Who are these fugly tubs of fat?
Sooooo Valentines Day is around the corner and i've done some serious shopping for my girlfriend. We've been dating off and on for a year and a half (more on than off) and this time it seems to be going really well.. Anyways enough about my personal life..
This is what i've gotten her:
-Pink 4GB iPod Nano
-Pink Case for the Nano
-Pink Sanyo Katana through Sprint
-Pre-Ordered a dozen roses to be at her house
-Reservations for The Red Lobster
Yeahhhh there went my paycheck lmao..
I'm currently single, so there goes that idea. I was born on Valentine's Day, though, so I hope I'm getting something nice. Oh, and how much did all that cost you, Random?
Ehhh i'd have to add it up, but I forgot to mention getting Pink Headphones for the iPod too lol..
I really need to be more careful with my money. I was in Orlando last week and spent a good chunk and before I left I bought an Xbox 360 so funds are rather low until next week.
Single! YES. I remember this time last year I was in this weird "are we dating...?" state and I'm just glad that isn't going on.
Also, right before Valentine's day is a horrible time to start a relationship. "Oh, we've been together like a week... cool." I notice myself kind of backing off during a couple weeks before the holiday if I see myself heading towards dating someone.
That said, I think I'll buy myself a nice lunch.
I'll probably be alone thinking of lost love :p Maybe work...who knows.
I'm not really sure yet. I have close to no money. I'll probably have flowers delivered to her house and give her a stuffed animal of some sort.
Clothes, liquor, and condoms.
Dinner, roses, Dir en Grey and Explosions in the Sky tickets. Plus whatever else we end up doing on the 14th.
Since I'm single I have the extreme pleasure of taking all the money that would be going to my girlfriend and throwing it on a bed and then jumping on that bed with extreme enthusiasm and glee.
If I did have a girlfriend... actually, that's a really good question. I don't know what I would get her. Maybe I'd get her something generic... like a dinner, 'cause girls apparently need to eat from what I'm told to ensure that they're strong enough for child birth, and some sort of raw vegitation which they can either look at for a few days or chew on once in a while for a snack.
John K's Illustration Now! book and a fully paid preorder slip for Final Fantasy XII, which comes out the day after Valentine's Day in Europe.
Last year I got her nothing because she said she didn't celebrate Valentine's Day. Was promptly kicked the next day for not understanding reverse moonspeak. :mad:
Nothing this year. :) I think I'll join Slade for lunch.
The whole b/f g/f thing is overrated.
Yeah, it's way more cool and modern to be asexual.
Dinner and some a new table.
Which one of your roommates will you be takin' out, Dex?
yeah, i dont tend to but gifts for [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_in_Europe_Day]v-day[/url], but for valentines day i tend to do something a bit more romantic then HUR I BOUGHT U FLOWESR
Nothing
My ultimate goal is to become a swinger, but in a more super hero way. I'll be holding a steady job during the day, but at night I go around and impregnate the nearest female. That way I'm not bound to any one woman and I'm free to bang any girl that's actually attractive.
Dating? Psh, that's for ****heads.
Except for Random 'cause he's a badass.
Hey, KoH.
CHRISTMAS IS OVER. kthx
Single. Bachelorism ****ing rules!
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So Zeta. You gettin' any?
[quote=Shade32;529619]Hey, KoH.
CHRISTMAS IS OVER. kthx
So... did you like... want the normal ugly mug...? I got a better idea. Gimme a bit.
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Who are these fugly tubs of fat?
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I pitty whichever one of them is on the bottom.
She has more acne than he does. That's highly amusing!
As for me, I tend to always forget it's Valentine's day soon until I start seeing those advertisements and signs all over shop windows, which hasn't happened yet. I have no idea what I'll get for my boyfriend and I'll probably end up asking what he wants. I'm working on Valentines day, though and he has the day off. Sucks to be me.
im geting mine another copy of diablo 2 expansion cause hers got scratched =/
an abortion
<---just saved enough to buy himself a ds light and also im grounded o.o so no dates =/ where not realy into giving gifts either the sex is enough
You are a terrible boyfriend! Get her a Pink DS! If I was your girlfriend, I'd slap you and call it a day.
