Goodnight Sweet Prince Only Thread




Posted by mis0

For when you're gonna go have a social life (ha!) or wack off in a corner to some DONKEY PANCH or go to sleep.

I'm gonna go to sleep due to a severe amount of college early in the morning.

ciao

edit: i thought the title for this thread was epic. in theory, yes, epic. in practice, not so much




Posted by The Judge

I could've sworn this thread was made already.

But whatever.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

so... cial... life? My social life is going to work and playing Rainbow Six with the same group of friends every night. lol




Posted by Darksong X

My social life consists of filling my room with goth ni[COLOR="White"]gg[/COLOR]ers, jews, and chinkies nearly everyday. They amuse themselves because as I once stated I'm not here to fu[COLOR="White"]ck[/COLOR]ing entertain you people.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

goth [COLOR="White"]nigg[/COLOR]ers are the worst kind of goths

Also, it's almost 4:30. Probably going to bed. Goodnight, sweet prince.




Posted by Darksong X

May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Oops, i'm sorry I ment may flights of DEVILS WING THEE TO THY SATANIC NAPPING.




Posted by Ant

good fukken day.




Posted by Lord of Spam

social life consist of wow, work, and occasionaly smoking with some buds.


sweet prince can wake the **** up and stop being such a ******* pussy for all i care.




Posted by Slade

I see one group of friends at the high school, then I see another when I go to my college classes. I try to make "acquaintances(sp?)" there, I guess. I actually meet a lot of new people pretty regularly. Just... most of them are stupid.


I'm off to squirt hot milk all over Link's body.




Posted by Lord of Spam

my first though when reading the words "hot milk" were to make it a fapping joke. then i read on and was terrified and confused




Posted by mis0

GOODNIGHT MOON




Posted by The Judge

COW JUMPING...OVER THE MOON.




Posted by Dexter

Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

So, since my social life consists of Rainbow Six and my girlfriend, I decided to combine them today. If you see one hilarious thing in your life, let it be watching a girl play a tactical shooter. Girls are so stupid. Fukken hi-larious.




Posted by Dexter

****. I should've been there for her! :mad:




Posted by Ant

girls playing any game is funny :(




Posted by The Judge

...Yeah :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Eh, she's not bad in general. She just can't click the thumbsticks while moving them, while holding L while constantly clicking R in bursts, while pressing B, and making sure to press X every now and then. She gets flustered and then yells at everyone. I lol'd so hard.




Posted by The Judge

Their gender handicap is funny.

Anyways, goodnight DA.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Goodnight, sweet prince.




Posted by Darksong X

All the girls i've known lack the neccesary comprehension skills to get a good handle on most video games. There are exceptions, but for the most part i've seen girls freak out at the first sign of danger in games, freeze up and allow themselves to be shot, hacked, eaten, burned to death etc. I laughed everytime.

Also, girls are quick to call a game stupid/boring if they get mercilessly handled by it.

Goodnight sweet fapplings.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Video games bring out the true nature of a women. It's the best tester of a potential relationship.




Posted by Ant

get the time.

oh, and I'm done for today.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I have just received time. What do I do?




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Video games bring out the true nature of a women. It's the best tester of a potential relationship.


a sociologist way back in the 50s ran a test wherein a person was told to read a series of word pairs off to a person that he could not see, but could hear. Then, he was to read off the first word of each pair one by one, and the other person was to recite the matched word in the pair. If they got it wrong, the first person was to give an electric shock, with each subsequent failure increasing the dose until the person being shocked was essentially begging for mercy. The purpose of the test was to see how people would react to authority, eg would they continue to shock someone when it was causing obvious pain if an authority figure (the researcher in this case) told them to do so. the study found that 60% of men were willing to go to the highest levels of shock, though most of the men which did so expressed great discomfort in doing so. The interesting thing the study found when it was redone in the 70s including women? Over 80% of women proceeded to the highest levels of shock, and very few said anything more than once. Why?

Because women are ******* spineless ****s who dont have the balls to stand up for themselves. Oh lawd.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I have just received time. What do I do?


Pay zero attention to killing any of the gonados and keep getting more time. And use sniper upclose constantly.



Posted by Darksong X

As i've said many a time, I like Sniper. Maybe even luv Sniper.

Also, i've heard about that test, or one like it. The subject was told that the highest level of shock was potentially fatal to the person being shocked (who was an actor, part of the experiment, and not being shocked at all.) They were in seperate rooms, but everytime the subject got an answer wrong he/she could hear the actor screaming in pain. The point was how far the subject would go (even to the extent of killing someone) while under the watch of an authority figure. The trust some people have in people in lab coats is amazing.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Darksong X: As i've said many a time, I like Sniper. Maybe even luv Sniper.

Also, i've heard about that test, or one like it. The subject was told that the highest level of shock was potentially fatal to the person being shocked (who was an actor, part of the experiment, and not being shocked at all.) They were in seperate rooms, but everytime the subject got an answer wrong he/she could hear the actor screaming in pain. The point was how far the subject would go (even to the extent of killing someone) while under the watch of an authority figure. The trust some people have in people in lab coats is amazing.


yeah, thats teh one.the guy who rant eh test got the idea from the nuremburg trials were so many nazi soldiers just said that they were following orders.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

firefox isn't helping your posts at all. It's making them somehow worse. How is this possible?




Posted by Slade

Yeah, why don't you go flood your sig with emoticon things if you're gonna post like that, LoS. kids these days...


MSN critiqued my spelling for a while, then it stopped. Good thing it did, too, it didn't even recognize words like "difference."




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

that's because you were spelling it wrong. Back then it was "dif"




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

girls suck balls at video games.

Holy ****...I must be a man!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

we've known this for years. You at least have a set of balls anyways.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: firefox isn't helping your posts at all. It's making them somehow worse. How is this possible?


im overly tired and wasnt really paying attention. bag of dicks, etc



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd call you a faggot if I hadn't used that excuse so many times before.




Posted by Lord of Spam

faggot




Posted by The Judge

Forehead




Posted by Senator Ramen

Good night, sweet forehead.




Posted by Ant

I imagine a huge forehead in a room with a regular sized blanket on it but the forehead is so big that it makes it look small




Posted by Darksong X

Holy ****ing lmao




Posted by The Judge

**** you and **** this ****.

I'm going to bed.




Posted by Senator Ramen

Me too.




Posted by Darksong X

GO TO BED BABIES.




Posted by Ant

srsly. I don't have to do anything tomarrow so I'm staying up REAAAAAAL late

like 2am maybe.




Posted by Darksong X

Read the Ghouls book.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm staying up super late too ^_^ let's talk on aim ant and stay up late together ^^




Posted by Slade

*** ****it, every time I have to go to bed Vamp hosts an online slumber party. Enjoy your AIDS, *****.


i write you the sweetest nothings...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you get on aim too. it will be a super duper threesome adventure! ^____^




Posted by Ant

yeah, I ended up laying down in bed and falling asleep until now...and even though I feel rather refreshed and I could stay up...I'm going back to sleep.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Too bad. You missed some awesome discussion about music.




