chacha




Posted by Ant

abuse the hell out of this.

[url]www.chacha.com[/url]




Posted by Zeta

I'm a stupid baby.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Asked for hairless cats smothered in peanut butter and got dog biscuits.




Posted by Ant

DID THEY PROVIDE?




Posted by Omni

I looked for 'HORSE SEX' and it gave me movie reviews.




Posted by Ant

...you didn't use the "search with guide" feature did you?




Posted by maian

Searched for "Alquirti".

...Got two VGC pages.




Posted by Zeta

Search'd "maian" and found a bunch of gay porn sites.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Ant: ...you didn't use the "search with guide" feature did you?


I don't even know what that is. I'll try to figure it out next time.



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Pretty Hate Machine;537874]I don't even know what that is. I'll try to figure it out next time.

You get a REAL LIVE PERSON to help you search.




Posted by Ant

don't be so stupid in the future.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/durr.png[/IMG]




Posted by Zeta

That site would look so much better if they just changed that B. >_>




Posted by Roger Smith

I searched Roger Smith and got a bunch of hotels and art places. Cool.




Posted by Slade

I searched poop and got this. *** I missed this pic.





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Anyone tried to cyber the guide yet?




Posted by Slade

When I click on "Search with Guide" it doesn't do anything. :/




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It loads up a chat room-style bar on the left where you can talk to a guide and ****.




Posted by Slade

Maybe this is one feature Macs can't handle lol :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not missing much. site sucks ****




Posted by maian

It seems automated. ;|




Posted by Omni


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Anyone tried to cyber the guide yet?


Since I haven't used it yet, I'll try that next time. Way to break in the new features, ya know?



Posted by Ant


Quoting maian: It seems automated. ;|


It's real people. Hell, some people on 4chan earlier were having conversations about memes and such.

My convo with one earlier was saying how I want to get big. She then sent me links for penis pills. I then said I was offended at how she would assume such things. Then got transfered...and quit for then.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Deborah(45990)
Deborah(45990): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Greetings Deborah . I would like to give you a proposition. If you could he;lp me do a barrel roll, that would be most splendid!
Deborah(45990): What type of barrel rolling are you looking for? Planes?
You: Arwings mainly.
You: Maybe an underwater sub or a land tank.
You: Perhaps getting my old pal Mudkip to do a barrel roll would be a cause of delight.
Deborah(45990): Well, I'm seeing nothing on underwater sub barrell rolls.
Deborah(45990): I'm sure that would be.
Deborah(45990): Can I ask you a favor?
You: Do I get to search something for you?
Deborah(45990): Sure
Deborah(45990): Can you ask your buddies at 4chan or wherever you're from, to please not leave bad rating for the guides?
Deborah(45990): A lot of us are single moms or disabled and we depend on this income to feed our kids
Deborah(45990): Bad ratings decrease our income and it's been hurting a lot of guides lately.
Deborah(45990): Can you spread the word for me?
You: If the guides wouldn't be such robots this raid would of never happened.
Deborah(45990): I understand that, but we can get fired for playing along with a prank, so you can't blame them for that either.
Deborah(45990): If you don't want to leave a great rating, just don't rate at all.
Deborah(45990): You guys aren't that malicious, are you? To want to hurt the income of a struggling single mom or disabled person is pretty low.
Deborah(45990): I don't think most of you are like that. Am I right?
You: Anonymous does not forgive.
Deborah(45990): There's nothing to forgive. We're all just trying to do our job here. Try to be nice to the guides
You: We don't want to have robots do the searching for us. Much like how you wouldn't want a textbook response at a grocery store from customer service.
Deborah(45990): Well, report them if their not doing their job, but don't take it out on the rest of us. I have to go now, as I have another search waiting. Have a great day, and thanks for using ChaCha! It's been a pleasure searching for you.
Deborah(45990): They should be reported, then.
Deborah(45990): Use the feedback on your page when you get one of those guides
Deborah(45990): Let's call a truce. We don't hurt you and you don't hurt us. How's that sound?
You: This is only the beginning of the end. Incompetent web searchers aren't tolerated by /b/.
Deborah(45990): Have a great day, and please consider spreading the word. Don't make all of us suffer for the crudeness of a few.
Deborah(45990): thanks.
Deborah(45990): Bye for now!
Deborah(45990): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



poor guides :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, the Chacha thread in /b/ is epic. Some of these guides are actually pretty OK. Some of them are viewing 4chan and the thread where everything is getting posted in and actually talking about it to other raiders. lol




Posted by Omni

Okay, having now tried the guided search out, I've found out that this one named Debby can't spell when she does searches for you.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Old news is ooooold.

