loleries ver 2




Posted by The Judge


Well, I'm not actually a bad person, I just find it too funny not to share.




Posted by Omni

I have pic of AIDS she sent me over MSN Messenger. Is that funny enough to share?




Posted by Ant

I'm still confused.




Posted by Dexter

Yaviel is Blaise!




Posted by Ant

nice. extreme mental issues ftw




Posted by Dexter

It's like that movie Identity or Donald Kaufman's excellent film 3.

The secret lies within!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ant was right. Owned.

And this is as crazy as it gets. A split personality tattling on another split personality who's pretending to be another personality? Wow. Crazy ****. She's ****ed up.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Also: apparently this is aids:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/aids.jpg[/IMG]

what a ****ing fatty




Posted by Dexter

idk. She kinda looks like your grim type.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... that's not grim, you mother****ing *******. This is grim:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/lookingood.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

fukken classy.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/aurthurGRIMerelli.png[/IMG]

reminded me of the phonz




Posted by mis0


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: ... that's not grim, you mother****ing *******. This is grim:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/lookingood.jpg[/IMG]

Why are all Canadians LUMBERJACKS?



Posted by sniper

You look a bit overdressed for a big bowl of Cheetos.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You look a bit under dressed for a big bowl of faggotry. Shut up.




Posted by Omni

I'd have posted it, but my internet crapped out on me. Good thing I shared it with Vampiro.




Posted by Iris

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;521533]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/aids.jpg[/IMG]
Is she like, wearing a corset around her neck and chin? Bahahaha.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Is she like, wearing a corset around her neck and chin? Bahahaha.


I don't know, but it doesn't help the fat sagging off her cheeks.



Posted by The Judge

Oh, so Yaviel is Blaise too?

I lol'd.




Posted by Iris

No. Yaviel, the person who's been registered for like 2 hours, just wanted to confide in you through PM about Aida. She must've thought you wouldn't tell or something. :cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Iris just owned your face, son.




Posted by Lord of Spam

nobody likes my macro. I hope you all get aids and die.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Iris: No. Yaviel, the person who's been registered for like 2 hours, just wanted to confide in you through PM about Aida. She must've thought you wouldn't tell or something. :cool:

Not sure if you're trying to insult me or not.



Posted by Dexter

Vampy's hawt stuff. I'd hit it and with my luck today I would hit a spike and then fatality.




Posted by The Judge

Kenny, if you don't have the yellow mega man, you can't make the ultra mega mega man!




Posted by Iris

I wasn't trying to be mean, just sarcastic.




Posted by Zeta

On the internet, there's no difference between the two.




Posted by Slade

I've been wondering for a while, Zeta, do you mean ITS for "In this sig" in your sig? If not, what's IIS stand for? Seemed like a good time to bring it up 'cause I don't know what I'm going to say about the topic at hand.

fatty fat fat is faaaaaaaat

I say no posts by her, under any account, or any of her friends should be tolerated in DA. NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND




Posted by Zeta

... Oh ****, how did that second 'I' get in there?

*Fixes*




Posted by Slade

I've been wondering that for at least a week, but never got around to mentioning it to you. Boy am I going to sleep well tonight!



at least until daddy comes home...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

IT'S GOOFY TIME




Posted by Zeta

NO GOOFY TIME TONIGHT! >=O




Posted by The Judge

Joe is watching Saw.

Yup.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Dexter: Yaviel is Blaise!


I thought we all knew this.

@#$%, I remember being eleven and thinking how clever I was, having three accounts on an internet community.

EDIT - And if she actually does have split-personlity crap going on, she actually has a right to act the way she does, unlike normal Goths and Emos who are actually all pussies who don't know crap.




Posted by Slade

I'd still call her a pussy who doesn't know crap.




Posted by Linko_16

Well, they don't know crap about who they're trying to be.

'Course, I'm not sure I buy this multiple personality thing in the first place.




Posted by mis0

I don't really care - I mean, is she that annoying? Or have I just somehow not noticed most of it?




Posted by Linko_16

Not really, but remember that DA gets much of it's personality from /b/ - intolerant, unforgiving, etc




Posted by sniper

She shows weakness, I feast on it, etc.




Posted by Slade

She annoys me because she's a middleschooler in every way imaginable.




