Yes, you do. You do.
In this thread, we insult the member above us with a worthless, half-hearted insult, usually one to three words in length.
Example.
LoS posts, and I respond with "Forehead." He then responds "Skinny." vamp says "Star Trek," and Stalolin says "Frostbitten."
And so forth.
goth n[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]gger
Fat
sexy
stinky
Gal
Swede
Hair loss
Hentai
unloved.
Unattractive
butthole
pimples
butthole pimples
Lazy Bear
Der Bear
Tall
Small
Golfball nuts
$20
oh fu[COLOR="White"]c[/COLOR]k it ROOTBEER
Short
disgusting pedo
Beaner
fake jew
I Rule.
Ghouls rulez.
LMAO
OH MAN THE LAUGHTER WON'T STOP.
Holy ****...*crying*
Okay...
Hippie
cock tease
Wow. Thanks.
Arrogant.
projector
Closet Pedo
idiot savant
I actually was laughing at you saying "I rule."
Ugly.
twigsh[COLOR="White"]it[/COLOR]
cheese monkey!
Web comics
****, this thread goes too fast for me, I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORRRRAAAHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHDSFLAJASAWETEAWF SEYG2T
That's me.
Moron.
hotdogs
BUST! WOLF!
B+
Haha, nice one.
BLACK
Yeah, beat that homos
gayman
Get the time.
I
LIKE
SNIPER
that hurts
A Prus
*honk honk squeeeeel CRASH!*
I'm surprised no one has said anything FMA related to me yet.
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
Thank you.
You were waiting for it huh? I'll bet...because it's always on your mind. FULL METAL ALCHEMIST RUELZ YEAH. It's not enough that you have a blanket, calendar, shirt, necklace...etc. all that crap combined and you can cite any episode down to the minute!
Full Metal indeed.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
Teen titans
**** you.
is not cool
black metal
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=insult
queerhawk.
variable faggot
Cateater.
888888888 cockmongler
Mongrel
888888888 is just fancy-talk for German.
So is English. >=(
CATS don't HAVE EYES
Cats SO have eyes.
Sweden gay.
X's a girl.
****ing ninja swede
faps to furries
Parasite.
huh, i tried to think up an insult here, but couldnt. then i realized that the fact that zeta was so unremarkable and forgettable that i couldnt even insult him was an insult in and of itself
****ing RideMan.
aaaah **** it i can't be bothered.
The X? more like The butt seX
miso horny
Lord of Sperm
Gayta
Yeah, it's been said before, and often by me.
Love machine
Senator gay
Derdick
Young
Not Zetta
But lord I wish I was.
Shorty.
vampire queen
Werewolf furfag
...We are at a stalemate.
...Quite
amano-loving faggot
... wai- no i take that back. :(
Hypocrite
Perv.
Ex-Tremely Gay-Oxile
Viking wannabe.
(Fer yer information, I am a Viking ffs.)
American wannabe
American is just fancy-talk for good teeth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miso
Ice cream
Sock sniffer.
pervert.
Snape Snogger.
bugger eater.
just eats a lot in general
I don't :(
naruto lover.
boring
stompy
huge like stompy
jerk like stompy the elephant.
would like to take stompy up this ***.
stupid enough to think milk should come in bags
http://home.cogeco.ca/~husky66/Milk/
You're a milkbag.
you aren't economically friendly
Public transportation is for Canadians.
has a pen0r
Likes to ride stuff. Like horses.
Has no horse.
is fluent in shnargle
narcaytya
Becames a faggot.
fat fat fat fat fatty
One of those deaf-mutes.
Mettaur molester
Emo
emo philips
Snowflake
fagflake.
flake-flake
Cactus boy.
I dunno, I thought it was kind of amusing about two years ago.
associates with raptor
zlafg
man ride.
Globe-trotting man-*** pilferer
jealous of zeta
jealous of every man
cute as a button
cute as a hippo's gaping maw
glam
non-pilferer
Capitalist lout.
negro-lover
Ugly.
trap
dong demon
fatmanmadness
Stone Cock Crazy
Globe-trotting butt pirate
homogay
jsut
fire emblem
fudge
atez
Canadian
emotional
gamma type
canadian
ant-iestablismentarian
incapable of making clever typos
will be one of the first ones against teh wall when the revolution comes
Only does pussy drugs.
doesn't really have a pussy.