Posted by Ch

Question...

Is it a problem if I've become too lazy to post anymore? :)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Depends what else you do with your time. Typing and reading DOES take an amazing amount of effort though.




Posted by Ch

Actually I've been doing nothing but sitting on my as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR] since the beginning January and now I'm gonna be even worse since I passed all my midterms and don't have to do anymore work until May. And I got TP on Saturday. I've actually refused to go out this week. I'm am a dork by all means. :(

Oh.

And what with that stupid message I get when I rep someone? Haven't been here in a while.

Observation: Vamp, at first I thought your avy was of some guy with a massive boner.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

symbolism ftw

also, you truly are a lazy, lazy man. I commend you.




Posted by ExoXile

G'morning.




Posted by mis0

Ur doin' it wrong.




Posted by Ch

Que?




Posted by Lord of Spam

BEANER


sup, havent seen you around much recently




Posted by Ch

How long till Iris decides my sig is offensive?

Personally I died of laughter.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i fa- er, i lol'd




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I BECAMES




Posted by Omni

Oh, well. See ya, though I'm hardly noticeable when I am here. I guess I'll try to change that in the future. Good night to you all!

It's early for me to go to bed, but I'm tired from work and off the next 2 days. Bye.




Posted by mis0

ciao and stuff.

OFF TO A LAND OF FANTASY.. the land of dreams, induced by the best of drugs.




Posted by Lord of Spam

off to work, followed by a continuation of my faggotry in azeroth.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I was going to drop a computer off to work before it opened, one I'd spent the night working on, and I slipped on ice and really ****ed it up. Now I can't figure out what's wrong with it. So I've decided to get ****ed of and stay home and not do anything for the rest of the day. Goodnight, sweet prince.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

So, slightly over 1/4 of my balcony is covered in snow (only balcony that is, in the complex, ftw) and I feel a ginormous urge to pry open the frozen door and bury beneath the snow. I wonder how long it'd be until someone found me. Good bye, sweet prince!




Posted by Ant

do et faggot




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I was going to drop a computer off to work before it opened, one I'd spent the night working on, and I slipped on ice and really ****ed it up. Now I can't figure out what's wrong with it. So I've decided to get ****ed of and stay home and not do anything for the rest of the day. Goodnight, sweet prince.


florida>canaDUH



Posted by mis0

i. am. so. tired.

thankfully i have my two good classes (english and german) tomorrow, BUT i have a job-interview-thing which means "professional" attire and I also need to go to this art gallery thing. i can't wait for saturday so i can be enveloped in a world of restful sleep for a change. and then get to my heaps of homework.

ja, see ya when i see ya. ciao.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

My work schedule: 8 PM-4AM. Those are the hours I get paid for anyways. I'm never tired during the night anymore.




Posted by Ant

4:15am. Simi Valley CA. Let's kick shell!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k




Posted by Ant

tmnt turtles in time yo. good game.




Posted by Lord of Spam

franchise has been tainted by new movie. childhood has been raped more by this one movie than all of the tmnt prons combined.

and thats a lot of prons.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Boo-hoo. I'm not even counting this as part of the franchise. Thus, no taint.

lewl




Posted by Lord of Spam

i wish I could unsee the trailer and never have heard it was being remade. Sadly, i cannot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Such is the story of my life. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.




Posted by The Judge

WHO UNSTICKIED THIS?!




Posted by The Judge

ANTHONY YOU PORTLY SACK OF HAM DON'T UNSTICKY THINGS I STICK.




Posted by Omni

Is it gonna be a sticky again? Oh, and good night, sweet prince. I'm outta here.




Posted by mis0


Quoting The Judge: ANTHONY YOU PORTLY SACK OF HAM DON'T UNSTICKY THINGS I STICK.

I tee-hee'd!

Uh, today was miserable and I feel liek crap. I guess it's time to snag some meds and get to sleep. yawn and so on..



Posted by Slade


Quoting Lord of Spam: i wish I could unsee the trailer and never have heard it was being remade.

I just saw this huge cardboard movie stand thing in the theater the other day. It was terrifying. Have you seen their eyes...?

Makes me want to hunt down the old TV episodes, and replay TMNT 2. *** that was an awesome game.

Oh, and I'm going to be up late playing TP tonight. weekends rule



Posted by Ant

I feel like a worthless pile of s[COLOR="Lime"]h[/COLOR]it! :D




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Slade: weekends rule


im going to **** your mouth until your jaw falls off



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

weekend's rule: **** off, it's the weekend




Posted by Lord of Spam

i work on the weekends. every weekend. until summer.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

owned. I get the weekends off.




Posted by Lord of Spam

horse cock in my mouth. all the way to my stomach.

(sometimes all the way to the pooper)




Posted by mis0

I don't work weekends because I'm unemployed (and increasingly poor!) GOOD TIEMS, ETC




Posted by Zeta

I don't work at all. :cookie:




Posted by Slade

Wow, my weekend plan backfired this morning: Oh hey, sup dad. YOU SLEPT IN AGAIN YOU'RE STAYING UP TOO LATE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT AN ACTIVE PART OF THE FAMILY. Alright, I'll catch you later :cool:

I didn't even play TP, I ended up just talkin to gurlz on AIM. What a waste.




Posted by The Judge

I am immortal




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

This weekend has been shoptastic but altogether uneventful for me. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

i worked today. i will work tomorow. In between?

World of warcraft and masturbation.




Posted by Darksong X

I don't have a job or a life so my weekends are open to whatever the freak I want to do.......which usually ends up being some table-top role playing game.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wow, my weekend plan backfired this morning: Oh hey, sup dad. YOU SLEPT IN AGAIN YOU'RE STAYING UP TOO LATE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT AN ACTIVE PART OF THE FAMILY. Alright, I'll catch you later


Your dad is a little *****. Tell him I said that.


Quoted post: World of warcraft and masturbation.


Same thing, faggot.



Posted by mis0

now i should be going off to do my massive mounds of homework, but chances are i'm gonna avoid that.

also, nerds, etc. masterbating to a videogame is for otaku.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, no, no. WoW IS masturbation to nerds.




Posted by Darksong X

Yeah, like when your mom is cleaning your room and she finds a video game manual tucked underneath the matress and eyes it warily, noting it's proximity to the box of tissues.




Posted by Obscurum Contagiion

My social life is reduced to talking to people online...
I dont even have a phone.

I dont have a job, and I dont talk to people, unless it is in my best interest.

:)




Posted by mis0


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: No, no, no. WoW IS masturbation to nerds.

And guys wonder why many women hate videogamers?



Posted by Lord of Spam

THUNDER CATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOO!

edit: ive not gotten to the point where i found wow prons attractive. thankfully.




Posted by The Judge

You'll turn around eventually.




Posted by Darksong X

Lol gay




Posted by Zeta

Good night, sweet Prinnies.




Posted by ExoXile

Prance, little fairy, prance.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: edit: ive not gotten to the point where i found wow prons attractive. thankfully.