Posted by Omni

Actual AIDS chat log that led to her sending me that pic that Vampiro posted:

[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: hey my luv are you there?
Stone Cold Crazy says: Hello?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: your silly
Stone Cold Crazy says: Maybe.
[Dying To live][Living To Die] says: how are you
Stone Cold Crazy says: Okay.
[Dying To live][Living To Die] says: why
Stone Cold Crazy says: It's just that things aren't good right now.
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: its always like that for me because of my parents and people at school
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: people at school hate me a lot whats wrong?
Stone Cold Crazy says: A lot of my friends are leaing and I'm going to lose them. I'll never see them again.
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: it'll hurt it happened to me a lot of times with my good friends
Stone Cold Crazy says: Really?
Stone Cold Crazy says: How did you get over it?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: my real friends in my band helped me and we rehearsed a lot and they helped me with stuff
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: it helps to do what you do best i'm in a band
Stone Cold Crazy says: What do you think I do best?
[Dying To Live] [Living To Die] says: i think you're good at writing and you know a lot about stuff
Stone Cold Crazy says: I don't want to talk about it anymore right now.
[Dying To live][Living To Die] says: i get it it must hurt a lot
Stone Cold Crazy says: Yeah, it does. Now I'm working on this thing...
Stone Cold Crazy says: I just want to know who everyone really is.
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: well yeah that makes sense me too i want to know
Stone Cold Crazy says: Is that you in your display pic?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: yes, and my guitar in it too from my band
Stone Cold Crazy says: That's cool, can you send it to me?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: yeah sure

No, I don't know why she thinks I'm her friend. Yes, I did make stuff up to get her to want to send it to me, LOL...




Posted by The Judge

VESPA WOMAN




Posted by Lord of Spam

AIDS is now, has been, and always will be B&, no matter what form she takes.




Posted by Slade

I remember like a year ago when I first saw "We're all just dying to live, and living to die..." on some kids myspace. Made me want to punch him in the face so hard.




Posted by Iris

Yeah, Aida is pretty annoying, Miso. She's not like, aggravating or anything, but she acts just like one of those posters who stay in the anime or Kingdom Hearts board all the time, only she doesn't. Also, she's pretty hard to get through to. She'll keep talking to herself in threads, oblivious to the fact that no one cares.

Also, she's a huge ****ing cliche.




Posted by mis0

I guess I've had good fortune in not noticing it.

BUT WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S BURN HER AT THE STEAK!!




Posted by Lord of Spam

fix'd for added deliciousness




Posted by Yonaka


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Also: apparently this is aids:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/aids.jpg[/IMG]

what a ****ing fatty


Oh my ***!!! That's Ally! Lol. This made me laugh so hard. That's Black-thoughts. ZOMG, I'm going to die laughing this is so funny.



Posted by Yonaka

I laugh at this. This is great. Like wow. You think I'm all those people? HA! No, I directed Theresa to the wacko board to show her how well the spreading of muffinism was going, and I talk about you people constantly at school. She hates it here in all actuality. Oh you people will be the death of me. I'm laughing too hard and for too long.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Thatta boy, slade.




Posted by mis0

b& means b&, ****it!! X-CEL-INT enforcement buddy!! [/Jak Pattinson]




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Whatever happened to our good buddy Pattinson?




Posted by Slade

I think Vamp and I discussed this a long time ago. We think his head imploded one day when he realized that not everyone in the world was his buddy.


I sure was, though. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

I know I sure was:(

Also, hooray for others joining the war on aids.




Posted by Slade

You know who else I miss? That guy who always said MEOW! at the end of his posts. Sadly, he never made it past the introduction thread...




Posted by Lord of Spam

that guy was a fag


meow




Posted by Slade

He was my hero.


mew




Posted by Zeta

I remember that guy... A pity he didn't stay.


woof




Posted by Slade

*runs up a tree*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

meow




Posted by Lord of Spam

this will end now. too close to furfaggotry.




Posted by Zeta

DISREGARD THAT I HUMP DOGS




Posted by Yonaka

B& does mean b&. Just thought it fair to warn you. Ally might be dropping by! :D And oh, the fun I shall have then.

Oh and forgot to mention. The above friend that Ally was talking about is Rose. I think. Oh man, she was so awesome, but then she left. :(




Posted by Iris

Hmm. I just noticed that the hair color is a bit different in the last picture than the one of her arm, though I wouldn't be surprised if she dyed it black.

She's still fat regardless.




Posted by Yonaka

I wish. But no not yet. That is Ally.




