so that if i'm here jerking off, i can ssafely put my dick in my pants AND get the porn off the screen. I succesfully only did one of those.
Which one!?
Doors with locks ftw.
Was she grossed out or turned on?
She called me a pig, luckily my cock was in my pants, so I wasn't caught in the act, I was caught in the "pre-act", but it kille dthe mood, so ended up not jerking off anyways.
Kill her.
Tell her it's normal and that she probably jerked off when she was younger too!
Now it's just a matter or time until she comes back, apologizes, and suggests a circle-jerk.
Genious.
If she suggests she show you the right way to jerk off then run... Unless your mom is really hot.
No. Just no.
I bet she can suck your cock right down her throat. And you being black, that's quite the pretty achievement on her part.
Also, my mom learned to knock ages ago. You just gotta slap her around a little.
That's why I don't do it during the day. I wait until everyone is asleep. Or when no one is here. Less of a chance at getting caught.
That happened to a friend of mine. But when she came in he just went "Hi mom" and kept on jerking.
What's this with you being black? I distinctly remember you being Puerto Rican or some **** like that.
He's everything.
Why care about "getting caught"? Nothing to be ashamed of. If my mother walked in while I was taking out a private loan from my sperm bank, I would be like, "hey mom wut's goin' on" And she would probably always knock from that point forward.
I barricade my door shut with numerous objects that can easily be lifted yet have the weight to stand its grown against someone pushing against the door. I really need my own place and/or a lock.
All in all, I get a workout not only by the very act of masturbation but also by having to life these objects in front of my door.
Being that I rarely do it, I have always had a door that locks, and I make sure I do my deed when I know I'm alone, I've never been "caught" in the act.
I am surprised your mom didn't join you.
Perhaps Xenos is speaking from experience?
Details...
piz plz?
I have no mother!
[quote=Pit;530364]so that if i'm here jerking off, i can ssafely put my dick in my pants AND get the porn off the screen. I succesfully only did one of those.
Did it make for an awkward breakfast, the day after?
I get walked in on far too often, and hide it way too well. Just the other day my mom walked into the room next to this one, so I closed the window(tabs ftw) and got my pants partially closed before she came close enough to see. Then she wanted to use the computer so I asked her a question so she'd pay attention to my face as I carefully held my pants up and walked out of the room.
My mom isn't like other moms. If she saw me fappin' she'd be "offended" and "disappointed." That's what happens when you grow up in a conservative home in the south!
Mummy doesn't need to learn how to knock, you need to learn how to get a job and move out of your parents basement, cracker.
If japan has taught us anything, its that the seeds of incest have alraedy been planted, ad soon you will make sweet sweet dirty love to your mom.
[quote=Pit;530364]so that if i'm here jerking off, i can ssafely put my dick in my pants AND get the porn off the screen. I succesfully only did one of those.
Replace mom, with 12 year old sister.
When you're doing the sex.
And THEN, 12 mins later, yer mom comes in, too.
Instant fail!
[quote=Slade]My mom isn't like other moms. If she saw me fappin' she'd be "offended" and "disappointed." That's what happens when you grow up in a conservative home in the south
Same here. Only democratic and in the north.
Pft, I've never even been close to being caught. Just stay up later then they do and it's not a problem. Don't even have to lock the door.
Could have been worse. You could have caught her.
Or caught your dad.
Or you mum beating off your dad.
Or your dad beating off your grandfather.
Bebop speaks from experience.
That's rough.
Can't say I really cared. I was just like "oops, be back in ten"
Holy ****, I had that EXACT post typed out, Bebop, then I killed my connection and forgot to come back and post it. SON OF A *****
My cat stared at my while I was fapping once. it was so weird that i had to stop.
curiously enough, yes.