For when you're gonna go have a social life (ha!) or wack off in a corner to some DONKEY PANCH or go to sleep.
I'm gonna go to sleep due to a severe amount of college early in the morning.
ciao
edit: i thought the title for this thread was epic. in theory, yes, epic. in practice, not so much
I could've sworn this thread was made already.
But whatever.
so... cial... life? My social life is going to work and playing Rainbow Six with the same group of friends every night. lol
My social life consists of filling my room with goth ni[COLOR="White"]gg[/COLOR]ers, jews, and chinkies nearly everyday. They amuse themselves because as I once stated I'm not here to fu[COLOR="White"]ck[/COLOR]ing entertain you people.
goth [COLOR="White"]nigg[/COLOR]ers are the worst kind of goths
Also, it's almost 4:30. Probably going to bed. Goodnight, sweet prince.
May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
Oops, i'm sorry I ment may flights of DEVILS WING THEE TO THY SATANIC NAPPING.
good fukken day.
social life consist of wow, work, and occasionaly smoking with some buds.
sweet prince can wake the **** up and stop being such a ******* pussy for all i care.
I see one group of friends at the high school, then I see another when I go to my college classes. I try to make "acquaintances(sp?)" there, I guess. I actually meet a lot of new people pretty regularly. Just... most of them are stupid.
I'm off to squirt hot milk all over Link's body.
my first though when reading the words "hot milk" were to make it a fapping joke. then i read on and was terrified and confused
GOODNIGHT MOON
COW JUMPING...OVER THE MOON.
Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England.
So, since my social life consists of Rainbow Six and my girlfriend, I decided to combine them today. If you see one hilarious thing in your life, let it be watching a girl play a tactical shooter. Girls are so stupid. Fukken hi-larious.
****. I should've been there for her! :mad:
girls playing any game is funny :(
...Yeah :(
Eh, she's not bad in general. She just can't click the thumbsticks while moving them, while holding L while constantly clicking R in bursts, while pressing B, and making sure to press X every now and then. She gets flustered and then yells at everyone. I lol'd so hard.
Their gender handicap is funny.
Anyways, goodnight DA.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
All the girls i've known lack the neccesary comprehension skills to get a good handle on most video games. There are exceptions, but for the most part i've seen girls freak out at the first sign of danger in games, freeze up and allow themselves to be shot, hacked, eaten, burned to death etc. I laughed everytime.
Also, girls are quick to call a game stupid/boring if they get mercilessly handled by it.
Goodnight sweet fapplings.
Video games bring out the true nature of a women. It's the best tester of a potential relationship.
get the time.
oh, and I'm done for today.
I have just received time. What do I do?
As i've said many a time, I like Sniper. Maybe even luv Sniper.
Also, i've heard about that test, or one like it. The subject was told that the highest level of shock was potentially fatal to the person being shocked (who was an actor, part of the experiment, and not being shocked at all.) They were in seperate rooms, but everytime the subject got an answer wrong he/she could hear the actor screaming in pain. The point was how far the subject would go (even to the extent of killing someone) while under the watch of an authority figure. The trust some people have in people in lab coats is amazing.
firefox isn't helping your posts at all. It's making them somehow worse. How is this possible?
Yeah, why don't you go flood your sig with emoticon things if you're gonna post like that, LoS. kids these days...
MSN critiqued my spelling for a while, then it stopped. Good thing it did, too, it didn't even recognize words like "difference."
that's because you were spelling it wrong. Back then it was "dif"
girls suck balls at video games.
Holy ****...I must be a man!
we've known this for years. You at least have a set of balls anyways.
I'd call you a faggot if I hadn't used that excuse so many times before.
faggot
Forehead
Good night, sweet forehead.
I imagine a huge forehead in a room with a regular sized blanket on it but the forehead is so big that it makes it look small
Holy ****ing lmao
**** you and **** this ****.
I'm going to bed.
Me too.
GO TO BED BABIES.
srsly. I don't have to do anything tomarrow so I'm staying up REAAAAAAL late
like 2am maybe.
Read the Ghouls book.
I'm staying up super late too ^_^ let's talk on aim ant and stay up late together ^^
*** ****it, every time I have to go to bed Vamp hosts an online slumber party. Enjoy your AIDS, *****.
i write you the sweetest nothings...
you get on aim too. it will be a super duper threesome adventure! ^____^
yeah, I ended up laying down in bed and falling asleep until now...and even though I feel rather refreshed and I could stay up...I'm going back to sleep.
