D Virus VX13: hi
SolidSnake120491: Hey hey
SolidSnake120491: Who are you
D Virus VX13: aw don't ruin an introduction like that!
SolidSnake120491: Gah! your from VGchat
D Virus VX13: you should at least talk for about 5 minutes before saying that! :-(
D Virus VX13: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
D Virus VX13: O_O
SolidSnake120491: Guessed
D Virus VX13: ****
D Virus VX13: and I fell for it
D Virus VX13: you cad
SolidSnake120491: BWHAHAHAHAHA
SolidSnake120491: now tell me who you are
D Virus VX13: Jesus you don't give up do you?
D Virus VX13: I'm the Judge
D Virus VX13: that one *******
SolidSnake120491: lol
SolidSnake120491: Gotcha.
D Virus VX13: you remember me of course right?
SolidSnake120491: without a doubt.
D Virus VX13: gooood
D Virus VX13: so, all pleasantries aside, let's get down to business
D Virus VX13: asl, mother****er
SolidSnake120491: Ok, 13/m/CA
D Virus VX13: holy **** another dude from CA
D Virus VX13: I'm talkin to your friend right now
D Virus VX13: 18/m/ca right here bby
SolidSnake120491: Drumsticks?
D Virus VX13: lemee guess (yes) you live in Fresno?
SolidSnake120491: Naw.
SolidSnake120491: Torrance
D Virus VX13: ah
SolidSnake120491: L.A
D Virus VX13: Simi Valley
D Virus VX13: dude you're like 1 hour from me I think
SolidSnake120491: serious?
D Virus VX13: I could so go over there and rape you hardcore cause I'm an internet predator
SolidSnake120491: lol
SolidSnake120491: I dont have a car ;_;
D Virus VX13: as I figured, you being 13
D Virus VX13: I don't have a car either
SolidSnake120491: Haha
SolidSnake120491: Loser.
D Virus VX13: so it'll be a long ardrous (**** you) walk to your house
SolidSnake120491: lol
D Virus VX13: I'll come over there
D Virus VX13: no shoes
D Virus VX13: and have my feet all ****ing cut up
SolidSnake120491: lol
D Virus VX13: and just burst down your door and strangle you to death
D Virus VX13: rape your ****ing corpse
D Virus VX13: and head home
D Virus VX13: all the while fighting ninjas
SolidSnake120491: lol
D Virus VX13: cause that **** happens constantly
SolidSnake120491: Are you a mexican
D Virus VX13: wtf? no?
D Virus VX13: why do you ask?
SolidSnake120491: I always thought of you as one
D Virus VX13: .......o...........k
D Virus VX13: I'm a white russian male
SolidSnake120491: Some ripped shirt cholo mother ****er.
D Virus VX13: lmao
SolidSnake120491: Russian? lol, you see the movie Be Cool?
D Virus VX13: I'm a skinny, bony russian skeleton who listens to metal
D Virus VX13: no, never got the chance
SolidSnake120491: Oh
SolidSnake120491: I saw it yesterday and a bunch of Russians are trying to kill John Travolta.
D Virus VX13: Lemee guess, John Travolta won
SolidSnake120491: lol
D Virus VX13: and then fought Steven Seagal and lost
SolidSnake120491: lol
D Virus VX13: cause Steve rules
I got a few laughs out of it
Lol's nice and hey i was just kidding about the Fresno thing i live in Torrance.
Avast! I was flamboozled again! :(
I only said Fresno to find out your plan with the location thing =
WHO IS THIS DRUMSTICKS!
Someone Judge is trying to rape :O
That would be me. ;_;
I'll get in on that action.
Im drumsticks lol
Well, that was disappointing.
No no your misunderstanding Im solid snake.
Jeez, why does Judgy feel the need to IM all the people on VGC with less than 100 posts?! He IMed me, with all his interrogations, when I was at a summer camp, and since then, it's been therapy every Tuesday and Thursday from 5:30-6:30.
It was a long story (not you, why I IMed Solid Snake) which has nothing to do with post count.
Riiiiiiiiiiight.