Holy Mother of Your Honor




Posted by The Judge

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=Daxflame&page=2

Start at the bottom right. I can't honestly tell if this guy is for real or just an incredible actor.

Either way, I feel sorry for him. And I'm laughing.




Posted by Linko_16

Wow. I started feeling really bad when Jacob came over. He had such high hopes for him, and it's stabbingly obvious that he can't stand this kid. Then, yeah, he throws it all in his face when it's time for him to go home. I laughed out loud to hear him say he wasn't going to give up on the guy.

I know people who act kind of like this, so I while I wouldn't say I'm certain it's geniune, I don't really doubt it too much.

Stopping after episode sixteen for now (lol mom forgot to hide the chocolate syrup)

EDIT - **** it, can't stop watching. Episode twenty-one made me sure this is fake. No one could possibly reach that conclusion.




Posted by Darksong X

Two words: PEE FIGHT

That's all. Those two words cinched it for me. Act or not this **** is GOLD.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

links? without an explanation? watch it later




Posted by Omni

Do you test your videos on me before posting them or something? LOL, you sent me this yesterday afternoon. It's pretty silly.




Posted by Ant

HE did? Cause I just sent them to him tonight.

I personally found the 3rd one and the last one the best.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: HE did? Cause I just sent them to him tonight.



the impossible has reared it's uncanny head. Fear the impossible for it's truly filled with the peril.



Posted by Omni

It's even creepier due to the massive time zone differences.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What, like three hours? Massive.




Posted by Omni

I called it massive because Eastern Standard Time is the only correct time zone in the universe. Seriously.

Disregard any posts of mine edited by Sniper.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's true.




Posted by Slade

I kind of ruined it by watching the first two and then episode 16 or something. Between there somewhere he changed his acting style a lot. :/

meh




Posted by Iris

I couldn't stop laughing after the third one.

Oprah, don't get smart with me, or there will be something will be going down!




Posted by mis0

PEE FIGHT!!!!!!




Posted by Ant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGRc5b3iD4&mode=user&search=

UPDATE




Posted by The Judge

That's gotta be the first video I've seen where he acts at least semi normal, which leads me to believe that it may very well all be an act.

Either way, even if he blocks "mean people," I can still laugh anonymously.




Posted by ExoXile

There's update [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5if1xUclkE"]#2![/URL]


:rolleyes:




Posted by Linko_16

Jesus, with the internet fame he has now, I hope no one tries to find this kid and rapes him or something. He gives his name out and everything.




Posted by ExoXile

He goes saying he's not retarded.
And makes a new movie that's more retarded than any of the previous ones.

He's got to be fake.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting ExoXile: He goes saying he's not retarded.
And makes a new movie that's more retarded than any of the previous ones.


If you're not clinicly retarded, would you want to go around saying "lol yah im pretty retarded sumtimes."



Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Linko_16;539771][COLOR=indigo]If you're not clinicly retarded, would you want to go around saying "lol yah im pretty retarded sumtimes."[/COLOR]

Nuh, but I definitley would go:
"Oh lawd, if 15 out of a few 1000 thinks I'm the bomb, what I do muct not be retarded and I must go on doing the same stuff that the 1000 others think I'm retarded for":big_bird:




Posted by Omni


Quoting ExoXile: Nuh, but I definitley would go:
"Oh lawd, if 15 out of a few 1000 thinks I'm the bomb, what I do muct not be retarded and I must go on doing the same stuff that the 1000 others think I'm retarded for":big_bird:


You are retarded, because you think that if you subtract 15 from 1000, you get 1000 again.



Posted by ExoXile

Duh, I'm resmarted.




Posted by NeXidala

Idk. Seems to me like it may be an act. Idk, I'm just inclined more towards that.

But either way it's hilarious.




Posted by Linko_16

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMcrWOuosVE]New one[/url].

He's been diagnosed with cool.




Posted by ExoXile

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5zrKVPYLB8"]I'm starting to feel a little bad for him...[/URL]




Posted by The Judge

Good lord, I can't believe this kid. I really can't.