Too bad. You missed some awesome discussion about music.
Question...
Is it a problem if I've become too lazy to post anymore? :)
Depends what else you do with your time. Typing and reading DOES take an amazing amount of effort though.
Actually I've been doing nothing but sitting on my as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR] since the beginning January and now I'm gonna be even worse since I passed all my midterms and don't have to do anymore work until May. And I got TP on Saturday. I've actually refused to go out this week. I'm am a dork by all means. :(
Oh.
And what with that stupid message I get when I rep someone? Haven't been here in a while.
Observation: Vamp, at first I thought your avy was of some guy with a massive boner.
symbolism ftw
also, you truly are a lazy, lazy man. I commend you.
G'morning.
Ur doin' it wrong.
Que?
BEANER
sup, havent seen you around much recently
How long till Iris decides my sig is offensive?
Personally I died of laughter.
i fa- er, i lol'd
I BECAMES
Oh, well. See ya, though I'm hardly noticeable when I am here. I guess I'll try to change that in the future. Good night to you all!
It's early for me to go to bed, but I'm tired from work and off the next 2 days. Bye.
ciao and stuff.
OFF TO A LAND OF FANTASY.. the land of dreams, induced by the best of drugs.
off to work, followed by a continuation of my faggotry in azeroth.
I was going to drop a computer off to work before it opened, one I'd spent the night working on, and I slipped on ice and really ****ed it up. Now I can't figure out what's wrong with it. So I've decided to get ****ed of and stay home and not do anything for the rest of the day. Goodnight, sweet prince.
So, slightly over 1/4 of my balcony is covered in snow (only balcony that is, in the complex, ftw) and I feel a ginormous urge to pry open the frozen door and bury beneath the snow. I wonder how long it'd be until someone found me. Good bye, sweet prince!
do et faggot
i. am. so. tired.
thankfully i have my two good classes (english and german) tomorrow, BUT i have a job-interview-thing which means "professional" attire and I also need to go to this art gallery thing. i can't wait for saturday so i can be enveloped in a world of restful sleep for a change. and then get to my heaps of homework.
ja, see ya when i see ya. ciao.
My work schedule: 8 PM-4AM. Those are the hours I get paid for anyways. I'm never tired during the night anymore.
4:15am. Simi Valley CA. Let's kick shell!
k
tmnt turtles in time yo. good game.
franchise has been tainted by new movie. childhood has been raped more by this one movie than all of the tmnt prons combined.
and thats a lot of prons.
Boo-hoo. I'm not even counting this as part of the franchise. Thus, no taint.
lewl
i wish I could unsee the trailer and never have heard it was being remade. Sadly, i cannot.
Such is the story of my life. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
WHO UNSTICKIED THIS?!
ANTHONY YOU PORTLY SACK OF HAM DON'T UNSTICKY THINGS I STICK.
Is it gonna be a sticky again? Oh, and good night, sweet prince. I'm outta here.
I feel like a worthless pile of s[COLOR="Lime"]h[/COLOR]it! :D
weekend's rule: **** off, it's the weekend
i work on the weekends. every weekend. until summer.
owned. I get the weekends off.
horse cock in my mouth. all the way to my stomach.
(sometimes all the way to the pooper)
I don't work weekends because I'm unemployed (and increasingly poor!) GOOD TIEMS, ETC
I don't work at all. :cookie:
Wow, my weekend plan backfired this morning: Oh hey, sup dad. YOU SLEPT IN AGAIN YOU'RE STAYING UP TOO LATE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT AN ACTIVE PART OF THE FAMILY. Alright, I'll catch you later :cool:
I didn't even play TP, I ended up just talkin to gurlz on AIM. What a waste.
I am immortal
This weekend has been shoptastic but altogether uneventful for me. :(
i worked today. i will work tomorow. In between?
World of warcraft and masturbation.
I don't have a job or a life so my weekends are open to whatever the freak I want to do.......which usually ends up being some table-top role playing game.
now i should be going off to do my massive mounds of homework, but chances are i'm gonna avoid that.
also, nerds, etc. masterbating to a videogame is for otaku.
