I'm TheRealBigD2k6 and I have no idea who robotic lover is. I found it funny so I decided to post it. This guy just messaged me out of the blue, the same guy (with a different name) messaged me a wile back as well.
[22:44] robotic lover: PAPA
[22:45] TheRealBigD2K6: hi
[22:45] robotic lover: you are my papa!
[22:45] robotic lover: we've missed you papa!
[22:45] TheRealBigD2K6: oooh this again
[22:45] robotic lover: what, papa?
[22:45] TheRealBigD2K6: its ok child
[22:45] robotic lover: how many children have approached you telling heartwrenching stories of getting worms and then having to eat them during the great wawr?
[22:45] robotic lover: HOW MANY?
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: to many to count
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: to many sad stories
[22:46] robotic lover: they lie
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: oh so sad
[22:46] robotic lover: they are fountains of falsehoods
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: i c
[22:46] robotic lover: i am a fountain of worms
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: those sneaky snakes
[22:47] robotic lover: you never know until its too late, papa
[22:47] TheRealBigD2K6: yes child
[22:47] robotic lover: you are a changed man, papa
[22:48] TheRealBigD2K6: why I have matured since the trek up the tiabetan mountains
[22:48] robotic lover: your compassion is startling, like when mama was run over by that iggy drawn carriage
[22:48] TheRealBigD2K6: A tragic day for us all
[22:48] TheRealBigD2K6: I still remember the day
[22:49] robotic lover: remember when i got locked in the refrigerator, papa?
[22:49] TheRealBigD2K6: gloomy and dark, you could not see a thing in the fog
[22:49] robotic lover: remember how i never got out?
[22:49] TheRealBigD2K6: oh yes
[22:49] robotic lover: how i turned into a ham and you almost ate me?
[22:49] TheRealBigD2K6: oh yeah I remember
[22:49] TheRealBigD2K6: good times
[22:50] robotic lover: gooood times
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: yes
[22:50] robotic lover: remember the fall evenings when mama would put the kettle on and read us bible verses. you would sit back in your chair and put your boots upon the table, mama would yell at you and you would protest that you didn't believe in *** if he made you sit so uncomfortably in a church once a week?
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: oh yes
[22:50] robotic lover: mama was so furious she picked up her kettle and hit you about the face with it, then she poured the hot water upon your brow
[22:50] robotic lover: you then struck mama about the face with the back of your hand and you called her a dirty tramp and told her to return to the streets and lift your petticoat once again
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: Very painful
[22:51] robotic lover: you were so angry with mama that brother and i were scared for our lives so we slipped out into the dark of the night and slept in the cemetary
[22:51] robotic lover: father o'malley found us the next morrow
[22:51] TheRealBigD2K6: Father o'malley was always a nice fellow
[22:51] robotic lover: he told brother and i that sleeping upon the dead was a sin and that we needed to pray to jesus on that
[22:51] robotic lover: and jesus said TAKE IT TO THE HOLE
[22:51] TheRealBigD2K6: That'd be Jesus
[22:52] robotic lover: you know him
[22:52] TheRealBigD2K6: on a personal level
[22:52] robotic lover: yes
[22:52] robotic lover: too personal
[22:52] TheRealBigD2K6: I found *** after that long trek up the tiabeten mountain
[22:52] robotic lover: i remember summers by the sea. you and mama clutching your sunblock and radios, your dear eyes protected with sunglasses, mama in nothing but a tankini. . .
[22:52] robotic lover: brother and i would dance in the sand to the beach boys, you and mama would laugh with gaiety. we were all happy, we were all a family
[22:53] TheRealBigD2K6: yes
[22:53] robotic lover: : i remember the following summer, mama was taking drugs and brother and i were left to fend for ourselves
[22:53] robotic lover: we went to the sea, just like we did with you
[22:53] robotic lover: but papa, you were gone and mama was turning tricks
[22:53] TheRealBigD2K6: yes I'm oh so sorry
[22:53] robotic lover: brother and i did not dance to the beach boys in the sand, but instead we wept for the better days when you, papa, would show us how to dig out the sand dollars and skip rocks on the waves.