Likes giant wooden penis =^_^= because they're SO CUUUUUUTE
actually kind of likes foreigners
Slade
Dirk.
Sweden is just fancy-talk for reindeer murderers.
Dang right!
gal
lol
thunder anus
You need more manly avatars. Both me and Joe want to rape you.
Animu girl avatars aren't manly? :(
isnt as cool as he would have you think he is
isn't as really cool as he would have you think he is
OPPRESSIO FIGHTER
no location, age, or gender!
slave. read: nig[COLOR="White"]ge[/COLOR]r
The Nazi Tiptoe
great guy
lesser guy.
lessest guy
vampire
All male Ants are drones.
DRONES.
is going to turn gay
wants you to think he fighs FOR freedo, but is really fighing AGAINST freedo
****ing *******
is anti skub
IS skub
Confuses me.
is against harbl
poop
tantantantant
Soup
Puos
Usop?
secretly wants to be glam behind his facade of grim
still celebrating Christmas
likes a constipated singer
Used to be a robot in my story
Made a ****ty story.
metroid prime: faggot echoes
(PS I want to read this story)
How DARE you insult my story.
Go to the literature board and look for "The VGC story" a long way back. The original, not number 2.
oh shi- That story?
Wait, I wasn't in that; it still sucks.
You weren't here, you cock loving faggot.
No excuses, harbl-huffer.
fails for not being in the story
I'm a robo-orb. And I'm in cahoots with Sabredog! I love this story. It also gives insight into a less grim Judge, which is utterly delectable. Is the castle named after me, too?
Ahh good times.
self hating jew
wait, thats nut funny, thats just true
You're not nut funny.
I love you guys.
Noodleboy.
Untouched by his noodley appendage.
Nothing but man.
Heatherized.
You're not good enough for the Senate. gb2 House of Representatives.
Super Metroid's such a mediocre game.
Too far, Exo. Too far.
I'm insulting myself by saying that too, so yeah. :(
I've decided to ignore anything I see on this page and stick solely to what the topic name implies.
Exo-xile? More like FAG-XILE.
You want me. :-*
It's your culture's fault the world is ending in 5 years.
plain ol' faggot
maple leaf fukker.
cocktusmongler
-names some obscure enemy name from zelda or metroid-
zeela
Woah, woah, woah. A Zeela? Sir, that is the most insulting thing I've ever heard.
Even worse, you're the zeela that glitches out and gets stuck in the wall so you can get shot and killed but have no chance of doing any damage yourself.
Gaybar
FAGXILE
mormon
ralph nader
dum dum mcpooper pantsies
FAG
Dolt.
NON-FAG
you're BOOOOOOOOOOORING
Been online 1 day more than me, you-who-have-no-life.
not a vi-IN BEFORE VAMPIRO
It took me a good two minutes to figure out what that cut-off was. And oh boy was I mad when it finally hit me.
It's gone a day and I still don't get it, and I'm mad, too.
Should be annexed into Norway.
MISTERoxeny
more like ugly apathy aparatus
CS, truly sucks.
Absolut Idiot!
physically unappealing sandwich
more like beta type
Waybo
kwyjibo
LARGE, BALDING APE
lol
moar like CAMPIRO V EMPIRE
The Sex.
Wait, that's not an insult. That's not an insult at all.
Finds it difficult to insult the uninsultable. *****.
European faggot
The Jury
everything you like is stupid
You're stupid
The Devil's Prostitute
Post whore
Is really into three-word phrases
more like bowler derby
Period boy.
Eyes have cats.
trap
omg weedz
growly swedish(r)
Forehead considered weapon, cannot board international flights.
has unnatural cacti fixation
EDIT: nvrmnd, that sucked.
Must wear santa hat long after Christmas to hide fivehead.
Part of the f*cked up sex family.
Gay for Bridget.
Gay Splat.
Bloody vagina.
gay for X
mokey fyr lyfe.