I got my last girlfriend a pink DS with Nintendogs. She wasn't much into Nintendo but she adored it. It's cute, fun, and not even that expensive.
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.
And that's the way you do it.
Princess Peach was a great idea. Too bad the game wasn't that great. Nintendogs was a good game for the girl I got it for because she wasn't really into games. If the girl was into games, Princess Peach would be a better choice.
Yeah, I just mentioned Princess Peach because it seemed like a good match for a pink DS, and she decided that's exactly what she wanted. And after I told her that Peach's changing emotions help her through the levels there was no changing her mind.
I'd get her Mario Kart and teach her how NOT to suck at games.
terible? diablo is her favorite game and she allready has a ds -_- before i did and IM the nintendo fan...
and ya if i had a job i would get her a 360 but seens the fact im poor.....no im sorry shes guna have to deal with diablo
I'd think females would enjoy a Wii more. It's adorable! It's also more affordable!
Y'all should dump your girlfriends for being so ridiculously greedy. :cool:
X... You should take a dump in the toilet. Trust me on this one.. When you read this, you'll have to dump a load.
[quote=Roger Smith;529533]The whole b/f g/f thing is overrated.
*** may be blind, but natural selection is not.
I'm taking myself out for drinks down at the local sports bar. Might even enjoy a few shots of some fine Scotch. On a lesser note, I passionately loathe Valentines Day.. Worst excuse to forcibly indulge someone else with candy, cheap cards, and cruddy die-quick carnations/roses.
i wish i had some ****ing money. from the looks of it it seems like i won't be buying anyone anything with uh 0$ to my name. sounds like i'mma have to go for that cutesy creative different romantic approach that i suck so much at it!
I've rethought my decision... If I had a girlfriend I'd give her porn. It's easy, affordable (considering the amount on my computer :D ), and it can last a while if you have a few bits of it and use it in moderation! That or something stupid like flowers.
I vote on KoH, Dex and I to have a gay three way and smother ourselves in hot hot butter. We'll have it video taped, and send it to my girlfriend where she'll pleasure herself for months on end.
"With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again."
Wise logic.. That's how I save so much money. With the exception of switching my auto-insurance to Geico. :cool:
[quote=Random;531393]I vote on KoH, Dex and I to have a gay three way and smother ourselves in hot hot butter. We'll have it video taped, and send it to my girlfriend where she'll pleasure herself for months on end.
Ah, I see. You're going to take Vamp's advice and disguise the gift as if it were for her.
[quote=Iris;531633]Ah, I see. You're going to take Vamp's advice and disguise the gift as if it were for her.
I take it you'll be wanting a copy?
I can't believe you didn't ask me to be in it.
I planned this out immensely… Since I work on Valentines Day we are planning to go out to eat the following Sat. to a nice little restaurant. What the suspire is I am going to show up at her house straight after work on Val-Day, (I will be looking spiffy gym shorts and work boots, 4 hours after unloading semi-truck’s trailers at UPS) with flowers, a ginat white teddy bear and the new Justin Timberlake cd, with MOTHER F’IN TICKETS TO SEE HIM LIVE INSIDE NUKKA!! On the 18th. Ughhhh I’m bring sexy back
C'mon Vamp admit you wana go, I read you like his new cd and you know Buffalo is only a stone throw away, you all ways come here for concerts!
On second thought, I take back all current statements; I may just buy that certain lady-friend of mine a single rose, and a 6 pack of her favorite beer.. I'll probably have a bottle of whiskey to myself, nearby. And see if she wouldn't mind getting hammered and frolic in the local park together, after hours. :cool: Chicks like moonlit walks, and some chicks even like being smashed-drunk under the stars.
idk, I figure he has a lot of money, he's really popular, so his shows would have a lot of fireworks and cool lights and ****.
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Just a teddy bear. Keep it simple.
Fag..
Most important thing i could give is love.
WTF!
WRONG! Sex is more important than love.