Posted by Linko_16

Hey, want to listen to a long list of unfounded, ****-poor reasons why this guy thinks Dax Flame is fake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEzQVyFbfUE&mode=related&search=




Posted by The Judge

This guy is just about as much of a moron as Bernice.

EDIT: And he sounds like a G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d d[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mned nerd. And he can't say "innuendo."

And it seems that he watches these videos way too much.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Still haven't watched any. Been meaning too.




Posted by ExoXile

'Cause It's kind of cool'




Posted by Linko_16

He's been diagnosed with cool.

And the only cure is a PEE FIGHT.




Posted by Senator Ramen

FRIENDS




Posted by The Judge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3--GhKgE5M

For the horde!




Posted by Oforia

threesome!




Posted by Linko_16

Only Daxflame would be delighted that his would-be best friend is dating his would-be girlfriend.

...

Is he wearing shorts with that sport coat? Gross.




Posted by The Judge

I think he doesn't have pants on.




Posted by Linko_16

This is the kind of thing that makes me more suspicious of it being fake. Awfully convenient that Sophia and Jacob would suddenly be dating.

Still waiting to see if he'll totally blow his cover, though. Now that the supposed faker has all these fans, and he'll start trying to act like he think they'd like him to such that he just ends up being completely different.




Posted by sniper

I just can't bring myself to watch any of these.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, neither can I.




Posted by Ant

wow u both r hardcokre




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

More like lazy. It sounds like there's a lot of videos and I don't feel like watching them all.




Posted by sniper

Just sounds stupid.




Posted by Ant

3rd one, and the one called "Last Blog ever" are the good ones. And I believe the 2nd newest one is pretty good too. In all those he goes crazy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd say the same as sniper, but I haven't really been paying attention. Something about pee fight or something idk.




Posted by Ant

DID SUMONE JUST SAY PEE FIGHT? IT'S ON!




Posted by Oforia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEzQVyFbfUE&mode=related&search=

Dax Flame Exposed. But seriously, who cares? It is entertaining.




Posted by Ant

That was posted already.




Posted by Slade

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation."


oOoOoOo I never even saw it :(




Posted by Omni

I watched it earlier. It came in parts because it was really long. I think they removed it because it blatantly attacks a channel that was probably created by YouTube or some company to gain viewers. The guy narrating the videos had a really annoying voice, but he did seem to know what he was talking about. Still, the Dax Flame videos are really funny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: "This video has been removed due to terms of use violation."


oOoOoOo I never even saw it


youtube infamous get. It's all the deleted/removed youtube videos.



Posted by mis0

Youtube is a peice of ****. I really hate it more every day.




Posted by Iris

I still like it since it's the only source for quick videos that I know of. Still, the way a lot of stuff is disappearing is really annoying.




Posted by Shade

Metacafe wins for being able to have porn.




Posted by ExoXile

Oh man, just look at the end of his latest contribution.

I thought he was going to jump out of my screen and try to kill me.
He's getting srsly scary.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://www.youtube.infamousx.com/




Posted by Ant

the last two with him wearing the superman costume on the wrong day made me lol. I would had just gone with it, stupid baby for getting upset about it.




Posted by The Judge

You know what I hate? People who are elitist about internet sites.




Posted by Senator Ramen

.setis tenretni tuoba tsitile era ohw elpoeP ?etah I tahw wonk uoY




Posted by The Judge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QurrQsNJy_Q

Funniest start to a blog ever.




Posted by NeXidala

I've been watching this guy's stuff. He's hilarious. I'm hoping it's real, it would make it much funnier if it were. Though, I have this feeling that if this IS real, this guy has something wrong with him mentally. Probably small and slight, but I doubt he's perfectly sane and normal. =/


"I don't know you."
"SHE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME!"


EDIT:
I was watching the "Last Blog Ever" episode and I saw this comment.
[quote]Hey DAX, DO NOT let these people bother you. Some people don't understand the things you deal with daily. Everyone feels as though they can offer you advise when they have no clue what they are talking about.
AND YES PEOPLE! He has Asperger's Syndrome. Get a life, grow up, Google it and try to understand what he deals with everyday. Be thankful you don't have a mental disorder that doctor's are STILL trying to make sense of!

