Does that **** look cold to you? Look at that thick, comfy lining. I bet you could warm up the inside to a healthy 68 degrees in like ten minutes just by breathing.
So, last night I went to grab my sweater out of the corner of my bed and noticed it felt really, really wet. So i grabbed the pillow it was laying on and it too was wet, but more so. So I took everything out of the corner and noticed ****ing ICE on my walls. Apparently it melted while I was awake and soaked everything. Fukken confused I shined a flashlight on the corner near the baseboard and noticed this black fuzz (turns out it was mold gross) that had eaten through my wall and opened up a hole to the outside. So now I have a mold problem and the right-most corner of my room is covered in a thin layer of ice. I am ****ing freezing.
Plus, I threw **** down my vents and can't get it out and my window won't close properly. And I can't open my door because there's a massive draft and people complain. TIPS?!
stop whining
lol gg living in canada
http://www.google.ca/search?source=ig&hl=en&q=black+mold&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
oh shi?
if you die, can i have your corpse?
You can have my 360. I've got other plans for my corpse.
good enough, though i was looking forward to preserving you and making a morbid realdoll out of you. :(
Just scoop out enough flesh from the anus area to install a removeable fleshlight and BAM, instant eternal love doll.
Embrace it. That's good stuff. When I had my fort as a child I covered it with yogurt so it would turn into moss.
Potassium permanganate owns mould.
This happened to me when I lived in Pennsylvania. I'm pretty sure we had to put in new insulation and some kind of water resistant plaster. It was like 8 years ago. How big is the hole?
My honest, most sincere recommendation: Kill yourself. It's over, and it's just not worth it anymore.
Seconded, thirded, and fifth...ed?
Will do. Thanks for the advice.
And the hole is actually pretty small. Just big enough to let in a draft and ****ing cause ice on the inside of a house.
Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if it was big or what. Yeah, I don't know what it'll cost, but you can probably afford it easy.
Vampires aren't affected by extreme temperatures.
I had to think about that for a second. I then Lol'd.
Below freezing isn't exactly extreme. So moot point get?
below 40 is extremely cold.
40 below or below 40?
Just drag a coffin into the middle of the forest and sleep there, you pansy.
WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING COLD INSIDE A HOUSE THAT'S NOT NEARLY AS COLD AS THE OUTSIDE
that, and it reaches -40 with wind chill at night. I would die.
Does that **** look cold to you? Look at that thick, comfy lining. I bet you could warm up the inside to a healthy 68 degrees in like ten minutes just by breathing.
not grim enough
none of the comfy ones are :/
I want mine underground with a large pole sticking out to the surface so I can breath.
I don't believe I said I was uncomfortable. UH OH
HOW DARE YOU TURN MY NON-SENSICAL UTTERANCES GENERALLY ACCEPTED BY SOCIETY TO MEAN "we have a problem" AGAINST ME, FIEND
UH OH
HO HU
If only I had a nickel...
if I had a nickel for every time I heard a faggot talking about if they had a nickel I'd have a sock full of nickels.
And I'd use it to beat the faggots to death.
You'd have gotten a nickel for saying that.
and i'd use it to beat you to death.
ironic.
Everyday you all handle my a[COLOR="White"]ss[/COLOR] pennies. Pennies that have been in my a[COLOR="White"]ss[/COLOR]...ALL OF YOU.
UCB, good stuff.
Create a bonfire, IN YOUR ROOM. If that's not grim enough, burn some children at the stake. grim grim grimmy!
Aw, come on.
- 40C is like, summer.
-5 is like summer.
Kelvins, or Celscius?
excelsior
Hey, did you ever fix the hole in your wall?
too lazy. It would require me to move my bed, meaning I'd have to move my desk, and after all of that, physically fix the wall. I figure I have a few more winters left before the hole becomes a real problem. I find it much easier to ignore the melting ice and just wear a heavy sweater and some socks.
Yeah, procrastination is the best way to get things done.
no, upper 30c is summer.
Yeah, that's about right. See, we get the worst of both words: -40 in the winter and +40 in the summer. Good stuff.
being a ladyboy whore doesnt count
sissification = hawt lewl