DS=Kid Rape




Posted by Bebop

http://www.myfoxmilwaukee.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=2311167&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.1.1

Like every Fox news report the only valid point (in this case the mall scenario) is small and surrounded with a few minutes of good ol fashioned American news BS. The 3 main things in this video that annoyed me the most are:

1>A DS range is not that far. I don't beleive for a second their range went that far in the mall. My friends tested out the range on an open field (the playing feild at college if you must know) and it certainly didn't reach 300 feet.

2>You cant drive and Pictochat at the same time. Unless there are 2 child molesters in the same car in which case this blows the whole thing wide open. SAFE YOUR KIDS. DONT DRIVE CARS.

3>If I spent 200-300 quid on my kid getting them a DS and some games for Christmas and all they do is use Pictochat I'm going to beat them and give them a pad and a ****ing pen.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070209.jpg[/IMG]

relevant.




Posted by maian

bol'd at that comic

And that's ridiculous and all.




Posted by Zeta

People actually use Pictochat?




Posted by protomanv4

My cousin and I used to use it but it got boaring with all that writing so we just talk to each other now lol.




Posted by Arcadios

Let's have pictosex.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Isn't the range only 100 feet without anything blocking the signal?




Posted by bazariah

oooh the host guy was perving on those lil girls, ewwwww!!

and notice how he had a pink ds

and the mother "they didnt advertise that chat function".. companies dont advertise that tv's can blow up at any moment but they still let their kids have one

society is totally messed up

and now i want to take my ds to the mall to see if any weirdos want to talk to me :)




Posted by Malevolence

Dangerous... Granted those little nine year olds can carve readable messages.




Posted by GameMiestro

And if you microwave water in a DS, it will kill your plants!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh wait, this is about a little girl? Pedo men still go after girls these days? What a faggot. I've lost interest.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I still prefer the Playstation Pornable story.




Posted by Shade

iPorn.




Posted by Shade

They gave me information about themselves, granted they did know it was me sending it and I was in their house already chatting up their mom, BUT THIS IS STILL RELEVANT TO THE RISK.




Posted by Zeta

If you have a penis as your emblem in Mario Kart DS, it's like you're raping everyone who sees the emblem.




Posted by Shade

Because now that you're aware of the existance of penis's, you might as well have one inside you at all times.

SCIENCE.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Superior: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2007/02/15/1449.aspx

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Quoted post:
I want to warn you about a new craze that’s driving kids wild – Nintendo’s new play-station is amusingly called the “Wee”, but that’s the only thing that concerned parents across America will be laughing at. Nintendo’s new product is the electronic equivalent of crack – a new kind of play-station (the opposite of a work-station) in which kids perform video game “maneuvers” by waving a stick-like “wand”.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

This cannot be serious.




Posted by Shade

I lol'd anyway.




Posted by ExoXile

....Hah, what?




Posted by Shade

Exactly.




Posted by GameMiestro

DS's don't kill people. I do.




Posted by Shade

DS's don't molest people. Malls and airports do.




Posted by Linkman

I lol'd

Seriously, what the hell?




Posted by Sage Shadows

I've always wanted to become a TV Anchor, but I guess I'm too smart to become one since all of them are retards!




Posted by DarkSkai

I think politics should stay the hell out of gaming. If they hate it so much go away I've heard of a Wii what the hell is a "Wee" sounds like some kind of kiddy porn and the press should stay away to they are always so negative and I don't think they have ever even played a game other than pacman but they hayed that to.....Communists I tell ya




Posted by Drewboy64


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Superior: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2007/02/15/1449.aspx

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No. *** no. That HAS to be a joke/fake website, like MAVAV was.



Posted by Tiptoegecko

When I saw the thread name, I thought this was Jack Thompson's doing XD

Either way, this is completely stupid. Do they have like people working for them who make this bull**** up?