WORLD OF PORNCRAFT LEWLOLOL

*******it i hate the internet.



Posted by mis0

I wish I could be a hardcore arsonist and set the internet on fire.

instead,

day faggots.




Posted by Ant

DAY? DAY?! k day.




Posted by Slade

Saying DAY is for faggots. that is all

I'm going to bed soon. rly tired. Gotta do my homework early in the morning again.

...I just realized I didn't play Zelda at all today. nooooooooooooooo




Posted by ExoXile

Saucage grillz.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ever work really hard towards one goal and then once you get there you just kinda say "well, that's enough" and don't even bother relishing the rewards for getting to said goal?




Posted by Lord of Spam

i hate school




Posted by Linko_16

I've seen some WoW porn that is good enough, but it's really only of girls who look like ordinary girls anyway.




Posted by Darksong X


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Ever work really hard towards one goal and then once you get there you just kinda say "well, that's enough" and don't even bother relishing the rewards for getting to said goal?


Story of my life.



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: I've seen some WoW porn that is good enough, but it's really only of girls who look like ordinary girls anyway.


no, im talking about like tauren on elf ****, or like 5 gnomes on an orc. that ****s just not hot.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: no, im talking about like tauren on elf ****, or like 5 gnomes on an orc. that ****s just not hot.


I've seen both of those so many **** times... I hate the internets.



Posted by Lord of Spam

...me too:(




Posted by Ant

han shot first.




Posted by Lord of Spam

******* right




Posted by Zeta

Greedo shot third.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Luke shot first.




Posted by The Judge

I shot first




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I've seen both of those so many **** times... I hate the internets.


Ditto. It's sad because the reason people like it isn't because they have a thing for midget chicks or beastiality... it's just 'cause they play WoW. Now, three chicks (some elves, some now) rubbing up against each other, two of them fingering the third's vagoo? That's hot.

On the whole, FFXI porn > WoW porn, but that's mostly just because FFXI has sexier races, and Japanese artists who'll whip stuff up.




Posted by Slade

Some of that Ragnarok online stuff is top tier. I don't have a clue what the game is, though. other than the obvious "online" and "rpg" elements.




Posted by mis0

... you're all such perverts!

Not really surprisng, this is the internets, I guess.

oh and goodnight moon, etc.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Misoxeny: ... you're all such perverts!

Excuse me.



Posted by Slade

I, for one, will not stand for such nonsense.


and i be sleepin rl soon, right after i acquire pix THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME




Posted by Lord of Spam

"Now, three chicks (some elves, some now) rubbing up against each other, two of them fingering the third's vagoo? That's hot."

I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about. I also hate that I've seen teh version with the UI put on it with quest text and emotes placed over it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Now, three chicks (some elves, some now) rubbing up against each other, two of them fingering the third's vagoo? That's hot.


lewl yeah. I've sadly got off to that a couple of times.



Posted by Linko_16

The perspective on that one's what makes it so awesome.




Posted by Darksong X

I demand links.

And justice.




Posted by Zeta

"JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL... Just kidding!"




Posted by Linko_16

IT WILL RAIN BLOOD TODAY.




Posted by Xenos

Wtf is your avatar Linko?




Posted by Slade

I always thought it was Snow White thumbing her nose at us all.




Posted by Linko_16



Especially badass because it was a girl who drew it.




Posted by Ant

I never liked it when girls made faces like that. wish I knew why.




Posted by Slade

Because it's unattractive? I mean, srsly, those faces aren't even cute. If a girl isn't lookin' cute she best not be lookin' at all ifyouknowwhatimean.




Posted by Ant

But...the goggles. They do nothing. :(




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Slade: I mean, srsly, those faces aren't even cute.


Like it's supposed to be cute?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yes?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Yes.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Ant: But...the goggles. They do nothing. :(


Not anymore. Square-Enix fixed the Evasion glitch.



Posted by Lord of Spam

this one time a bunch of us got high and watched aladin.

group concensus was that jasmin is ****ing hot.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Lord of Spam: this one time a bunch of us got high and watched aladin.

group concensus was that abu is ****ing hot.


fix'd



Posted by Lord of Spam

TOUCH ZE MONKEY

name the reference, get cookie




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: this one time a bunch of us got high and watched aladin.

group concensus was that jasmin is ****ing hot.


Dude, same fu[color=indigo]cking thing with Ariel when they showed The Little Mermaid on the Disney channel this one time. I was alone in the house at the time, and God help me, I fapped through some parts.

Good Disney porn is gold. Why do western artists have to suck nine times out of ten?
[/color]



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WEEABOO




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: Dude, same fu[color=indigo]cking thing with Ariel when they showed The Little Mermaid on the Disney channel this one time. I was alone in the house at the time, and God help me, I fapped through some parts.

Good Disney porn is gold. Why do western artists have to suck nine times out of ten?
[/color]


you got high and watched disney movies? well done sir.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Except he didn't get high.




Posted by Zeta

A different kind of high. He's in Arizona. That's ****ing mountain country.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

bat*




Posted by Zeta

bat mountains




Posted by Lord of Spam

rage, erection, etc




Posted by Zeta

various erection-killing pictures




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Erection-killing in DA = hawt pix




Posted by The Judge

Erection inducing pics = young ladies.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

POST MOAR JAILBAIT




Posted by Lord of Spam

psuedob&




Posted by Zeta

pseudo screw attack'd




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Zeta: A different kind of high. He's in Arizona. That's ****ing mountain country.


Not Phoenix, AZ. That is the valley of valleys.

And, no, I did not get high.

But I fapped to Disney all the same. I mean, she's naked in one scene anyway. They're practicly throwing it at me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WTF WHAT MOVIE AND AT WHAT TIME WMD




Posted by Ant

I've been up for about 36 hours now and just got back from doing a crap-load of work on a night-shift. I'm gonna sleep now, but only for 6 hours. Since I have tons of homework I put off, and class from 5-9, then another night shift from 10pm-6am. Then I have Friday allllll off. Thank ***.




Posted by Darksong X

Vampire Meeting friday night.

Bring your black cape and fangs.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Bring your black cape and fangs.


read that as fags lewl



Posted by Slade

u mean liek cigarettse lol




Posted by Lord of Spam

No. He meant homosexuals.

You see, they're planning an orgy of the muddiest sort.




Posted by mis0

That's not mud, it's chocolate pudding!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it's funny cuz it can still kill me




Posted by Lord of Spam

*** you're a ****ing pussy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

can't help it lol




Posted by Lord of Spam

suck it up, cry baby

DONT CRY OR SO HELP ME *** IL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT

AND DONT TELL ME WHEN IT'S GOOFY TIME. THIS ISN'T GOOFY TIME. YOU'LL KNOW WHEN IT'S GOOFY TIME




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol dad, is that you?




Posted by Ant

NO DAD NO




Posted by Zeta

no goofy time tonight ='(




Posted by Darksong X

Gentlemen...behold...CORN!




Posted by Ant

YES!