No, no, no. WoW IS masturbation to nerds.
Yeah, like when your mom is cleaning your room and she finds a video game manual tucked underneath the matress and eyes it warily, noting it's proximity to the box of tissues.
My social life is reduced to talking to people online...
I dont even have a phone.
I dont have a job, and I dont talk to people, unless it is in my best interest.
:)
THUNDER CATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
edit: ive not gotten to the point where i found wow prons attractive. thankfully.
You'll turn around eventually.
Lol gay
Good night, sweet Prinnies.
Prance, little fairy, prance.
I wish I could be a hardcore arsonist and set the internet on fire.
instead,
day faggots.
DAY? DAY?! k day.
Saying DAY is for faggots. that is all
I'm going to bed soon. rly tired. Gotta do my homework early in the morning again.
...I just realized I didn't play Zelda at all today. nooooooooooooooo
Saucage grillz.
Ever work really hard towards one goal and then once you get there you just kinda say "well, that's enough" and don't even bother relishing the rewards for getting to said goal?
i hate school
I've seen some WoW porn that is good enough, but it's really only of girls who look like ordinary girls anyway.
...me too:(
han shot first.
******* right
Greedo shot third.
Luke shot first.
I shot first
Some of that Ragnarok online stuff is top tier. I don't have a clue what the game is, though. other than the obvious "online" and "rpg" elements.
... you're all such perverts!
Not really surprisng, this is the internets, I guess.
oh and goodnight moon, etc.
I, for one, will not stand for such nonsense.
and i be sleepin rl soon, right after i acquire pix THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME
"Now, three chicks (some elves, some now) rubbing up against each other, two of them fingering the third's vagoo? That's hot."
I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about. I also hate that I've seen teh version with the UI put on it with quest text and emotes placed over it.
The perspective on that one's what makes it so awesome.
I demand links.
And justice.
"JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL... Just kidding!"
IT WILL RAIN BLOOD TODAY.
Wtf is your avatar Linko?
I always thought it was Snow White thumbing her nose at us all.
Especially badass because it was a girl who drew it.
I never liked it when girls made faces like that. wish I knew why.
Because it's unattractive? I mean, srsly, those faces aren't even cute. If a girl isn't lookin' cute she best not be lookin' at all ifyouknowwhatimean.
But...the goggles. They do nothing. :(
Yes?
Yes.
this one time a bunch of us got high and watched aladin.
group concensus was that jasmin is ****ing hot.
TOUCH ZE MONKEY
name the reference, get cookie
WEEABOO
Except he didn't get high.
A different kind of high. He's in Arizona. That's ****ing mountain country.
bat*
bat mountains
rage, erection, etc
various erection-killing pictures
Erection-killing in DA = hawt pix
Erection inducing pics = young ladies.
POST MOAR JAILBAIT
psuedob&
pseudo screw attack'd
WTF WHAT MOVIE AND AT WHAT TIME WMD
I've been up for about 36 hours now and just got back from doing a crap-load of work on a night-shift. I'm gonna sleep now, but only for 6 hours. Since I have tons of homework I put off, and class from 5-9, then another night shift from 10pm-6am. Then I have Friday allllll off. Thank ***.
Vampire Meeting friday night.
Bring your black cape and fangs.
u mean liek cigarettse lol
No. He meant homosexuals.
You see, they're planning an orgy of the muddiest sort.
That's not mud, it's chocolate pudding!
it's funny cuz it can still kill me
*** you're a ****ing pussy
can't help it lol
suck it up, cry baby
DONT CRY OR SO HELP ME *** IL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT
AND DONT TELL ME WHEN IT'S GOOFY TIME. THIS ISN'T GOOFY TIME. YOU'LL KNOW WHEN IT'S GOOFY TIME
lol dad, is that you?
NO DAD NO
no goofy time tonight ='(
Gentlemen...behold...CORN!
YES!
You hear that little jingle kiddies? That's right! THE CORNMAN IS HERE!
