a-cops with sheets tossed over them. I easily punched through the sheets with my Tiger Claw style and proceeded to the masters chambers to meet the tyrant himself.
Tim Burton was sitting in a magnificent red chair when I burst into the room, tossing a bloddy queen-sized sheet to the side. I was disgusted with him, angry at him...I could help but shout.
"DIE MONSTER YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
"IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH. I WAS CALLED HERE BY HUMANS WHO WISHED TO PAY ME TRIBUTE."
"TRIBUTE!?!" I exclaimed
"YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES!"
Tim chuckled, " ERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGONS..."
Gazing at him, burning him with my rage I uttered. "YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL!
MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOUR SUCH AS YOU!"
Tim burst forth with, "WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS. BUT ENOUGH TALK..HAVE AT YOU!"
So I launched forward with my Tiger Claw style, ready to tear him a new one. However...he was a tough one. Skin like armor, strong like no other creature of the night, unearthly hard to kill. His wounds sealed instantly and his punches and kicks stung like hell. Burton threw me into a wall like I was a rag doll, taking a tapestry down over me. He began to walk over, cleaning the cuffs of his coat off smugly. That's when he heard it...the tell tale purr of one of the mightiest weapons in existence. I rose to my feet, the tapestry covering my right side, the humming persisted. Burton cocked a brow, adjusting the rings on his fingers.
"What is that noise...boy?"
I grinnned evily and threw the cloth from my right arm, exposing my hidden weapon.
"MY GOLDEN MAGIC CHAINSAW!" I sang.
Burtons eyes widened with horror, "Your what?!"
"GOLDEN MAGIC CHAINSAW!" I sang again, yanking the cord and bringing the beast to a full roar. Burton took a step back, but the beast was urging me forward to the kill like it was alive. If it was, it would have relished in Burton's blood, as the Magic Golden Chainsaw was a legendary weapon used by a powerful line of modern Druids to rid their forests of evil and infected treants, and as we all know Tim Burton is made of infected wood. So I tore him, smashed him, did everything but pluck the eyes out of his head. And when I was done, I felt empty. Sure I had rid the world of another terror, but for some reason...standing alone in this blood painted parlor, I didn't feel right. I walked onto the balcony into the night air, the magic golden chainsaw dissapating back into it's otherwordly home.
I looked out into the night sky, something was missing. Sighing, I shouldered my crossbow and tried to think of a way off this ****ing island...
To be continued...
Part 2:
"Oh shi--" I muttered as Tim Burton, now a large winged abomanation burst through the balcony window and flew off into the night. I gave chase through the woods and across several large deserts before reaching his new base of operations...a mining town?
Yes, it all made sense now. No wonder I didn't see any natives! They were all in this forced labor camp, mining precious ore! I seethed with righteous fury.
And suddenly...Dinosaurs. Thousands of them!
Re-animated Nazi Dinosaurs, Burtons own gestapo came rushing in at me from all sides. Good thing I had my crossbow handy. After disposing of all of the dinosaurs, surprisingly with the small amount of ammunition I had, I set forth into the depth of the mine. Men, Women, and Children were being forced to not only mine ore, but to sow soccer balls and brand tennis shoes! The atrocity was very great, indeed. Seething once again I stormed into the central chamber, where Burton was enjoying a snack of a native man, as he hung upside down from the cave ceiling.
[Insert Castlevania Script Here]
"This ends now!" I yelled, tossing the script down, having only read the first few lines and growing weary of the drama. Burton screeched an ungoldy screech and flew down at me, fangs bared. I put up my crossbow, but it was kicked from my hands as per the usual once an adventure quota I seem for having something kicked out of my hands at just the wrong time. Anyways. I switched to my combat knife, a fine weapon in the right hands. Unfortunaley, that too ended up airborne, and I was left in puzzlement at the mathematical chance of that. Thrilled that I was in store for an adventure in the future in which nothing was thrust from my grasp (to even things out) I fell back on good old Tiger Claw, the one weapon I was never without.
[Seconds Pass]
Staring at my hands wriggling on the ground I began to think my situation quite ridiculous...
man, I remember that. Truly was epic.
Yeah... Apparently that's Darksong's version of a previous trip to Disneyland. I'll go find mine sometime. I can't remember the thread title right now, though... I believe it got changed to something gay.
[quote=Ant;551813]coooooool. we can go to carls jr. and get a #4 together! You like the Double Western Cheeseburger right?
i had one of those today
it was pretty delicious
DUR DUR DUR!
so apparently klarth is going to be in miami late aprilish, but is too much of a faggot to come up to at least orlando.
Sounds like something a faggot like him would do.
I think that happens to everyone.
I live in Clermont. It's near Orlando.
thats nice. unless you want me to meet you in there and then we both go down and tagteam klarth, it helps nobody.
NOBODY, I SAY
I can't even afford a stamp!! But this whole gender thing is slowly starting to bore me, so one day soon I'll reveal the truth.
Spoilers: he's actually a guy.
*******it, way to ruin the ending, faggot
that. was. fast.
The truth is...
I'MA HERMAPHRODITE!!!11 ^____________________^
How expected. Pics?
Oh ***... don't let linko see this thread.
Hermaphrodite =/= dickgirl, Vampy. There's nothing for meto worry about (hopefully)!!
Why are the Linko brothers such sexual deviants anyway? Linko's brother is gay, apparently, and Linko likes basically everything else. WTF?
Raised in an extremely stringent Christian household
fun fact: the vast majority of serial killers had overbearingly religious mothers.
They were just CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY FOR DA LORD!!!!!
Satan told em to do it.
My spring break will probably consist of staying at my sister's for a few days to mooch her Internet, during which time the rest of you will be off having lives.
WOOHOO!
Tomorrow is my last day of break. And it's a homework day... doing everything I ignored until then. FUN!!
Suddenly, butterflies.
More like,
SUDDENLY, HUEG TIDAL WAVE
tentacles*
furries*
You're all morons
shut up, moron.
Go fat yourself.
that. was. fast.
three minutes is fast to you because you're fat
exactly? eh.
I don't know what you're talking aboot.
I don't get spring break till Easter. :(
Pretty rude of him to agree to come out and have fun with us only to start, like, crying. But once he refused to tell us wtf it was, we just ignored him.
GOOD CALL
I'd say your brother could use a hard cock in the ***, just to straighten him out a little.
Now that, is good humor.