Posted by Darksong X

You hear that little jingle kiddies? That's right! THE CORNMAN IS HERE!

Run outside to his little cart and get some corn with mayo on it!




Posted by Lord of Spam

thats some gud edit right thur




Posted by Zeta

I won't accept this corn unless it is vomited out by the bigger of the two stupid dogs.




Posted by The Judge

shut up




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LOOK'T ME I'M DERICK SHUT UP *** ****IT SHUT UP MAN TIME TO GO TO THE NEXT THREAD AND SAY SHUT UP LOL


lewl




Posted by Ant

I kinda wanna tell you to "shut up". But, I'm not gonna. Just thought you'd like to know that though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

cool




Posted by Ant

Ya just don't get it...




Posted by Lord of Spam

pu tuhs




Posted by Corrupt

sup huts




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: LOOK'T ME I'M DERICK SHUT UP *** ****IT SHUT UP MAN TIME TO GO TO THE NEXT THREAD AND SAY SHUT UP LOL


lewl


Good G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d I'm hilarious.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: WTF WHAT MOVIE AND AT WHAT TIME WMD


Little Mermaid, right after she's turned human.

I've seen porn of her standing up to examine her new lower half only to find a raging hard cock.




Posted by Ant

omg wtf hax cock WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She gets legs? What?




Posted by Lord of Spam

which brings us to the mermaid question. would you rather the top or bottom half be human?




Posted by Ant

some questions aren't meant to be asked...or answered.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: which brings us to the mermaid question. would you rather the top or bottom half be human?


Top half. Some think they'd rather have the bottom 'cause all they want is vagina, but if you can keep it up with a fish face staring back at you, you might as well call yourself a furry right now.



Posted by Zeta

scaly*




Posted by Linko_16

Yiffer. That covers everything.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: which brings us to the mermaid question. would you rather the top or bottom half be human?


Top.

Just ask a dolphin.



Posted by mis0

zomg bai2u da i sleep now

PREEZU NO RAEP MONSTERS!!




Posted by Ant

mornin




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

sup?




Posted by Ant

I figured I slept about 15 hours total on Sunday, and awoke at 1am Monday, and probably be up all day. not too shabby.




Posted by Omni

I had to get up at 4 AM to be at work at 6. I'm there right now, that's why I'm in DA. I'm the greatest employee ever.




Posted by Linko_16

I'm pulling an allnighter on this essay.

That I had two weeks to do.

And an extra weekend 'cause I had to be gone the Friday it was due.

I'm such a good student.




Posted by Darksong X

I have to be at work at 8:15. It is now 7:35. I'll probably leave in 5 minutes so I can get a parking spot within the buildings zip code though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It takes you all night to write an essay? lololol




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: It takes you all night to write an essay? lololol


I'm actually pretty interested in figuring out the statistics on how much of that time was spent writing the essay, how much was spent surfing the net, and how much was spent fapping.

And it was a pretty long essay, too. Five pages with nothing but crappy subjects to choose from.




Posted by Darksong X

80% Fapology
10% Research
2% Drafting
8% D.A

Sound about right?




Posted by Lord of Spam

99%fapping*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: And it was a pretty long essay, too. Five pages with nothing but crappy subjects to choose from.


hahaha... wow. Aren't you in college? 5 pages is like... nothing. Try fifty. OR MORE



Posted by Linko_16

No, high school. Five pages is, like, as bad as it gets in high school.

Frankly, college sounds like one, big, long, unproductive a[color=indigo]ssfu
ck and I'm wishing more and more each day that there was some way to get around it.[/color]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

There is. I went for two years-ish and dropped out. NOW I MAKE GOOD MONEY WITH NO DEGREE LOLOLOL

And five pages is still not that much for highschool. Ten was average for me.




Posted by Slade

HA. The longest paper I've ever had to write was 8 pages long, and it wasn't even graded. My teacher was always stoned out of his mind, so he just kind of looked over it and gave me an A- because I seem like that kind of kid.




Posted by Darksong X

Longest paper I ended up writing was around 8 pages I think, plus works cited and all that jazz. Nothing major. Papers were never really an "OH SHI-" thing for me, I sort of just put it off until the day before it was due and then whipped one out in a night. Usually ended up getting A's and B's on them!

In short, Goodnight you princes of DA.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My teacher was always stoned out of his mind, so he just kind of looked over it and gave me an A- because I seem like that kind of kid.


I used to grade for a teacher that had a book full of students, each had a grade range beside their names divided into categories based on what they should achieve. Essays were one group, handouts another, tests, quizes, and so on. He never once read a student's actual work, rather, referred to his book and made up a grade that fell in that student's respective grade range. It was genius. Even more so because he still didn't give out the grades, I did for community service.



Posted by Lord of Spam

oh lawd, thats pathetic




Posted by Darksong X

Pathetically awesome! If I were a teacher i'd simply have a dart board behind the chalk/white board with grades (along with fabulous prizes mind you) tacked up on it. I'd close my eyes and give a dart a heave, then decide on the students performance in my entire class based on where the dart landed.

Sucks for some, rules for others.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: And five pages is still not that much for highschool. Ten was average for me.


Sucks to go to your school.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I used to grade for a teacher that had a book full of students, each had a grade range beside their names divided into categories based on what they should achieve. Essays were one group, handouts another, tests, quizes, and so on. He never once read a student's actual work, rather, referred to his book and made up a grade that fell in that student's respective grade range. It was genius. Even more so because he still didn't give out the grades, I did for community service.


Part of me hates teachers who don't read papers and tear that guy's eyes out (mainly due to the fact that they tend to assign them EVERY NIGHT because they don't have worry about spending their own time grading them), and part of me is thinking, "Man, I'd totally bomb some good-grade kid every once in a while."




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Sucks to go to your school.



Nah, I love writing and it comes really easily to me.



Posted by The Judge

Sorta like me.

Every day you become more and more like me.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Nah, I love writing and it comes really easily to me.


Me too, but literature analysis just kills me. I like reading books, then seeing what the author kind of intended me to understand, and think, "hm, cool." Then by the time five pages is written out about it, grubbing for quotes and whatnot, I'm all "Jesus Christ I don't care I never want to read this book again."



Posted by Darksong X

Goodnight, b[COLOR="White"]it[/COLOR]ches.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Sorta like me.

Every day you become more and more like me.

****, I've been like you before I even knew who you were? THIS IS GETTING CREEPY



Quoted post: Me too, but literature analysis just kills me. I like reading books, then seeing what the author kind of intended me to understand, and think, "hm, cool." Then by the time five pages is written out about it, grubbing for quotes and whatnot, I'm all "Jesus Christ I don't care I never want to read this book again."


That's the problem with assigning books as work. Even worse when they assign them as a punishment because you know someone will never want to read again because they've tied it to punishment.



Posted by Ant

LOOK AT ME!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HELLO, YOU!




Posted by Ant

you can stop looking now...