SWEEDISH BLONDEHAIRED NAZIFAG
self explanatory
self Xplanaltory.
hoser
Ditz.
stinky
whale
The Smudge
Too ****ing far
Ugly Love Machine
paedophile
You only wish you were young enough for me.
undead hooker
gore covered finger
corpse slut
isn't as cool as me.
boring
not a pervert whatsoever.
It's nice to hear someone thinks that.
friends with ant
wishes he was black
You couldn't surprise her if you had a neo-nazi cactus sticking out of your fly.
wishes he could surprise a gal with a "neo-nazi cactus sticking out of his fly"
Says gal, too. :D
can't spell gall bladder without gal, no you can't
Ain't from the Northest North.
is a gal
is a ghastly ghoul
needs to get punched in the throat
Must be a Jew, since he's still celebrating Christmas.
Likes girls with penises.
Forgets who around here faps to girls with penises.
Doesn't realize I specifically said "likes".
doesnt realize NG:E sucks ***
^ Thinks NGE sucks. (That's a big insult)
<- Doesn't know what NG:E is. (That's an insult too.)
Half hearted, of course.
swede
Too stupid to remember the simplest of rules.
viking hating bastard
Neon Genesis. you know, that show NERV is from? DUR HURR HURR
his posts are like eating buffalo diarrhea ****
The W
mentally incapable of making a non-X related insult
actually coming to America
more like a gay love plant.
ant? more like fat.
riddenman
Too ****ing far. Thread closed.
Too ****ing far. Thread opened.
Not far enough, thread still stupid.
IS stupid.
Asshats.
budgies suck
grim is passeaccentmnark
huge forehead hinders typing ability
cruisin for a bruisin
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE FAGGOT
SAYS YOU, FAGGOT
Is a big pile of mud.
actually thinks that that's mud.
thats a paddlin
weebob
oobawee
PLEASE CHANGE YOUR AVATAR
BASEMENT HEAD
Your sexy sandwich is a burger.
*garden burger
your penis hasn't stopped a single evil-doer, ever
WELL IT SURE STOPPED YOU.
Location: Testicles
Hip Hop BORING
transgendered nerd
paddlin's are for nubs/wow's for faggots
Cana-duh!
is in a downward spiral of faggotry
furfag
fukken sweden sucks
believes in imaginary countries
Pwned you in Metroid Fusion.
In soviet russia, fusion pwns you
Canadian supremacist....which isn't much of an insult.
:(
Ain't no history of hip hop.
A pile of secrets.
Is a world of secrets.
Location: Sweden
Is a world of open guilty pleasures
Is a world of crawly skin.
is best at photo shop by default since klarth left
a lactating male
******* NINJA TEAPOT
ninja bait
Pool closer
is not optimized
is
isnt
fivehead
Trendwhore
nas' whore
BUTT MONKEY 4 LYFE
porch monkey
baboon butt
pkey hookybooo
FNARGLE SNARGLE!!!!1
SHOOP DA WOOP
FLIP LIGHTS MAKE THE CAR GO FAST
GORECRINGEMETALFAG.
kolo nuff said
made the thread die.
Negative Trucker Whore
hip hop faggot.
Fagoot.
dates a crow.
STRANGE BEASTEALITY BUISNESS
lol fagoot
Maggot*
She ain't no crow. :cool:
believes in gals.
Pal. :cool:
belives in himself.
edit: ninja'd?
has to be an extreme loser to get ninja'd.
Has small penus
HAS SMALL MUSIC KNOWLEDGE.
Has a Myspace.
has a penis that can not commit crimes, such as rape
Commit crimes, such as rape.
makes gay pictures of himself in banners
your penis is short and stout
Idk... *Something that hits the spot*
HAH! >:0
[quote=Pretty Hate Machine;540746]makes gay pictures of himself in banners
:cool:
Hit my spot. :(
Not as Cool as Corrupt
Has ridiculously badly-animated tits in signature.
is an expert on poorly animated tits
Knows nothing about tits at all.
wishes i had tits so that he wouldnt feel as bad about wanting my cock
idk if that even makes sense, but im sticking with it
Secretly wants to be a transvestite. ITS OBVIOUS REALLY, JUST ADMIT IT.
Might be a transvestite.