Run outside to his little cart and get some corn with mayo on it!
thats some gud edit right thur
I won't accept this corn unless it is vomited out by the bigger of the two stupid dogs.
shut up
LOOK'T ME I'M DERICK SHUT UP *** ****IT SHUT UP MAN TIME TO GO TO THE NEXT THREAD AND SAY SHUT UP LOL
lewl
I kinda wanna tell you to "shut up". But, I'm not gonna. Just thought you'd like to know that though.
cool
Ya just don't get it...
pu tuhs
sup huts
omg wtf hax cock WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
She gets legs? What?
which brings us to the mermaid question. would you rather the top or bottom half be human?
some questions aren't meant to be asked...or answered.
scaly*
Yiffer. That covers everything.
zomg bai2u da i sleep now
PREEZU NO RAEP MONSTERS!!
mornin
sup?
I figured I slept about 15 hours total on Sunday, and awoke at 1am Monday, and probably be up all day. not too shabby.
I had to get up at 4 AM to be at work at 6. I'm there right now, that's why I'm in DA. I'm the greatest employee ever.
I'm pulling an allnighter on this essay.
That I had two weeks to do.
And an extra weekend 'cause I had to be gone the Friday it was due.
I'm such a good student.
I have to be at work at 8:15. It is now 7:35. I'll probably leave in 5 minutes so I can get a parking spot within the buildings zip code though.
It takes you all night to write an essay? lololol
80% Fapology
10% Research
2% Drafting
8% D.A
Sound about right?
99%fapping*
No, high school. Five pages is, like, as bad as it gets in high school.
Frankly, college sounds like one, big, long, unproductive a[color=indigo]ssfuck and I'm wishing more and more each day that there was some way to get around it.[/color]
There is. I went for two years-ish and dropped out. NOW I MAKE GOOD MONEY WITH NO DEGREE LOLOLOL
And five pages is still not that much for highschool. Ten was average for me.
HA. The longest paper I've ever had to write was 8 pages long, and it wasn't even graded. My teacher was always stoned out of his mind, so he just kind of looked over it and gave me an A- because I seem like that kind of kid.
Longest paper I ended up writing was around 8 pages I think, plus works cited and all that jazz. Nothing major. Papers were never really an "OH SHI-" thing for me, I sort of just put it off until the day before it was due and then whipped one out in a night. Usually ended up getting A's and B's on them!
In short, Goodnight you princes of DA.
oh lawd, thats pathetic
Pathetically awesome! If I were a teacher i'd simply have a dart board behind the chalk/white board with grades (along with fabulous prizes mind you) tacked up on it. I'd close my eyes and give a dart a heave, then decide on the students performance in my entire class based on where the dart landed.
Sucks for some, rules for others.
Sorta like me.
Every day you become more and more like me.
Goodnight, b[COLOR="White"]it[/COLOR]ches.
LOOK AT ME!
HELLO, YOU!
you can stop looking now...
fap fap fap
I can't tear my eyes away. I know it's horrible but I can't stop staring at it...it...it entrances me with it's sheer brutality. It's beautiful, it's bleeding...it's...so...REAL. IT'S COMING THIS WAY DRR DRR DRR DRR
Goodnight, sweet princes of Darkness Advanced.
Huh, at first I thought you were talking about the spinning pee wee.
Aren't we all just spinning pee wees?
LOL.
Yes.
In the grand scheme of life one can't help but be a spinning dick. It's **** near unavoidable.
Hey, I'm outta here for the night. See ya, DA, probably sooner than you think!
rushing to 60 before monday morning. got 3 levels to go. Chances are i wont be on at all until then
...wtf is the rush?
It might be gone by the time he gets there.
serious mother f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking business a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]shats
i have an *** hat
Aren't we all just giant a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]s hats? In a literal sense of course.
Anywho, 6am, and I planned on waking up at noon. So, day for now.
DAY
Hay guyz whuts goin on
TALKING TO YOU LOL
I really need to start waking up before 2pm. I set my alarm, and I guess I stopped it. But I don't recall doing so. So there's nothing else I really could do about it :$
lazy fag is laaaaaazy
fix'd
fux'd
I went to bed at 6 PM and woke up at 7:30 AM. Life is good.
i cant even imagine sleeping that much. i went to sleep at midnight and woke up without an alarm clock at 730.
WEIRD! Hmm, I should actually sleep soon. And maybe today will be the lucky day where I finally wake up at a decent hour!
It's not a nap.
I didn't want to use "sleep" again.
I dont nap.
Unless Ive just had sex. Then I'm a nap machine.
