I just had to rip Checkers a new one, and I just had to tell you guys about it:
http://www.konami-data.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=83700&page=0&PHPSESSID=1f9361bc25c5cabd74d99755066607d7#Post83700
My name's Coarse Limely on the Konami boards, if you don't get that right away.