Guess that's probably what he has. Wonder if it's true though.




Posted by Slade

I just wasted some time reading about AS, and it does seem that he fits the bill.




Posted by The Judge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYOHE-DdE

Wow, he's a dickhead. O_O




Posted by Slade

Dude, yeah. Personality change get?


But then I watched the superman one and literally bol'd a couple times. He's still awesome in a retarded way.




Posted by ExoXile

Scares the **** out of me.




Posted by Omni

Cuz you're a wussy gal about everything.




Posted by ExoXile

I should give you a real good beat'n, shut you up.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"let's just say her IQ is about as high as... uh...
...
... huhuh...
...
...

...

... the ground huhuhuh"

I fukken lol'd




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Alright, I watched all the ones posted. What's this superman one? Post it.




Posted by Omni

Should be this one here: [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szgKd6yrJsM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szgKd6yrJsM[/URL]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not as funny as expected.




Posted by Ant

F[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]ck you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The rest were. Just not that one. Slade built it up too much.




Posted by Ant

F[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]ck Slade.




Posted by The Judge

The one right after called "humiliation" was even funnier.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: The rest were. Just not that one. Slade built it up too much.

Alright buddy, well hey, next time I'll just say "I was moderately entertained by this video" or something equally non-commital. Maybe "CAUTION: i liked it but you might not." Yeah would you like that?

i think you would



Posted by Linko_16

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki32wfWqMXc]This video[/url] is the kind of thing that's making me think it's fake. I mentioned earlier that I was waiting for him to try so hard to act stupid that he'd overdo it... this may not be an example of that in and of itself, but it's definitely a clue; a guy like him, an immature buffoon with a low IQ who copies crap he's seen on TV, would probably be heavyset in the ideal that earrings are for women only. I don't know where he'd get the idea to wear fake earrings, he doesn't really say, but it strikes me as an actor trying to hard to act like the dumb person who does all the wrong things.




Posted by Iris

I think it's clearly fake. It doesn't really change how funny it is, so it doesn't matter.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

he's a pretty good actor if it's a fake




Posted by ExoXile

Stuff such as having Jacob over make me doubt it's real.

OMFGYOUSPITONEMEWEWERENEVERFRIENDS!!! >:0




Posted by The Judge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d7LWt13S90&NR

Watching a montage of him is very funny. :(




Posted by Ant

are me and derick the only people who still watch his videos here? that last few have been pretty fukken hilarious.




Posted by Omni

I mostly lost interest in YouTube after they banned me for having concert footage on there. Almost everyone else who has it has been there longer than me, but they never got deleted.




Posted by Ant

right




Posted by Dexter

I'm still watching them. I'm interested in seeing where it's going to end up.




Posted by The Judge

I think I have the little twerp's phone number, actually.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I completely forgot about it after this thread went dead.




Posted by Ant

daxflame4lyfe




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

flamedax4lyfe?

Secrets revealed!




Posted by Ant

He'll delete your comments if you're mean to him :(




Posted by Ant

Idk, during the last video he posted, the video tag ****. He moved around in his chair readjusting himself for a good 20 seconds. Made me laugh pretty hard, also for the fact that he always wears a suit top, along with some short shorts.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

post a link




Posted by Ant

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSoQdGydo9I

Huh, he WASN'T wearing a suit jacket for once.

OH, and watch the one he made before that one. Good ***...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

thanks, babe




Posted by Iris

Oh ***, that slap was so perfectly timed.




Posted by The Judge

Guess no one wants to see if those numbers are real. If my folks weren't so crazy about the phone bill, I'd do it.




Posted by Dexter

I'll do it. You know I'll do it. I could call you and then I could three way him so you're in on the action. That shouldn't mess up your bill.




Posted by The Judge

Hm, that'd be a hoot n' holler. I'll PM them to you when I'm home for a long stretch.