I usually nap once a day. 15-30 minutes does me fine assuming I'm not completely wiped out. Then I forget to wake up for a good three hours.
Usually when I'm tired from schools, I just leave me computer running iTunes and sleep from 30 mins to 2 hours.
=/
I can't sleep at all when theres light or noise. :(
I can sleep with both light and noise if I'm taking a nap or extremely tired. Otherwise, I can't have any light and sound except for my fan and the fans from my computer. Anything like the slight rustling of a poster or a working HDD ****es me right off. But when I'm asleep, you could build a ****ing house around me and I wouldn't wake up.
Lately I've been sleeping between five and six hours a night and taking a nap for an hour or two during the day. Best nap time ever = 8-11:00 pm.
living in a dorm gets you used to the obnoxious thumping of bass 24/7. I could (and have) fall(en) asleep at a party if sufficiently tired.
dorms are for faggots +1 LIVING IN PARENT'S BASEMENT FTW
I'll probably end up in an apartment.
ANYWHO, it's gettin' to be that time again... so long, folks.
z0mG I gots to leaf 4 collieg!!! bai2u, f000!!!!1
zomg i got to powerlevel my *** to 70 see you in a few weeks
You need to stop being such a terrible nerd. I hear it makes your forehead get bigger.
tomorrow is gonna be a drag. ciao and such - off to SLEEPYLANDS!!!!
Indeed. Tomorrow will not be pleasANT.
It's always pleasANT when you're ant
well, I think I'm gonna take a quick 2 hour nap before my day has to really begin. brb.
k
What time is it over there?
60 reached
a guildy already mailed me a full set of netherweave, so once i ding 61 i throw on the bracers and belt. my int drops a tad, but my stam goes up by about 40 something, and i get like 60 more spell damage. I think thats a far trade, especially considering my soul fire crits were already 4 digits without ruin (which i now have) and considering that i can lifetap for over 500 mana and drain life for 120ish a sec as it is. lock ftw.
obligatory "lol timezones".
In Zetaland, it's 3pm-4pmish. :cool:
EDIT: also, i am NOT crying more. qq
fun fact: if a horde character yells QqQq an alliance character will see HaHa.
Swear to ***.
[quote=Lord of Spam;541140]60 reached
a guildy already mailed me a full set of netherweave, so once i ding 61 i throw on the bracers and belt. my int drops a tad, but my stam goes up by about 40 something, and i get like 60 more spell damage. I think thats a far trade, especially considering my soul fire crits were already 4 digits without ruin (which i now have) and considering that i can lifetap for over 500 mana and drain life for 120ish a sec as it is. lock ftw.
took you long enough.
I'd be 70 by now but I haven't been in the mood for WoW for awhile now.
Tomorrow's going to be lousy because I have to get up early for choir, then stay late for musical rehersal. Even later than usual, since it's the day marking one week before opening night, and that means we have to start staying until, like, seven.
IT SAYS THERE ARE FIVE OTHER OF YOU @#$%ERS IN THE BLOG, SO START POSTING MORE NAOW. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YET.
Get on AIM, faggot.
Halo thar
i don't wanna go to sleep either; which is why i'm still here. but i rly shud.
bai desu
it's either this, fap, play rainbow six, or wake up my girlfriend and talk on the phone. not in the mood to fap, too lazy to concentrate on video games, and my girlfriend is being a *****. **** YEAH FOR VGC
I'm in and out, in and out.
ohhhh yeah
WELL NOW I'M GOING TO BED.
NIGHT, @#$%ERS.
BALLIN
****. I just remembered the work I was supposed to be doing. Oh well, not important. I'll maybe fap later. I was looking forward to it, really. I shouldn't just let myself down.
So AIM and VGC it is.
edit: DAT ****'S MAD BALLIN
HOLLA AT YO BOY
jihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
HOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLA
Is the zoo open? I have to see some penguins like, right now.
gb2/middleschool
It's getting cold in here. I'm gonna grab a blankie.
WHEN WILL YOU GROW UP, LINUS
spoilers: I never got a blankie.
*Shrugs*
I hate that song.
:(
5:10am. I should go to bed soon.
ugh. it's today, today. WELL I'M OFF DOWN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO THE EYE DOCTOR see you faggots later faggots.
wtf is wrong with everyones eyes?
the left side of my right eye is completely red from choking on a sunflower seed. Good times.
