Here's your chance, DA. Prove you're not all failures. Post your accomplishments in life here.
Well let's see, there's... uh...
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If video games count, I think Zeta's got us all beat.
I graduated high school and now proudly attend the University of New Mexico.
that's the only thing i've ever done really. pathetic get.
I can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWVGh42KLAw
I beat Boomer Kuwanger with the X-buster and no power ups beyond Dash.
Beat BK without any Boss weapons or powerups.
100% in super Metroid.
:cool:
lies
100% in Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion, and Metroid Prime, plus a two hour speed run through all three.
LIES
... I still haven't even gotten 100% in Super Metroid. :(
I've beaten every megaman as well in under 2 hours.
I've played through almost all Castlevania games with 100% complete.
Zeta, you're really falling behind.
I'm pretty **** sure I can handle booz/herb better than anyone here, save maybe chepito. May not sound like much, but its great use at parties.
I can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrcxzly9m-g
I only need 6%, and I refuse to consult GameFaqs or anything. :(
Beat King Boom Boo with only one hit of the hourglass, and thus a time of about 44 seconds. Dunno if that counts for anything since it's crappy 3D Sonic.
Dude, I got 100% on SM before Gamefaqs existed.
Completely forgot how that boss fight went. But I probably did better.
I can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukxi35lnuPI
15 minute completion in Metroid Zero: Mission.
Whoever bought my used copy of that game is one lucky fella.
I can do this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tBZDxqWghkY
Easy.
I can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvbSTuyWWFk
i can do this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ShsSb7gRig
only, like, WAY better, way smoother hitting, and a ****load more of a converstation peice. Like, once you'd want to keep and reuse.
I make a lot of moon monies and have a decent girlfriend. Otherwise, I haven't accomplished much and don't plan too. Accomplishments are for faggots with too much time on their hands.
I'm 0/2 on your list.
****.
I think the whole "oOoOoOo BECOME SUCCESSFUL" thing is pretty gay, so I haven't really tried for much that can be measured in monies or awards or anything, and I don't plan to do so in the future.
mvp in xc one year HOLLA
I"m not wearing boxers. idk, not really an accomplishment, but worth mentioning.
I can do this:
lolin wins. lock thread.
Zeta fails. Lock Thread.
eat a dick. lock lips.
Only with you bby
I like how most people state video games as accomplishments.
My only videogame accomplishment is never beating a final fantasy game on my own save even though I've put a few hundred hours into the series collectively.
Accomplishments in real life i.e. not ****ing video games.
I have a GED and I work full-time. That's all.
Winner of the fourth and fifth grade class spelling bees.
I want to delete every post. Because I think this thread would be funnier with Zero posts.
OH! In 2nd grade I had to spell "extraordinary" while my peers had to spell easy words like "cat" and stuff.
The last year I had spelling bees we had a big finals thing and I mispelled "crawdad." I used to study, too, like the little nerd I was. **** sucked.
So tempted.
*shruggles* i wudn't cumplane~
A plane... made of semen.
BRILLIANT!
I stayed off of VGC for 3 years.
I've died 17 times. I just got three more to go and I'll be happy.
Who'd you make a deal with?
THE DEVIL
SANTA
THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET WAS I
WITH A PENIS AS LARGE AS YOUR THIGH
IT FILLED UP YOUR SISTER,
WHO ADRESSED ME AS MISTER
VERILY GUARANTEE IT DO I
Harry Potter? More like GIGANTIC FAGGOT.
is it just me, or does miso's sig remind anyone else of katamari?
Someone should shop Prince into it.
reminds me of a sea urchin
Reminds me of a bunch of traffic cones.
Beating RE4 professional with knife only.
I mean, you just can't beat that.
Can I be a Loa?
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;549933]Can I be a Loa?
You can be Baron Samedi, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Samedi
Is there a loa of the undead?
I dunno, look through them.
I was just like "omg lol isn't baron semedi in a james bond movie" and chose that one.