It's a Boy!!




Posted by darkwhispers

i'm sure you guys remember me bein' a jerk about the baby My mom was havaing that is done and over with. well anyways she had her baby last friday. his name is Ian Thomas. (thomas being his middle name)
just figured you guys deserved to know




Posted by Xero

So you have a brother! ^_^

Good for you. Play with him a lot :)




Posted by Omni

I don't remember you at all. When were you a jerk?



Oh, and congratulations and enjoy being an older brother.




Posted by Kit

Congratulations. Enjoy having a new sibling. :)




Posted by junior senior

http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=20261

congrats on the baby




Posted by KoH

Who are you?

Gratz though.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Junior Senior: http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=20261


Oh, I remember that thread now. Yeah, it was stupid.



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Is it yours?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i'm sure you guys remember me bein' a jerk about the baby My mom was havaing


No. Why would I remember this?



Posted by s0ul

ha, crazy. My name is Ian and my brother's name is Thomas!

IT IS DESTINY




Posted by Zeta

Congrats on the new sibling, etc.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: No. Why would I remember this?


You know, I was expecting the "BABY **** BABY ****" thing from you.



Posted by Omni

IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You know, I was expecting the "BABY **** BABY ****" thing from you.


... *******it. I'm losing it. Though I recently reread it. Still makes me lol.



Posted by Raptor

Ian Thomas Nicholas?




Posted by darkwhispers

no ian thomas raychstock (ps to answer the previous question i'm ******)
also i was an older brother before. i have a younger brother of 6 and a sister of young at 12 years




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

12?! ****ING PIX GET NUDES YEAH




Posted by Trigger

I only remember you being a jerk because I pwned you in that thread.




Posted by darkwhispers

true enough oh and sorry not gonna happen vampiro v. empire




Posted by Creedence

You weren't a jerk that bad, this one guy made a comment about slitting its throat. How could you do that to something that can't defend itself. He's the jerk.




Posted by Omni


Quoting MMX&oldies-fan: You weren't a jerk that bad


That part was hilarious. The rest of your post was made of failure.



Posted by Red

boy would it nice to have a significantly younger brother, mines only a year younger, pain in the ***!

congrats and such ^_^




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS


Quoting MMX&oldies-fan: this one guy made a comment about slitting its throat. How could you do that to something that can't defend itself.

A lot easier than something that could defend itself.

Hi-oh!



Posted by Raptor


Quoting MMX&oldies-fan: You weren't a jerk that bad, this one guy made a comment about slitting its throat. How could you do that to something that can't defend itself.


Simple. Grab an instrument with a sufficiently sharp edge, position its edge at a 90 degree angle against the surface, and while pressing firmly downward against the flesh, pull the instrument back toward you rapidly. Snatch an unattended baby and practice with it, you'll get the hang of it in no time, I just know it. Judging by many of the blog entries on MySpace regarding sobbing and slitting, any moron is capable of performing such a simple mechanical feat.



Posted by Omni

Here's a reference picture:
[IMG]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p236/jjn777/PanicEmoSlit.gif[/IMG]

If only he wasn't such a failure that he even failed at killing himself for failing.




Posted by Raptor

Bad example. That looks like the kind of knife that is so dull it can barely open a letter from Grandma.




Posted by Omni

It's demonstrating failure, so it succeeds. I'm making a realistic scenario here. If you fail at everything else, logically you will fail at suicide.




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Good save. I'm predicting you'll go far.