I dunno, my eyes rock pretty hard.
Cats have eyes.
blue=superior
however, green eyes on chicks is preffered. Idk, i knew a green eyed chick once. She wasnt that hot (cute, but not zomfg must hump now or anything), but she had the most amazing green eyes.
I don't pay too much attention to a girl's eyes. Unless I'm, like, really checking her out.
I usually don't even register what color a girl's eyes are in my head. I just kind of take in the whole face.
Unless it's a bright blue, I normally assume brown until I look closely.
i guess im just cooler than you guys then
I'm with LoS on this one, I've always prefered green eyes.
But since I have the aryan blue eyes of a Swede, I've got to agree with LoS's first statement, too. :D
Heh, That's actually the first thing I do when I talk to a girl.
I just look straight into her eyes.
It's funny when they get a bit embarrassed out and start to stare off somewhere else but they eventually stare back.
and then run away never to be seen again.
Arcadious has mind control!!
sleep is required for a weekend that should be filled with self pity and drinking. Goodnight, Sweet DA.
brown/green depending on time/season for tfw
I'm full of ****.
also: i'm so tired i could fall asleep in seconds.
seconds
I'm actually not that tired.
NOR AM I
MORE CRACKDOWN I SAY
I wish Wings was up right now so we could play 2gether :(
2gether 4 ever
fagz 4 lyfe
He's british, I'm canadian... we were born gay.
AND I WAS BORN AMERIKAN! **** YEAH I LOVE FOOTBALL PIZZA AND FUKKEN THE TYPICAL BIG BOOBED BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, if you're gonna dis my country, you can just get out.
big boob'd blondes are okay. I'm more into shorter, midsized-boobed redheads though. idk, nerds are hot.
Yeah, granted they don't have a butt-ugly face. Or they have that problem where they can't seem to close their mouth all the way and you can see some of their gums or some ****. That always ****ed me off.
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Ember/
She's decent looking. A little chubby.
I've had enough of emogoth faggot girls. "Simple" is hawt nao.
Natural blondes are fine. Dyed-blonde hair is almost always ugly.
Red hair is hawt, black hair is hawt, big tits is hawt, and the taller, the hawter.
ok
can i watch? you wont even know im there
until i come all over you
Linko, would you have sexual relations with a woman named Gigantor, if given the opportunity?
You know, that could still mean she might be a small, petite woman who went by the nickname "Gigi."
touchme
lol i mean
touche
GIGANTOR!
Ooo, say it again, baby.
GIGANTOR
I came.
GIGANTOR
Ember isn't hot. Not because she's curvy, that's good. She just has ugly tits and face.
Don't mess with football.
wait, she has a face?
also, **** you. i'd ****ing plant my face in those milkbags and never come out.
Too bad they're gross.
Boobs cause cancer.
BREAST CANCER LOL
i'm fukken tired good day
G'day mate.
needs more ember tit, but i cant bring myself to censor them:(
I can't bring myself to look at them. Too ugly.
CRIPPLE FIGHT
Oh ho ho ho...
You say...funny thing.
FUNNY THING, YOU SAY THEM
http://www.billywitchdoctor.com/
Not a real site. :(
I found a really hot pic of Sailor Jupitor sitting naked on a bench today.
I felt it was necessary to share this.
No such thing.
No, really. She's all cute and embarassed. Though I notice now that her ponytail looks really weird. I hope that doens't ruin it for me.
I usually don't like porn of people naked in a public setting, but she's alone, so it's tolerable.
No sailormoon stuff is drawn well. No such thing.
It's like people are incapable of recreating ****ty anime. Go figure.
Apart from the obligatory face and hair, it's not actually all that animu in style. It's a western style from the neck down. You'd think some, like, Marvel or DC artist was drawing a naked chick and decided to slap an animu head on it for kicks.
EDIT - why do we keep getting in weird arguments like this?
Marvel and DC draw all women extremely corded and muscular.
I don't recall what the actual show looks like. Either way, animu face = animu.
And that's a good question. I can't answer it.
Jawsome.
Toned is a good word for it. That's why I referenced Marvel/DC art; she may not be real muscular like a superheroine would be, but she is quite toned. Makes for some HOT legs, I must say.
meh, **** toned. Fleshy is good.