I dunno...;>_>
Has morbid fantasies about morbid...stuff.
wishes that miso would stick it up his pooper with her she-dong.
edit: is a ninja whore
Ninja'd.
Swede'd. SAME AS FAIL OLO
Freakin', no.:(
mispells his name in avatars [spoiler]it happened once[/spoiler]
NERD
Horrible WRYYYYYYYer
Fat WRYYYYYYYer
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
fat faggot
sounds like a NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
sounds like a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Mediocre Zinger
Edit:
Less than Mediocre Ninja
I don't have any insults for you, which I suppose could be taken as one. :)
[quote=Pretty Hate Machine;540842]mispells his name in avatars [spoiler]it happened once[spoiler]
Mhm.
destiny is for fags
.....Yes?
Yes
Awesome.
DOESN'T INSULT ENOUGH PEOPLE
Insults too many people.
SMELLS LIKE PORK!
wait that's not bad at all...
Galgalgalgalgal.
lol fag.
Who are you?
FF7 Player
[spoiler]blind[/spoiler]
this is one of the few DA threads that've stayed on topic. Huh.
PLAYS TOO CLOSELY TO THE RULES
I messed up on the rep comment so I shall insult myself.
@ Arc: Can't Add.
Someone who's been here longer than you.
zing.
Dumb fag can't get me to 3000. :(
Is not tasty.
CARES ABOUT REP
UNINTENTIONAL CAPSLOCK IS UNINTENTIONAL YET JUSTIFIED
aids'd.
You're doing it wrong.
Hasn't played THPS4:P8THUG
The Mex.
YOU'RE DIRTY BEANER SCUM
Zeta: Nows nothing about girls
neither do u
No, I know nothing about spelling.
You, sir.....are old.
man, **** this. thread dereail, go gog o
This thread is now about rideman.
agree'd. let us all ruminate on memes past.
is a faggot
BASEMENTHEAD
dud
his profile violates DA rules
meh
SAME AVATAR FOREVER, etc.
MISO YOU IDIOT
and hell yea koalla ftw
avy features turtle getting rimjob
Reps too much.
self-quoter
Kefka sucks.
HE SUCKS.
Too. ****ing. Far.
Is the biggest nerd I know on the internet.
is the real biggest nerd due to fat
...I'm not that fat...meanie. :(
your ***** tits say otherwise, fatty
oh yeah, well your stupid gay forehead stays otherwise. moron. I HATE YOU
Semi-Big 20 year old Vampire?
Got impaired penor.
HAS NO PENOR!!!
Has half a penor.
is called kevin
i refuse to be on topic, even though my last post accidently was
what can i say, i cant pass up an attempt to make fun of ants breasts.
Yes, you do. You do.
I don't.
Thread-killer.
Zeta's eviscerate crits dead thread for 1500
Sword Mastery procs an extra attack
Zeta deals 600 to dead thread
Hand of justice procs an extra attack
Zeta crits dead thread for 1100
I'm assuming that's some WoW faggotry. ****ing Warcraft faggot.
lern2stunlock, newb
Lord of Suck
you wish, faggot
Forehead bigger than Great Wall of China, blots out sun and causes crop failure and worldwide famine.
BIG BLACK ****** CACK
glam and sunburned
Zeta done know how to sing a song. Him voice be kinda meowing, like a cats in the heats. But him done care none.
I want to rape the person I think you are, but am afraid to rape you for the person you might be.
too busy being disgusting
You can't see it in your avatar but right beneath her I'm having at her hoo-ha. That's why she looks like that.
Fat Fudge
Hated by loli
and lol @ judge's post sig'd must spread rep etc
I didn't read anything before this post that I"m making now. You're all morons.
not gonna read your post since you didn't read ours. faggot.
paradox
Your life is a paradox.
My face to your ass.................I mean your ass to my face what??
Speakeasies haven't been around since like the 20s or 30s moron.
Your just like Dr. Zoidberg: No one likes you.
Now scuttle off.
And actually, Speakeasy's are still around you just have to find them. And if you wanna get technical, bars and clubs that allow smoking and have....bars can be considered Speakeasies, they just call them "Smokeasy."
"For every one bottle that was caught, over 100 bottles got through."
BEEEEEYAAAATCH.