Posted by black-thoughts

wow the pic going around about aids is me i feel speacial and now all shall die.make fun of my fat and call me names but not a tear shall i cry,
here people should read these pretty hate machine sent them to me


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I love you, and I want to make sweet love to your decaying skull. Awww yeah... That's the way.


i just might let you do that but where do u live?
bc i live in michigan

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there read those bet everyone can get a kick out of that so jonathan let me tell you this though you chosse the wrong gurl to mess with i dont put up with bull****, others call me fat all you want i dont care anymore, but jonathan (aka: pretty hate machine) it seems you have a death wish.

<3<3<3 lil emo ally [****ed of at pretty hate machine]<3<3<3




Posted by black-thoughts


Quoting Pretty Hate Machine: Actual AIDS chat log that led to her sending me that pic that Vampiro posted:

[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: hey my luv are you there?
Stone Cold Crazy says: Hello?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: your silly
Stone Cold Crazy says: Maybe.
[Dying To live][Living To Die] says: how are you
Stone Cold Crazy says: Okay.
[Dying To live][Living To Die] says: why
Stone Cold Crazy says: It's just that things aren't good right now.
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: its always like that for me because of my parents and people at school
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: people at school hate me a lot whats wrong?
Stone Cold Crazy says: A lot of my friends are leaing and I'm going to lose them. I'll never see them again.
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: it'll hurt it happened to me a lot of times with my good friends
Stone Cold Crazy says: Really?
Stone Cold Crazy says: How did you get over it?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: my real friends in my band helped me and we rehearsed a lot and they helped me with stuff
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: it helps to do what you do best i'm in a band
Stone Cold Crazy says: What do you think I do best?
[Dying To Live] [Living To Die] says: i think you're good at writing and you know a lot about stuff
Stone Cold Crazy says: I don't want to talk about it anymore right now.
[Dying To live][Living To Die] says: i get it it must hurt a lot
Stone Cold Crazy says: Yeah, it does. Now I'm working on this thing...
Stone Cold Crazy says: I just want to know who everyone really is.
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: well yeah that makes sense me too i want to know
Stone Cold Crazy says: Is that you in your display pic?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: yes, and my guitar in it too from my band
Stone Cold Crazy says: That's cool, can you send it to me?
[Dying To Live][Living To Die] says: yeah sure

No, I don't know why she thinks I'm her friend. Yes, I did make stuff up to get her to want to send it to me, LOL...





yes take what i say and twist it like the snake you are if you think i shall forget and forgive you may go to hell and burn like the son of a ***** you are.all i did was love you and you broke me wow way to go break some one who was already broken.



Posted by Yonaka

SEE WHAT YOU DID TO POOR ALLY?! You should be ashamed. I don't mean this as a joke either. Ally is an awesome person and is actually far from fat. So if you wanna talk about someone make it me.
Oh and Ally, I miss Rose. :(




Posted by sniper

lolol




Posted by Iris

Permission to delete?




Posted by Zeta

I think it's safe to say permission isn't necessary.




Posted by The Judge

What the faaaaaack *Boleted*




Posted by The Judge

A *majillion times better




Posted by Slade

I underestimated their faggotry. Just DON'T POST HERE.




Posted by The Judge

Slade, what have I said about edits.




Posted by Omni

Hey, when I got on MSN today I had this waiting for me:

[Dying To Live][Living To Die] sent 1/20/2007 12:47 PM:
hey my friend asked for your email and i gave it to her
i hope that was okay oh btw it was kisoish or how ever u
spell it

[Dying To Live][Living To Die] sent 1/20/2007 12:56 PM:
jerks that just messed me up in life but i guess you are
i ****ing hate you

[Dying To Live][Living To Die] sent 1/20/2007 12:56 PM:
what the ****ing hell???????you think that this is a
game????you think its funny to post a pic on the
internet without asking me??????i dont care you did it
but to then agree and make fun of me behind my back bc
your to much of a coward to say it to me....i've never
wanted to kill anyone as much as i want to kill you.for
some reason i belived that mabye you did love me and
weren't like the other

[Dying To Live][Living To Die] sent 1/20/2007 1:30 PM:
twist my words again and i will ****ing kill you posting
a chat we had and them twisting the words to make it
stupid thank you but you must know by now you can break
some one that is already broken

I LOL'd hard.




Posted by The Judge

Look out. She's going to kill you. I'd be scared.




Posted by Iris

She has the power of the dark moons on her side.




Posted by Ant

this is gettin creepy




Posted by The Judge

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




Posted by Lord of Spam

huh, that edit actually isnt any better than what it was. oh well.




Posted by Slade


Quoting The Judge: Slade, what have I said about edits.