Fleshy is good, but a toned is fine too.
What's best is when she's just a big woman who, like, works out. Fleshy and toned.
big? Nah. I just like definition to the body. Thicker thighs, nice waist, etc, etc. Easy grabbin'.
Contrasting colors. Porcelain skin, rose lips, raven hair, emerald eyes, all on a nice thin body.
overdone. I thought that was hot until I met my girlfriend. Now it's boring. I've met something superior.
You don't like dolls as much as I do then.
But I'll not go into my fantasy.
I'm intrigued. CONTINUE?
And no, I don't like dolls. At all.
Without unecessary details, I always dreamed of taking said woman, laying her naked, and stitching her from head to toe. I mean all through her fingers, arms, stomach, feet, chest, etc. Then, dress her up like a victorian doll. From that point on, standard foreplay leading to sex, though I think during it I'd like to break a few bones simply to hear the crunch, probably ribs or shoulder, because I would still want her hands in working order. Either way, I would want just the same amount of passion you'd normally get in an intimate situation, and total acceptance of what I was doing. When we finished, I'd like to use the same needle to slowly remove every stitch.
That's my fantasy. Never make me recount it in public again.
I really should work on the weird side of personality. It's lacking, but starting to pick up a bit.
street sharks?
more like
they bite, they fight
they bite they bite they fight
the itchy and scratchy shooooooow!
way to forget "bite bite bite fight fight fight", faggot.
:)
WHAT DID YOU DO?
idk, that just made me smile.
Renfield, you *******!
holy hell, i did forget it. huh.
What the hell are you fagots talking about?
Guys, at first I just thought DA was being lame and uneventful, but it's like lights out over all of VGC. C'mon, it's not even 11:30.
****s weak, dawg, ****s weak.
In other news: I'm going to bed soon because I'm a big baby.
1:30 here.
CENTRAL IS SUPERIOR ETC
eastern > _____
being on the west coast is best online. BECAUSE, we wake up, and everyone else is already awake if we want to chat on aim. and, we get to stay up late while everyone else is already tired on the east coast.
however, for TV, est is better.
I'm up at all hours, so it's all milhouse for me.
face'd
If you've got me on AIM, you know I'm on at any time during the day, or the night, that I feel like being online. I won't be on when I use the computers in the library at work, though.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire]eastern > _____
Eastern time is the only correct timezone. Everyone else needs to fix their watches and alarm clocks.
CENTRAL IS CALLED CENTRAL BECAUSE IT'S THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS, PHM.
central is ****ing fail. its got nothing going for it. it doesnt have the awesome "life revolves around me" of est, nor does it have the "awake long after you" of pst. its just... halfassed
Exactly. Central is the worst out of the three. But lord, don't get me started on GMT.
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
NOT WITH A BANG BUT AN ALARM CLOCK
... :(
russia owns all. 14 timezones.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TIME ZONES CHANGE YOU.
how do you drive a soviet tank? you dont.
soviet tank drives you.
DST is bull****. I'd give up chocolate to never have DST again.
and i ****ing love chocolate. o wai - in soviet russia, chocolate loves me.
oh, and bai2u DA. i'm gb2 bed now **** tomorrow is going to be a peice of stupid ****.
i hate my life.
what the good *** is DTS? And how far behind/ahead of EST is it?
daylight savings time, faggot. dur dur dur
kay goin 2 skool bai
k, goin to get food, then school.
lol skippin school to stay home and fap
I hope I don't fail French. :(
Oh man it was totally worth it.
Enjoy your French failings.
HEY WANNA PLAY SUM METROVANIA?
I'll race you in boss rush mode.
Hey who editted that?
[quote=Zeta;548729]HEY WANNA PLAY SUM METROVANIA?
i might possibly be up for it, seeing as I haven't played in like ages and most people on wifi suck
jemapelle zeta. tu tapelles comment?
i don't have a ****ing clue what i just said
first off, it should be "je m'apelle zeta. comment t'apelle tu?" and you (poorly) told me your name and then asked mine.
bonjour, je m'apelle LoS. si tu ne m'avale pas, je te tuerais. c'est la verite.
i haven't been in french class since like 7th grade i can't remember any of that ****.
i havent been in a class that i paid any attention to since...
