This is totally stolen from the PA forums, in turn stolen from SA, but basically you write a headline and a tagline to go with it for what happened today. Have at it!
Area Man Decides Not to Wear Coat
"Good lord, it's cold still. This sunshine is deceptive"
Local Boy Delivers Killer Shoryuken to Camp Spanish Cage Fighter
Blames cheap tactics for enraged Dragon Punch
Faulty Router Crisis Deepens
President X promises: "My people will have networked computers tomorrow, I promise!"
"LOCAL BOY DECEIVED BY MEATBALL!"
"It looked nice but it actually wasnt!"
Teenager posts in a 'describe your day in headlines' thread
"Now what?"
Young Man Goes To Work
"It was a very slow day."
"Slam your head into sharp bookcase edges at high velocity"
"Guaranteed to wake you up!"
"Local Spic Uploads His CD Collection"
"....The Saga Continues."
"Rainbow Six: Vegas is Finally Here!"
"How long until we return to the Call of Duty?"
"Rainy Day at School"
"It's like a normal day, BUT RAINY!"
Local Students Falling Asleep During Math Lectures
"Yes, it really is that boring."
One trip to the art gallery?
"DENIED! After failing to find a parking spot, idiot parks a mile away just to walk back to the gallery as it starts to snow and find out it's closed. Fury swells up about incorrect hours, but tempers cool as fingers are frostbitten in the winter storm."
it's always something, well, blonde with me ^_^
Nothing happens to young gentleman
"It's like Y2K all over again!"
LOCAL MAN CLEANS HOUSE
"So that's where the smell came from!"
Local teen found to be REALLY COOL
"."
Adolescent mocks BBC World News
"They said rubbish bin."
"BOY GOES TO WORK TIRED!"
"Another hour in bed would have been nice"
My Goddamn Leg is Bleeding
"Seriously, what the hell happened last night?"
Snow in the Rio Grande Valley
It's so pretty on the mountains! Locals not ****ed off!
Guy wakes up late and misses class
I don't even remember hearing my alarm...
Mysteries of trigonometry remain veiled
"I should probably drop that class soon."
Florida resident goes online!
"See what he looks up next!"
"He happend to wake up and see the sun"
"It was terrible"
"Young Man Finds A **** Load of Videos"
"Twas a good day in the life on Arcadios"
"Going to get shunned by the DA'ers"
"-My life's over."
"Young Man Goes to Doctor's Office"
"Pink eye is no longer that pink."