Posted by Lord of Spam

fap fap fap




Posted by Darksong X

I can't tear my eyes away. I know it's horrible but I can't stop staring at it...it...it entrances me with it's sheer brutality. It's beautiful, it's bleeding...it's...so...REAL. IT'S COMING THIS WAY DRR DRR DRR DRR

Goodnight, sweet princes of Darkness Advanced.




Posted by Ant

Huh, at first I thought you were talking about the spinning pee wee.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Aren't we all just spinning pee wees?




Posted by Ant

LOL.













Yes.




Posted by Darksong X

In the grand scheme of life one can't help but be a spinning dick. It's **** near unavoidable.




Posted by Omni

Hey, I'm outta here for the night. See ya, DA, probably sooner than you think!




Posted by Lord of Spam

rushing to 60 before monday morning. got 3 levels to go. Chances are i wont be on at all until then




Posted by Ant

...wtf is the rush?




Posted by Linko_16

It might be gone by the time he gets there.




Posted by Ant

serious mother f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking business a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]shats




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

i have an *** hat




Posted by Ant

Aren't we all just giant a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]s hats? In a literal sense of course.

Anywho, 6am, and I planned on waking up at noon. So, day for now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DAY




Posted by The Judge

Hay guyz whuts goin on




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

TALKING TO YOU LOL




Posted by Ant

I really need to start waking up before 2pm. I set my alarm, and I guess I stopped it. But I don't recall doing so. So there's nothing else I really could do about it :$




Posted by Lord of Spam

lazy fag is laaaaaazy




Posted by Slade

fix'd




Posted by Zeta

fux'd




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I went to bed at 6 PM and woke up at 7:30 AM. Life is good.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i cant even imagine sleeping that much. i went to sleep at midnight and woke up without an alarm clock at 730.




Posted by Ant

WEIRD! Hmm, I should actually sleep soon. And maybe today will be the lucky day where I finally wake up at a decent hour!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i cant even imagine sleeping that much. i went to sleep at midnight and woke up without an alarm clock at 730.


I can operate just fine on four hours of sleep, but I prefer to sleep as much as possible. Nothing better than a 16 hour nap.



Posted by Ant

It's not a nap.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I didn't want to use "sleep" again.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont nap.

Unless Ive just had sex. Then I'm a nap machine.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I usually nap once a day. 15-30 minutes does me fine assuming I'm not completely wiped out. Then I forget to wake up for a good three hours.




Posted by Arcadios

Usually when I'm tired from schools, I just leave me computer running iTunes and sleep from 30 mins to 2 hours.
=/




Posted by Zeta

I can't sleep at all when theres light or noise. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I can sleep with both light and noise if I'm taking a nap or extremely tired. Otherwise, I can't have any light and sound except for my fan and the fans from my computer. Anything like the slight rustling of a poster or a working HDD ****es me right off. But when I'm asleep, you could build a ****ing house around me and I wouldn't wake up.




Posted by Slade

Lately I've been sleeping between five and six hours a night and taking a nap for an hour or two during the day. Best nap time ever = 8-11:00 pm.




Posted by Lord of Spam

living in a dorm gets you used to the obnoxious thumping of bass 24/7. I could (and have) fall(en) asleep at a party if sufficiently tired.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

dorms are for faggots +1 LIVING IN PARENT'S BASEMENT FTW




Posted by Slade

I'll probably end up in an apartment.

ANYWHO, it's gettin' to be that time again... so long, folks.




Posted by mis0

z0mG I gots to leaf 4 collieg!!! bai2u, f000!!!!1




Posted by Lord of Spam

zomg i got to powerlevel my *** to 70 see you in a few weeks




Posted by mis0

You need to stop being such a terrible nerd. I hear it makes your forehead get bigger.

tomorrow is gonna be a drag. ciao and such - off to SLEEPYLANDS!!!!




Posted by Ant

Indeed. Tomorrow will not be pleasANT.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's always pleasANT when you're ant




Posted by Ant

well, I think I'm gonna take a quick 2 hour nap before my day has to really begin. brb.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X


Quoting Ant: well, I think I'm gonna take a quick 2 hour nap before my day has to really begin. brb.


lol wut?!

I'm in bed right now and my day is over. I need to get up early tomorrow in case the postman shows with my eBay package. ;)



Posted by Arcadios

What time is it over there?




Posted by Lord of Spam

60 reached

a guildy already mailed me a full set of netherweave, so once i ding 61 i throw on the bracers and belt. my int drops a tad, but my stam goes up by about 40 something, and i get like 60 more spell damage. I think thats a far trade, especially considering my soul fire crits were already 4 digits without ruin (which i now have) and considering that i can lifetap for over 500 mana and drain life for 120ish a sec as it is. lock ftw.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X


Quoting Arcadios: What time is it over there?


8pm. All I've done today is go to school, sit a Programming exam, came back, fapped twice, and since then I've just been in bed with a bowl of cornflakes browsing Digg and 4chan.


Quoting Lord of Spam: 60 reached

a guildy already mailed me a full set of netherweave, so once i ding 61 i throw on the bracers and belt. my int drops a tad, but my stam goes up by about 40 something, and i get like 60 more spell damage. I think thats a far trade, especially considering my soul fire crits were already 4 digits without ruin (which i now have) and considering that i can lifetap for over 500 mana and drain life for 120ish a sec as it is. lock ftw.


GTFO. You sound like my brother. :mad:



Posted by Zeta

obligatory "lol timezones".




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The X: GTFO. You sound like my brother. :mad:


qq moar



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

In Zetaland, it's 3pm-4pmish. :cool:

EDIT: also, i am NOT crying more. qq




Posted by Lord of Spam

fun fact: if a horde character yells QqQq an alliance character will see HaHa.

Swear to ***.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Lord of Spam;541140]60 reached

a guildy already mailed me a full set of netherweave, so once i ding 61 i throw on the bracers and belt. my int drops a tad, but my stam goes up by about 40 something, and i get like 60 more spell damage. I think thats a far trade, especially considering my soul fire crits were already 4 digits without ruin (which i now have) and considering that i can lifetap for over 500 mana and drain life for 120ish a sec as it is. lock ftw.

took you long enough.

I'd be 70 by now but I haven't been in the mood for WoW for awhile now.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: FOREHEAD SURFACE AREA INCREASED BY 38%

Congratulations, nerdio!

Tomorrow is gonna be lousy; i get to wake up early to go to the stupid eye doctor (new glasses/contacts times) and then go to the university and get home late.

i don wanna :(:(:(



Posted by Linko_16

Tomorrow's going to be lousy because I have to get up early for choir, then stay late for musical rehersal. Even later than usual, since it's the day marking one week before opening night, and that means we have to start staying until, like, seven.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post:
a guildy already mailed me a full set of netherweave, so once i ding 61 i throw on the bracers and belt. my int drops a tad, but my stam goes up by about 40 something, and i get like 60 more spell damage. I think thats a far trade, especially considering my soul fire crits were already 4 digits without ruin (which i now have) and considering that i can lifetap for over 500 mana and drain life for 120ish a sec as it is. lock ftw.


Can't penetrate text so dense. Must be moonspeak. I think we have a rule about that...