I used the guyided search once and pretended to be a raging homophobe, looking for ways to convince a friend that being gay was wrong, and basically just started calling the searching a queer lover and gay enabler and stupid uptight ultra conservative **** like that until they disconnected. lol.




Posted by Stalolin

I think I got banned.

I asked if I could borrow a cup of sugar. :(




Posted by ExoXile

OH LAWD!

I Searched with a guide.

I would've posted it but I got banned before I could save it. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

GIVE THEM BAD REP RUIN THEIR LIVES




Posted by ExoXile

Searched for Penis, and he basically asked me what I wanted to know about it.

Said I wanted to know how it come to be.

He asked if I wanted to know about the evolution of man.

I simply replied:
"No, just how it come to be."

And I got banned for it, wtf? :(




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;538095]GIVE THEM BAD REP RUIN THEIR LIVES

no **** you




Posted by Iris

[COLOR=white]Query: Phallus.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0033cc][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0033cc][COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]Welcome to ChaCha!
You: whoa, is this like a chatroom?
[COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]hi
You: It is?
[COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]kinda
You: A phallus chatroom?
[COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]It is a seach place
You: What do I do?
You: Do I search for a phallus here?
You: Because you have a girl name and that'd be strange
[COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]ask a question
[COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]I will do the search for you.
You: Are you single?
[COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]yes
You: Do you have a phallus?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0033cc]You: Are you pre-op?
[COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]I can ask only questions concerning your search.
You: If I did an image search for phallus, would your pics be listed?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0033cc][COLOR=#d90000]Penny(19643): [/COLOR]Session ending due to restricted content
[COLOR=#d90000]Status: [/COLOR]Session ended.[/COLOR]




Posted by Omni

I told the lady that I was a web reporter and that I needed gory corpse pictures from homicide victims, and she transferred me to some guy who ended my session after I asked him if he was gonna upload the pictures from his hard drive out of his personal collection.




Posted by Sterling

jason(77243): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
jason(77243): lol
jason(77243): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i needa rubber fist
You: for my sister
jason(77243): kk
You: to stuff in her.
jason(77243): Ok great! Have a nice day and thanks for using ChaCha!!
You: what do you recommend
jason(77243): Ok, no problem, give me a few minutes to find the information you are looking for please.
You: so
You: i need beasteality
You: wanna send me som pix
jason(77243): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
meh.




Posted by Sterling

lol then i connected with a guy named jose and I asked if he was a abeaner and he said he was cuban so i said fukken cuba then got banned. :)




Posted by The Judge

I imagine these people talking normal and then going stiff and yelling "SESSION ENDED DUE TO RESTRICTED CONDUCT" before sparks come out of their necks.




Posted by maian

Ah, it stopped mine from abuse, so I couldn't copy and paste it. :(

I asked a guy to find good sites on wizard cyber instructions. He seemed compliant, until he learned it was "a popular internet meme". It then said it was terminated because of abuse.

Thanks, Christopher. :mad:




Posted by maian

lolleries

Richard was a pretty cool guy, I suppose. These people seem to have a knowledge of 4chan. Uh, moreso than me anyway.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Richard(78221)
Richard(78221): Welcome to ChaCha!
Richard(78221): How are ya doing?
You: Hello Richard. How are you?
You: Oh, I'm doing good. Phantasmagorical, actually.
Richard(78221): Can you be more specific with what you're looking for?
You: To say in the least.
You: So, you may know that "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" is a popular internet phenomenon.
You: Unfortunately, I've been running low of Wryy pics, and I just simply want more.
You: Could you help me find good wryyy sites, and also detailed instructions on how to deliver a perfect public "WRYYYY"?
You: I desperately want to go into Wal-Mart and wryyy like mad, but I just don't have the technique.
You: Oh, I've been to all those. :(
Richard(78221): Well, there you go. Do those work for you?
Richard(78221): O rly?
You: Yeah, 4chan people don't like my /r/s
You: Have you ever wryyy'd? Could you tell me the best qryying technique?
You: Or, pronunciation. I've just always been baffled if it's "Wreeee" or "Ryyeeeee"
Richard(78221): I'm afraid I haven't really Wrrrry'd lately.
You: Oh, but you've done it before?
Richard(78221): It's Caturday, so that pretty much takes up all of my spare time.
You: I see. Unfortunate, to say in the least.
Richard(78221): I wanted to learn how to Wrrry but, my auntee and uncle said I was moving to Bel Aire :(
You: Ridiculous. :(
You: No one should deny one's Wrrying rights.
Richard(78221): I would make your own Wrrry pic, post it on b, then say, Post moar Wrrrry!!!!
You: Sound advice.
You: Shall I dress up in a Darth V ader suit as well?
Richard(78221): If you lurk moar on b a Wrrry thread will probably pop up sooner or later.
Richard(78221): It couldn't hurt.
You: Fantastic. /b/ is always a nice place to find perfect wryys.
Richard(78221): Alright, are you good now, then?
You: Oh yes. I'm great. In fact, I just stood on my computer desk and let out a loud wryy.
You: Wanna wryyy with me?
Richard(78221): :P
You: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Richard(78221): Thanks.
You: come on, man
Richard(78221): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended




Posted by Alastor

maian wins.




Posted by maian

more lolleries

try to get into full conversations with these guys

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Charles(68616)
Charles(68616): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there, I'm looking for career activities at ChaCha.
You: It seems like the right job for me!
Charles(68616): Yeah its a great job!
You: I'm good with people. Tell me, what excitement does this job bring?
Charles(68616): Easy work at home job and its 100% legit
Charles(68616): You get to do what you like to do best
Charles(68616): Help people on the internet
Charles(68616): Find webpages
You: Ooh, how much does this bad boy pay?
Charles(68616): Help peope with their homework and what not
Charles(68616): 5.00 per search hour but once you get elite on your keywords its 10.00 per search hour
Charles(68616): 50cents per 6 minutes of search time
You: That sure sounds great.
You: What kind of people come here to ChaCha?
You: Do you often get annoying hassling people?
Charles(68616): Yes quite a bit..
Charles(68616): but we have a report Abuse button
You: Oh, good
You: How old do I have to be to take this job?
Charles(68616): 18
Charles(68616): have DSL or higher interenet
Charles(68616): and live in the usa
Charles(68616): Internet*
You: Ah!
You: Any job interviews?
Charles(68616): I could invite you to be a guide
Charles(68616): you half to be invited by another guide to be able to work
You: How exciting!
You: So, in your opinion, what was the most difficult or ridiculous customer you've ever had?
Charles(68616): Well
Charles(68616): Ive had some that have asked
Charles(68616): Quickest way to kill a squirrel
Charles(68616): have had a few say Im your brother
You: Well that can't be right
You: Is this the kind of job I could support my family with?
Charles(68616): It dont pay that well
You: Good thing I don't have a family then
Charles(68616): Its enough to pay for gass and cigs and dinner and what not
Charles(68616): unless you do it ALL the time
Charles(68616): then you can rack up some money
You: I don't smoke, I'll get a heart attack and die
You: But I do drink too much Coke
Charles(68616): Get kidney stones by drinking too much coke ya know that/
You: That'll give me a heart attack and die. But, do you think I could buy good amounts of Diet Coke?
Charles(68616): Yeah easily
You: Yeah. Smoking destroys your lungs though, so I prefer Coke!
Charles(68616): yea
You: It sure is a good thing Diet Coke doesn't have High Fructose Corn Syrup
You: Y'know what's ridiculous? Everybody thinks I smoke marijuana! But I never have!
Charles(68616): I dont get why people think smoking marijuana is so bad..
Charles(68616): Its not a man made substanance
Charles(68616): Its grown regularly
You: My cousin smoked it, failed school, got kicked out, and sent to rehab for two+ years where he still is now, being an absent part of our loving family's life.
Charles(68616): Sorry to hear
Charles(68616): I dont see why its so bad..
Charles(68616): Only reason its not legal is because the goverment cant tax it
You: It's legal in Denver!
Charles(68616): Really?
You: As for the man made idea, Arsenic isn't man made either. THAT'S BAD STUFF!
You: Oh yeah, totally
Charles(68616): Ive heard its legal in Some parts of the US but you can only carry under a quarter
You: you just can't smoke it in Denver, nope
You: So, you like politics?
Charles(68616): Yes i do
You: Do you like Bush, or not?
Charles(68616): No i do not
Charles(68616): He is the one that started all this drama
You: I agree, I wanna start a revolution
You: I'm going to be like V, and learn swords and stuff
You: but I'll be called Z
Charles(68616): Hey i half to go for now
Charles(68616): Search again maby ill get ya ;)
You: Oh, that's a shame. I wanted to talk about politics.
You: Bye, Charles. ;) :-*
Charles(68616): Byebye
Charles(68616): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.