[22:54] TheRealBigD2K6: but I was raped and piliged my little imigrant children
[22:54] robotic lover: we survived on rape an pillage, papa
[22:54] robotic lover: papa, i used to cling to your leg when you returned home from a bitter day of work and you would slide me across the kitchen tile.
[22:54] TheRealBigD2K6: oh yes I miss the days
[22:55] robotic lover: and mama would protest so, saying it was not the kind of activity a father should teach his little sophie. so you and i, papa, we were wise. we waited until mama was clear of the room
[22:55] TheRealBigD2K6: yes your mother was a strict one see
[22:56] robotic lover: until she became as loose in the head as her corset was untied
[22:56] TheRealBigD2K6: oh yes
[22:57] robotic lover: have you ever wanted to be a tapeworm?
[22:57] TheRealBigD2K6: Of course so I could devoure everything in my path
[22:58] robotic lover: well papa, i am living your dream
[22:58] robotic lover: they have devoured me inch by inch until they dubbed me their queen
[22:58] TheRealBigD2K6: thats great to hear sweet sophia
[22:58] robotic lover: Sopihe, papa!
[22:58] robotic lover: Sophie
[22:58] robotic lover: S O P H I E
[22:58] TheRealBigD2K6: Don't you remember the days I called you Sophia?
[22:59] TheRealBigD2K6: I thought the name suited you extremely well
[22:59] robotic lover: those were harsh time of blisters and pnemonia
[22:59] TheRealBigD2K6: yes I wish I could of saved you from the harsh landscape and climates you had to face over the years
[23:00] robotic lover: of times when my lungs swelled up with forgein liquied and we had to drain them usng rusty scissors and a gradening hose
[23:00] TheRealBigD2K6: Oh child
[23:01] TheRealBigD2K6: will you forgive thee for what has been done?
[23:01] robotic lover: all is forgiven papa, for i love you, and jesus loves you, but not as much as the FSM loves you
[23:03] TheRealBigD2K6: Well I will have to live with that for the rest of my life
[23:03] robotic lover: yes
[23:03] robotic lover: remember when we pushed g-ma down the stairs?
[23:03] robotic lover: and we shoved bread down her throat, to stifle the screams
[23:03] robotic lover: the balsphemous whore!
[23:04] TheRealBigD2K6: Yes a day that I will never forget
[23:04] robotic lover: she fought a good fight
[23:04] TheRealBigD2K6: She fell pretty easily
[23:04] TheRealBigD2K6: but you where just a little child at the time
[23:05] robotic lover: so young, but so malicious and blood thirsty
[23:05] TheRealBigD2K6: yes, I could see it in your eyes at birth
[23:06] TheRealBigD2K6: May I ask my sweet Sophie...
[23:06] TheRealBigD2K6: ...Will you join my on my trek up the Tiabeten mountain?
[23:06] robotic lover: will there be bread, so i dont have to keep eating my tapeworms?
[23:07] TheRealBigD2K6: Oh of course
[23:07] robotic lover: good
[23:07] TheRealBigD2K6: all the bread in the world
[23:07] robotic lover: all atop a Tibetan mountain ready to be inhaled by my infestatious, supple little fram
[23:07] robotic lover: *frame
[23:08] TheRealBigD2K6: sure if it makes ya happy sport
[23:08] robotic lover: whoop whoop HOLLA
[23:09] robotic lover: oh papa, the tapeworms are calling me back to oblivion, so i must go for now
[23:09] robotic lover: even the benign brain tumors are getting snippy with me
[23:09] robotic lover: tchao, dearest papa
[23:09] TheRealBigD2K6: Alright, remember the Tiabeten journey is waiting for your
Wow, that was long, but I read it. Some of it, like the tapeworm thing, is funny.
Yeah last time this happened it was by a different name that I can't remember. I tried to get the person to tell me who it was but he/she never told me. This time I just played along.