Muffinism

So... Yesterday my friends and I discovered the endless joys of muffinism. This is a religion centering around muffins. The religion is open to anyone who loves muffins of any kind. Including vegan muffins! We want to meet lovely people who love muffins. I can try to get you guys a copy of the pamplet if you so wish. THE POWER OF MUFFINS COMPELS YOU!

Muff-diving.

You're a wacko moron.

How about pot muffins, do those count?

Might as well. I'm not the one who thought this up, but I'll gladly support it. It's oodles of fun.

I have two muffins a day, six days a week!!! I'm a HOT stud muffin!!! :wacko:

Whooo! Go Jesse!
But at any rate, muffinism has spread around the school. People are talking about it, and already there are anti-muffinists. And I have eaten two vegan muffins. They were suprisingly delicious. Very very good blueberry vegan muffins. You guys should totally try them.

I like chocolate chip.

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If you eat an English Muffin, *** kills an English person.

So I take it cheese is out, and muffins are in!! :D

MONKEYISM IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAY KEWLER THAN THIS MUFFINISM! WE HAVE PENGUINS IN OUR CLAN TOO!

Chill Penguin? I'm in.

Lawrence of Alaybia.

http://www.muffinfilms.com/

I love that site.
In muffinism we have smexy penguins. Way better than regular penguins. And leprechons, don't forget them. And we know the muffin man.

It's leprechauns.

*** ******* ***

Ah thank you. I didn't know how to spell leprechaun. I asked my mom and that's what she told me, the above post by me. Sorry 'bout that.
But yeah we have at least one leprechaun.

Spoilers: It's Aida

Spoilers; No it's not. I'm her cousin. Aida is in Colorado, and I miss her. She left just before the muffinism came in. :(

I think we could find out by with an IP check for Blaise, Kiyoshi, black-thoughts, etc...

This is the only place your way-off-topic posting will ever fit in, LOL...

Yep. I realized that a long time ago. You will discover that Black Thoughts is not me seeing as she's Ally. As for me and Aida, I'm a bit worried seeing as we were raised together and often switched computers. I can't remember if it was my computer or her computer that I made this username on.

Or maybe you're just the same person. I believe that black-thoughts isn't you due to her massively different post quality, not to mention her total lack of capitalization.

Hey Blaise, weren't you the one who writes about unicorns having sex with farmers are somethin.

I know there was a unicorn.

Oh that... Yes, but no sex and farmers. Now it's vampires and demons, but still no sex.

No Sex = Boring!

That's a shame, I'd read it if there was sex involved

All of Blaise's IPs match Aida and they're both equally retarded.

Okay, I guess that not so mysterious dilemma is officially solved. LOL...

I thought you'd have caught on when "Aida's cousin" suddenly starts posting after she's banned.

I knew it, I just wanted a flawless confirmation. Plus, it gives me an excuse to give out more reputation points.

This makes me laugh. I can explain that. When I left, I told her to go back and keep me posted on the goings on. When she left she told me to do the same. Now we lived in the same town and we were always at each others house. And now I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to because EMILY MOVED TO COLORADO! :(

Didn't we figure out Blaise was Aids like, months back?

Nope, becuase I'm not.
Support muffinism.

lol

Sup Ant?

LOL

Good news guys. I should be able to get a muffinism pamplet up here tomorrow.

You know I just had a thought... I can prove that I'm not Aida. So with the pamphlet shall come... PICS! That's right, I will do my best to get you pics, or perhaps a video... How about that?

You know, we never saw what aids looked like other than her arm.

I realize this, but I can still get the pics. I might even be able to scrounge up a pic of Emily and I together. I'll see what I can do. Ooh, hey remember the shirts Emily was wearing for that pic of her arm? I think I have a pic of her in them.

Why would you take a picture of your arm in a specific shirt? Oh, I also like how you know everything she ever did on VGC ever. I wonder why...

Remember when I said we used to get on each other's computers? Don't you think one of us would have been around at that time? And she talked about you guys constantly. It made all of us laugh. Very, very hard.

ok shut up you invader-zim anime loving slut that probably loves and worships the "
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(='.'=) This is bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination." tag.

*******it, JS. Why am I the fox in your sig?

No. I just want people to join the muffinism movement of loving muffins. Muffins are delicious. Vegan muffins.

actually it was an "EMMM" decision, which includes the game "eeny meeny miney moe" and followed by "CTTBTT" which is code name for "CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TOE" which led to "IHHLHG" which meant "IF HE HOLLERS LET HIM GO" then back to "EMMM".