Posted by Linko_16

IT SAYS THERE ARE FIVE OTHER OF YOU @#$%ERS IN THE BLOG, SO START POSTING MORE NAOW. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YET.




Posted by The Judge

Get on AIM, faggot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Halo thar




Posted by mis0

i don't wanna go to sleep either; which is why i'm still here. but i rly shud.

bai desu




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it's either this, fap, play rainbow six, or wake up my girlfriend and talk on the phone. not in the mood to fap, too lazy to concentrate on video games, and my girlfriend is being a *****. **** YEAH FOR VGC




Posted by Slade

I'm in and out, in and out.


ohhhh yeah




Posted by Linko_16

WELL NOW I'M GOING TO BED.

NIGHT, @#$%ERS.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

BALLIN




Posted by Slade

****. I just remembered the work I was supposed to be doing. Oh well, not important. I'll maybe fap later. I was looking forward to it, really. I shouldn't just let myself down.

So AIM and VGC it is.


edit: DAT ****'S MAD BALLIN




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HOLLA AT YO BOY




Posted by Slade

jihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLA




Posted by Shade

Is the zoo open? I have to see some penguins like, right now.




Posted by Slade

gb2/middleschool


It's getting cold in here. I'm gonna grab a blankie.




Posted by Shade

WHEN WILL YOU GROW UP, LINUS




Posted by Slade

spoilers: I never got a blankie.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: BALLIN


WE STAY HIGH
NO LIE
YOU KNOW THIS



Posted by Arcadios

*Shrugs*
I hate that song.
:(




Posted by Ant

5:10am. I should go to bed soon.




Posted by mis0

ugh. it's today, today. WELL I'M OFF DOWN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO THE EYE DOCTOR see you faggots later faggots.




Posted by Ant

wtf is wrong with everyones eyes?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

the left side of my right eye is completely red from choking on a sunflower seed. Good times.




Posted by The Judge

I dunno, my eyes rock pretty hard.




Posted by Linko_16

Cats have eyes.




Posted by Lord of Spam

blue=superior

however, green eyes on chicks is preffered. Idk, i knew a green eyed chick once. She wasnt that hot (cute, but not zomfg must hump now or anything), but she had the most amazing green eyes.




Posted by Linko_16

I don't pay too much attention to a girl's eyes. Unless I'm, like, really checking her out.




Posted by Slade

I usually don't even register what color a girl's eyes are in my head. I just kind of take in the whole face.




Posted by Ant

Unless it's a bright blue, I normally assume brown until I look closely.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i guess im just cooler than you guys then




Posted by ExoXile

I'm with LoS on this one, I've always prefered green eyes.

But since I have the aryan blue eyes of a Swede, I've got to agree with LoS's first statement, too. :D




Posted by Arcadios

Heh, That's actually the first thing I do when I talk to a girl.
I just look straight into her eyes.
It's funny when they get a bit embarrassed out and start to stare off somewhere else but they eventually stare back.




Posted by Ant

and then run away never to be seen again.




Posted by mis0

Arcadious has mind control!!

sleep is required for a weekend that should be filled with self pity and drinking. Goodnight, Sweet DA.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

brown/green depending on time/season for tfw




Posted by Slade

I'm full of ****.


also: i'm so tired i could fall asleep in seconds.


seconds




Posted by Ant

I'm actually not that tired.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

NOR AM I

MORE CRACKDOWN I SAY

I wish Wings was up right now so we could play 2gether :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

2gether 4 ever
fagz 4 lyfe




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

He's british, I'm canadian... we were born gay.




Posted by Ant

AND I WAS BORN AMERIKAN! **** YEAH I LOVE FOOTBALL PIZZA AND FUKKEN THE TYPICAL BIG BOOBED BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Posted by The Judge

Look, if you're gonna dis my country, you can just get out.




Posted by Lord of Spam

big boob'd blondes are okay. I'm more into shorter, midsized-boobed redheads though. idk, nerds are hot.




Posted by Ant

Yeah, granted they don't have a butt-ugly face. Or they have that problem where they can't seem to close their mouth all the way and you can see some of their gums or some ****. That always ****ed me off.




Posted by Lord of Spam

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Ember/




Posted by Ant

She's decent looking. A little chubby.




Posted by Slade

I've had enough of emogoth faggot girls. "Simple" is hawt nao.




Posted by Linko_16

Natural blondes are fine. Dyed-blonde hair is almost always ugly.

Red hair is hawt, black hair is hawt, big tits is hawt, and the taller, the hawter.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Linko_16: and the taller, the hawter.


I assume this is referring to the penis?



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Ant: She's decent looking. A little chubby.


women are supposed to be curvy. Go **** an 11 year old boy if you dont like curves.



Posted by Ant

ok




Posted by Lord of Spam

can i watch? you wont even know im there

until i come all over you




Posted by Slade

Linko, would you have sexual relations with a woman named Gigantor, if given the opportunity?




Posted by The Judge

You know, that could still mean she might be a small, petite woman who went by the nickname "Gigi."




Posted by Slade

touchme

lol i mean

touche




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Slade: Linko, would you have sexual relations with a woman named Gigantor, if given the opportunity?


Is she hot?

In semi-seriousness: if I met a woman a foot taller than me, I'd propose to her on the spot. And then go home and cut myself when she said "no."




Posted by Ant

GIGANTOR!




Posted by Linko_16

Ooo, say it again, baby.




Posted by Ant

GIGANTOR




Posted by Linko_16

I came.




Posted by Ant

GIGANTOR




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ember isn't hot. Not because she's curvy, that's good. She just has ugly tits and face.

Don't mess with football.




Posted by Lord of Spam

wait, she has a face?

also, **** you. i'd ****ing plant my face in those milkbags and never come out.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Too bad they're gross.




Posted by mis0

Boobs cause cancer.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

BREAST CANCER LOL




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Too bad they're gross.


too bad **** you



Posted by Ant

i'm fukken tired good day




Posted by ExoXile

G'day mate.




Posted by Lord of Spam

needs more ember tit, but i cant bring myself to censor them:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I can't bring myself to look at them. Too ugly.




Posted by The Judge

CRIPPLE FIGHT




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I can't bring myself to look at them. Too ugly.


i clicked so hard where the edit button should be that i bored a hole right through the vb code. Good job *******.



Posted by The Judge

Oh ho ho ho...

You say...funny thing.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

FUNNY THING, YOU SAY THEM




Posted by The Judge

http://www.billywitchdoctor.com/

Not a real site. :(




Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: i clicked so hard where the edit button should be that i bored a hole right through the vb code. Good job *******.

you poor mother****er. :(:(:(



Posted by Linko_16

I found a really hot pic of Sailor Jupitor sitting naked on a bench today.

I felt it was necessary to share this.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No such thing.




Posted by Linko_16

No, really. She's all cute and embarassed. Though I notice now that her ponytail looks really weird. I hope that doens't ruin it for me.

I usually don't like porn of people naked in a public setting, but she's alone, so it's tolerable.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No sailormoon stuff is drawn well. No such thing.