...wait, i never paid any attention. Well, I havent had a class since senior year, and that was 2 years ago. Since then I've gone through quite a bit of booze and herb, so you've no excuse really. gb2france
Wouldn't the fact that I'm a loser with no life except for video games count as an excuse?
no. if anything, being a nerd should make you smarter and hence more apt to retain useless knowledge. faggot.
loser=!nerd
*!=
****ing kill yourself
k
Preferred method of suicide?
Yeah, he wants you to just smash your brains in on the fivehead.
Voules vous couche avec moi cesoir?
lol spelling
ce soir. two words. and no, i dont want to **** you.
WHO THE **** MADE THIS A FRENCH FAGGORTY THREAD? I HATE YOU.
tomorrow will be a better day. it better be, because today was an unproductive peice of ****. at least tomorrow i will be blessed with a preview of how my blood will be spilled in the upcoming midterms. ****ety ****.
having a period must suck. considering you're a dood.
No moonspeak allowed.
G
This is how it always starts. With the fukken french ****.
SACRE BLEU!!!!!
I'll just assume you're acting like the waiter from south park in the nambla episode.
No dude, this's me.
LALALA THIS ISN'T HAPPENING LALALA
Screw you guys I'm going to work.
GO WORK!
lange de la lune
*langue
...Isn't it? C'MON, MY GRADE DEPENDS ON THIS.
Any more ****ing moonspeak pansy french bull**** and I'm gonna murder someone close to me.
lol k guys it's school time again bai
lol k mes amis c'est le temp pour l'ecole au revoir
it's official. people who speak moonspeak are morons.
Lol how's Japanese class going, buddy?
dropped
owned
who wants to know smelly jap talk anyways...?
Latigo de pistol.
The only decent foreign language is german. At least it doesn't sound like surrerenderish moontalk, anyway.
ICH HASSE FRANZ
WAS IS DAS?
to be REALLY hardcore, you gotta know french and german. that way you can say stuff to a chick in french to get her ready for lovin', and then yell at her boyfriend in german to scare him when he comes to fight you.
ITS WIN/WIN!
sieg heil, frankenfurter.
VIVA LAS VEGAS!
Oh, that's what I was saying?
Yeah. Call me a sausage again and you're dead.
... Wiener schnitzel?
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SANDWICH ARTIST!
bridget?
why don't you go marry him then.
not a chick, though has a dick.
it's school time again luv u guys lol i'll bbl
bai
pix
what zeta said
10 bux says it's just a huge walking talking d[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ck.
That just makes me want the pics even more.
[quote=Ant;551302]10 bux says it's just a huge walking talking d[COLOR=Lime]i[/COLOR]ck.
that's more like linko's brother though
it's gotta have boobs and vagoo too
boobs and vagoo would be where they are supposed to be, on an overall huge penis shaped like thing.
would having sex with that make you gay? i mean, its ponos in vagoo, but... its the vagoo of a giant phallus.
if ever there was a pime taradox, this is it.
I've seen futa that's pretty much a giant dick with a girl attached. It's not so much fappable as it is funny.
funny is fap
It's odd because normally that adding a "y" to the end of the word makes it an adjective that describes the original noun, such as "fishy" meaning "like a fish," where as "fun" and "funny" are two different things, and there's no word "funn."
That was not a fun fact. And it wasn't funny.
I never said it was either.
Judge's avatar is awesome. I just wanted to say that. I'll be back later.
im betting he thinks its hot
FunFact: it isnt.
i think i'm gonna go watch a dvd or something... i'm kinda bored. tomorrow is going to suck, as previously mentioned, due to the amount of work i need to get caught up on. it's such a drag. :sigh:
le sigh
I have zero plans whatsoever. Another lazy sunday for ant.
Meeting with Jewish chick, unsure if it's a date or not. Probably isn't.
Are you going to blow her up?
be back in a few hours.
going to work, then talking to... someone...
ooooo cryptic.
I'm going to guess a lawyer. Or a girl. Both seem like it would be a big deal to you.
A LAWYER THAT IS A GIRL, PERHAPS?
Huh, never even thought about that. I forgot women can get decent jobs now.
Times are changing for the worse.
No kidding.
Adam listened to Eve, ate apple, got us kicked out of Eden and made us mortal and in G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d's disfavor.
And now we want to let them vote?
HELP END WOMENS SUFFERAGE