"little boys that edit judge's posts wake up with a fleeting recollection of the night's activities and left upon their tender *******s is a faint whisper of a penis"



Posted by mis0


Quoting Slade: "little boys that edit judge's posts wake up with a fleeting recollection of the night's activities and left upon their tender *******s is a faint whisper of a penis"

bol what the hell?



Posted by Slade

Uh... yeah, what the hell man?




Posted by Lord of Spam

[quote][Dying To Live][Living To Die] sent 1/20/2007 12:56 PM:
what the ****ing hell???????you think that this is a
game????you think its funny to post a pic on the
internet without asking me??????i dont care you did it
but to then agree and make fun of me behind my back bc
your to much of a coward to say it to me....i've never
wanted to kill anyone as much as i want to kill you.for
some reason i belived that mabye you did love me and
weren't like the other


[quote][Dying To Live][Living To Die]you.for
some reason i belived that mabye you did love me and
weren't like the other


[quote][Dying To Live][Living To Die] that mabye you did love me and
weren't like th



[quote][Dying To Live][Living To Die]love me

oh lawd




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Lord of Spam: love me


Oh, you know I already do.



Posted by Lord of Spam

im spurtin here




Posted by mis0

Somebody should post AIDS picture and that little quote on 4chan. It's the makings of copypasta if I ever saw any.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

OH IT'S YOU ALRIGHT




Posted by Ant

This reminds me of when on Maury the black guy gets the test results that SAY that the baby is his with DNA proof yet they still blab on saying "NOT MY BABY NOT MY BABY!"

good show.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i liked when the guy did a dance when finding out it wasnt his

good times




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

wtf is maury




Posted by Lord of Spam

****ty american day time talk show consisting of giving DNA tests to ******s to see if they fathered fat little idiot babies with homely female ******s. usually involves lots of AW HELL NAW and OH SNAP and WHUTEVA etc. Basically, watching one episode is does the same amount of damage to your brain as being kicked in the head by a rather strong mule for 40 years in a row.




Posted by Iris

Dwarves are really good with the guitar, right?!




Posted by Zeta

Dwarves and axes go hand in hand.




Posted by Omni

[center][IMG]http://www.candlewiz.com/dwpict%5Cdwguitel.jpg[/IMG][/center]




Posted by Slade

http://www.livemusicindiana.com/concert%20pics/pictures/2004/Slayer/imgs/slayer%20-%20kerry%202.jpg

this guy always reminds me of a dwarf.




Posted by Iris

His beard's not long enough.




Posted by Zeta

Your beard's not long enough.




Posted by Lord of Spam

wait, since when did iris posting here become acceptible

im confused and horny.




Posted by Zeta

She's only allowed to post here to make your hornyness harder.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Zeta: She's only allowed to post here as long as there's a chance that she 'tits.'

fix'd for clarity



Posted by Lord of Spam

a gtfo is fine too




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: wait, since when did iris posting here become acceptible

im confused and horny.


A long time ago.



Posted by The Judge

She aint allowed by my reckoning.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I was the only one deleting her ****, and now I'm not.




Posted by Ant

who cares




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THE JUDGE




Posted by Lord of Spam

wait, i say we let her post here. gives vamp moar material to work with for his story.

Which, by the way, i still want to see, faggot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I stopped caring about that **** ages ago. I refuse to finish it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

quivering with rage




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

who knows, maybe when I'm forty and flipping though my old hdds i'll come across it and decide to finish it while my wife and kids are out of the house.

then i'll look you up and send it to you. lols must flow.




Posted by Lord of Spam

also /r/ bridget pix




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

GOT LOTS OF THAT ****




Posted by Slade

/r/ second'd




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I stopped caring about that **** ages ago. I refuse to finish it.


I have absolutely no reason to live now.



Posted by The Judge

Zeta, I'm going to assume your gender is based on the description of Death in the Portrait of Ruin manual rather than the alignment from Dungeons and Dragons.




Posted by Zeta

Actually, I got it from Dungeons & Dragons, then I remembered that it was also in Portrait of Ruin and put that "samurai-like aspects" thing as my location. :cookie:




Posted by The Judge

EXCELLENT!




Posted by mis0

Nerds.




Posted by The Judge

Herm




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: GOT LOTS OF THAT ****


i meant of you, faggot. you know im not gay for normal bridget.



Posted by Ant

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD




Posted by Linko_16

If there are any girls there I want to do them~.




Posted by The Judge

Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i meant of you, faggot. you know im not gay for normal bridget.


**** you. Take that **** back. Also: probably will never happen. It amplifies my gay by degrees unheard of.