Miso is a male cat that has eyes machine.




Posted by Omni

I gave Miso my number because she said she'd call me, and I got like four calls from a fax machine shortly thereafter. :)




Posted by Arcadios

It was a trap.




Posted by Slade

I'm a huge fag and I hope Miso is a he because then we can date.




Posted by Shade

Slade, you should date me instead.




Posted by Zeta

HEY SLADE I FOUND THE THREAD EDIT HISTORY THINGIE




Posted by Proto Man

I like da cock. My new name is really stupid, too.




Posted by mis0

Please do. I'd be curious to see what you might have. ^________^




Posted by Slade

I'm not cool at all. :(




Posted by Omni

I guess you're not as cool now, are you?




Posted by Slade

I hope nobody edited my post.




Posted by Zeta

He was never as really cool as he thought he was.




Posted by Slade

Did I really type this myself?




Posted by Linko_16

...

...

Please be futanari.




Posted by The Judge

How did PHM go about editting Slade's post?




Posted by Arcadios

-Thread Tools
-Move Thread

Possible if you made the thread.




Posted by Shade

He is tex haxxorz




Posted by The Judge

ah




Posted by Omni

Yeah, it's a regular feature. Slade came on AIM just to ask me if I hacked VGC or what when I did that. He kept wrecking my post over and over.




Posted by Arcadios

Heh, most people don't even know they can move their own threads.




Posted by The Judge

Well, since it's rare I escape DA, I don't know what non-mods can and can't do. :X




Posted by Slade

******s in my blog? it's more likely than you think




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

so, if i fed a photocopy of my cock through a fax, would i essentially be ****ing miso?




Posted by Ant

Huh. Yes I think you would be.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I've ****ed miso before. Interesting.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Slade: PHM- Did you think I haxed?
Slade- no ur 2 dumb


More like this:

Keto The Not As Cool As He Thinks has signed on.

Slade: Hey, how did you edit that thread?
PHM: I moved it and edited it.
Slade: How did you do that?
PHM: It'sin thread tools. If you make a thread, you can move it.
Slade: Oh, I didn't know about that.
PHM: Did you think I hacked it or something?
Slade: No, you're too dumb for that.
PHM: Then why'd you ask how I did it?
Slade: I dunno, I was wondering.
PHM: A lot of people don't realize for some reason. Are you gonna edit it back?
Slade: No, I'm leaving it like that so the others can see what happened.
PHM: Do you think they'll ask about what happened?
Slade: I think Judge, Vampiro, sniper and the other mods will know about that.
PHM: We'll see.

Then we talked about some other stuff.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I've ****ed miso before. Interesting.


Hey, I can give you her fax number if you wanna send her some documents.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

IF BY DOCUMENTS YOU MEAN COCK LOL

and who's this she you're referring to? Better question, can I play my nintendo through a miso?




Posted by mis0

Oh ***, I'm a sex meme. o.o




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

machine*

it makes more sense




Posted by Omni

Proto Man, I mean Doc, are you a DA regular now or what? [spoiler]I sure hope not.[/spoiler]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, never. bampersand




Posted by Omni

I'm sure you see what I did there.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Pretty Hate Machine:
Keto The Not As Cool As He Thinks has signed on.


how come no one cept zeta can do it rite?


Maybe you should start saving our convos, man, so you can know exactly what went down. YEAH CUZ IT MATTERS



Posted by Omni

Hey, why are we arguing? There's much bigger *****es on this site to worry about.




Posted by Slade

k ur rite <3 u panic sux




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Slade: how come no one cept zeta can do it rite?


Cuz I ****ing invented it, *****.



Posted by Slade

ALL HAIL THE INVENTOR




Posted by The Judge

Praise be to science.




Posted by ExoXile

FNARGLE SHNARGLE Vikings, look at my avatars! ;) Crows are on their way! CRAAAAAAW!




Posted by mis0

What the **** is wrong with you? Are you high or something?




Posted by Omni

I know what's wrong with him, I'm just not allowed to say it in DA.




Posted by ExoXile

FNARGLE SHNARGLE Oh, and did I mention gals?




Posted by mis0

No, you need to mention more gals.




Posted by Lord of Spam

in other news, my fivehead is even bigger. wow, i wish i could edit other people's posts in random retarded stuff like i always do.




Posted by mis0

Because I told exoxile to mention gals? He had met his quota for talking about insignificant scandinavian countries but he failed to mention enough gals and discuss how cats have eyes.




Posted by Ant

Miso is NOT...a gal. BUT, does have eyes.




Posted by ExoXile

Only cats have eyes, this is common knowladge.




Posted by Lord of Spam

there for miso is a cat, and hence, fine too.




Posted by Ant

male cat.




Posted by mis0

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW.

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          ( 




Posted by Zeta

If I see that ****ing Miso one more time...




Posted by Ant

This chain of events has been funny.




Posted by mis0

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Posted by Zeta

Keep misreading title as fux machine.




Posted by Linko_16

wut




Posted by Zeta

Oh, so I didn't misread it at all. Awesome.




Posted by ExoXile

Lawl.




Posted by Lord of Spam

****ing hot

fap fap fap




Posted by Corrupt

meow




Posted by mis0

Oh you guys!




Posted by Zeta

Miso does NOT have eyes.




Posted by Lord of Spam

then what the hell am i supposed to spurt on?




Posted by Zeta

idk. Nose?




Posted by The Judge

I reeaaaaaally like Miso soup.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Zeta: idk. Nose?


huh, i can kinda picture that. like, you're ****ing their mouth, then right as you're about to come you grab their head, pull your cock out, and jam it upwards, so that your dickhole is in their nostril, and then just blow your load while screaming and laughing.