Posted by maian

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Laura(76431)
Laura(76431): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Sup Laura
You: How's life?
Laura(76431): Hi
Laura(76431): pretty well
You: I have a friend named Laura. She's pretty cool. Except her name is spelled Lara
You: But down to business (Business, LOL)
Laura(76431): hehe
Laura(76431): shorter, lara
You: There's these Lord of the Rings things all over the internets that are HIGH-LAIR-EE-US
You: Thery're like animated GIFs that are like comics and have captions
You: they totally make me lol, like, a lot
Laura(76431): spanish style
Laura(76431): o
Laura(76431): i know about these
You: I seriously need to find more, more, MORE because I'm addicted to them, and I'm going to cut my wrists and pour alcohal in them if I can't watch any more
Laura(76431): .....hehe? ok let me search
You: there was this one where Frodo was like, "how about mansex?" and then Sam was in the bushes, and he was like "mansex?" and then Merry and Pippin appeared from the pillars and they were like "did he just say mansex?
You: and I was like "LOL"
Laura(76431): lol
Laura(76431): pipen is **** funny looking
You: hey, I love Pippin, he's a cutie!
You: so I bet YOUR MOM is funny looking, but, LOL I don't mean that, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER MET YOUR MOM
Laura(76431): moma jokes
Laura(76431): is another keyword i have
Laura(76431): very popular
You: But I have met my friend Lara's mom, and she's pretty funny looking
Laura(76431): ...heeh
You: but hey, y'know where those screencaps are?
You: or I'll cut myself up and bathe in salt
Laura(76431): lool
Laura(76431): i'm checking
You: goooooooooooooooood
You: LOL emporer sidious says that in Star Wars episode 3, it m,akes me LAUGH!
You: LOL I laugh a lot XDXDdXD
Laura(76431): lol
You: oh oh oh
You: do you know if there's any Star Wars screencaps? lol
You: lolzerz!
Laura(76431): not sure
You: I think those would be funnier, because I like Star Wars a lot more, y'know?
Laura(76431): hehe
Laura(76431): well now you tell me
You: Do you like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings more?
Laura(76431): lotr
You: oooooOoooOOOOOooo!
Laura(76431): hehe
Laura(76431): oooooooh, it's my bed time
Laura(76431): sorry
You: Well, I'm sure those results will be great!
Laura(76431): but i gotta run
Laura(76431): thanksi a lot
Laura(76431): have a nice night
You: Or, as they say in Star Wars
Laura(76431): ....
Laura(76431): yup?
You: "YATOW"
Laura(76431): jlol..
Laura(76431): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Neale(77560)
Neale(77560): Welcome to ChaCha!
Neale(77560): Who would win in a fight?
You: OK, I NEED GOOD WEBSITE COMMUNITIES THAT HAVE GOOD THREADS CONCERNING THE SUPERIORITY OF PIRATES OR NINJAS
You: because
You: sooooo many people say that ninjas are better than pirates, and it ****ES ME OFF
You: so, I need really good evidence that pirates are clearly better
You: Neale, what's your opinion on this matter? I'm positive you can help.
You: Neale, you need to speak more.
Neale(77560): Are the pirates alive?
You: What?
Neale(77560): are they zombie pirates?
You: Any kind of pirates are good
Neale(77560): there are so many circumstances you have to take into account.
You: Zombie pirates, Jesus Pirates, space pirates, vampire pirates...
Neale(77560): to the ninjas have the pirate's booty?
You: No
Neale(77560): if so... pirates.
You: they're just like
You: "you suck yeah you each other let's fight"
You: But the pirates have their pirate ship
You: like
You: NINJAS ARE ATTACKING IT
Neale(77560): are the pirates at sea?
You: yeah
Neale(77560): definate advantage.
You: si
You: so
You: who's better?
You: WHO'S BETTER?
Neale(77560): why not ask a ninja?
You: Well
You: are you a ninja?
You: Or better yet
Neale(77560): no... Pirate.
You: could you refer me to another ChaCha guide who's a ninja?
Neale(77560): No... You don't know if they are a ninja or not.
Neale(77560): but I will pass you along.
Neale(77560): One moment.
You: Oh okay good
You: it was great talking to you
You: PIRATES ARE BETTER YEEEEEARGH
Neale(77560): AAARRRGG
Neale(77560): !
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: james(53830)
james(53830): Welcome to ChaCha!
james(53830): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: So, I asked Neale to connect me to a guide who's a ninja
You: So, are you a ninja?
james(53830): Sorry no.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.




