I am leaving VGC and never returning

So I decided I'd make a thread about it and chronicle some of the great times I've had on VGC with all you other basement-dwelling gods of our time.



I'm so cool. I didn't have time to get out of uniform, though, so the baggy green trousers and Hot Topic shirt will have to do for another day. Am I doing that gang symbol right? I hope I am, considering all the Gothic Backstreet Metal I listen to.



I would have written this on my MySpace profile so I could see how many more Profile Views I could get from it, but I decided I should paste it here first so people could critique my writing. MySpace rules. It's where I discovered my favourite band ever, My Biological Valentine. They're so hot. My pet walrus got me into them. I would put a photo of me licking my very favourite one of her facial deformities, but I thought I'd spare you such a huge image. Anyway, it was enough of a hassle getting her to fit inside the frame.



I hope I can stay in contact with you once I leave VGC forever and never return. If you send me enough messages on MySpace I will put you in my Top 8! Unless you're gay, because that has a social stigma which I'll always cling to. Here have some swearing. Shitty fucky fuckity fuck. Am I doing that right? Gay gay gay.

So I'll never see any of you again. Bye guys. I am bored of VGC! I would rather not be a part of VGC anymore.

Oh my *** I can't take it anymore guys. I'm back.

Thank goodness!

So, watch any Naruto while you were gone?

I missed you so much, baby.

I hope my post count goes up again soon.

My favorite one was where Naruto and friends have a dilemma, but they use ninja skills to overcome it.

[quote=Klarth;543078]Oh my *** I can't take it anymore guys. I'm back.

Welcome back, fag. Did you partake on any strenuous sexual adventures with your walrus, while you were out?

Yes. We went to the mall and we REBELLED AGAINST THE MACHINE.



We abused substances. It was really hot. I love abusing substances. It makes me feel so rebellious.

Where's your puppet account, Klarth? You have to do the whole bit.

Well, whatever floats your boat..

...Real Super Power of Teamwork?

Nobody understands me.

[quote=Klarth;543095]Nobody understands me.

It's that whole European thing.

Americans don't understand accents.

pip pip cheerio eh wot?

You don't want to end up like me.

CUT CUT

Is that just sitting in your school?!

I dunno, those are some pretty hXc pictures if you ask me.

And I'm really lovin' the hookah. :cool:

I knew Klarth was coming back. I believe in the Heart of the Cards.

rarely do i ever actually laugh out loud. the second post made me do so, which was odd, as i had shrimp in my mouth at the time.

also, thats an awesome pipe. if you ever end up in fl like you thought you might, we gotta some some hookah, mang.

LoS, you laughed when you got a call from The Hammer. How can you say you rarely laugh out loud when you laughed at that pathetic attempt to incite some giggles?

Hah, those first two posts made me lol.
Btw, can I have the name of the place where you got your Walrus? Those lil' guys are so adorable, I just want to cuddle with one after I stick one of those gigantic teeth up my butt.

This thread made my day.

I was seriously having a really bad one right up until now.

Poor Linko.

Huh, I didn't laugh. What has science done...

I hope you used Photoshop to add the ink to your body.

There's this eleven-year-old guy at school with a Charizard. If I can find him after he leaves his special education class at 3 PM, then I'll see if he wants to trade it for my Venustoise. He's the only other kid in my school who likes Pok

I love Klarth so much right now. Fukken EPIC.

That's so 1999.

Did the world end afterwards?

Hold up, I'm confused. Did Klarth's sole purpose in life become to mock people now? Or is there some big joke I'm missing?

Or maybe it's his sole purpose to be ****ing hilarious.

:/

wb

You see, this is why I hate black people.

Huh, I'm surprised people find this so funny. Since, you know, this happens every time someone leaves.

Okay now I am leaving forever guys.

There, I linked directly to 4chan. Someone get Fate to ban me.

you gotta link to one of the porn boards. do it. c'mon

those were some of the fugliest pics i've seen. Klarths pics almost look as bad as some of jesse smiths pictures!!!

link to /d/

What's shakin', Linko?

Wait! It wasn't Klarth! It was his friend!

so, how long is he banned now?

They tried to unban him by reversing da infraction, but for some reason they stay in da banned usergroup!! But as long as Panic's banned for his links....it'll be a week before I change him to da non-banned usergroup...unless Panic get's unbanned!!! *hint*

I reversed the infraction because I accidentally set it to permanent. I banned him again for a week. Also, I've added 5 days to Panic for puppeting, which shouldn't be a problem since he says he's not coming back. I bet he really means it too. ;)

[quote=Iris;545387]I reversed the infraction because I accidentally set it to permanent.

"Accidentally?" I say if you make a mistake like that, just go with it.

his ban didnt last long, only a for a week.