Giant Centepede Eating Mouse




Posted by Linko_16

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg&mode=related&search=]Admit it. Now you have to look.[/url]




Posted by Omni

Yeah, I did have to look, and it was pretty awesome. The comments were funny, too, since some people were mad he posted that kind of thing on YouTube. They're all stupid.

As for centipedes, I had no idea that they ate mice. I wonder how big they get, cuz that one was huge! All of the centipedes I've seen were much smaller than that monster.




Posted by The Judge

That was so ****ing awesome. And I normally don't like that kind of thing.




Posted by Slade

I strongly dislike millipedes and centipedes, but that was really cool. He has another video of an even bigger black one doing the same thing.




Posted by Ant

didn't someone post this on DA a long long time ago? or somewhere else on vgc? eh.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah.

and ******* that's one gross bug.




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah, i did, like 8 months ago or something

still cool




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: yeah, i did, like 8 months ago or something

still cool


Really? Never saw it. Just happened to find this one myself.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

bull****




Posted by ExoXile

That's pretty nifty, I want one.




Posted by Senator Ramen

**** that mouse.




Posted by Malevolence

Poor mouse... I saw a fight between a giant turantula and one of those monsters on Animal planet or something awhile back...















The centipede won.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

/r/ vids

I need to see that ****.

ITT: Centipede videos. Find them.




Posted by brownoystercult

There's another one where a Centipede eats a bat. I'll try and find it later if someone doesn't get to it first. I need to get to school.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** SCHOOL GIVE ME A ****ING LINK




Posted by Lord of Spam

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2f5gBFMMmGc

granted




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"must spread rep..."




Posted by Lord of Spam

unacceptible




Posted by Phantasma2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgLmUb5P_Ws&NR

bat




Posted by WackoHater2

Where do these things fukken live? I wanna know so I never move there. I hate centipedes as it is.. but if they can grow to the size of snakes it makes it 100x worse.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Panic: Where do these things fukken live? I wanna know so I never move there. I hate centipedes as it is.. but if they can grow to the size of snakes it makes it 100x worse.


PANIC, DON'T PANIC!

Oh, and since when do you post here?



Posted by Zeta

Giant centipedes are actually quite common in New Jersey. Suprised you've never seen one.




Posted by Darksong X

What WONT these ****ers eat?

On a side note I watched this video and immediatley after went out for sushi. I channeled the centipede...I WAS THE CENTIPEDE.




Posted by The Judge

And being the centipede, I dined heavily on tuna and shrimp.




Posted by mis0

Ugh, sometimes we get big-*** bugs like that around here. Usually spiders rather than centipedes. And they always meet the firey fate of my six gun. :cool:

Mainly because I'm too terrified to stop on them. :notcool:




Posted by Ant

so cal doesn't seem to have any cool bugs




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

We get dock spiders. Those things are ****ing hueg. I hate them so **** much.

panic is also b7




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: so cal doesn't seem to have any cool bugs


What about Rattlesnakes?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not a bug. idiot




Posted by Ant

lol




Posted by Lord of Spam

BUT WHAT IF ITS ON A MOTHER ****ING PLANE?




Posted by ExoXile

Snakes. On a. Plane.




Posted by Omni

Im a cocksucking faggot who has terrible taste in movies. I also dislike it when fiveheads edit my posts.




Posted by ExoXile

Someone did?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I watched it last night. 50 ****/50 win.

WE'VE GOT MOTHERFUKKEN CENTIPEDES ON THIS MOTHERFUKKEN DARKNESS ADVANCED




Posted by mis0

More like we've got motherfukken androgeny on a motherfukken me.




Posted by Slade

bol




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Matt for demod '07




Posted by mis0

Why? That was like "best edit ever '07". I was gonna rep the post... but it's mine, so I can't :)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Miso for demod '07




Posted by mis0

You'd have to mod me first.




Posted by ExoXile

Xile fer SuperMod'O7




Posted by Zeta

Huh. For some reason I thought there was a hyphen between centipede and eating. =/




Posted by Slade


Quoting miso: You'd have to mod me first.

Let's see, how shall I put this... We can do... anything.


Hey guys that **** that millipedes ooze out of their body when you scare them is the worst smell ever amirite? That's pretty much why I hate them. I've rolled over a chunk of wood to find like ten of them underneath, and the immediate whiff of that smell I got was enough to make me gag.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You'd have to mod me first.


It's kind of like saying "if the opportunity to ever mod you arose, we wouldn't because you're demod'd"

yeah



Posted by Ant

smrt




Posted by Kit

The centipede looked like it could kick my cat's ***. :o




Posted by Ant

pft, I could even kick your cats a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]s. And that's saying somethin.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ant is a centipede? WTF




Posted by The Judge

Freaky, huh?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

More like, I'm going to fukken sue his *** for false advertising.