Posted by Ant

I think someone's enjoying this a little too much...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I lol'd at the first one. ****ing win.




Posted by Alastor


Quoting Ant: I think someone's enjoying this a little too much...


No harm there. I laughed at every one of them.



Posted by Sterling

i got banned cause i aked how to shot web.




Posted by Omni

I tried this one again, with totally different results. I had no choice but to give him a good rating.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Wes(34195)
Wes(34195): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello, what's up?
Wes(34195): Hi how are you today?
You: Good, and yourself?
Wes(34195): Fantastic thanks
You: Hey, I'm looking for authentic corpse pictures, preferably if they're in a decaying state.
You: I'm doing an article on the web.
Wes(34195): Hmm ok, do you care if they are very graphic?
You: It would probably serve the article if they were high quality images.
You: I'm not worried about how graphic they are.
Wes(34195): Ok just surf through that link that I gave you
Wes(34195): There is a lot of stuff on that site
You: Okay, do you think we can find more results?
You: It looks promising, but I want to look around a little more.
Wes(34195): Well I could probably find more
You: Do you think you can upload some from your private collection and host them for me?
Wes(34195): I dont have a private collection
You: Sure, that's what they all say.
Wes(34195): Haha, no really
You: Really? Not even in your refrigerator?
You: I know I do.
Wes(34195): Haha interesting
You: Yeah, I know.
You: I was expecting you to kick me out or something. It was a joke.
You: You're the best guide I've gotten yet.
Wes(34195): Haha ok
Wes(34195): Anything else you need?
You: No, thanks for helping me.
Wes(34195): Ok have a great day!
You: Bye.
Wes(34195): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Anyone else reading it as "PLEASE RAPE ME"?




Posted by Omni

Oh, you. Seriously, I LOL'd. Someone ask if it was a typo next time.




Posted by Arcadios

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Emily(78421)
Emily(78421): Welcome to ChaCha!
Emily(78421): hello...what can I help you find
You: lol hi
You: My friend's name is Emilly too.
Emily(78421): can I help you find something?
You: Not really.
You: How about porn?
Emily(78421): you want me to find porn for you?
You: Yessir
Emily(78421): I can't do that
You: Why not?
Emily(78421): it's against the rules
You: Well, bend the rules or let me bend you backwards and there would be no need for the search of the pronz.
Emily(78421): what's ur name?
You: Hmmm...Call me 5 head.
Emily(78421): I need ur real name
You: Oh
You: It's Anthony
Emily(78421): how old r u?
You: 59
You: I'm old
Emily(78421): sorry...too old
You: I need the excitment of the old days.
You: Oh?
Emily(78421): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

lol wut?