You see?

... No. :(

I bet Blaise thinks she's funny "worshipping" something inanimate or stupid. Sounds like something teenagers do.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was like 10 when the show ran.

I like blueberry muffins and chocolate muffins.

she probably thinks the Super Mario mushroom is cute like the girl in my graphics class does.

I made fun of her so much with my friends and the other day I got moved to sit next to her and I'm going CRAZY THE WORST PUNISHMENT EVER

Hey, Fate...










































































Spork! ^_^

I don't actually worship muffins. It's just a funny thing. Oh yes, and part of the pamphlet says;
You can see, taste, hear, smell, and feel muffins. No other religion offers this kind of security. Have you ever seen a non-existant muffin? No? Didn't think so.
Or something of that nature...

Rambling on about things we've already established as stupid: Proof of Aida.

I submit that there may be a superior religion afoot. For starters, worship me.

No thank you. And the subject isn't stupid, it's wacko. Duh! :D How could you not have noticed before?

Yeah, but you post stupid things on the main boards and the blogs without trying.

I don't post on the main boards and blogs anymore. I see no point.

Yeah, cuz you were quarantined here for carrying AIDS, HEV, and God knows what else.

Herpes, Hep A, Hep B, HIV, you name it I got it! :D

o *** stephanie, they are killing our muffins... YOU SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY BAKED GOOD KNOWN TO LOWLY HUMANS AS THE MUFFIN!

mmmm vegany muffiny goodynessy

They are indeed part of the anti-muffinist group along with Tim, Ross, and Roger. They'll regret it soon enough!

ah well, like I care... hmmm... must...find...more...blueberrys...

Yes you must. Those muffins were delicious and I want more!

we will see now won't we?

Indeed we shall. I still say chocolate chip muffins should have their own category.

And I say, I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUr LESSER FORM OF MUFFIN!

Just because it's not vegan doesn't mean it's lesser. I'm not vegan. I'm not even vegetarian! I get my own category of chocolate chip muffins!

hmmm... touche...

You guys are stupid, and fail at being Wackos. End of discussion.

i did it all for the muffin (come on) the muffin (come on)
so you can take that cactus and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)

Oops, I accidentally locked the thread.

Chocolate muffins with chocolate chips are also good.

I agree. Chocolate chip muffins.

fyi, the characters in final fantasy aren't real, they're graphics.

Uh, duh. What's that supposed to mean anyway?

bump

[quote=Yonaka;526333]Uh, duh. What's that supposed to mean anyway?

It means STFU

Only ten months late.

lol like a pregnant woman's period

that joke was DYNAMITE

It's all about pancakes vs. waffles now.

ya it iz

she luvz us lawl

oh snap oh **** how did i guess it?

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I like how she doesn't know how IP addresses work.

Yeah, you'd think she'd learn. That, and it's so obvious with the wapanese usernames, michigan as location, etc.

So I was reading the first page of this thread, and I learned something new.

I had no idea that things such as vegan muffins could exist! How wonderful.

Actually, I do know how IP's work, and I made no attempt to hide who I am. It was figured out long ago. I got bored in my computers class, so.... yep. Vegan muffins are the ****.

But seriously, pancakes vs. waffles=epic battle.

**** YOU!

I'm have to pull a Queen on this one if you don't mind.

"lol"

lol prince albert

I know what that is now. :D

[IMG]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3461/merossandbrianpb2.jpg[/IMG]

Hey AIDS, which one's Danny and which one's Donny?

The blond one is Ross, and the one with black hair is Brian. :D

spork!

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Vegge muffins! even though I've never seen a muffin with meat in it!

Egg, you ****ing moron, egg.

Those arn't ****ing muffins, they're eggs in between 2 muffins.

Im a christian

You're the whore of Babylon.

The typical muffin has both milk and eggs in the ingredients. You replace milk with soy milk, and eggs with a banana. Tasty stuff right there.

Who the **** cares? I suppose breast feeding is bad because it involves milk, and back in the day man hunted animals for food so I guess those people were evil right?

No, humans only started eating meat within the last century. It was in a vegan book, so it must be true.

People who listen to death/black who the **** cares metal die early, it must be true because it was in a vegan book

They always kill themselves.