Posted by The Judge

He's a centipede named Ant




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Tony*




Posted by The Judge

Some call him that.

Some are dead.




Posted by Lord of Spam

So i was yelling at iris in threads where she was wrong just now, and then came over to this thread, and the first thing i thought was "lol wish a giant centipede would crawl up her vag and tunnel to her brain"

I suggest that, should vamp continue his story, this be added as a fantasy chapter.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just found the ending. She'll be eaten from the inside out by a giant centipede while LoS stands over her and screams and faps.




Posted by Linko_16

Where's the part where I suck her dick?




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I just found the ending. She'll be eaten from the inside out by a giant centipede while LoS stands over her and screams and faps.


You have my blessing, good sir.

and like, right as she dies the centipede bursts out of her chest alien style, and I come all over it.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: and like, right as she dies the centipede bursts out of her chest alien style, and I come all over it.


You truly are a g[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]d.



Posted by Lord of Spam

my domains include rape and overly large forheads.

you'd be surprised how often the two overlap




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Never as forheads don't exist.




Posted by Lord of Spam

how little you know, mortal




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I know you can't type worth ****.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Linko_16: Where's the part where I suck her dick?
[spoiler].[/spoiler]



Posted by Lord of Spam

you're doing that as she dies. her death causes her to orgasm so hard that it acts like a gun blast and blows off the back of your skull (this happens right as I come on the centipede).




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I can't remember if I've given her a dick or not. She might have had one at one time or another... but I can't remember. You ARE in it though.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: You ARE in it though.


What, really? Now I really want to read it.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I think your part involves a fish...




Posted by Linko_16





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Almost.




Posted by Ant

huh. neat.




Posted by ExoXile

What we don't know is that the fish is covering up a really hairy penis.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I like how chances are no matte what we can think of, linko can probably give a sauce for it.




Posted by Linko_16

Lol, I played that game with Iris via AIM once. She kept giving me futa pics (from where, I don't know) and I named the sauce for all of them.




Posted by Lord of Spam

no, im talking about like, we name some sort of weird porn, you post the link. not jsut DG ****.

though i find it amusing that iris also apparently has a large collection of the stuff. maybe thats why shes such an *******: penis envy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait, I think it was Ant whose story involved a fish...




Posted by Ant

8=====D ~O:




Posted by Zeta

owned

And dickgirl or not, I demand the uncensored version of that pic.




Posted by Linko_16

I didn't actually save the uncensored, just copied it right into Paint. Take it to /r/ and they'll probably help you out.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Pretty sure I have it somewhere. Also pretty sure it's not a dickgirl. As in 100% sure.




Posted by Linko_16

Well, yeah, that was just a joke.

But it'd be pretty hot if it was, wouldn't it?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Meh




Posted by Linko_16





Posted by Slade

Wow, that worked out really well, what with her expression and the little driblets coming off the end of the censored area.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Indeed. Well done.




Posted by Lord of Spam

why does it get fatter at the end?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lurk moar




Posted by Lord of Spam

spoilers pls




Posted by ExoXile

Pfjong




Posted by Lord of Spam

i like how we went from bugs eating rodents to she-cocks




Posted by ExoXile

It's funnSNRAFGL RALICK NARFENHAGEN GLARGENSCHLEIMEL




Posted by Slade

I kind of want to delete exo's post just because.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Growly Swedish is teh next best thing, and since klarth isnt here to do it right, I guess I'll have to.




Posted by Slade

slightly edited. i like to say the word 'gargenschleimel."




Posted by ExoXile

****ing, fagabuse.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: i like how we went from bugs eating rodents to she-cocks


Everything in the world should turn into she-cocks.



Posted by Zeta

Dickgirls Advanced




Posted by Linko_16

Idea of the Year '07

But don't actually ask for it, or Jesse might figure out he forgot to censor that word.




Posted by Zeta

He can't censor it, or The Dick van Dyke Show would lose all meaning.




Posted by Linko_16

I figured he had to have some reason for not censoring that one. I mean, it's kind of a big one to miss.

I remember when I first joined, back when I didn't know anything about message boards, the word "cock" was censored and all swearwords were censored to, like, fifty or sixty astrices. I was very confused when I tried to tell the Sonic forum about my Chao, Spike, who had lots of peacock parts.




Posted by Ant

*** I hated those little turds.




Posted by Zeta

I named my Tails Chao 'Tales'

*******IT I'M SO CLEVER




Posted by Lord of Spam

just because you mom tells you that doesnt mean its true




Posted by ExoXile

Really?