Well of course for the guys it's all about sex.
Love always goes into sex
I was deciding if I should give the girl I'm gonna ask out a flower along with my rhyme for her but thought it would be overkill.
February 12th and still no valentine for the KoH lord... :(
lewl I got tickets to go to a black metal show on the fifteenth from my girlfriend. GRIM AS ****. BEST PRE-VALENTINES EVER even though I've known about it for awhile
Came into an extra
I meant adorable!
I haven't planned a thing.
I'm actually askign a girl out. I'm getting 20 roses in the shape of a heart, with a black one in the middl. there will be a not attatched, and if she accepts my date, that to give me back the rose. I kniw she'll say yes, and I have it all planned for the 15th. I've been preparing a dinner for the last 2 days, whic we'll enjoy in my living room which I plan to decorate with new drapes, and rose petals. Then we'll enjoy the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet. After that I have a light dessert, then whatever.
How desperate am I?
Very. I bet she says no.
I hope you can spell better in real life than you do on the internets. Then again... if a man ever sent me a card that simply read "I reely luve yuo. I kniw weed be togetter for ever whic is reely cool, yuo kniw? Sned me bake teh blak rose if yuo luve me k?" I'd lol and **** him right there on the spot.
I'll give her sex. And that's all I have the money for.
Woah... where the **** you been, son?
Me? What? Why?
Her? HER?! What the **** happened to you during your leave?
Well, I had a couple guys. Sex happened. And then I met my sisters best friend. We were alone in a very dim room smoking. One thing led to another.
BOOM
I have a girl now.
[quote=love at first fright;534628]Most important thing i could give is love.
WTF!
Hahaha.. It's all I can say to that.
[quote=Skitzo Control;534635]WRONG! Sex is more important than love.
As always, you're right about the human race, yet you're still an inept 'tard.
[quote=love at first fright;534637]Well of course for the guys it's all about sex.
Love always goes into sex
I'd be Straight Edge, if not for the excessive drinking and smoking. I don't believe in casual sex, only one night stands (WHILE drinking).
[quote=Arcadios;534966]I was deciding if I should give the girl I'm gonna ask out a flower along with my rhyme for her but thought it would be overkill.
Failed.. I can sense the terror within this.
[quote=Sage Shadows;535498]I'm actually askign a girl out. I'm getting 20 roses in the shape of a heart, with a black one in the middl. there will be a not attatched, and if she accepts my date, that to give me back the rose. I kniw she'll say yes, and I have it all planned for the 15th. I've been preparing a dinner for the last 2 days, whic we'll enjoy in my living room which I plan to decorate with new drapes, and rose petals. Then we'll enjoy the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet. After that I have a light dessert, then whatever.
How desperate am I?
Desperate is a light word to be used, you're just flat-out hopeless. Why don't you just lob off your cock, and ship it to her in a nicely decorated box, too?!
[quote=Sapphire Rose;535679]I'll give her sex. And that's all I have the money for.
You and me both, pal'..
[quote=Sapphire Rose;535707]Well, I had a couple guys. Sex happened. And then I met my sisters best friend. We were alone in a very dim room smoking. One thing led to another.
BOOM
I have a girl now.
You ****ed up big time.. and with your own sister's friend? I dated my sister's friend once, and now the loopy ***** is stalking me, apparently. And my sister can't stand to be around her anymore, because all she talks about is, well, "me". Someone wants my nuts BADdddd..
[quote=Sapphire Rose;535707]Well, I had a couple guys. Sex happened. And then I met my sisters best friend. We were alone in a very dim room smoking. One thing led to another.
BOOM
I have a girl now.
You... like switching sexualities during leaves of absenses?
Btw, when you say that you have a "girl," you mean a girlfriend and not like, a baby girl, right?
[quote=KoH;535830]Btw, when you say that you have a "girl," you mean a girlfriend and not like, a baby girl, right?
No you jerk, he-she meant she likes to eat baby girls.
I wouldn't mind getting in the sack with some of my sister's friends. The thin ones at least.