Posted by Kit

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sonia(18206)
Sonia(18206): Welcome to ChaCha!
Sonia(18206): Hi
You: Hi, how are you?
Sonia(18206): What info are you looking for on zombie?
Sonia(18206): great, how are you?
You: I'm looking for necrotic rituals to bring back the dead, and black magic to control the undead beings to my disposal.
You: Fine, thank you. :)
You: Oh, and I need a robe and wizard hat.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jason(7836)
Jason(7836): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, the last person couldnt help me.
Jason(7836): What can I find for you?
You: I'm looking for necrotic rituals to bring back the dead.
Jason(7836): Such as those encountered in the Necronomicon?
You: And black magic to control the undead beings to my disposal.
You: And a robe, and a wizard hat.
You: Any help?
Jason(7836): Well, I imagine those things you can find on your own
You: Google isn't much help.
You: So how's ChaCha life?
Jason(7836): adorable
You: Really?
Jason(7836): Sure
You: I was hoping it would be more grim, for when I take over this company
Jason(7836): Unfortunately it's really fairly upbeat
You: Huh, any rotting corpses?
Jason(7836): Not any
Jason(7836): But if there were
Jason(7836): It'd be a bit like this:
You: Micheal Jackson works there? #
Jason(7836): No.
You: Huh.
Jason(7836): I'll send a better link.
You: Trash dance, huh.
Jason(7836): Now, we are combining upbeat chacha with zombies, are we not?
Jason(7836): The result would look something rather like this, I imagine.
You: Really? I thought I was summoning a horde of undead creatures.
Jason(7836): Wow, this isn't what I meant to show you at all
Jason(7836): Please shield your eyes.
You: Ok...
Jason(7836): Well, here's the rub
Jason(7836): There is a scene in ROTL2 directly before the first video I showed you
Jason(7836): Where the zombies dance
Jason(7836): Thus the need for a michael jackson style zombie.
You: Huh
Jason(7836): Unfortunately I am unable to find that video.
Jason(7836): But
Jason(7836): I can assure you
Jason(7836): If there were zombies at chacha
Jason(7836): They would be dancing.
You: because ChaCha is a non-stop dance fest?
Jason(7836): That's exactly right
Jason(7836): Hence the name
Jason(7836): (chacha).
Jason(7836): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

So apparently a ritual to summon a horde of zombies turns into a musical with Micheal Jackson as a zombie in it.




Posted by Arcadios

Thriller




Posted by Kit

Return of the Living Dead or something like that.




Posted by Slade

Hey I figured out how to make it work. I'll have a lot of fun with this later when I'm more awake. My guide was lame. I kept asking for cute kittens and he was giving me all hairless or extremely fat ones.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

FAT KITTENS ARE CUTE




Posted by cool gamer dad

Huh, cute kittens was also my first request.




Posted by Slade

It appears we have a similar interest in these "cute kittens." I tried to get the guy to understand that I felt like I'd seen all the cat pictures on the internets and I wanted to see a cute kitten I'd never seen before. He was like, "alright generic ugly cat pics comin up!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DID YOU GIVE HIM BAD REP AND RUIN HIS LIFE?




Posted by sniper

James(67586): Hi, how are you?
You: cholera-riddled
James(67586): o




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: DID YOU GIVE HIM BAD REP AND RUIN HIS LIFE?

no. lazy



Posted by Kit

Would giving them bad ratings effect their jobs? lol




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

read the thread.




Posted by Sterling

****, i almost tricked her into getting me loli. :(




Posted by Sterling

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: CJ(66986)
CJ(66986): Welcome to ChaCha!
CJ(66986): Hello!
You: sup cj
CJ(66986): How may I help you with your search on candlejack?
You: are you a vampire?
CJ(66986): No.
You: aw
You: you should be
You: infact
You: i know someone
You: named CJ
CJ(66986): How can I help you with your search on candlejack?
You: Who is pretty grim
You: can you find me some grim pics
You: pls
CJ(66986): You'll need to do a new search because grims have nothing to do with candlejack.
CJ(66986): Have a wonderful day.
You: ARE YOU SERIOUS
CJ(66986): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Whoa, way to besmirch the name of CJ. Candlejack has everyth-




Posted by Ant

wow, that's pretty hardcore.




Posted by sniper

I'm now a chacha guide. B)




Posted by maian

elaborate




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

srsly