It's like people are incapable of recreating ****ty anime. Go figure.




Posted by Linko_16

Apart from the obligatory face and hair, it's not actually all that animu in style. It's a western style from the neck down. You'd think some, like, Marvel or DC artist was drawing a naked chick and decided to slap an animu head on it for kicks.

EDIT - why do we keep getting in weird arguments like this?




Posted by The Judge

Marvel and DC draw all women extremely corded and muscular.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't recall what the actual show looks like. Either way, animu face = animu.

And that's a good question. I can't answer it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Marvel and DC draw all women extremely corded and muscular.


Not really. Toned is a better word, and even then, recently, not so much.



Posted by The Judge

Jawsome.




Posted by Linko_16

Toned is a good word for it. That's why I referenced Marvel/DC art; she may not be real muscular like a superheroine would be, but she is quite toned. Makes for some HOT legs, I must say.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

meh, **** toned. Fleshy is good.




Posted by Linko_16

Fleshy is good, but a toned is fine too.

What's best is when she's just a big woman who, like, works out. Fleshy and toned.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

big? Nah. I just like definition to the body. Thicker thighs, nice waist, etc, etc. Easy grabbin'.




Posted by The Judge

Contrasting colors. Porcelain skin, rose lips, raven hair, emerald eyes, all on a nice thin body.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

overdone. I thought that was hot until I met my girlfriend. Now it's boring. I've met something superior.




Posted by The Judge

You don't like dolls as much as I do then.

But I'll not go into my fantasy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm intrigued. CONTINUE?

And no, I don't like dolls. At all.




Posted by The Judge

Without unecessary details, I always dreamed of taking said woman, laying her naked, and stitching her from head to toe. I mean all through her fingers, arms, stomach, feet, chest, etc. Then, dress her up like a victorian doll. From that point on, standard foreplay leading to sex, though I think during it I'd like to break a few bones simply to hear the crunch, probably ribs or shoulder, because I would still want her hands in working order. Either way, I would want just the same amount of passion you'd normally get in an intimate situation, and total acceptance of what I was doing. When we finished, I'd like to use the same needle to slowly remove every stitch.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: big? Nah. I just like definition to the body. Thicker thighs, nice waist, etc, etc. Easy grabbin'.


Well, that'd be why I'm a macrophiliac.

...

*fap fap fap fap fap*




Posted by The Judge

That's my fantasy. Never make me recount it in public again.




Posted by Ant

I really should work on the weird side of personality. It's lacking, but starting to pick up a bit.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: That's my fantasy. Never make me recount it in public again.


Make a recording of that post and post it.



Posted by Zeta


Quoting The Judge: Jawsome.


They bite, they fight
They stand for everything right
They bite, they fight
Chewin' up evil with all of their might




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

street sharks?




Posted by Lord of Spam

more like

they bite, they fight
they bite they bite they fight
the itchy and scratchy shooooooow!




Posted by Zeta

way to forget "bite bite bite fight fight fight", faggot.




Posted by Ant

:)




Posted by Zeta

WHAT DID YOU DO?




Posted by Ant

idk, that just made me smile.




Posted by Zeta

Renfield, you *******!




Posted by Lord of Spam

holy hell, i did forget it. huh.




Posted by The Judge

What the hell are you fagots talking about?




Posted by Slade

Guys, at first I just thought DA was being lame and uneventful, but it's like lights out over all of VGC. C'mon, it's not even 11:30.

****s weak, dawg, ****s weak.


In other news: I'm going to bed soon because I'm a big baby.




Posted by Zeta

1:30 here.

CENTRAL IS SUPERIOR ETC




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

eastern > _____




Posted by Ant

being on the west coast is best online. BECAUSE, we wake up, and everyone else is already awake if we want to chat on aim. and, we get to stay up late while everyone else is already tired on the east coast.

however, for TV, est is better.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm up at all hours, so it's all milhouse for me.




Posted by Lord of Spam

face'd




Posted by Omni

If you've got me on AIM, you know I'm on at any time during the day, or the night, that I feel like being online. I won't be on when I use the computers in the library at work, though.

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire]eastern > _____

Eastern time is the only correct timezone. Everyone else needs to fix their watches and alarm clocks.




Posted by Zeta

CENTRAL IS CALLED CENTRAL BECAUSE IT'S THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS, PHM.




Posted by Lord of Spam

central is ****ing fail. its got nothing going for it. it doesnt have the awesome "life revolves around me" of est, nor does it have the "awake long after you" of pst. its just... halfassed




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Exactly. Central is the worst out of the three. But lord, don't get me started on GMT.

THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
NOT WITH A BANG BUT AN ALARM CLOCK




Posted by Zeta

... :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

russia owns all. 14 timezones.




Posted by The Judge

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TIME ZONES CHANGE YOU.




Posted by Lord of Spam

how do you drive a soviet tank? you dont.

soviet tank drives you.




Posted by mis0

DST is bull****. I'd give up chocolate to never have DST again.

and i ****ing love chocolate. o wai - in soviet russia, chocolate loves me.




Posted by mis0

oh, and bai2u DA. i'm gb2 bed now **** tomorrow is going to be a peice of stupid ****.

i hate my life.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what the good *** is DTS? And how far behind/ahead of EST is it?




Posted by Lord of Spam

daylight savings time, faggot. dur dur dur




Posted by Stalolin

kay goin 2 skool bai




Posted by Lord of Spam

k, goin to get food, then school.




Posted by Slade

lol skippin school to stay home and fap


I hope I don't fail French. :(




Posted by Slade

Oh man it was totally worth it.




Posted by Zeta

Enjoy your French failings.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: daylight savings time, faggot. dur dur dur


huh, that would make sense.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Slade: Oh man it was totally worth it.


lol. I also slept in instead of going to class. we win.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Zeta: Enjoy your French failings.


suck my le cock



Posted by Zeta

HEY WANNA PLAY SUM METROVANIA?




Posted by Shade

I'll race you in boss rush mode.




Posted by Zeta

Hey who editted that?




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Zeta;548729]HEY WANNA PLAY SUM METROVANIA?

i might possibly be up for it, seeing as I haven't played in like ages and most people on wifi suck




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Slade: lol skippin school to stay home and fap


I hope I don't fail French. :(


c'est impossible. francais est tres simple.



Posted by Zeta

jemapelle zeta. tu tapelles comment?

i don't have a ****ing clue what i just said




Posted by Lord of Spam

first off, it should be "je m'apelle zeta. comment t'apelle tu?" and you (poorly) told me your name and then asked mine.

bonjour, je m'apelle LoS. si tu ne m'avale pas, je te tuerais. c'est la verite.




Posted by Zeta

i haven't been in french class since like 7th grade i can't remember any of that ****.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i havent been in a class that i paid any attention to since...

...wait, i never paid any attention. Well, I havent had a class since senior year, and that was 2 years ago. Since then I've gone through quite a bit of booze and herb, so you've no excuse really. gb2france




Posted by Zeta

Wouldn't the fact that I'm a loser with no life except for video games count as an excuse?