Only problem is my sister's 14, and as such, most of her friends are, so I can't, really. :(
[quote=Down The Sun;535882]No you jerk, he-she meant she likes to eat baby girls.
Oooooh. See, I thought he meant something sane.
[quote=The Judge;535939]I wouldn't mind getting in the sack with some of my sister's friends. The thin ones at least.
Only problem is my sister's 14, and as such, most of her friends are, so I can't, really. :(
Dude... go watch some porno.
The legal kind.
[quote=Down The Sun;535722]Blah, blah, blah... Click the link.You poor boy. Did you become so embittered with Valentine's Day, love, and anything having to do with close relations because you discovered you'd most-likely hold on to your virginity until the day you die, or is it because daddy touched you in places that made you all tingly?
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;535589]I hope you can spell better in real life than you do on the internets. Then again... if a man ever sent me a card that simply read "I reely luve yuo. I kniw weed be togetter for ever whic is reely cool, yuo kniw? Sned me bake teh blak rose if yuo luve me k?" I'd lol and **** him right there on the spot.
Yeah, no bet, haha. You're silly, Vampiro.
[quote=Sapphire Rose;535679]I'll give her sex. And that's all I have the money for.
Haha, there's a man for you.
[quote=KoH;535682]Woah... where the **** you been, son?
Yeah, totally!
[quote=Sapphire Rose;535687]Me? What? Why?
Yeah you, dumb face.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;535705]Her? HER?! What the **** happened to you during your leave?
I'm confused haha.
[quote=Sapphire Rose;535707]Well, I had a couple guys. Sex happened. And then I met my sisters best friend. We were alone in a very dim room smoking. One thing led to another.
BOOM
I have a girl now.
Whoa whoa, what?!
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;535776]My faith in mankind is lost... all is lost.
Same here, Vampiro!
[quote=KoH;535830]You... like switching sexualities during leaves of absenses?
Btw, when you say that you have a "girl," you mean a girlfriend and not like, a baby girl, right?
I hope so, right guys?
[quote=Down The Sun;535882]No you jerk, he-she meant she likes to eat baby girls.
Haha, nice one.
[quote=The Judge;535939]I wouldn't mind getting in the sack with some of my sister's friends. The thin ones at least.
Only problem is my sister's 14, and as such, most of her friends are, so I can't, really. :(
That's gross, you need help haha.
[quote=KoH;535999]Oooooh. See, I thought he meant something sane.
Dude... go watch some porno.
The legal kind.
Yeah he should, that Judge.
[quote=Skitzo Control;536319]You poor boy. Did you become so embittered with Valentine's Day, love, and anything having to do with close relations because you discovered you'd most-likely hold on to your virginity until the day you die, or is it because daddy touched you in places that made you all tingly?
ooh burn guys!!
I bought her a stuffed bear, some chocolates and a card. I'll buy her a rose tomorrow if I have some money on me. It's not a lot.. but she'll like it.
I'm gonna punch her in the face. Then tie her up, and make her watch while I have some gaysex with some hot dude.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;536390]No, she was making fun of DTS. drr drr drr
Just for knowing that, you owe me dinner..
I would've bought you dinner anyways. Spoilers: lobster means sex.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;536536]I would've bought you dinner anyways. Spoilers: lobster means sex.
GTFO; lobster ALWAYS means sex..
if I fukken buy you a fifty dollar meal, you better put out.
So I gave my gifts and she started crying. Good tears, though.
Awesome. :cool:
I don't feel like getting anyone, anything today. My ex is stalking me, it's crazy, she's crazy. Can't even try to begin to hook up with some random chick, because the ex is up my pooper..
So I STILL don't have a valentine and I feel like complete ****. Plus I'm sick. This makes for one of the ****tiest days of '07.
I'm gonna go home and watch porn later today.
Well, a member of the opposite sex hugged me, solely on the basis that I was single on Valentines Day. Changing the pertinent meaning to Singles Awareness Day. My friend's sister is so sweet.. Then one of the waitresses at work said "Happy Valentines Day!! Suck my dick.. "
BOY, WOULD I EVER?!