ATTN: Vampiro




Posted by Xero

So you're too cool to mod the black sun eh?

tsk. ;)

BUT ARE YOU TOO COOL TO STICK IT IN MY POOPER?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Pretty much. Though I never asked to be demodded or modded in the first place. Too bad, I was going to wipe the board this morning too.




Posted by Xero

I'm not surprised.




Posted by Iris

He's lame. What kind of cool person wouldn't want to mod this blog?!




Posted by Xero

Klarth




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Klarth hasn't been cool since the eighties.




Posted by Iris

I like Klarth. He has very little hair on his body. It reminds me of young children. :love:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Still illegal in your country, pedo.

I, however, can jump his smooth bones like you wouldn't believe.




Posted by Iris

The satisfaction comes from it being illegal, silly. Do you think it's enjoyable because kids are experienced when it comes to sex? Pfft. None of the sexy ones are, especially the infants.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The act being illegal is really only part of it. Rape isn't hot because it's against the law, it's something completely different. Same thing in this case.




Posted by Iris

It's partly hot because it's against the law. It's also hot because you can have unprotected sex and not worry about catching STDs from them while having the pleasure to share your own! Not to mention they're so easily brainwashed and dominated. They're like toys, only they cry more.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Exactly. The law only factors in partly. There's so much more.




Posted by Iris

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I only gave him back because he started getting hairy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well done, ma'am. I applaud your abilities. 4 years is quite an achievement.




Posted by Iris

I was going to eat him, but he was pretty skinny. Probably because I haven't fed him in 4 years. But now he's all plump and juicy. I want my tasty baby back. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

There's always more fish in the sea.




Posted by Iris

I hate seafood. I need human meat, ****it. :mad:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Merboys.




Posted by Xenos

So, Iris, which part of the human body do you find most ... zesty?




Posted by Iris

The eyes, toes, and ears taste different from the rest of the body. The eyes are a pain in the *** to cook perfectly, so I usually wind up eating them raw.




Posted by Ant

I find the boobies to be the most erotic part of the female body.




Posted by Iris

I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: . The eyes are a pain in the *** to cook perfectly, so I usually wind up eating them raw.


Not like you have to cook them anyways.



Posted by Dreadnought

I crave ovaries.




Posted by The Judge

Reverse vampires crave the sunlight.