Posted by Lord of Spam

no. if anything, being a nerd should make you smarter and hence more apt to retain useless knowledge. faggot.




Posted by Zeta

loser=!nerd




Posted by Lord of Spam

*!=

****ing kill yourself




Posted by Zeta

k

Preferred method of suicide?




Posted by Omni

Yeah, he wants you to just smash your brains in on the fivehead.




Posted by Shade

Voules vous couche avec moi cesoir?

lol spelling




Posted by Lord of Spam

ce soir. two words. and no, i dont want to **** you.




Posted by mis0

WHO THE **** MADE THIS A FRENCH FAGGORTY THREAD? I HATE YOU.

tomorrow will be a better day. it better be, because today was an unproductive peice of ****. at least tomorrow i will be blessed with a preview of how my blood will be spilled in the upcoming midterms. ****ety ****.




Posted by Ant

having a period must suck. considering you're a dood.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Shade32: Voules vous couche avec moi cesoir?


I remember hearing that song for the first time after I'd taken quite a bit of French. I'd heard it plenty of times before high school, but now I was all, "Wait, what?"
gaygaygay.




Posted by Ant

No moonspeak allowed.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: I remember hearing that song for the first time after I'd taken quite a bit of French. I'd heard it plenty of times before high school, but now I was all, "Wait, what?"

Je ne porte pas mon pantalon parce que ta mere est tres facile.



non, tu



Posted by ExoXile

G




Posted by Ant

This is how it always starts. With the fukken french ****.




Posted by ExoXile

SACRE BLEU!!!!!




Posted by Ant

I'll just assume you're acting like the waiter from south park in the nambla episode.




Posted by ExoXile

No dude, this's me.




Posted by Ant

LALALA THIS ISN'T HAPPENING LALALA

Screw you guys I'm going to work.




Posted by ExoXile

GO WORK!




Posted by Lord of Spam

lange de la lune




Posted by Slade

*langue

...Isn't it? C'MON, MY GRADE DEPENDS ON THIS.




Posted by The Judge

Any more ****ing moonspeak pansy french bull**** and I'm gonna murder someone close to me.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Slade: *langue

...Isn't it? C'MON, MY GRADE DEPENDS ON THIS.


merde, oui, langue.



Posted by Stalolin

lol k guys it's school time again bai




Posted by Lord of Spam

lol k mes amis c'est le temp pour l'ecole au revoir




Posted by Ant

it's official. people who speak moonspeak are morons.




Posted by Slade

Lol how's Japanese class going, buddy?




Posted by Ant

dropped




Posted by Slade

owned


who wants to know smelly jap talk anyways...?




Posted by Shade

Latigo de pistol.




Posted by mis0

The only decent foreign language is german. At least it doesn't sound like surrerenderish moontalk, anyway.

ICH HASSE FRANZ




Posted by Lord of Spam

WAS IS DAS?

to be REALLY hardcore, you gotta know french and german. that way you can say stuff to a chick in french to get her ready for lovin', and then yell at her boyfriend in german to scare him when he comes to fight you.

ITS WIN/WIN!




Posted by Zeta

sieg heil, frankenfurter.




Posted by Shade

VIVA LAS VEGAS!




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Zeta: sieg heil, frankenfurter.


Hail the leader, sausage.



Posted by Zeta

Oh, that's what I was saying?




Posted by The Judge

Yeah. Call me a sausage again and you're dead.




Posted by Zeta

... Wiener schnitzel?




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: Yeah. Call me a sausage again and you're dead.


i like how you assume you're the leader. and even if you ARE, think about what you're leading. we're a bunch of pervs and brigands

/r/ new blog title, "pervs and brigands"



Posted by mis0

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SANDWICH ARTIST!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

bridget?




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: to be REALLY hardcore, you gotta know french and german. that way you can say stuff to a chick in french to get her ready for lovin', and then yell at her boyfriend in german to scare him when he comes to fight you.


My Humanities teacher knows French and German. He majored in French Literature and visits France from time to time, lived in Germany for a while, and is really educated to boot.

And it's funny, because he really does speak in French to sound interesting, then barks in German when he wants to sound intimidating.

Anyway, he's easily the best teacher I've ever had.




Posted by Ant

why don't you go marry him then.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not a chick, though has a dick.




Posted by Stalolin

it's school time again luv u guys lol i'll bbl




Posted by ExoXile

bai




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Ant: why don't you go marry him then.


Too busy masturbating to my 2D Graphic Art teacher.



Posted by Zeta

pix




Posted by Stalolin

what zeta said




Posted by Ant

10 bux says it's just a huge walking talking d[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ck.




Posted by Zeta

That just makes me want the pics even more.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Ant;551302]10 bux says it's just a huge walking talking d[COLOR=Lime]i[/COLOR]ck.

that's more like linko's brother though

it's gotta have boobs and vagoo too




Posted by Ant

boobs and vagoo would be where they are supposed to be, on an overall huge penis shaped like thing.




Posted by Lord of Spam

would having sex with that make you gay? i mean, its ponos in vagoo, but... its the vagoo of a giant phallus.

if ever there was a pime taradox, this is it.




Posted by Linko_16

I've seen futa that's pretty much a giant dick with a girl attached. It's not so much fappable as it is funny.




Posted by Zeta

funny is fap




Posted by The Judge

It's odd because normally that adding a "y" to the end of the word makes it an adjective that describes the original noun, such as "fishy" meaning "like a fish," where as "fun" and "funny" are two different things, and there's no word "funn."




Posted by Ant

That was not a fun fact. And it wasn't funny.




Posted by The Judge

I never said it was either.




Posted by Omni

Judge's avatar is awesome. I just wanted to say that. I'll be back later.




Posted by Lord of Spam

im betting he thinks its hot

FunFact: it isnt.




Posted by mis0

i think i'm gonna go watch a dvd or something... i'm kinda bored. tomorrow is going to suck, as previously mentioned, due to the amount of work i need to get caught up on. it's such a drag. :sigh:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

le sigh




Posted by Ant

I have zero plans whatsoever. Another lazy sunday for ant.




Posted by The Judge

Meeting with Jewish chick, unsure if it's a date or not. Probably isn't.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Are you going to blow her up?




Posted by Ant

be back in a few hours.




Posted by Lord of Spam

going to work, then talking to... someone...

ooooo cryptic.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm going to guess a lawyer. Or a girl. Both seem like it would be a big deal to you.




Posted by Zeta

A LAWYER THAT IS A GIRL, PERHAPS?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Huh, never even thought about that. I forgot women can get decent jobs now.




Posted by Zeta

Times are changing for the worse.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No kidding.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I'm going to guess a lawyer. Or a girl. Both seem like it would be a big deal to you.


you actually got it right, lol



Posted by The Judge

Adam listened to Eve, ate apple, got us kicked out of Eden and made us mortal and in G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d's disfavor.

And now we want to let them vote?




Posted by Lord of Spam

HELP END WOMENS SUFFERAGE